We'll Take This One

Goddamnit, we missed the "not my first rodeo" jokes. They were right there.

"If I asked people what they wanted, they would have said smaller, wetter animals." - Henry Ford

Please speak to a doctor if you or a loved one have been unhealthed.

"I'm normal." - Amelia

You can stick a Coexist bumper sticker on a tortoise. They won't notice.

"More wolves!" - Gabriella

Everyone knows the opposite of sugar is onions, right?

Consider: The Portrait Of Dorian Goof.

Grandpop's in the memory hole, sorry. Sorry, but grandpop's in the hole now.

Stop what you are doing and record yourself saying "Proorb." Email that recording to welltakethisone@gmail.com. Thank you for your collaboration.

Whether trampled by ferrets or pursued by tiny cars, childhood wonderment is all Alex desires.

Inexplicable decisions by husbands and ex-coworkers haunt and torment your hosts today on WTTO.

We get a lil' silly with this one. Keepin' it caj. Cas'? Casual. Gabriella: do not go to the beach during a lightning storm. We are begging you.

Sorry about the extended break while Alex's computer was in the shop! We'll be back to our (more or less) weekly schedule now.

Teenagers be problematizing! Yes they do! And rich people? Ooh, buddy, they just can't make us care about their problems.

Gabriella has a lot to say about 16th century Italian politics. Alex has less to say about a painting of sheep he has.

Amelia presents her unified theory of the Midwest as we finally get into North American geography. Again. Plus: Dr. Nerdlove, the geek who fucks. Also: Alex does a small labor practices rant.

What IS a Canada anyway? And what is to be done about a precarious boy advice columnist 60 years ago who grew up to be a nightmare person? To handle these questions of youth and young canhood, we brought on young Canadian person and recording artist Sam Aleums. "You Know You Love It!"

Yeah, they're still letting Alex name the episodes. After a healthy amount of jazz patter and chocolate thoughts, the three friends talk secret children and their effect on capEx v. OpEx or whatever. Plus, the long-awaited(?) return of Jackie Bryson: Dream Retriever.

Can we trust professors to have normal conversations at parties? No. Plus, tiny church, big percussion. Because God loves a "doink!"

WTTO welcomes UK-based bon vivant Hanny to discuss E-men, Time-traveler disguises, The Dude Guardian, Dad Rent, "The Great Pottery Throwdown's" Rockabilly Guy, and more.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Alex takes full responsibility for the title of the episode. Please don't leave us a one star review over it.

Gossipy grandma's gears ground on grandkids' Google-able gabbing! Cardigan cribber creeps out coworker, categorically. EDITOR'S NOTE: THIS EPISODE WAS RECORDED BEFORE THE RECENT ANNOUNCEMENT OF A PARAMOUNT+ EXCLUSIVE FRASIER REBOOT.

You've been waiting for this one (probably, if you keep track of viral advice letters)—It's time for some $50 cake from the city. But first: Should managers be allowed to "Ask A Manager"? (No.)

In a very late WTTO, the hosts are skeptical of the feasibility of a teach-abroad ruse and even more skeptical of a house-hungry second wife with a grim view of her husband's kin. Alex requests we embrace the inevitability of death, but like, in a fun way.

Thank you for supporting us through 10 episodes. Your reward is a trip through the past and a vision of the present. Both are bad!

On this episode, Alex slips further into embarrassing fancy boy content, Amelia turns the podcast into a getting-things-done tool, and Gabriella mines Wikipedia for puns.

On this week's docket—are you a bad enough van to ruin a marriage? And in our second letter, how annoying of a person can still be good at writing pun signatures for your advice letter? 

Sorry for the late episode, Alex was too nogged out to edit over Christmas weekend.