Who's On Call?

By Who's On Call

They say in the land of the blind the man with 1 eye is King. Well in todays world the man with any common sense is looked upon with wonder. Former and current colleagues in Residential Maintenance, discuss how not being a complete idiot can get you far in the industry.

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Who's On Call?Feb 24, 2020

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01:48:05

I've always wanted to be prey

Uncle Ashey comes to visit and we talk about Rich. What's the best d*ck pick pose? We try to understand women. And we find out Alvaro's a virgin.

Apr 29, 202402:03:36

You took the turn before me

On this episode we talk about the porta-potty wars. Rich throws up cuernitos for the Lord. And Ryobi is still killing it. From Blue and yellow, off to electric green, you know what I mean, still king.

Apr 22, 202402:12:53

Let's ruin somebody's day

We cut this episode short because of the aproaching hail storm but not before we answer a call from Christopher, of Seattle, Ohio. The eclipse brings out the weirdos for Alvaro. Rich is a plant. And We’re not coming to change your filter

Apr 22, 202401:11:14

You think she prayed for you?

Our favorite Jew came to visit! Allen breaks down the Torah and the Talmud for us and how they're read. He explains the intricate working of tunnels. And we try to pull Alvaro from the Matrix

Apr 08, 202402:15:45

It was was your tone and how I was raised

Alvaro's back and he updates us on his chickens

Apr 01, 202401:51:56

I wanna live like a samurai

ahflkn

Mar 25, 202401:07:27

Is that butt!?

Photographer Felipe Castaneda joins us on this episode. He tells us of his travels around the globe photographing various landscapes. Rick expresses his frustrations with coaching baseball. And Alvaro's sister asks the question we're all wondering about...Is that butt??

Mar 18, 202401:40:08

You're winning the fake race

We search for our Indian names. Rich and Rick recap last weekends kickball game. And we plead our case to be honorary Gen X members

Dec 04, 202301:25:05

It entered your assmosphere

We are reminded how maintenance has it out for Alvaro and how it tortures him for our entertainment. Rob and Jen call us with an update on their Ranch. Traffic has our ugly side by the balls. And we share our recent close calls about shitting our pants

Nov 27, 202301:58:49

I didn't go viral, my mom logged in

Alvaro is MIA this episode. Esther Schwarts and her entourage join us in studio. We talk about her writting process, bandmates, what inspires her. All while Allen Cucks off on the sidelines

Nov 20, 202301:45:13

God can beat off to that

Rich is super important so we keep this episode short. Alvaro is back in maintenance! Rich talks about things he can't talk about. We ask that you keep an eye out for Ricks lost dog Peetree

Nov 06, 202301:14:54

We YouTubed our careers

On this episode, Rich’s mom calls in and ignores all of our questions. Alvaro tells us about joing the maintenance work force. And we wrap it up with huning, man shit, current events and masterbating.

Oct 30, 202301:44:45

Aim at your belly button

We broadcast live with the help of our producer friend Brandon the Hardhat Mitchel. We keep it maintenance for the most part but Rich has it out but also gives sound advice to a Californian driver in Texas. We learn what girl math is. And we take some of your calls.

Oct 23, 202301:28:45

I'm a tall Mexican here

Rich mentions how nation wide is not on his side. We bring up ghost and the paranormal. And comedian/Ralph Barbosa's ghost writer Josh Castro joins us on the 2nd half of the show

Oct 16, 202302:15:12

Earth Be Earthin

Rick double taps the meat off of birds. Alvaro has a Home Depot moment at Autozone. We talk about the ice wall and the aliens who cultivate our souls

Oct 09, 202301:31:38

Awe hail naw!

Rick talkes about dominating DJ Dino Dick on Fifa. Richard shows the aftermath of his truck from the hail storm. And we catch up with Juan of Texas Hail Team.

Oct 02, 202302:15:34

How do you make disorganization so sexy

We rejoice on the upper 90’s that we’re finally in.
Rich and Rick have an above ground pool party without Alvaro. And we talk about how conjunto music has strongarmed it’s way into our hearts

Sep 18, 202301:40:47

I will be taking a plate!

