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We welcome Mikey - the founder of OUT MY CLOSET - a successful non profit organization created to provide resources to homeless LGBT+ youth. Not only to we talk about this amazing organization and how it all started, we also talk about partying and nightlife (where I nitpick the hell out of the NYC gay scene) the difference between NYC gays and the MIA gays, how Mikey and I have been subjects of unfair treatment at a popular Miami gay club, the gross power that is "white privilege", and way too many other things to list. At the end of the day, we just want everyone to be kinder to each other. WHY IS THIS SUCH A DIFFICULT ASK?!

For more info on OUT MY CLOSET, visit WWW.OUTMYCLOSET.ORG 

I had the pleasure of being interviewed by K, host of ‘Lost Spaces’ - a podcast about lost queer venues and the impact they had on the people who drank, danced and loved within them… In this episode/therapy session, I unpack a lot of memories from my early days in the club scene where my at the time boyfriend would drag me to Diskotekka (my first gay club), and how it shaped me to be the gay I am today. Anyone remember those chaotic, 18+ nights? Looking back at this period in my life, I was terrified of setting foot in a gay club; After years of suppressing and hiding my gayness, it was difficult to shake that fear of openly participating in gay activities (the self-loathing and internalized homophobia were too real). I spilled a lot more than I wanted to in this episode, and I have to say, it’s a masterpiece. Thank you K for having me! And be sure to check out @LostSpaces the podcast!

*VIDEO PODCAST* Every now and then, I like to take a break from all the sex, fetish, and nasty talk and give you all an episode related to health and wellness. I do this because I love us and I want us to take better care of ourselves or whatever. In this episode, I'm joined by Alan and Katie, the creators of Moxa - a health & wellness app created to better educate people on how to prevent diseases and how to fix things when they're just a little bit wrong through acupressure. For those of you who don't know, acupressure is "acupuncture without the needles", where you use your fingers to massage and activate those same acupoints and see if it can help your body find balance. While uncovering the magic of this 3000 year old Chinese practice, we also discuss: the benefits of crying, how your body stores sadness in your hips, men's fear of being emotional, understanding the importance of maintaining a balanced Yin and Yang, American dependency on over the counter meds, how "hurt people" - hurt people, and SOOO MUCH MORE. We even feature a guided acupressure session to get you to relax - you're welcome. So tune in, download the Moxa app, and get ready to restore balance in your precious little bodies. 

Tune in to YAAAS BRO’S most EXPLICIT episode yet! We welcome back Jeff, our guest from Ep 11 - That’s Kinky Bro, to revisit some kinks & fetishes previously discussed while also expanding on a few other sex related topics such as fisting, Jeff's puppy play journey, getting your toes sucked, our twitter porn obsession, & more... But it’s not all nasty; we also talk about how connection is key to great sex and how it’s important to respect your own sexual journey by not limiting yourself. Straight men are also included in this discourse, where we talk about how IT’S NOT GAY TO ENJOY BUTT PLAY. All this and SOO much more. Enjoy responsibly, you filthy animals! 

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Guest IG: @norecovery

Happy Pride! And welcome to a new season of YAAAS BRO! So much has happened since the last time I released an episode, so I figured, why the hell not start a new chapter with a new set of guests, a "sort-of" new look and new ways of serving up some gay ol' content.

SO! In this episode, being that it's PRIDE, I want us to all understand why we celebrate it in the first place. We're diving into a little LGBT history lesson where I'll be highlighting a few of the major events that predate the Stonewall Riots. Yes, Stonewall served as a catalyst for the pride celebrations we have today, but it's important that we note a few other moments throughout LGBT history that shaped our community to what it is today. 

Also, hate it or love it, pride branding is a huge part of pride celebrations. Whether you celebrate it or criticize it heavily, rainbow-washing plays a huge part in promoting the LGBTQ+ community. Joining me in this is discussion is Dan Howarth (my boyfriend), where we list out a million reasons why any small effort that goes into rainbow capitalism is a step in the right direction, whether its for the right reasons or not. We actually published an article on this last pride season, and it was translated into a bunch of different languages and published in a few publications around the world. Take that you haters!  

Lastly, I'm launching a monthly book club where I recommend a book for y'all to read. This month, our book is Straight Jacket by Matthew Todd. What are you waiting for? PRESS THAT PLAY BUTTON NEOOOW!

