Positively Wolfie Podcast

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Jul 09, 202155:47

Episode 46: Thief Alien Was Lying

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include:

- Deez nuts

- Earth girls are easy

- Journalism at its finest

Links to articles discussed:

Cops bust thief who stole 42,000 pounds of pistachios

Wife on Mars: Woman claims she’s dating an alien, fed up with Earthmen

https://nypost.com/2021/06/22/wife-on-mars-out-there-woman-says-shes-in-love-with-alien/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

South African woman who claimed to have record 10 babies was lying: officials

https://nypost.com/2021/06/24/gosiame-thamara-sitholes-claim-to-give-birth-to-10-babies-proven-false/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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Jul 02, 202101:24:30

Episode 45: Whale Sperm Disasters

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include:

- A Bible story, maybe?

- Mars needs moms

- Ragnar strikes again!

Links to articles discussed:

Commercial lobster diver survives terrifying moments inside whale's mouth

Humans could make babies on Mars after new sperm discovery, study says

https://nypost.com/2021/06/14/humans-could-reproduce-on-mars-due-to-durability-of-sperm/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

50,000 security disasters waiting to happen: The problem of America's water supplies

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna1206?__twitter_impression=true

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https://nypost.com/2021/04/02/nasa-plans-head-on-collision-between-spaceship-and-asteroid/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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Jun 25, 202101:26:26

Episode 44: NASA Rants About Satanist

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include:

- Armageddon it

- It’s just like the real thing

- Nothing to lose your head about

Links to articles discussed:

NASA plans head-on collision between spaceship and asteroid

This sex doll rants about how despicable the human race is

https://nypost.com/2021/04/20/this-sex-doll-rants-about-how-despicable-the-human-race-is/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

A self-styled satanist beheaded his cellmate, but the guards didn't notice, report says

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Jun 18, 202101:33:13

Episode 43: Pleasuring Dead Buttocks

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include:

- That’s not what tickle me means

- The extra crispy setting

- A big old butt

Links to articles discussed:

Michigan home inspector busted pleasuring himself with Elmo doll, cops say

Salon customer finds dead body in tanning bed: report

https://nypost.com/2021/05/27/salon-customer-finds-dead-body-in-tanning-bed/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

224-pound Russian woman reportedly killed husband with her buttocks

https://nypost.com/2021/05/19/russian-woman-reportedly-suffocated-husband-to-death-with-her-butt/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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Jun 11, 202101:06:58

Episode 42: Skipped Dripping Rectum

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include:

- A dream job

- Raining blood

- Farts, probably

Links to articles discussed:

Man Allegedly Skipped Work at Hospital but Still got Paid for 15 Years

Woman wakes up to blood dripping on her from apartment ceiling fan

https://www.fox9.com/news/woman-wakes-up-to-blood-dripping-on-her-from-apartment-ceiling-fan.amp?utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=trueanthem&utm_source=facebook&__twitter_impression=true

Scientists develop method allowing lab animals to ‘breathe’ from their rectum

https://nypost.com/2021/05/15/japanese-scientists-say-breathing-through-rectums-saved-mice/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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Jun 04, 202101:05:42

Episode 41: Cow Poop Dog Meat Accent

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Chola of Rouge 45 Podcast. Topics on this episode include:

- Some B.S.

- Ending stereotypes

- A surgical accent-dent

Links to articles discussed:

Indian doctors warn against using cow poop as COVID cure

New law could end China’s infamous dog meat festival, says advocacy group

https://nypost.com/2021/05/04/china-makes-public-slaughter-of-live-animals-illegal/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Australian woman wakes up with Irish accent after throat surgery

https://nypost.com/2021/05/13/aussie-woman-wakes-up-with-irish-accent-after-throat-surgery/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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May 28, 202101:26:20

Episode 40: Jumper Hit By Spiritual Leader

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include:

- BOMBS AWAY!

- Buckle up, buckaroo!