Chef D joins us on this episode. He and Rich geek out on back of the house terminology. The ins and outs of being a personal chef. And Alvaro tries to get Kevin 86’ed from D’jour

Sep 04, 202302:29:31

Just connecting dots

We give you the best first second half. We review Blue Beetle and we revisit history. Rich tells us about getting his back blown out. And how exciting gay make out scenes make Alvaro

Aug 28, 202301:48:01

We're going to die in a very stupid way

We recorded this episode at Austin Public and used the audio from it. So it’s not the best audio but we hope to improve on these episodes.Thank you Brandon “the hardhat” Mitchell for helping produce this episode. We had a lot of fun recording this episode and we hope yall enjoy

Aug 21, 202301:22:42

I wear sunglasses when I j*ckoff

Comedian and future Reverend Dean Stanfield joins us this episode. He updates us on the life of a comic, the Beer Olympics, and his aspiration of becoming a race car driver

Aug 14, 202301:29:54

I'm most creative when I'm petty

We talk about the heat and how it’s keeping it 100. We give an update on Maintenance News. And a life lesson Rick had to teach his kid

Aug 07, 202302:03:31

They promoted her to customer

Our homie El Mexijew Allen Schwartz joins us on this episode and he shows us how to use a false bottom. Rich sees an Alvaro lookalike. Rick is pumped about the fights. And next time an artist give Alvaro Pray hand thanks, he's going to hit them with "the wattle"

Jul 31, 202302:03:28

He lived a good chunk of his life with a boner

Kalene ruins ketchup for us. Rich and Rick go see the Funniest comic in Austin. We teach you about cloacas in your eggs. And how music today and in our past still highlight your cucu, and how to bate your chocolate

Jul 17, 202301:52:54

Losers need friends too

We cover our 4th of July plans. We talk about how important it is to go to every Beat Session. And Rich finally updates his relationship status

Jul 10, 202302:07:18

There's no lesson to be learned

We celebrate June 27th to chop and screw it down. Rich searches for meaning in work and in life. We have a hell yeah, no, yes, no, hell yeah conversation. And we remind you to remember what belly buttons smell like before you take a body shot

Jul 03, 202301:45:07

The Brown Eye of the Storm

Our homie Brandon "the hardhat" Mitchell joins us this week

Jun 26, 202302:08:48

Righty Loosey

On this episode Rick talks about his gross rash. We talk about where we are in our lives and how Alvaro is in a better position than us. And we throw in some maintenance!

Jun 19, 202301:47:21

I'm going to lose all of my follower!

We catch up on the current events in our lives. Such as golf tournaments, video games, family. Marriage, anniversaries, weight, and trabajo

Jun 12, 202301:53:55

Enjoy your mold

Ghost Stories

May 29, 202301:50:18

If it works to f*ck it, it's gotta work to fix it

Our homie Ron Johnson Swanson joims us on this episode

May 15, 202302:00:51

Only bad things come from this

Ana is back with us on this episode! Alvaro has more stories about his Teenage Mutant Ninja Chickens. We recap the smelliest units we've been in. And we share our mutual hatred for spiders

May 08, 202301:54:11

Why are you doing this?

Rich installs new home appliances and revisits his old maintenance ways. Door jamb repairs are still paying Alvaro's rent. Rick works with stupid people and how they keep following us after we leave the apartment industry.

May 01, 202301:45:04

I don't always put money in the plate

Our guest this week is our homie, Director Jose Najar of Najar media. He will be having a Shooters Workshop at Trailer Park Studios on April 30th. Hopefully this will be the first of many classes Jose will be teaching about becoming a videographer. Rich hides inside and tries not to be seen by his lanscapers. We take a deep dive into what our purpose is here on this spaceship we call Earth. And it takes some monks and beef to check Rich’s road rage.

Apr 24, 202302:20:01

Thanks for coming!

We’d like to remind you to love, hug, and spoil your pups and pets. We are also looking for golfers to join us for the “Tee it Up” for Cole Pittman foundation. And we also respond to our fan comments.

Apr 17, 202302:08:15

Do things that suck

Comedian Aaron Suarez joins us on this episode. We discuss his Youtube special “Everything Must Go.” We also express our love for Taco Palenque. And all the needless nessisary fights we had as a kid

Apr 10, 202301:55:13

Best of #4

Here's a best of show to hold you for a week...hopefully

Apr 02, 202351:13

That's where I lost my virginity the 3rd time

On this episode we talk about our family road trips, pet peeves with our spouses, how much amusment parks scare us now more than we were kids. We wrap up the show talking about our favorite comedians and those on the come up.

Mar 27, 202301:51:04

A slippery road of laziness

Rich and I power through the second half without Alvaro. We take a dive into why we can’t focus at work? And we ask if we would ever return to Residential Maintenance? We feel the struggles of the everyday working man needs a release and we hope that everyone listening has or finds that something. Take care of you. Find a way to take care of your mental health. We love yall and you deserve to be happy

Mar 20, 202301:51:57

Make him say pollo again

We welcome back our good friend Kalene. We dive into anime and "poquito pollo." We also review Chris Rocks new special and specials in general. And we wrap up the show with BBBB of women and everything in between.

Mar 13, 202302:10:21

There's life after maintenance?

Alvaro shares yet another tail from his chicken farm. Rick messes up his leg by just being old. And Rich installs windshield wipers like a champ.

Mar 06, 202301:59:39