Throw some True Crime, History Channel, the Cosmopolitan sex column together and you get the Halloween episode of YAAAS BRO. In this episode, we reveal a queer horror icon (which you’ll be shook over), horny witches, tuberculosis vampires, the alleged drugs in our candy, some nightmarish dates a few listeners have been on and so much more, all packed into 37 minutes. If you’re looking for the goodies, look no further. Tune in to this chaotic episode for a spooky good time. Special thanks to all those who submitted their stories. Happy Halloween!

In this episode we welcome Valerie, a feisty spirit and gem of a human being I met many Saturdays ago while out getting wasted. As one of YAAAS BRO’s biggest fans, Val was V excited to come on and share a few of her ratchet chronicles where she’s had to put several heaux in check (good luck keeping count), her attempts at trying anal, why you should let your man “cheat in peace”, being a mom and her LOVE for the gays. We go on to talk about how there's no shame in butt play (if you're a straight male), how being an advocate for the LGBTQ+ community means having tough conversations with the people around you, how it's important to raise your kids to not be assholes, man-child style and soooo much more. Shout out to El Patio - Wynwood for bringing Val and I together.

Guest IG: @valvalb__

Music: Way 2 Sexy (with Future & Young Thug) by Drake

It's been a while. I know I shouldn't have kept you waiting. But I'm here now... We all know relationships are complicated. Open relationships can be even more complicated, and yet it seems like every gay couple is in one nowadays. In this episode of YAAAS BRO, we welcome guest, singer/songwriter Robbie Elias, to talk us through his open relationship of 8 years and the influence it's had on his life once it ended. Get ready because this episode might just be the best relationship advice you'll ever get. I mean, who better to learn from than two single, jaded, emotionally unavailable homos? Hello?! With the help of some whiskey, "essential oils" and Avril Lavigne, we open up our conversation to talk about throuples, having a boyfriend in every city, how our environments shape our thoughts and interests and sooo much more. 

Guest IG: @robbieeliasoffical

Music: Lover by AtellaGali feat Robbie Elias

Co edited by Dan Howarth

Hello 2021! Host Jonathan welcomes you all to the first episode of the year where he pulls back some truths on foreskin. Guys, whether you have one or not, at some point we've all wondered either what would life be like with it or without it.  In this episode, we welcome David and Rei who tell us about the unfortunate circumstances that led to their circumcisions and how their lives have changed since then in regards to health & sex. We also uncover some foreskin facts, learn how to say foreskin in 10 different languages, talk dick cheese & keeping a clean peen, promote dick positivity, reveal a corn flakes/foreskin conspiracy theory and SO much more. Honestly, who would've though that a little extra skin would make such a difference in some of our lives? 

Guest IG's: David - @zevlag05

Rei - @reisuarez

Music: Head & Heart (feat. MNEK) - Joel Corry, MNEK

Pieces of Me - Ashlee Simpson

Picture this - Half bottle of gin, gone. Half bottle of wine, gone. Half charcuterie board, gone. Not sure how we managed to make sense through this half of this 2 part series, but guess what? We produced what is probably the best medical consultation you'll ever listen to. This episode is a continuation of the last, where guest Cizar and I, cover the remainder of our list of top signs you may be producing less T and the benefits of Testosterone Replacement Therapy. We also talk about: gas station dick pills, pre-workout drinks, testosterone therapy IN THE LOCKER ROOM (!?) and being responsible for our own damn health. No YAAAS BRO episode is complete without going off topic, where we also discussed: patient VS healthcare provider "beef", Dr. Schmoogle (aka self diagnosing) a personal experience with an STI and so much more. Hope you still have your notes from last time, because we're serving y'all more TEA on T and everything in between.

Music: Malamente - Rosalia

Alright BRO's, we're getting medical here... In addition to the usual nonsense, this TWO part installment of YAAAS BRO is pretty much a testosterone consultation where we'll cover the top 10 signs you may have low T. I KNOW, it's something a lot of men are ashamed of and don't want to talk about, but the truth is, as males, our bodies can start producing less T as young as 29 - in fact, you may have low T right now and not even realize it. Not to worry, there's a healthy and safe fix. With the guidance of co-host Cizar Gonzalez (Physician Assistant in Functional Medicine & Wellness) we'll be getting all the tea on "T" and Testosterone Replacement Therapy and how we can keep our muscles growing, keep our d*cks hard, our hair on our heads and so much more as we age. You'll realize there's no shutting us up as we also cover the little blue pill, safe anal, the science of shaving and even throwing some COVID talk in. So Bring out your notepads and get ready to learn because we're going to teach you what wasn't covered in SexEd. Stay tuned for Part 2 - next week! 