- A revolutionary act

Links to articles discussed:

29-year-old woman killed after man who jumped off building landed on top of her

Fight Between Students Ends with Mom Seriously Injured After Being Hit by Car Driven by Another Parent

https://people.com/crime/fight-between-students-ends-with-mother-seriously-injured-after-being-hit-by-a-car-driven-by-another-parent/?amp=true&utm_campaign=peoplemagazine&utm_content=new&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_term=6088e63bc8e56700010152bd&__twitter_impression=true

7 arrested after spiritual leader's mummified body found decorated with Christmas lights in Colorado home

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/amy-carlson-remains-found-love-has-won-colorado-home-arrests/?__twitter_impression=true

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May 21, 202101:20:22

Episode 39: Cutting 3D-Printed Heroin

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Michael McGivern. Topics on this episode include:

- The coldest revenge

- It’s what’s for dinner

- It’s a hobby, not a habit

Links to articles discussed:

Florida man gets 20 years in prison for cutting off penis of wife’s lover

Behold the 3D-printed, cruelty-free rib-eye steak

https://nypost.com/2021/02/09/behold-the-3d-printed-cruelty-free-ribeye-steak/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Columbia professor: I do heroin regularly for ‘work-life balance’

https://nypost.com/2021/02/19/columbia-prof-i-snort-heroin-regularly-for-work-life-balance/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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https://amp.ibtimes.co.uk/two-marijuana-smugglers-got-so-paranoid-they-called-cops-themselves-1539596?__twitter_impression=true

May 14, 202101:09:44

Episode 38: Paranoid Restaurant Coffins

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include:

- Might as well just legalize it

- Walmart robots bounce back

- The deceased liked to have fun

Links to articles discussed:

Two marijuana smugglers got so paranoid they called the cops on themselves

South Florida restaurant buys robots to fight staffing issues

https://nypost.com/2021/04/19/south-florida-restaurant-buys-robots-to-fight-staffing-issues/?utm_medium=SocialFlow&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=NYPTwitter

Colorful coffins lighten mood at New Zealand funerals

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/International/wireStory/colorful-coffins-lighten-mood-zealand-funerals-77085775?__twitter_impression=true

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May 07, 202101:13:08

Episode 37: Yoga Killed Jurassic Park

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Chola of Rouge 45 Podcast. Topics on this episode include:

- That’s a stretch

- Breaking Bad

- I think Elon might actually be a supervillain

Links to articles discussed:

Alabama bill to allow yoga in schools stalls as opponents fear its ties to Hinduism

Teacher killed in 'old Western shootout' after trying to rob Mexican drug cartel, authorities say

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1264151?__twitter_impression=true

Elon Musk’s firm Neuralink has the tech to build a real ‘Jurassic Park,’ co-founder says

https://nypost.com/2021/04/07/elon-musks-firm-neuralink-could-build-a-jurassic-park-co-founder/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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https://nypost.com/2021/02/23/exorcist-insists-demon-is-using-terrifying-cat-as-a-puppet/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Apr 30, 202101:22:02

Episode 36: Demon Blood Boxing Glove

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Chola of Rouge 45 Podcast. Topics on this episode include:

- The mark of the beast

- Blood coming out her eyes, out of her wherever

- The gloves are on

Links to articles discussed:

Exorcist insists a demon is using woman’s terrifying cat ‘as a puppet’

Woman sheds blood tears during her period due to rare medical crisis

https://nypost.com/2021/03/24/woman-cries-blood-tears-due-to-rare-condition-during-her-period/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Mom Super-Glues Boxing Glove to Her Wrist, Fights Child at Daughter's School

https://www.newsweek.com/mom-super-glues-boxing-glove-her-wrist-fights-child-daughters-school-1578548?amp=1&utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter&__twitter_impression=true

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Apr 23, 202101:30:03

Episode 35: Godzilla Executes COVID

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include:

- Godzilla Kong

- I should’ve ran away

- Keep your chin up

Links to articles discussed:

