why are we still talking

this week on the poddy cora presents her very own, one-of-a-kind friendship quiz, we announce our new starring musical theatre roles, margot belches inside cora, depression sleep, mami lani, schitts creek, margot regresses to her middle school vibes, 2022 travel plans, charm bracelets, dolly parton coloring book, tlc, and international house sitting. sign our petition to bring back mcdonald’s all day breakfast if you have a soul!!

welcome to our first ever unedited episode  - don’t cancel us! this week on the poddy we quiz our friendship, get probed by mormon aliens, talk starbies orders, defensive google reviews, the official footwear of hell, this weeks injuries, mtv next, our first million, cat adoption, and how much we hate johnny depp. listen for your health! 

today on the poddy margot and cora talk about the original karen, figure out how many shots it would take to do the dirty with the wiggles, get swept away in bigfoot's arms, talk about a possible new segment, admit that we do nothing but watch tv, and margot does a deep dive into the cast of vampire diaries instagram accounts. can you count how many different tv shows we talked about this week? we can't. 

this week on the poddy we're taking out the trash as margot and cora get into some fights, figure out the correct way to wipe your ass, break the handle off a toilet, and can't figure out if keith urban is australian or what? our biggest fight yet happens when debating who is the most optimistic one of us, and the only way you'll find out if we're still friends is to listen. will this be the end? 

we're feeling aggressive this week, so we decided to channel it the best way we know how, on the poddy! this week we do 30 second rants, talk about our UNfavorite things, frenemies, people who enjoy showers are elitists, the renaissance that is dry shampoo, cora's top 3 looks, A/C probs, full time depression, margot's new shell fish phobia, biking michigan, empaths, real astrology, six flags, and cora finishes us off by ruining disney. listen if you love us! 

are you feeling hot? so are we, this week we sweat profusely in an un-air conditioned house while drinking more than we ever have on a poddy. we share a song from our future album release, and have deep conversations with chris stapleton (unfortunately we forgot to record that section). cora learns that margot isn’t blonde, finds out she’s a TikTok chosen one, and margot enjoys pizza rolls while discussing her spiritual awakening if she were to watch the bachelorette, the top 2013 male country stars, and how she never wants anyone to say hi to her in public.

content warning… this might be our worst (or best?) episode. cora’s high on Benadryl and we’re eating pizza rolls into the mic during the second half of the episode. if you find us endearing no matter what, enjoy!

hello fellow patriots, we’ve decided to do the big girl thing this week and make a like change in our country or whatever (memorial day got us acting up). this episode of the poddy we talk about our first executive orders as future presidents after preparing for our inaugural speech with some vocal warm ups, finish the detroit v chicago pizza debate once and for all, plan the wawst prom (did someone say, mimosa bar?), orgasm over gourmet hot dogs, and get existential over goofy’s ethnic roots. one listen is one vote for our campaign!

ps - we’re in need of hot goss! this next couch confessions theme is: what is the worst thing your boss (past or present) has ever said or done? text, email, dm or pigeon carry us your story via written format or audio message with your preferred screen name (we love an anon) to whyarewestilltalking@substack.com

this week on the poddy we created our 2021 aim usernames, reminisced over three way calls (fuck you charles), talk about how drama gives us compassion, nana energy, our plans to get on the Circle, balegdah, marrying melinda gates, selling shit on insta stories, margot’s invalid reasons for not going to therapy, how cora gets paid to shower, we forge documents and talk big plans for Art Prize. listen if you wanna (please..?)

we’re sitting comfy on the couch and confessing stories of internet romance! tumblr relationships, skyping your crush in silence with no microphone, getting ghosted by missionary boys, boyfriends who fake their own death, first time bisexual encounters, chat roulette and period sex, keeping a notepad to keep track of your 12 boyfriends on myyearbook, chris from ohio, the sexual energy in club penguin, and catfishing with a cause. listen now! (CW: nsfw, sexual harassment) 

ayo... the person who sent you this wanted you to know… we’re back with another eppy of the poddy baby! we jump right in with our fav things, cora takes on two new jobs (one involves fruit), build our shipwrecked plans, baton twat, the apple salad saga, intro another new segment, plan out margot’s future texas sized roadhouse proposal, youtube mistakes cora for a 16yr old, talk more shit about tv, get lost in the mall of our youth, actually review books, and more! listen if you dare.

we’re back bitches! do you like our new L00k? a month is too long to be away when you’re in love with your fans. we’ve missed you and we wanna kiss you but we won’t (germs)!

