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WTF Did I Get Locked Up For

WTF Did I Get Locked Up For

By Kyle and Zach
This is anything but your ordinary true crime podcast! Join best friends Zach and Kyle every week as they discuss outlandish, entertaining, and WTF-worthy crimes and the people who commit them!
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Agent Penis / Tres Chichis
As always, thanks for listening to our podcast! We appreciate everything you guys do for us. Today we're talking about Special Agent Penis from the CIA, and a three-breasted internet celebrity who got nabbed for DUI in Florida. Strange times. Check out all of our links below and feel free to send us a message or hit us up on Twitter! Email us at  Articles:
September 24, 2019
Teenage Mutant Ninja... Turtles?
Thanks a bunch for listening to our Podcast! Unfortunately, we ran into some unforeseen time constraints today so we'll only be covering a single incident. It's a pretty good one, though. We have noticed and been receptive to all of your guys' inputs and comments, we will give the appropriate shout-out to you all in the coming episodes. #smashthatfivestar and check our links below! Email us: Twitter: Patreon: Article:
September 17, 2019
Mayonnaise Mayhem / Robbery Researcher
We hate mayonnaise. We hate it even more now that it's apparently infectious. The other half of the episode is going to take a quick look at a man who Googled, "How easy is it to rob a convenience store". Well, is it really that easy? Feel free to send us an email or check out our Twitter page! We are always open to suggestions, comments, and well deserved insults. Email us at Twitter: Patreon: Articles:
September 10, 2019
The Drunken Wooer / Bathroom Blowout
Hey everyone, and thanks again for checking out our podcast! Today we're checking out an incident involving a drunken man in England who was fined for pretending to be a ghost in a cemetery. The next fella was arrested for threatening to "blow up" the bathroom, but there's more to that one. Make sure you check out our Patreon and share us with your friends! Drop those ratings and leave a comment on Apple Podcasts or somewhere else and we'll give you a shout-out.  Email us at Instagram: Patreon: Articles:
September 4, 2019
HIV Injector / Orgy Of The Elders
Welcome to another episode of WTF Did I Get Locked Up For! Today, Kyle and Zach are going to talk about some very curious incidents, one in which involves some promiscuous activity in a public park. The old aren't always wise, just remember that. Do you like our podcast? Do us a favor and  #smashthatfivestar and leave a review for us on whichever platform you're listening to us, send us an email, and check out all our other cool stuff below. Email us at Instagram: Patreon: Articles:
August 28, 2019
Waffle House Fanatic / Fecal Felon
If you need your Waffle House, you NEED your Waffle House. You'll do insane things to get it. We aren't going to recommend some of those things, but we're for sure gonna talk about them! Please remember to rate us, leave a comment, share us with your friends, and subscribe to our podcast! We're available on almost every mainstream platform. Spread the love! Email us at  Instagram:   Patreon: Articles: 
August 20, 2019
Target Bomber / Robbery Call-In
Welcome back to WTF Did I Get Locked Up For! Today we're gonna talk about some chap who thought he could profit off of Target's stock by bombing multiple store locations... that is not good. At all. The other fella called the bank he was going to rob, just to give them a heads up. Make sure you #smashthatfivestar and be sure to subscribe! Email us at  Instagram:   Patreon:   Articles: 
August 13, 2019
My Axe / Batman To The Rescue
Welcome back, everyone! Today we're gonna talk for a minute about the song "My Axe" by Insane Clown Posse. Turns out there's plenty of insane clowns around town. Then we'll discuss a man who was trying to steal Batman movies, and ended up getting nabbed by... Batman. Like, share, rate, subscribe, whatever! email us at Instagram:  Patreon:  Articles: 
August 6, 2019
Hootin' 911 / Dark Web Dealer
Hi everyone! In this episode we're going to talk about a man who wanted to get to Hooters so bad, he made a call to 911. I don't think it works that way, bud. The second case we cover involves a renown drug dealer on the dark web who ended up getting arrested after flying into the U.S. to attend a beard competition. Whack! Remember to like, share, and subscribe to our podcast! We're available on all major platforms. email us at Instagram:  Patreon:  Articles: 
July 30, 2019
Turtle Trafficker / Dance Moves on Fire
This man got nabbed for illegally trafficking a couple thousand turtles. No big deal. And do you remember having dance moves so hot they caused a house fire? That's not really what happened, but stay tuned...