‘Godzilla’, an obese, tyrannical monkey, fat-shamed into rehab

Iranian woman executes mom under law that lets kids exact revenge on parents

https://nypost.com/2021/03/25/iranian-woman-executes-mom-under-revenge-law-against-parents/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Man with upside-down head puts life on hold after catching COVID

https://nypost.com/2021/03/25/man-with-upside-down-head-puts-life-on-hold-after-catching-covid/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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Apr 16, 202152:37

Episode 34: Triphallic Robot Bruno Mars

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include:

- A three-headed monster

- Omni Consumer Products

- 200K Magic

Links to articles discussed:

Baby born with three penises makes medical history

A New York Lawmaker Wants to Ban Police Use of Armed Robots

https://www.wired.com/story/new-york-lawmaker-wants-ban-police-armed-robots/?mbid=social_twitter&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_brand=wired&utm_social-type=owned

Woman Recalls Losing Nearly $200,000 To ‘Bruno Mars’ Imposter In Stunning Romance Scam

https://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2021/03/15/woman-loses-200000-bruno-mars-imposter-romance-scam-catfishing/amp/?taid=60509dc8409c2a00011db467&utm_campaign=trueAnthem%3A%20Trending%20Content&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter&__twitter_impression=true

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https://nypost.com/2021/03/10/fitness-fanatic-made-daughter-sign-contract-to-never-get-fat/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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Apr 09, 202101:16:26

Episode 33: Fitness-Obsessed Great Dane Propped Up

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include:

- Body Negativity

- Giving the dog a bone

- Doing it for the kids

Links to articles discussed:

Fitness-obsessed dad made daughter sign ‘contract’ to never get fat

Teacher’s aide allegedly filmed himself having sex with his Great Dane

https://nypost.com/2021/03/12/teachers-aide-allegedly-filmed-himself-having-sex-with-dog/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Man allegedly propped up dead wife’s body while kids opened Christmas gifts

https://nypost.com/2021/03/10/william-wallace-allegedly-propped-up-dead-wifes-body-while-kids-opened-presents/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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https://nypost.com/2021/02/23/oklahoma-man-accused-of-cutting-neighbors-heart-out-cooking-it/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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Apr 02, 202101:12:49

Episode 32: Heart Assaulting Rollercoaster

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include:

- Eat your heart out

- Snowmen are not safe in Florida

- Rollercoaster of love

Links to articles discussed:

Oklahoma man accused of cutting neighbor’s heart out, feeding it to family

Psych eval ordered for Florida man accused of sexually assaulting stuffed Olaf toy

https://nypost.com/2021/03/09/psych-eval-ordered-for-florida-man-accused-of-humping-olaf-toy/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Woman says she found true love, had children with rollercoaster

https://nypost.com/2021/03/12/woman-says-she-found-true-love-had-children-with-rollercoaster/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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Mar 26, 202101:03:46

Episode 31: Cocaine Space Transplant

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Michael McGivern. Topics on this episode include:

- They’re grrreeeaaattt!!! *sniff*

- Out of this world accommodations

- Yet another reason to not pierce your nose

Links to articles discussed:

Border Patrol finds 44 pounds of cocaine-coated Corn Flakes worth nearly $3M

First ever space hotel slated to be operational by 2027

https://nypost.com/2021/03/01/first-ever-space-hotel-slated-to-be-operational-by-2027/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Woman gets liver transplant after $60 nose piercing goes horribly wrong

https://nypost.com/2021/02/26/woman-gets-liver-transplant-after-nose-piercing-goes-wrong/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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Mar 19, 202101:12:20

Episode 30: Rapunzel Prank Self-Defense

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include:

- A hairy situation

- You got zapped!

- Gobble Gobble, motherf***er!