on our return to our true purpose (this poddy) we hit you with some life updates from a fort in paula’s house, griddle me that vegan, pull out our science books, host a new segment involving adopting children and cortisone cream, become factory farmers, hate on ohio, rate the vanderpump rules cast, confess to killing the others beta fish, and gear up for couch confessions coming soon. listen or else!

welcome to our last episode of season 1 on the WAWST poddy! we discuss finally beginning our tiktok career, vaccine talk, rage over billie eilish's new hair, weed face masks, bath bombs, and vomit; attempt speed reading, trisha paytas v. david dobrik takedown, take on new managerial roles (via the circles of hell), and cora gets a road rage colonoscopy. listen away!

welcome to the trash bag: where we throw all our dirty lil bits that didn’t make it on previous episodes into one smelly poddy. each time we sit down to record, we end up with 2.5hrs of audio because we just can’t stop talking. here’s a bunch of lil funny bits that have no story continuity that were our trash, and are now your treasure.

on this episode of trash bag: we talk about that one time margot sang for obama, IBS-tok, the coochie game (cora’s physically unable to rhyme), tales of choir solos and middle school bullying, bad advice that never made the cut, our long lost cousins danielle and taylor, and yelling at people who recognize us in public. LYLAS!

welcome back to the poddy, bebes. this week we dive into our inner weeaboo, plan our future as funeral directors, talk about how bongos can make anyone sexy, find cora's birth mother, argue about having other best friends, dive down 2000s webgames memory lane, mtv texting competitions, and the variety of cellphones back in the day; receive hate mail, and wrap it up with our dirty dozen wedding plans. listen now!

On this episode of the poddy WAWST listeners sat down on the couch with us and told us lies they’ve told for attention. Stories of drowning for hot 12 year old boys, dating celebrity guitarists, lost virginity, welding for 4 years for a crush, making up an entire summer camp, reading your friends auras, and crowd surfing while passed out and seeing steve perry. Strap on your psychosomatic knee brace because this episode will have you skipping the 12 minute mile and going home to write to your imaginary facebook boyfriend. Listen now!

this episode on the poddy we stress over not having a fanbase name, breakdown our psyche with chocolatey metaphors, margot becomes a kangaroo mom and cora’s no longer a vegan, we’re stale and hollow but cute and iconic, announce our upcoming easter livestream, give really bad advice, get ruff and tuff with demolition derby, rodeo, and hot air balloon talk; review our google searches, book review and wrap it all up with too much singing and one to many a Truly. listen now! #WAWSTpoddy

this episode on the poddy we have a steamy whistling competition, call what we think is hawt like we see it, cry over dogs in diapers, brainstorm our next christmas album, hit you with a lil wine asmr, present our google searches under a new influence, talk celebrity androids, steve the squirrel, books we’re reading, and end the episode with cora closing us out and not knowing our website url. listen and send us hate mail!

this week on the poddy: cora wears earrings for the first time in a decade, we argue about coupons and how crocs are way to expensive, invent the new kylie injectables game and sparknotes glasses (patent pending), ask each other deep friendship questions, buy a herd of imaginary dragon donkeys, discuss terrifying neighbors, talk about our future reality tv show, and put in requests to reincarnate as lisa vanderpump’s dogs.

this week on couch confessions our listeners confessed their worst date stories… part 2! salsa dancing with your dates twin brother, pissy pissy pants, sensually staring into your sugar daddy’s eyes on a fur rug in front of a fireplace after smoking out of a water bottle, breaking up with your high school tumblr gf at the movies, awkward tinder dates, and dates who lie about being a millionaire and get their card declined at olive garden - plop on the couch with us cause this episode truly is a JOURNEY into our listeners most shameful date stories.

ring! ring! you’re on the line - welcome to our new series on the pod - couch confessions - where WAWST listeners confess their deepest darkest secrets and stories. so sit down with us, get intimate, and publicly confess your sins to your favorite hosts margot and cora (that’s us!). 

this week on couch confessions our listeners confessed their worst date stories. from young middle school school bus romances, chronicles of a sugar baby, awkward tinder dates, hooking up with your ex frat boyfriend right before a first date, or dates that refuse to share their movie theater popcorn - this episode truly has it all. we received so many submissions, so look out for part 2 next week!

this week on the podcast we introduce ourselves as disney cast members, give pointers on how to throw an adult tantrum, nicolas cage’s nipples, introduce a new segment, get sued for the first time, and have all our friends finally lock the door and turn the lights down low.

this week on the podcast (omg that sounded SO professional) we talk about drowning our siblings, our mommies birthing vhs tapes ending up at blockbuster, not knowing cpr, nyan cat, chocolate bath bombs, book reviews, and the dumb shit we googled searched that week and MOrE!