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Wine & Murder Night

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Two friends discuss and drink to their favorite cozy murder mysteries.
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Fake Crime Only (Death in Paradise s1e5)

Wine & Murder NightSep 13, 2019

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Fake Crime Only (Death in Paradise s1e5)

Fake Crime Only (Death in Paradise s1e5)

Episode: Death in Paradise s1e5 "Spot the Difference" Featuring: Carolyn & Sabrina's homework, Donald Trump but black, birthday traditions, the Hot Widow aesthetic, Plans A-E, and saying goodbye for now. Carolyn's wine: Menage a Trois Prosecco, Italy 7/10 Sabrina's wine: 2017 Waldenhoff Sparkling Pinot/Chardonnay, Italy  9/9!!!!! A heartfelt thank you to all of our listeners! Please keep subscribing and reviewing - while we may not be recording on a regular schedule, we definitely will keep making special episodes. To stay informed, follow us on twitter @WineMurderNight and hit that subscribe button!
Sep 13, 201901:23:36
Real &%*#@ Talk About Animal Crossing (Death in Paradise s1e4)

Real &%*#@ Talk About Animal Crossing (Death in Paradise s1e4)

Content Warning: Because we recorded this episode the day of the El Paso shooting, we do mention the shooting itself as well as gun violence in a broader context around the 25 minute mark.
Episode: Death in Paradise s1e4 "Missing a Body?"
Featuring: Sheepcast, practical puzzle tips, the two Icelandic actors, gun violence, New Suits' mommy issues, mobile game theory, the immigrant food experience, and La Croixmunism.
Carolyn's Wine: 2017 Amalgama Red Table Wine, Chile 8/10
Sabrina's Wine: 2016 Crystal Creek Cellars Riesling, Washington 8/9
Aug 29, 201901:17:31
Spittake (Death in Paradise s1e3)

Spittake (Death in Paradise s1e3)

Episode: Death in Paradise s1e3 "Predicting Murder" Featuring: A new rant about capitalism, teachers gone wild, yet another household poison, we beat a dead horse, words we've only read, and the Whole Foods conspiracy. Carolyn's Wine: 20?? Pepperwood Grove Pinot Noir, Chile 8.5/10 Sabrina's Wine: 2015 Root & Vine Chardonnay, California 6.5/9
Aug 14, 201901:23:03
The Modern British Safari (Death in Paradise s1e2)

The Modern British Safari (Death in Paradise s1e2)

Episode: Death in Paradise s1e2 "Wicked Wedding Night"
Featuring: Hen parties, our dream weddings, pulling tea rank, why the French have good sugar, means-motive-opportunity, sexual hashtags, Sabrina's mayoral platform, and Carolyn cracks herself up.
Carolyn's wine: 2015 Celler El Masroig Vi Novell, Spain 7/10
Sabrina's wine: 2018 The Fire Tree Pinot Grigio/Savignon Blanc Blend (Country Unknown) 6/9
Aug 01, 201901:10:34
Bait and Gecko (Death in Paradise s1e1)

Bait and Gecko (Death in Paradise s1e1)

Episode: Death in Paradise s1e1 "Arriving in Paradise"
Featuring: Monty Don, Carolyn's bad notes, the return of the Sean Bean scale, call centers, valets, the evolution of language, the average lifespan of the Saint Marie Green Gecko, suspicious sausage and other mutual aid.
Carolyn's Wine: 2014 Mountain View Zinfandel, California 8.5/10*
Sabrina's Wine: 2018 Ti Point Sauvignon Blanc, New Zealand 7/9*
*rated post-record
Jul 18, 201901:28:46
Easter Egg! (Miss Fisher's s1e5)

Easter Egg! (Miss Fisher's s1e5)

Episode: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries s1e5 "Raisins & Almonds" Featuring: Big news about the podcast, Zionism, Australia's alt-history WWII, how Sabrina got on the NSA watch list, TIL about the Boer War, the most obscure (and incorrect) reference we'll ever make, and sweet, sweet wines. Carolyn's Wine: 2016 Fries Family Cellars Duck Pond Chardonnay, Washington 5.5/10 Sabrina's Wine: 2016 Nuré Moscato d'Asti, Italy 7.5/9 Next Episode: Listen to find out!
Jul 03, 201901:17:27
Fridgeshadowing (Miss Fisher's s1e4)