Links to articles discussed:

Girl with Rapunzel Syndrome Gets Surgery After 19-Inch Hair Ball Tears Stomach Lining

Man shot, killed after ‘prank’ robbery for video: police

https://nypost.com/2021/02/07/tennessee-man-fatally-shot-during-prank-robbery-video/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Massachusetts town issues self-defense tips for run-ins with wild turkeys

https://nypost.com/2021/01/30/massachusetts-town-issues-self-defense-tips-for-run-ins-with-wild-turkeys/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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Mar 12, 202101:05:40

Episode 29: Wedding Face Stabs

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Chola of Rouge 45 Podcast. Topics on this episode include:

- ‘Til death, sooner or later

- New year, new me

- Who’s that lady?

Links to articles discussed:

Bride allegedly faked terminal cancer to get colleagues to pay for wedding

'New chance at life': Man gets face, hands in rare surgery

https://news.yahoo.com/amphtml/chance-life-man-gets-face-050309260.html?__twitter_impression=true

Confused, jealous wife stabs husband after seeing her younger self in old photos

https://yucatanmagazine.com/confused-jealous-wife-stabs-husband-after-seeing-her-younger-self-in-old-photos/?fbclid=IwAR1dGdO-P0Tu35EMI723fUiCdiuVd4HGZWi01kqvI4_sBDEdRDAvHr60ifU

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https://nypost.com/2021/01/22/adt-home-security-tech-pleads-guilty-to-spying-on-couples-having-sex/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Mar 05, 202101:14:08

Episode 28: Security ID Black Alien

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Michael McGivern. Topics on this episode include:

- Private eyes are watching you

- Guess who

- They’re here

Links to articles discussed:

ADT home security technician pleads guilty to spying on over 200 couples having sex

Bank robber gave teller his actual ID during ill-fated heist: feds

https://nypost.com/2021/01/28/bank-robber-gave-teller-his-actual-id-during-heist-feds/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Man turns himself into ‘black alien’ by removing nose, top lip

https://nypost.com/2021/01/26/man-turns-himself-into-black-alien-by-removing-nose-top-lip/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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https://nypost.com/2021/01/20/bendy-penises-may-be-how-mighty-dinosaurs-were-able-to-have-sex-scientists-claim/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Feb 26, 202152:15

Episode 27: Dinosaurs Recall Climate Change

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include:

- Is that what Jesse Ventura meant in Predator?

- Monkey business

- Like a carbon sasquatch, amirite?

Links to articles discussed:

Bendy penises may be how mighty dinosaurs were able to have sex, scientists claim

Target Pulls Chaokoh Coconut Milk From Shelves Over Allegations Of Monkey Labor

https://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2021/01/26/target-halts-sales-of-chaokoh-coconut-milk-following-monkey-labor-allegations/amp/?taid=601163dae8fa030001a3e7da&utm_campaign=trueAnthem%3A%20Trending%20Content&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter&__twitter_impression=true

Global rich must cut their carbon footprint 97% to stave off climate change, UN says

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/carbon-footprint-wealthy-people-97-percent-cut-un/?__twitter_impression=true

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Feb 19, 202159:47

Episode 26: Phishing Amazonian Billionaire

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Michael McGivern. Topics on this episode include:

- PSYCH!

- They’re just like us

- What dreams are made of

Links to articles discussed:

GoDaddy Employees Were Told They Were Getting a Holiday Bonus. It Was Actually a Phishing Test.

West Coast elites tout benefits of Amazonian frog poison ‘cleansing’

https://nypost.com/2021/01/02/west-coast-elites-tout-benefits-of-amazonian-frog-poison/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Woman takes DNA test and finds out her father is actually a billionaire

https://www.indy100.com/offbeat/cat-mcdonald-dna-test-billionaire-tiktok-b1791384?utm_content=Echobox&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1611421122

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Feb 12, 202101:01:03

Episode 25: Meows Annihilated Twins

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Chola of Rouge 45 Podcast. Topics on this episode include:

- Hopefully it’s nothing like the movie

- Why you should stay in your lane

- And TWIIIIINS!

