Blend It Media (formerly Will it Homestuck)

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Happy Mother's Day! (In the US, anyways...) It's a day for the characters most likely to be assigned "Mom" by the text and the fans - the Maryams!! Welcome to The Enterprising Young Lady's Guide To Identifying A Maryam.

Hey, it's an update about what the heck has been going on! 

We're back for season two, baby!! Really really! In this episode, we tackle the American classic, Shrek, in the year of its 20th anniversary. Bucky is joined by longtime cohost Jonaya Riley, and their cool former Homestuck neighbor Kelso. It's time to get ogre your problems on this week's episode of Will it Homestuck?!

Content warnings: Swearing and crude language; brief discussion of anti-immigration policies and mention of the Holocaust; sex jokes; and as always, Vriskanalysis and gay shit.

Suggested Topics: Let Shrek Say Fuck, What is Shrek even a metaphor for?; Shreksperts on Shrekstory; Shrek is an American Icon; Donkey revelations; Donkey v. Jake Harley; Jade Vibes; A definitive Vriska decision.

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OWO? What's this?? A THIRD PART to the Infinity Train episode?? That's right folks - Bradley, Danni, and Tay are back once more to put the full cast of all three books of Infinity Train into a SBURB session! Join us as we get a ticket to ride one last time ;)

Content warning for: Some swearing; spoilers for Infinity Train books 1-3 as well as minor spoilers for The Adventure Zone: Amnesty; and an exorbitant amount of Randall.

Suggested Topics: Bad train puns; Speedrunning SBURB; Randall forms and consequences; Prince = Brad; Daisy-chaining SBURB Sessions; Tulip is the most important character in Homestuck; LARPing on call; Cain's turtle curse; I am forcibly escorted off the Infinity Train.

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Get ready to go digital in this week's episode on Code Lyoko! Bradley returns with server member Jett Gray to classpect the cast of the French cartoon. Did you know it's all available to watch for free on YouTube? I learned that while listening to this episode.

Content warning for: General violence and swearing.

Suggested Topics: Being downloaded into the hackerman network; References Only One Person Gets: The Podcast; Cute lil witch hood; Puppy love

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WOAH A TUESDAY EPISODE??? THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS, BUCKY IS ONE YEAR OLDER!! As a present to them and a fun, cool treat for everyone else, we are blasting off to America^2: Beyond Canon, a.k.a. Hamilton: An American Musical. Please enjoy this episode with Rif and Momo, as there will be no Part Two.

Content warning for: Mention of Lin Manuel Miranda's negative impact on the Hurricane Maria Relief Efforts; Discussion of the U.S. 2020 election; Discussions of bestiality; Discussion of Homestuck^2, Vriska, and Gamzee; Mention of circumstances of dubious consent; Discussion of American imperialism and slavery; and a gunshot sound at the end of the episode.

Suggested Topics: Detroit: Becoming Miku Binder; Admitting to Hamilton Crimes; LMM :handshake: Hussie; Dirkska; Scourge Crimes; Another Hussie, but a cartoon this time; Calliope is England and Caliborn is America; Comedic Peggy Irrelevancy; EOA1: The World Turned Upside Down; French Karkat; Really Trying To Jam Some More Hussies In Here; Bad Cherub Ideas: The Podcast; Murderstuck is a verb now; "This is the part where we kill each other."

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Everybody get ready because this week we diagnose someone with Dualscar-kin. Yes, we're serious. Rif, Jonaya, and Bucky are back to put the errant cast of Westworld Season One into a SBURB session. As always, we manage to give it a twist, and equally consistently, we derail into hilarious places. Hop through a meteor portal to Westworld with us!

Content warning for: Spoilers for all of Westworld season one and a lot of season two, discussions of murder, bodily mutilation, and suicide; discussion of imperialism, colonialism, and slavery, as well as racism; brief mention of mind-control; and mention of sexual assault.

Suggested Topics: Weird Troll Shit; Making your dead friend's trollsona; Oops, All Ancestors; Actual, Real-Life Ships of Theseus; Using fanworks to justify decisions again; pages listen to Chumba Wumba; Necrodile Rights; Teddy Himbo Analysis

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All aboard! Bucky returns with Jonaya and Rif to hop a train for Westworld. This dusty desert may be big enough for the two of us and several hundred other parkgoers, but its underbelly is more than a little seedy. Where will we choose to adventure in this week's episode of Will it Homestuck?

Content warning for: Spoilers for all of Westworld season 1; discussions of murder; discussions of sex; brief mention of bodily mutilation; several mentions of suicide; discussions of Gamzee and Vriska; discussion of imperialism, colonialism, racism, and slavery; discussion of non-consensual actions (mind-control specifically).

Should you choose to watch the show, there will also be an additional content warning for sexual assault.

Suggested Topics: Time-Space vs. Life-Doom Dichotomy; The Truth Come Out: Why Does Will And Logan Is Gay; Actual Protagonist Dolores Abernathy; "It's what Vriska would have wanted;" Bernard is a catgirl; What if Vriska Self-Reflected?

