WTF Utah?!

WTF Utah?!

By WTF, Utah?! A Podcast by JK Media
Utah, why are you so effing weird?! So much WTF. So little time. From psychopaths, cults, serial killers and BUY students who get so gosh darned excited over chocolate milk, Kurtis & Jay are asking (& answering) all of those questions about the West’s most 'unique' state. From places they love (that they don’t expect to see in Utah) to things they can’t stand, take a journey with Jay & Kurtis that’s sure cause even the sanest of listeners ask, 'WTF?!'
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12. The Making of a Master Webelo + the (Literal) Shit Scouts Do
This week, Kurtis recalls (almost) every Mormon’s favourite past time: scouting! What could possibly go wrong with a bunch of 12 year old boys running around in the woods? A lot of sh*t. Literal sh*t. Yuck. Plus: Jay is a girl, but that doesn’t prevent her from earning her (Master) Webelos badge!
59:18
August 2, 2020
11. Chaste, Choosing The Right + Seminary Stories From Hell
This week, J + K tackle the public school crisis that contributed to Kurtis’s near failure to graduate: seminary. Plus, Jay reads your f*cked up seminary stories. Yet another gift that will keep on giving.
56:48
July 31, 2020
10. Sorry, Mate. Wrong House!
Jay & Kurtis explore an allegedly interesting fact about Utah... & (choking?) the chicken. Plus, join thé pair on a trip to New South Wales, Australia as they explore the ultimate in the world of hilariously bizarre true crimes. With a global pandemic & the majority of the States having gone off the rails, Jay + Kurtis can’t help but travel to some very strange places. Key things to remember? Never trust the weird guy who comes to your house solely to make coffee. ...And always, always, always use the buddy system.
35:24
July 26, 2020
09. We're Back! Black Pioneers + Sex Addicted Gamers
They're baaaaaaack! Jay & Kurtis read the ultimate dumpster fire book called, 'White Fragility.' After a long stay in rehab, they're back and ready to spill some tea! In honour of pioneer day, learn about how the city of Millcreek made a last minute attempt to contribute to the solution of racism by honouring black pioneers... well... kind of... Plus, what kind of person blacks out their house and causes a fire because they decided it was a good idea to shoot their jizz all over their computer monitor? Jay + Kurtis are gonna tell you. WTF, Utah?! The whole world has become as bonkers as you. 
53:32
July 23, 2020
08. Naked Temple Time
WTF, Utah?! Jay and Kurtis chat about nudity... specifically as it relates to Kelly Archibald: a man who decided to scale a fence (naked) at the Mormon Temple in Logan, Utah. Why? We're going to tell you. Plus: do you need a good cry? Get in the closet and wait in line... at the University of Utah.
42:54
September 3, 2018
07. Meet The David Family: The Utah Cult No One Wants At Thanksgiving
BUY, Chocolate Milk, Golden Tickets... and it’s the best day of someone’s life? Sad. Plus, Jay + Kurtis introduce the David Family. Let’s just say, Emmanuel David is that uncle absolutely no one wants to invite to Thanksgiving dinner! Hint: yes, he has a cult & holy poop on a stick, even the Mormons are warning authorities!
57:29
August 29, 2018
06. I Hear the Voices In My Head (aka the M Word)
I hear the voices in my head, I swear to God it sounds like a story... and that story is whack. Jay and Kurtis are on a new mission: to bring you places in Utah that don't suck! What's Kurtis' new favourite food stop? It may surprise you. But first: Jay rants about Yelp and the pair get to the heart of an issue that's plaguing the state of Utah—use of the M word. Do the claws come out? Absolutely. Grab that 3.2 beer, listen to Elder Brother... and enjoy. Assuming your name isn't Calvin Burke. XOXO, Saint Jay + Saint Kurtis.
47:46
August 21, 2018
05. Warm Like Honey aka Creepy Sh*t Your Mormon Dad Says
WTF, Utah?! Get ready for a look at two dysfunctional old men. One is Greek. One is Mormon. What do they share? The kind of crazy that can only be found in Utah... and in the respective families of your hosts. Plus: Kurtis buys Temple Square (Baller!) and Jay is up for a challenge should you choose to issue it. WTF? WTF is right!
56:30
August 14, 2018
04. Let Them Eat Cake
WTF, Utah?! JxK are baaaack! Join an adventure that zigzags from Los Angeles to the Galápagos Islands and back to Utah... right to the house of that weird neighbour who won’t let his kids play on the sidewalk. WTF is that about? Things get weird & random, but would you have it any other way? Jay and Kurtis wouldn't... and hi, it's their Podcast. ...Let them eat cake!
31:49
August 3, 2018
03. Coffee + Porn: Utah's Creation of A Public Health Crisis
WTF, Utah?! Nothing says Sunday like a king bed, porn and Kurtis' first time... trying coffee. Join him in reliving the embarrassment. Plus, Jay gets kind of political & (not-so-accidentally) causes many Utahans to suffer 3rd degree burns. Damn. And all this time you thought McDonald's had hot coffee...
31:47
March 11, 2018
02. WTF, Utah Legislators?!
Talk about a civics lesson we wish we'd missed! Kurtis and Jay discuss the utterly disturbing 'rap' video, brought to you by the Utah State Legislature. Discretion is advised as this is one rap song that is best listened to by no one. Yep. It's that terrible. WOW.
28:21
March 7, 2018
01: Happy Jesus Day, Utah. Welcome & What the Hud?!
What the hud, Utah, why are you so effing weird?! Meet your hosts: Jay and Kurtis. Get to know these two as they wish you a happy Jesus day, keep it sarcastic and tackle your burning WTF Utah moments, namely: 'I don't swear! Oh, just kidding, I totally do!' and a bonus: grown men who screech, 'Cheese and rice!' in the midst of their personal crisis with the TSA. Welcome to, 'WTF, Utah?!' The only podcast in a special state called, 'Utah,' that forces us all to try (and fail) to make sense of the nonsensical.
47:31
March 4, 2018