Links to articles discussed:

Former Amazon Engineer Creates App to Translate Cat Meows into Words Humans Understand

Over-achieving aliens likely annihilated themselves, study suggests

https://nypost.com/2020/12/22/over-achieving-aliens-likely-annihilated-themselves-study/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Mom-to-be conceives a third baby — while pregnant with twins

https://nypost.com/2020/12/29/mom-to-be-conceives-a-third-baby-while-pregnant-with-twins/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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Feb 05, 202101:04:37

Trailer 2

Second Trailer for Positively Wolfie Podcast

Feb 05, 202100:34

Episode 24: Releasing Danish Helen Keller

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include:

- The countdown is on

- Long form children’s programming

- She didn’t even play pinball

Links to articles discussed:

US intelligence agencies have 180 days to share what they know about UFOs, thanks to the Covid-19 relief and spending bill

Danish Network Launches Children’s Show About a Man with a Giant Penis

https://decider.com/2021/01/06/john-dillermand-man-with-giant-penis-danish-tv/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

TikTok conspiracy calls Helen Keller a 'fraud.' Disability advocates say their arguments are ableist and detrimental

https://www.yahoo.com/amphtml/lifestyle/tiktokers-call-helen-keller-a-fraud-162954098.html?__twitter_impression=true

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https://nypost.com/2020/11/19/washington-man-arrested-mid-interview-for-a-job-with-state-police/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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Jan 29, 202155:37

Episode 23: Arrested Polynesian Ooze

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Guest Co-host: Eric Mulder from WTM Watch This Movie Podcast. Topics on this episode include:

- Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

- It’s usually not explosive until later

- Another origin story reboot?

Links to articles discussed:

Washington man arrested mid-interview — for a job with state police

Chick-fil-A’s Polynesian sauce spontaneously explodes, customers claim

https://nypost.com/2020/12/18/chick-fil-as-polynesian-sauce-spontaneously-explodes-customers-claim/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

'Who you gonna call?' Huge sinkhole with a glowing green liquid oozing out is found on Toronto street - as city officials say its only non-toxic dye

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Jan 22, 202138:42

Episode 22: Dolphin Marries Space Head

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include:

- Flipping Flipper

- (Borat voice) My wife!

- We ain’t ready, clearly

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North Korea may be militarizing dolphins, report says

https://nypost.com/2020/11/12/north-korea-may-be-militarizing-dolphins-report-says/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Kazakhstani bodybuilder marries sex doll after whirlwind romance

https://nypost.com/2020/11/30/kazakhstani-bodybuilder-marries-sex-doll-after-whirlwind-romance/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Aliens in hiding until mankind is ready, says Ex-Israeli space head

https://nypost.com/2020/12/07/aliens-in-hiding-until-mankind-is-ready-ex-israeli-space-head/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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Jan 15, 202153:21

Episode 21: Dentist Monkey Face

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Michael McGivern. Topics on this episode include:

- Rational fear of the dentist

- Rise of the Planet of the Apes

- I want to wear your face

Links to articles discussed:

Wisconsin dentist accused of breaking teeth in fraud scheme

Scientists splice human genes into monkey brains to make them bigger, smarter

https://nypost.com/2020/11/19/scientists-make-bigger-monkey-brains-using-human-genes/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Wearing someone else's face: Hyper-realistic masks to go on sale in Japan

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https://nypost.com/2020/11/25/nigerian-playboy-says-six-pregnant-women-expecting-his-child/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Jan 08, 202152:02

Episode 20: Pregnant Cannibal Klutz

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Chola of Rouge 45 Podcast. Topics on this episode include:

- “Jordan!”

- Well, not technically…

- Have you no heart?