Who doesn't love a good "ghost" story? In this episode, we uncover that GHOSTS take many forms. In fact, there's lots of paranormal activity going on in the dating scene, where people vanish out of nowhere. Getting "ghosted" isn't uncommon, and while the experiences are usually harmless, the memory will always haunt us. Yes, there are times where we might be the ones doing the "ghosting" just because it may seem like the better option, but sometimes, leaving that portal open leaves room for other unpleasant things to creep in and disturb our peace... The chilling "ghost" stories in this episode were brought to you by listeners like you (and myself - duh). Hoping you all enjoy this Halloween treat! Oh and be sure to catch my actual GHOST story at the end. So get ready, because you're about to hear some real scary sh*t. Happy Halloween! 

Music: Ghosts 'n' Stuff by deadmau5 ft. Rob Swire, Darkness Descends/Raven's Hollow by Midnight Syndicate, Scary Clown by Spooky Halloween Sounds, Toccata And Fugue In D Minor (BWV 565: 1. Toccata) by Johann Sebastian Bach + Simon Preston, American Horror Story Theme by Cesar Davila Irizarry + Charlie Clouser, Rain On Me by Lady Gaga ft Ariana Grande

Yes ladies and gentlemen, Covid-19 finally caught up to me after several months of getting myself involved in multiple risky situations. Truth is, no matter how much research you do, you never know what to expect when getting sick. In this episode I highlight my symptoms, getting tested for free, how getting sick may affect your relationships with friends/family, what I did to treat my symptoms, what to eat when you lose your sense of taste and smell, following your instincts and common sense for survival. Considering the existential crisis that struck when turning 30 and the subtle sense of dread brought on by Covid, no outing, trip or adventure is worth the inconvenience of getting sick with a virus we know little of - this is me talking from experience. On the bright side, I'm back to feeling normal, and thanks to my antibodies, I can (sorta) worry less for the next couple of months - so if you see me out, mind your business. Enjoy and STAY SAFE! 

Music: Coronavirus by iMarkkeyz

In this episode of YAAAS BRO, Jonathan and two of his very close friends, Hector & Alberto, tell the story of how dating/hookup app, Grindr, brought them together. In this shit show, we highlight dating apps and how awesome they can be for a thousand different reasons including: helping you get in touch with your inner slut, boosting your self esteem, expanding your outreach and so much more. We also call out dating app DON'TS, like saying you're looking for friends but all you do is send nudes, and how basically, these dating apps are what you make of them. We somehow got to talk about titty f*cking, the dating pool, the Miami accent, retail queens and a bunch of other unrelated topics all while throwing in some Pokemon and Spongebob references. Hope y'all enjoy this hot mess of an episode!  

Guest IG's: Hector - @hectico_ | Alberto - @alburrtizzle

Music: It's Not Right but It's Okay (Thunderpuss Mix/Remastered: 2000) - Whitney Houston, Chris Cox, Barry Harris 

No guests in this episode... Just 37 whole minutes of Jonathan talking about a spontaneous getaway with a guy he met on a dating app. Relax... they had already met before the brief weekend rendezvous. Moral of the story - no matter how short of a getaway or how great the sex was, think twice before agreeing to go away with a guy you just met. Chances are, it may turn into a total f*cking nightmare (I mean hello, YOU DON'T KNOW THIS GUY) but at least you'll get a good story out of it? 

Music: Dancing Queen - Abba

The drinking and sh*t talking continues this week on YAAAS BRO with another one of Jonathan's best friends, Kevin. This time, they're revisiting old memories and sharing "interesting" tales on some their experiences while growing up gay, including: lube substitutes, masturbation, first sexual encounters, toxic masculinity in the latin community, being ashamed of bottoming, finding your own way as a gay, tolerance and patience with others within the gay community and a f*ckton more of juicy details. This episode is dedicated to all the gay boys out there trying to find their way, the girl-friends out there defending them, and the actual girlfriends who's time us closeted dudes wasted (we're sorry!).

Guest IG: @kevgalvis

Music: Do It by Chloe x Halle

After several gin+tonics, Jonathan and one of his besties discuss making sh*t happen, traveling for d*ck, situationships, entanglements, social media, being a dumb bitch and how mental health plays into all of it.

Guest IG: @georgescopernic // @monsiercoupet

Music: Volar La Pluma by Ninetoes

The gays can be difficult - maintaining friendships with them can be even more challenging. In this episode, Jonathan welcomes two of his best friends to talk about how to keep gay friendships from ending, the many levels of losing your virginity, George Washington's teeth and a bunch of other random sh*t. 

Guest IG's: @jonnypimenteljr @christian.piombo