Fridgeshadowing (Miss Fisher's s1e4)

Episode: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries s1e4 "Death at Victoria Dock" Featuring: The pagan rituals of Catholicism, the real deal with Anarchist philosophy, Dot's mom reflex, the violence inherent in the revolution, a Midsomer call-back, empire vs empire, and the most tone-deaf bottle of wine in existence. Carolyn's Wine: 2017 Radley & Finch Cabernet Sauvignon, South Africa 5.5/10 Sabrina's Wine: 2018 Twisted Brush Chardonnay, Australia 4.5/9
Jun 19, 201901:17:28
Flirtation Tips with Nelson Mandela (Miss Fisher's s1e3)

Flirtation Tips with Nelson Mandela (Miss Fisher's s1e3)

Episode: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries s1e3 "The Green Mill Murder" Featuring: Real jazz, Little Denmark, the balls of policemen, How to Get Out of a Ticket with Sabrina, plane faux pas, the White Australia Policy, and making King Arthur proud Carolyn's Wine: 2016 Cantina de Pra Prosecco, Italy 9/10 Sabrina's Wine: 2016 Amorany Cava, Spain 7.5/9 If you liked this episode, please rate & review! You can also follow us on twitter @WineMurderNight so that you can vote for what we watch next.
May 30, 201901:26:14
Bread Tube (Miss Fisher's s1e2)

Bread Tube (Miss Fisher's s1e2)

Episode: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries s1e2 "Murder on the Ballarat Train"
Featuring: Our biggest, drunkest episode ever, travel plans, the majesty of nature, all the tropes, the new sorting hat, political revisionism, Iraq War propaganda, socialist marketing, and the invention of the lightning round.
Carolyn's Wine: 2017 Altos del Plata Malbec, Argentina 9/10
Sabrina's Wine: 2016 El Vaivén Chardonnay, Chile 8.9/9
May 08, 201901:47:13
America in the Upside-Down (Miss Fisher's s1e1)

America in the Upside-Down (Miss Fisher's s1e1)

Episode: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries s1e1 "Cocaine Blues"
Featuring: The Gay Report, set design, Australian naming conventions, God's salt shaker, self-love with Miriam Margolyes, nude beaches, and strange craigslist ads.
Carolyn's Wine: 2018 Moulin de Gazac* Guilhelm (blend), France (10/10)
Sabrina's Wine: 201? The Exquisite Collection Sauvignon Blanc (pinked), New Zealand (N/A)
*my bad, I recycled the bottle
Apr 26, 201901:12:50
Tom Jones Cash (Psych s1e5)

Tom Jones Cash (Psych s1e5)

Warning: This episode of psych deals with suicide, and so this episode of Wine & Murder Night discusses suicide as well. If this is a trigger for you, please skip this episode. If you are having suicidal thoughts, visit iasp.info to find a suicide helpline in your country. Episode: Psych s1e5 "9 Lives" Featuring: The world's worst cup of tea, American metaphors, practical sex advice, #travisfimmelfacts, Pete Wentz: cult leader, and good wine all around.  Carolyn's Wine: 2014 Sundae Pinot Noir, California 9.5/10 Sabrina's Wine: 2017 Allini Prosecco Treviso, Italy 8.5/9 Next Episode: Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries s1e1 "Cocaine Blues"
Apr 10, 201901:21:07
Damn You Baader-Meinhof! (Psych s1e4)

Damn You Baader-Meinhof! (Psych s1e4)

Episode: Psych s1e4 "Woman Seeking Dead Husband: Smokers Okay, No Pets"
Featuring: The biggest news of the week, True Crime???!!!, the uber of psychics, dissecting the 2020 democratic primary, Chinese human-animal hybrids, and overzealous dads.
Carolyn's Wine: 2010 Anciano Tempranillo, Spain 6/10
Sabrina's Wine: 2017 Bogle Sauvignon Blanc, California 6-7.5/9
Mar 28, 201901:04:37
Albino Herring (Psych s1e3)

Albino Herring (Psych s1e3)