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Nigerian playboy claims six pregnant women are expecting his child

Makers of grow-your-own human steaks say meal kit is not ‘technically’ cannibalism

https://nypost.com/2020/11/20/makers-of-grow-your-own-human-steaks-say-meal-kit-is-not-technically-cannibalism/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Helicopter Carrying Donor Heart Crashes on Hospital Roof Before Organ Is Dropped by Staffer

https://people.com/human-interest/medical-worker-drops-donor-heart-after-helicopter-crashes-on-roof/?amp=true&utm_campaign=peoplemagazine&utm_content=new&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_term=5fab2219257e770001c00668&__twitter_impression=true

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https://nypost.com/2020/12/15/would-be-florida-burglar-dies-after-window-slams-down-on-him/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Jan 01, 202151:25

Episode 19: Robbing Cardboard Santa

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Chola of Rouge 45 Podcast. Topics on this episode include:

- The Home Alone reboot is intense

- Can’t even tell the difference

- Santa Claus is coming to town

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Would-be Florida burglar dies after window slams down on him

Life-size cardboard cutouts of relatives are here to save Christmas

https://nypost.com/2020/12/18/life-size-cardboard-cutouts-of-relatives-to-save-christmas/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Santa Claus is ‘immune’ to COVID-19, says Dr. Anthony Fauci

https://nypost.com/2020/11/20/santa-claus-is-immune-from-covid-19-says-dr-anthony-fauci/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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https://nypost.com/2020/09/10/murder-most-fowl-usda-mistakenly-euthanizes-86-li-geese/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Dec 24, 202001:08:19

Episode 18: Goose Cuts Off Deer

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Michael McGivern. Topics on this episode include:

- Top Gun spoilers

- Gotta hand it to her

- Oh deer!

Links to articles discussed:

Murder most fowl: USDA mistakenly euthanizes 86 Long Island geese

INSANE INSURANCE FRAUD WOMAN CUTS OFF HAND FOR BIG PAYDAY... Sentenced To Prison

https://amp.tmz.com/2020/09/12/woman-cuts-off-hand-insurance-money-sentenced-to-prison/?__twitter_impression=true

South Dakota agency: AG reported hitting deer, but hit man

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Dec 18, 202051:33

Episode 17: Walmart Shoots Robot Wolf

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include:

- They took our jobs!

- Ruh Roh

- Unbearable

Links to articles discussed:

Walmart laying off shelf-scanning robots to let humans do the work

Dog ‘shoots’ man in Texas after paw gets jammed in trigger

https://nypost.com/2020/11/05/dog-shoots-man-in-texas-after-paw-gets-jammed-in-trigger/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Howling ‘Monster Wolf’ robots installed in Japan to scare away bears

https://nypost.com/2020/11/06/monster-wolf-robots-installed-in-japan-to-scare-away-bears/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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Dec 11, 202045:26

Episode 16: Goldfish Lawsuit On The Moon

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Chola of Rouge 45 Podcast. Topics on this episode include:

- Kiss of death

- Living with regret

- Straight to the moon

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Judi Dench Says She Once Gave Her Pet Goldfish Mouth-to-Mouth Resuscitation When It Was Dying

Israel to pay $2.7M to man who says he shouldn’t have been born

https://nypost.com/2020/11/04/israel-to-pay-2-7m-to-man-who-claims-wrongful-birth/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Nokia to build moon’s first 4G cell network for NASA program

https://apnews.com/article/technology-moon-f8dbb4557a8ebf00360abb394e7b4303?utm_source=Twitter&utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_medium=AP

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https://nypost.com/2020/09/30/woman-forced-to-forfeit-lotto-prize-after-usps-loses-ticket/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Dec 04, 202050:35

Episode 15: Lost Dishwasher Dog

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include:

- Mailing it in

- Loading the dishwasher

- Guess what, now this is happening

Links to articles discussed:

Florida woman forced to forfeit lotto prize after USPS loses ticket

Man breaks into home and poops in dishwasher

https://nypost.com/2020/09/15/man-breaks-into-home-and-poops-in-dishwasher/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Puppy Survives Being Thrown Off Bridge Thanks to Good Samaritan Who Jumped in Water to Save Her

https://people.com/pets/puppy-survives-being-thrown-off-bridge-good-samaritan/?amp=true&utm_campaign=peoplemagazine&utm_content=new&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_term=5f651b501266d20001848ea2&__twitter_impression=true