July 23, 2019
Biscuit Battery / Moped Pursuit
Assault with a deadly biscuit. You heard it here, folks. Not to mention the guy who fled from the police in a moped with various illegal items and a kitten! Articles: Email: Instagram:  Patreon: 
July 16, 2019
Alfredo Seduction / Mattress Paddler
The best way to be a pedophile and do pedophile stuff? Chicken alfredo. The best way to illegally cross a boarder? Air mattress! Make sure you rate us and subscribe, tell us about your friends, send us an email, or whatever.  Articles: nada-on-air-mattress/316175868 Email: Instagram:  Patreon: 
July 9, 2019
Tasty Doorbell / Cucumber Robbery
The first half of the episode is going to discuss a man who was caught on camera licking a doorbell... for hours straight. What's the deal with that? Next up, we'll talk about some angry Scott who tried to rob a bookmakers shop with a cucumber. That didn't turn out too well for him. Remember to #smashthatfivestar and leave us a rating. Subscribe to our podcast and share us with your friends! Articles:  Email: Instagram:  Patreon: 
July 2, 2019
Halle Berry Heist / Drunk Spaghetti Shovelin'
In this episode we're going to discuss how a man elaborately tried to steal Halle Berry's house... sort of. And then we talk about a drunken man who was arrested outside of an Olive Garden whilst "shoveling" spaghetti into his mouth. What a time to be alive. Please remember to subscribe to the podcast and dish out those ratings! Articles:  Email us: Patreon:  Instagram: 
June 25, 2019
Bumper Munchin' / A Father's Robbery
Booty... some people eat it, and some people don't. Some people also go to jail for publicly displaying the fact that they do munch the bumper. Another man staged a home invasion so he could take a visit for an "erotic massage."  Please remember to #smashthatfivestar and leave us a review. Share us with your friends, and feel free to email us or check out our Patreon! Articles:  Email us: Patreon: 
June 18, 2019
Tossin' Gators / Kill 'em With Kindness
Thanks for giving us a listen! For the first half of our episode, we're introducing our first guest to our show. Ben is a life long friend and graphic designer. Here we talk about some weirdo who tossed an alligator through a drive thru window, and some dude who literally almost killed somebody... with kindness. Make sure you #smashthatfivestar!  Email us: Patreon: 
June 4, 2019
When Vodou Kills
Welcome ladies and gentlemen! Today our story is going to be revolving around... a cross dressing vodou priest? Yeah, we're not exactly sure either.  As always, make sure you #smashthatfivestar and share us with your friends! Articles: Email us: Patreon: 
May 28, 2019
Gimme Them Nugs
Welcome back to another episode, everyone! We've talked a lot about food on this show for some reason. On a side note, have you noticed that there's some weird space between the actual chicken and the breading in McDonald's chicken nuggets? Why is it that the breading appears to levitate around the chicken, as if some invisible force-field is suspending it? If you know, please email us at  Make sure you hit that subscribe button and give us a share! Articles:  Patreon:   
May 27, 2019
Work Rushin'
Hope you're not running late to work this morning! If so, we would strongly advise against starting a large pursuit and almost running over some cops. Not a good look, man. Please remember to rate us, share us with your friends, and hit that subscribe button. Thanks!  Articles:    Email us: Patreon: 
May 27, 2019
Weiner Robbery
A man went to rob a weiner store. While he did manage to make off with some cash, he unfortunately left his weiner. Definitely check this one out! Make sure you leave us a review, subscribe to our feed, and share this podcast with your friends!  Article:  Email us: Patreon: 
May 27, 2019
Watering the Wedding's Trees
Welcome back to WTF Did I Get Locked Up For? Imagine you have sex with the cute photographer at your friend's wedding while she's been poppin' Xannies and tipping back shots. She then urinates on a tree! Sounds like a party to me. Make sure you leave us a review, subscribe to our feed, and share this podcast with your friends!  Article:  Email us: Patreon: 
May 27, 2019
An Eclipse Worth Watching
The eclipse is an extraordinary sight, and is a marvel of human inspiration and awe from the ancient times. If you haven't seen it, check the calendar and give it a watch. Just not when the police are tailing you... Feel free to subscribe, tell your friends, and leave us a review! Article: Email us: Patreon: 
May 27, 2019
What's For Traffic
Welcome back to another episode! Have you guys seen the eclipse? It's a beauty full of awe, wonder, and human inspiration that dates back to ancient days. However, for this guy, it landed him in jail. Be sure to give us 5 stars, subscribe, and share us with your friends!  Articles: Email us: Patreon: 
May 26, 2019
Did I Tell You I'm A Vegan?
In this episode we talk about a vegan who "intentionally" ran her car into a truck because it's full of chicken. Just your average vegan... Well, not really. There's more to this story! Remember to leave reviews, subscribe, and share our podcast! News article: Email us: Patreon: 
May 26, 2019
Dayton Dildo Man
Welcome to our first episode! Do you throw dildos? Do you get dildos thrown at you? No? Well, neither do we. Here we talk about our first insane incident, local and close to home.  Remember to subscribe, review, and share! Article: Email us: Patreon: 
May 26, 2019
Will You Get Locked Up?
Welcome to our podcast WTF Did I Get Locked Up For! This will be your first step into the cold, rigid, and insane waters of stupid criminality. We aren't your average true crime podcast. We're here for comedy, and we're going to be exploring some of the more absurd things you probably haven't heard about.  Feel free to smash that like, subscribe, rate us, and share us with your friends. We can't wait to get started!  Email us: Patreon: 
May 26, 2019