Episode: Psych s1e3 "Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Piece"
Featuring: International Women's Day, the posh police, our most embarrassing fanfic, classic films, invisible walls, and drastically redefining the Sean Bean scale.
Carolyn's Wine: 2016 Marchese Guadiagni Chianti, Italy 7.5/10
Sabrina's Wine: 2016 Rosecreek Deutscher Prädikatswein Spätlese Rheinhessen suß 8/9
Make sure to follow us on twitter @WineMurderNight and leave us a nice review on iTunes!
Mar 13, 201901:08:22
Wine of the Proletariat (Psych s1e2)

Wine of the Proletariat (Psych s1e2)

Episode: Psych s1e2 "Spellingg Bee" Featuring: Nerdy high school confessions, TIL on Wine & Murder Night, armchair diagnosing Shawn's damage, the real case for universal healthcare, and teenagers these days Carolyn's Wine: 2015 Charton la Fleur Merlot/Cabernet blend, France 8/10 Sabrina's Wine: 2015 Skipper's Knot Chardonnay, California 6.5/9   Make sure to follow us on twitter @WineMurderNight and leave us a nice review on iTunes!
Feb 27, 201901:06:14
The Police of Chief (Psych s1e1)

The Police of Chief (Psych s1e1)

Episode: Psych s1e1 "Pilot"
Featuring: Sabrina's unfettered hate, 10 American Actors, the cozy debate, the best buddy cop duo, and our least favorite American TV tropes.
Carolyn's Wine: 2015 Gen 5 Cabernet Sauvignon, California 8.5/10
Sabrina's Wine: 2017 Grande Alberone Chardonnay-Catarratto-Inzolia, Italy 7.5/9
Next Episode: Psych s1e2 "Spellingg Bee"
Our apologies, the sound is a little funky in this episode in places. Make sure to follow us on twitter @WineMurderNight and leave us a nice review on iTunes!
Feb 13, 201901:09:11
Friend Shaped (Christie's Marple s4e1)

Friend Shaped (Christie's Marple s4e1)

Episode: Agatha Christie's Marple s4e1 "A Pocket Full of Rye"
Featuring: An all-new Marple, DILFs, more communism than you can shake a stick at, Carolyn's Big Crush, Sabrina's deep dark fears, and wine sexts.
Carolyn's Wine: 2015 Tarantas Tempranillo, Spain 8/10
Sabrina's Wine: Apothic Winemakers White Blend 6/9
Next episode: Psych s1e1 "Pilot"
Make sure to follow us on twitter @WineMurderNight and leave us a nice review on iTunes!
Jan 30, 201901:13:08
The Well of Nazis Never Runs Dry (Christie's Marple s3e4)

The Well of Nazis Never Runs Dry (Christie's Marple s3e4)

Episode: Agatha Christie's Marple s3e4 "Nemesis"
Featuring: Carolyn's vacation, Sabrina's illuminati moment, Miss Marple's predilections, the Sean Bean scale, bants, living dead guys, the Dorking tourism board, and bad redemption stories.
Carolyn's Wine: 2015 Spellbound Petite Sirah, California 9/10
Sabrina's Wine: 2017 Landshut Riesling, Germany 7.5/9
Make sure to follow us on twitter @WineMurderNight to vote for the next show we review! We'll announce it on the next episode.
Next Episode: Agatha Christie's Marple s4e1 "A Pocket Full of Rye"
Jan 16, 201901:16:49
Murder for Charity (Midsomer Murders s16e1)

Murder for Charity (Midsomer Murders s16e1)

Episode: Midsomer Murders s16e1 "The Christmas Haunting" Featuring: It's the long awaited Holiday Special! Is Nelson too pretty to DS? Plus, Sean Bean story time, Latin lessons, a Wine & Murder Night first, a cerulean fixation, and the angel Michael appears. Carolyn's Wine: 2015 The Root Carmenere, Chile 8/10 (and good for mulling) Sabrina's Wine: 2017 Visgodo Verdejo, Spain 9/9 (but don't trust it) Next Episode: Agatha Christie's Marple s3e4 "Nemisis"   Sincere apologies for how late this episode is. We'll be resuming our normal timing now that Carolyn has returned from her travels!
Jan 08, 201901:17:06
BBCest (Christie's Marple s3e3)

BBCest (Christie's Marple s3e3)