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Nov 27, 202040:58

Episode 14: Self Snitching Whale Baby

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include:

- Hey, Dirty, baby I got your money

- Maybe we shouldn’t have freed Willy

- Genius parenting tips

Links to articles discussed:

Rapper who bragged about defrauding government in music video gets arrested for actually doing it

Orcas are ‘ripping open’ great white sharks for their livers, hearts and testicles

https://nypost.com/2020/09/19/orcas-are-killing-great-white-sharks-for-hearts-testicles/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Grimes says five-month-old baby X Æ A-XII Musk loves ‘radical art’ and watching Apocalypse Now

https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/grimes-baby-elon-musk-x-ae-a-xii-pronounce-endel-ai-lullaby-b1401060.html?utm_content=Echobox&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1603907761

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Nov 20, 202052:09

Episode 13: Exploding Urine Challenge

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Chola. Topics on this episode include:

- One way to get rid of a house fly

- Getting by on your own supply

- Challenge accepted

Links to articles discussed:

Man blows up part of house while chasing fly

Man drinks seven pints of his own urine a day, claims he never gets ill

https://nypost.com/2020/09/03/german-man-drinks-seven-pints-of-his-own-urine-a-day/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Ill. Woman Allegedly Ran Over Boyfriend with SUV, Claimed He Was 'Challenging' Her to Do It

https://people.com/crime/illinois-woman-allegedly-ran-over-boyfriend-suv/?amp=true&utm_campaign=peoplemagazine&utm_content=new&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_term=5f5296429ce3010001299d7d&__twitter_impression=true

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Nov 13, 202046:09

Episode 12: Ellen Constipation Upgrade

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Brother Clint. Topics on this episode include:

- Hey fatty boomba

- A crappy memory

- Time for an upgrade

Links to articles discussed:

Louisiana man claims Ellen DeGeneres bullied him as an 11-year-old

Constipated woman 'lost 10 years of memory' after straining too hard on toilet

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/constipated-woman-lost-10-years-16217336.amp?__twitter_impression=true

Elon Musk unveils working prototype of ‘brain-implant’ device

https://nypost.com/2020/08/28/elon-musk-unveils-working-prototype-of-brain-implant-device/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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Oct 02, 202048:24

Episode 11: Emu Zombie Decapitation

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Chola. Topics on this episode include:

- Australia is not emu-sed

- Bugging out

- A heady dispute

Links to articles discussed:

Australian Outback pub bans messy emus for ‘bad behavior’

"Zombie cicadas" infected with mind-controlling fungus return to West Virginia

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/zombie-cicadas-infected-mind-controlling-fungus-west-virginia/?__twitter_impression=true

Man allegedly decapitated landlord with samurai sword over rent dispute

https://nypost.com/2020/07/29/connecticut-man-allegedly-decapitated-landlord-with-samurai-sword/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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Sep 25, 202039:04

Episode 10: Pawn Shop Suppository High Five

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Co-host: Mike McGivern. Topics on this episode include:

- I was only kidding!

- Sit on it!

- High five!

Links to articles discussed:

Man Tries To Hold Up Pawn Shop Right After Buying Sword; Laughs It Off After Arrest

Man charged with selling homemade cancer drug suppositories

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/patrick-charles-bishop-birmingham-alabama-homemade-cancer-drug-suppositories/?__twitter_impression=true

Taxidermist creates ‘high-five machine’ out of rat legs for people who miss high fives

https://nypost.com/2020/08/21/britains-wackiest-taxidermist-has-created-a-solution-for-loved-ones-who-want-to-embrace-while-social-distancing/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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https://amp.tmz.com/2020/07/25/prosthetic-mask-heist-one-hundred-thousand-dollars/?__twitter_impression=true

Sep 18, 202042:08

Episode 9: Rubber Undergrowth Cake

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Guest Co-host: Eric Mulder from WTM Watch This Movie Podcast. Topics on this episode include:

- Having a good time

- What did I miss?

- Happy birthday!