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In this episode, Bradley, Danni, and Tay return to classpect the characters from Infinity Train Books 2 and 3. We get through some pretty meaty analysis on all of the characters, and some truly heartbreaking stuff at the end. "But wait!" you may say. "What about the SBURB session??" And my answer to that is... in the Infinity Train Part III episode!!!

Episode edited by Bradley and Bucky. 

Content warning for: Sweaing; Complete spoilers for Infinity Train (books 1 - 3); Discussion of Gamzee and Eridan; Mention of David Bowie; Mention of sex; Discussion of death and murder.

Suggested Topics: Randall. Randall? Randall! Making decisions we didn't make last time; Lake Is Queer And Here's Why; Speedrunning Book 3; Brad has Prince Disease; Hazel and Tuba deserved better; Randallshipping.

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Our very first patron, Sylph of Breath, joins Bucky with returning host Minty to diagnose the original Mary Poppins movie!! Did you guys remember that this one was a musical? Bucky sure didn't. Tune in for some incredibly hot classpecting analysis this week on Will it Homestuck?

Episode edited by Bucky.

Content warning for: Swearing, mention of suicide, and a reference to pussy hats. Additionally, we discuss an actor whose last name is technically the d-slur, although it isn't used as such.

Suggested Topics: We spent 90% of the episode classpecting and we're not sorry; Mary Poppins is a fae; Doom-Life Axis Discourse; How to Classpect Children: A Handy Guide; Does Mary Poppins Is Gay?

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Danni, Bucky, and Jonaya return to put the cast of Jessica Jones Season One in a SBURB session! Jonaya reveals her incredible idea for how we should organize the session, and we gleefully run with it.

Episode edited by Jonaya and Bucky.

Suggested Topics: Conceptualizing about God Tiers; JJE (Jessica Jones Epilogues); A Very Jam-Packed Sort of Frog; We made another horrifying amalgam sprite!; Ultimate!Kilgrave; What If We Just Set It Off Earth?; Hell State.

Content Warnings: Spoilers for Jessica Jones Season 1 and Avengers; Discussion of the ongoing fires; Discussion of violence, including death, abusive and controlling relationships, and child abuse; ASMR slurping sounds; and discussion of drug use.

In this community episode, Danni, Tay, and Bradley tackle the first season of the TV show Infinity Train, a neat little series with a lot of Homestuck packed into it! 

Episode edited by Bradley and Bucky. 

Suggested Topics: How many Ones we got on this train?!; Someone is diagnosed with Gamzee; The Cat says trans rights. 

Content warning: Spoilers for Infinity Train Season 1. 

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Hey, what’s Jessica Jones doing here? Having an absolute blast confronting her trauma and being a badass, it seems! Mary Poppins is coming after these episodes, as Clever has departed the podcast. In the meantime, please enjoy Jonaya Riley, Danni Jager, and Bucky Grant classpecting the cast of Jessica Jones and generally having a very good time of it.

Suggested Topics: Passing the Torch; The first comprehensive summary on the show; Women deserve to get to be angry; Strong Women Good, and so are sandwiches; Prospit Dave?; Malcolm deserved better; Superheroes do a terrorism all the time!; Kilgrave is read for filth; Vriska puns.

Content Warnings: Complete spoilers for Jessica Jones Season One and minor spoilers for Seasons Two and Three; Discussion of violence, including abuse, trauma, sexual assault, eye trauma, suicide, murder, and torture; Disucssion of abortion; Mention of alcohol and drug use; Minor spoilers for Luke Cage Season One; and sexually suggestive jokes.

Edited by Jonaya Riley and Bucky Grant. Hosted by Bucky Grant, Jonaya Riley, and Danni Jager. Theme song by Tittle/@_tittle. 

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Minty is back with another Discord member, Moe/Merc, to recap and classpect the characters of Kingdom Hearts 2! Specifically!! Well, mostly. Dive into the Disney universe in this episode of Will It Homestuck?! 

Suggested topics: The best cold open ever; Olaf gets Norted; “We recapped the plot of Kingdom Hearts 2 in 20 minutes;” Sora is Jake?; I don’t want to classpect Hercules’ horse; Just a little bit of a shitboy; Vriska is cancelled forever. 

Content warning: This episode contains adult language, complete spoilers for Kingdom Hearts (as much as you can, anyways), spoilers for the climax of Frozen 2, cross-media Norting, discussion of misogyny, codpiece mention, Brian David Gilbertian language (the t in Gilbertian is soft like ss), and liberal use of Kingdom Hearts 1 and 3 canon. Listener discretion is advised. 

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In the first episode not hosted by Bucky and Clever, Goldie, Minty, and Sky put Cats (2019) and themselves through the homestuck blender. 

Suggested topics: Being Surrounded By Furries; Big Bard Energy; Too Many Vriskas; and Directional Influence. 

Also, this isn't in the episode, but Sky wants everyone to know that in the movie, they deal cards from a big shoe, and that's a pun she didn't get the first time around. 

Content warning: This episode contains discussions of sex work, fat shaming, and Vriskcourse; strong adult language; and dangerous levels of Cats (2019). 

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