Episode: Agatha Christie's Marple s3e3 "Towards Zero"
Featuring: Carolyn's lack of preparation, Sabrina's best Marple, mansplaining, BAFTA winning costuming, the only two Hitchcock references that matter, and the best summary for any cozy mystery.
Carolyn's Wine: 20?? Domanda Prosecco, Italy 9/10
Sabrina's Wine: 20?? Kirkland Signature Asolo Prosecco, Italy 8/9
Follow us on twitter @WineMurderNight to keep up with the show and to help us decide what to watch next! If you enjoyed the show, please leave us a rating and review on iTunes!
Next Episode: A Christmas Special! Midsomer Murders s16e1 "The Christmas Haunting"
Dec 12, 201801:14:25
Nouveau Mullet (Christie's Marple s3e2)

Nouveau Mullet (Christie's Marple s3e2)

Episode: Agatha Christie's Marple s3e2 "Ordeal by Innocence"
Featuring: The most expensive cast ever, an accidental foray into true crime, besmirching the reputation of islanders, Burn Gorman: ladies man, #ItWon'tBeAwkward, and the real problem with South Africa
Carolyn's Wine: 2016 House Wine Dark Cabernet Sauvignon, Washington 6.5/10
Sabrina's Wine: 2016 Jakkal White Blend, South Africa 3.5/9
Follow us on twitter @WineMurderNight to keep up with the show and to help us decide what to watch next! If you enjoyed the show, please leave us a rating and review on iTunes!
Next Episode: Agatha Christie's Marple s3e3 "Towards Zero"
Nov 28, 201801:15:28
Please Sir, May I Ball Some More (Christie's Marple s3e1)

Please Sir, May I Ball Some More (Christie's Marple s3e1)

Episode: Agatha Christie's Marple s3e1 "At Bertram's Hotel"
Featuring: The ultimate Agatha Christie quiz, peak Sabrina, 1950s patter, British pop stars, yet another post-WWII mystery, a depressing turn, code switching, and our hit new single "Secret Nazis"
Carolyn's Wine: 2017 Black Cabra Malbec, Argentina 6/10
Sabrina's Wine: 2015 Skipper's Knot Riesling, Washington 7.5/9
Follow us on twitter @WineMurderNight to keep up with the show and to help us decide what to watch next! If you enjoyed the show, please leave us a rating and review on iTunes!
Next Episode: Agatha Christie's Marple s3e2 "Ordeal by Innocence"
Nov 14, 201801:08:30
Keep Calm and Cult On (Father Brown s1e5)

Keep Calm and Cult On (Father Brown s1e5)

Episode: Father Brown s1e5 "The Eye of Apollo"
Featuring: Kembleford's first cult, Carolyn's boobs, anachronistic smoking, murder chess, million-dollar ideas, and poor graphic design. It's two episodes smushed into one!
Carolyn's Wine: 2016 Old Soul Pinot Noir, California (8.5/10)
Sabrina's Wine: 2015 Chiaré Blanc de blancs, California (8.5/9)
Follow us on twitter @WineMurderNight to keep up with the show and to help us decide what to watch next! If you enjoyed the show, please leave us a rating and review on iTunes!
Next Episode: Agatha Christie's Marple s3e1 "At Bertram's Hotel"
Oct 31, 201801:07:08
123Password (Father Brown s1e4)

123Password (Father Brown s1e4)

Episode: Father Brown s1e4 "The Man in the Tree"
Featuring: The patriarchy, a stylist who deserves a raise, the myth of the Good German, reasons to learn a foreign language, Aryan herrings, and yet another attempt at Italian wine.
Follow us on twitter @WineMurderNight to keep up with the show and to help us decide what to watch next! If you enjoyed the show, please leave us a rating and review on iTunes!
Oct 17, 201801:06:58
Hardcore Mots (Father Brown s1e3)

Hardcore Mots (Father Brown s1e3)

Episode: Father Brown s1e3 "The Wrong Shape"
WARNING: This episode of Father Brown dealt with suicide, and so does this episode of the podcast. If you or a loved one needs help, you can find resources across the world at this link.
Featuring: Feel-good Fall, the poshest thing ever, too many British actors, secondhand embarrassment, what it means to speak English, a Very Special Call the Midwife reference, and more!
Follow us on twitter @WineMurderNight to keep up with the show and to help us decide what to watch! If you enjoyed the show, please leave us a rating and review on iTunes!
Oct 03, 201801:10:59
Fully Automated Luxury Socialism (Father Brown s1e2)