Links to articles discussed:

CASINO HEIST MAN PULLS OFF $100K SCAM WITH PROSTHETIC FACE MASK

Man Believed to Have Been Murdered Found Alive in Woods After 5 Years

https://amp.toofab.com/2020/08/05/man-believed-murdered-found-alive-woods-5-years/?__twitter_impression=true

Morgue workers fired over cake decorated with black penis

https://nypost.com/2020/08/03/michigan-morgue-workers-fired-over-cake-decorated-with-black-penis/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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Sep 11, 202040:16

Episode 8: Fake Rescue Cat

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Guest Co-host: Stephen Settanni from A Comedy Advice Podcast. Topics on this episode include:

- Check please

- We have to go back

- El Chapo? More like El Gato

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Florida man buys Porsche with fake check printed from home computer

https://nypost.com/2020/08/03/florida-man-buys-porsche-with-fake-check-printed-from-home-computer/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

SOS message saves men stranded on tiny, uninhabited island

https://www.goodmorningamerica.com/amp/news/story/sos-message-saves-men-stranded-tiny-uninhabited-island-72164197?__twitter_impression=true

Cat Detained for Smuggling Drugs Escapes Sri Lankan Prison

https://people.com/pets/cat-trained-to-smuggle-drugs-escapes-prison-sri-lanka/?amp=true&utm_campaign=peoplemagazine&utm_content=new&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_term=5f29b3f0cb760200018d235e&__twitter_impression=true

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Sep 04, 202050:30

Episode 7: Fat Eyes Marty

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Topics on this episode include:

- Body positivity

- Filling a void

- A real Rocker

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Overweight Chinese man’s big belly saves him from falling down a well

https://nypost.com/2020/08/12/chinese-mans-big-belly-saves-him-from-falling-down-a-well/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

Woman Who Gouged Her Eyes Out While High on Meth Receives Prosthetic Eyeballs

https://people.com/human-interest/woman-who-gouged-eyes-out-while-on-meth-receives-prosthetic-eyeballs/?amp=true&utm_campaign=peoplemagazine&utm_content=new&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_term=5f31f8d2d7d51b0001835869&__twitter_impression=true

EX-WWE STAR MARTY JANNETTY APPARENT MURDER CONFESSION Sparks Police Investigation

https://amp.tmz.com/2020/08/05/marty-jannetty-apparent-murder-confession-columbus-police-department/?__twitter_impression=true

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Aug 28, 202043:13

Episode 6: Pizza Mask Jimmy-Arm

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Topics on this episode include:

- You want a ‘pizza’ me?

- ‘Urine’ trouble now

- Cocked, locked, and ready to rock

Links to articles discussed:

Police: Delaware shop owner threw pizza at attempted robber

Woman Allegedly Urinated in Middle of Verizon Store After Refusing to Wear Mask

https://www.complex.com/life/2020/07/woman-allegedly-urinates-in-verizon-store-after-ordered-to-leave-for-not-wearing-mask

Man who lost penis to blood infection has new one built on his arm

https://nypost.com/2020/07/31/man-who-lost-penis-to-blood-infection-has-new-one-built-on-his-arm/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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Aug 21, 202046:03

Episode 5: Arm Wrestling Ninja Surprise

Unqualified commentary on allegedly real news. Guest co-host: Dags from the Amish Baby Machine Pop Culture Podcast. Topics on this episode include:

- Going over the top

- A true master ninja

- Have you Heard about Amber’s surprise?

Links to articles discussed:

Father's loss to young son in arm wrestling leads to shooting, 8-hour standoff: Police

Meet the Japanese man who holds the world's only master's degree in ninja studies

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/06/30/asia/ninja-studies-graduate-intl-hnk-scli/index.html?__twitter_impression=true

Johnny Depp Alleges Amber Heard or Her Friend Defecated in Their Bed

https://variety.com/2020/biz/global/johnny-depp-amber-heard-defecated-on-bed-1234703228/amp/?__twitter_impression=true

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