Fully Automated Luxury Socialism (Father Brown s1e2)

Episode: Father Brown s1e2 "The Flying Stars"
Featuring: Kembleford's red scare, the Happy Valley set, Lady Felicia's poor life choices, the best pick up line ever, and dramatic condescension.
Follow us on twitter @WineMurderNight to keep up with the show and to help us decide what to watch! If you enjoyed the show, please leave us a rating and review on iTunes!
Sep 19, 201801:07:12
The Most Flattering Decade (Father Brown s1e1)

The Most Flattering Decade (Father Brown s1e1)

Episode: Father Brown s1e1 "The Hammer of God"
Featuring: A distinct lack of historical texts, Catholics vs Anglicans, fabulous hats, and the Polish Resettlement Act. Will Sabrina ever buy wine that isn't plonk? Find out on today's episode!
Follow us on twitter @WineMurderNight to keep up with the show and to help us decide what to watch! If you enjoyed the show, please leave us a rating and review!
Sep 05, 201801:02:08
Not Fussed About Poo (Midsomer s1e5)

Not Fussed About Poo (Midsomer s1e5)

Episode: Midsomer Murders s1e5 "Death in Disguise" Featuring: Italian wine, low-rent Merlin, BEEL!, more woo than you can shake a stick at, and jellyfish dick. It's an episode that really lives up to the podcast's premise! Follow us on twitter @WineMurderNight to keep up with the show and to catch the polls for what we watch next. If you enjoy the podcast, please rate & review on iTunes! Next Episode: Father Brown, s1e1 "The Hammer of God"
Aug 23, 201801:21:04
In Front of God, Country, and the Barnabys (Midsomer s1e4)

In Front of God, Country, and the Barnabys (Midsomer s1e4)

Episode: Midsomer Murders s1e4 "Faithful unto Death" Featuring: Britain's real revenge, Cully trying to steal our bit, DS Pants, fake kidnappings, Troy vs Homophobia part 4, and the laziest of writing. Don't forget to let your wine breathe, and don't forget to follow @WineMurderNight to vote for what we watch next so we can announce it on the next episode! If you like the podcast, rate & review us on iTunes and tell your friends! Next Episode: Midsomer Murders s1e5 "Death in Disguise"
Aug 08, 201801:10:43
There's No Dish in Causton (Midsomer s1e3)

There's No Dish in Causton (Midsomer s1e3)

Episode: Midsomer Murders s1e3 "Death of a Hollow Man" The Barnabys go to the theater! Featuring: Cozy Mystery royalty, the most effective way to use excel, trouble in the home counties, Troy vs Homophobia, and the only script Caroline Graham wrote.  Follow us on twitter @WineMurderNight to keep up with the show. If you like the podcast, rate & review us on iTunes and tell your friends! Next Episode: Midsomer Murders s1e4 "Faithful unto Death"
Jul 25, 201801:13:27
Next Level Theremin (Midsomer s1e2)

Next Level Theremin (Midsomer s1e2)

Episode: Midsomer Murders s1e2 “Written in Blood” Just how insufferable is a town of writers? It’s enough to want to bludgeon yourself to death! Featuring: Carolyn’s birthday, British kitchens, the creepiest timeline, the parsnip divide, and allyship in the 1990s. Follow us on twitter @WineMurderNight to keep up with the show. If you like the podcast, rate & review us on iTunes and tell your friends! Next Episode: Midsomer Murders s1e3 “Death of a Hollow Man”
Jul 10, 201801:21:48
So British It's Painful (Midsomer s1e1)

So British It's Painful (Midsomer s1e1)

Episode: Midsomer Murders s1e1 “The Killings at Badger’s Drift” Carolyn and Sabrina kick off the podcast by reviewing one of the classic cozy mysteries, Midsomer Murders. Featuring: How to get a British boyfriend, Troy’s hair, the return of Jim Morrison, and more incest than you can shake a stake at. Follow us on twitter @WineMurderNight to keep up with the show. If you like the podcast, rate & review us on iTunes and tell your friends! Next Episode: Midsomer Murders s1e2 “Written in Blood”
Jul 10, 201801:08:49