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The Yankees Suck 3000

The Yankees Suck 3000

By Yankees Suck

In each episode, host @PeachMachine gives you another reason why his favorite team, the New York Yankees, suck! If you love/hate the Yankees, you'll love/hate this show! Listen to hear the rantings and ravings of a baseball fanatic. For clarity... The greatest baseball team in history, with 27 World Series rings, is the New York Yankees. That doesn't mean they don't also suck!
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Reason 4) Poor Sportsmanship

The Yankees Suck 3000Apr 24, 2022

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ALCS Wrap-Up & World Series Preview

ALCS Wrap-Up & World Series Preview

The Yankees proved, in only four games, why this season was an illusion, and that they do in fact suuuuuuck!

Oct 24, 202209:28
ALCS Game 2 Recap & ALCS Game 3 Preview

ALCS Game 2 Recap & ALCS Game 3 Preview

Do da Yankees suck? Let me count da ways...

Oct 21, 202204:38
ALCS Game 1 Wrap-Up, NLCS Game 2 Wrap-Up, & ALCS Game 2 Preview

ALCS Game 1 Wrap-Up, NLCS Game 2 Wrap-Up, & ALCS Game 2 Preview

Daaaaaaa Yankeeeees lose! Down 0-1 to the Astros ain't not no good spot to be in on or around for da Branx Bambers...

Oct 20, 202206:50
ALDS Game 5 Wrap-Up & ALCS Game 1 Preview

ALDS Game 5 Wrap-Up & ALCS Game 1 Preview

The Yankees barely beat the Guardians, and will now play the Astros to determine who goes on to play in the 2022 World Series.

Oct 19, 202204:26
ALDS Game 5 Preview

ALDS Game 5 Preview

Did a rainout just save the Yankees' season?

Oct 18, 202206:31
ALDS Game 1 Wrap-up & Game 2 Preview

ALDS Game 1 Wrap-up & Game 2 Preview

Bader and Tony Meatballs go big bopper in the Bombers' first win of the postseason.

Oct 12, 202206:29
ALDS Game 1 Preview

ALDS Game 1 Preview

Yankees vs. Guardians
Oct 10, 202207:36
36) Dead in the Water

36) Dead in the Water

Can Oswaldo Cabrera provide a much needed spark? This reporter, thinks no.
Aug 20, 202208:47
35) Losing Streak Continues

35) Losing Streak Continues

3 in a row, walked off by the BoSox! Not good!
Aug 13, 202204:34
34) Swept By the Cardinals

34) Swept By the Cardinals

Yankees continue to lose, now on a 5 game losing streak because they’re dog water!
Aug 09, 202210:27
33) Bad Trades

33) Bad Trades

Monty for who? Doesn’t matter, he’s hurt!
Aug 03, 202213:09
32) Only Homers Club

32) Only Homers Club

Pay Judge 350 for 7!
Jun 27, 202203:45
31) Clearly Using Corked Bats

31) Clearly Using Corked Bats

The Yankees hit 6 big boppers! Check da bats! They’ve got to be cheating!
Jun 12, 202205:20
30) Relying on Starting Pitching

30) Relying on Starting Pitching

Yankees sweep the Angels!
Jun 03, 202210:21
29) Gallo and Hicks Gotta Go

29) Gallo and Hicks Gotta Go

Stop the experiment! Pull the plug, Boone! These guys are on life support and they’re costing us wins!
May 30, 202210:32
28) Wasting Quality Starts

28) Wasting Quality Starts

Yankees score 1 run on 4 hits and lose game 3 to the Devil Rays 3-1. Boooooring!
May 29, 202206:58
27) Matt Freakin’ Carpenter

27) Matt Freakin’ Carpenter

Desperate times call for desperate measures… and the Yankees are desperate.
May 27, 202216:49
27) Protecting the Bronx Babies

27) Protecting the Bronx Babies

Hey Boone, stop covering for your billion dollar babies. They’re fine. Play your guys. Nobody bought a ticket to see Marwin Gonzalez.
May 26, 202212:48
26) Now the Top’s Cold

26) Now the Top’s Cold

Backup catcher Trevino saves the day!
May 25, 202217:44
25) Chapman STILL suuuuuucks!

25) Chapman STILL suuuuuucks!

Yankees lose both games of a double header and go cold! Yankees fans demand heads to roll! Hahahahahah!
May 23, 202218:15
24) Can’t Get No Relief

24) Can’t Get No Relief

Lucas Luetge comes in and BLOWS IT, for the Yankees.
May 20, 202218:16
23) Gift Runs

23) Gift Runs

The Yankees somehow score 3 runs, 2 on a passed ball, and come away with a 3-2 victory in the 3rd game against the Orioles. Bullshit!
May 19, 202219:39
22) Nothing Without Judge

22) Nothing Without Judge

The big bopper carried the Bronx babies on his broad shoulders in a 4 hit game, including 4 RBI and 2 HR. Confirmed: He’s headed to LA after this season!
May 18, 202214:00
21) No Catching Production

21) No Catching Production

Jose Trevino finally runs into one, but the Yankees ain’t got squat from the 8 hole.
May 17, 202211:50
20) Chapman is Garbage

20) Chapman is Garbage

Got no money and you got no car,
then you got no CLOSER and there you are… And what comes next? Da Yankees lose…
May 16, 202212:53
19) Too Big of a Lead

19) Too Big of a Lead

Wow. Sooooo many runs. I’m like, really, impressed… Not! Follow @PeachMachine & @MamiMoxy & @YankeesSuck300 on Twitter.
May 14, 202217:42
18) Wasting Offense

18) Wasting Offense

15 runs? You’re gonna need some of those in September, boyos.
May 13, 202217:14
17) Winning Too Much

17) Winning Too Much

The Yankees can’t keep this pace and will start to hit the skids big time. When that happens, the wheels will fall off.
May 12, 202213:49
16) More Lucky Hits and Bad Umpiring

16) More Lucky Hits and Bad Umpiring

The Yankees keep catching breaks! It’s a joke! Stanton and Judge hit a porch job and a big bopper, respectively, to win game 1 against the Bluejays. @PeachMachine will tell ya why the Yankees ain’t that good.
May 11, 202212:21
15) Lucky Wins

15) Lucky Wins

The Yankees keep scraping wins out of nowhere, barely hitting, but the breaks keep going their way. Follow @YankeesSuck3000 and host @PeachMachine to help support the show.
May 10, 202210:06
Reason 14) Too Much Rest

Reason 14) Too Much Rest

It’s Gleyber Day on Mother’s Day, as the Yankees split a double-header with Texas. @PeachMachine whines about too Boone’s over managing of rest days, and dreams about combing the Towers powers.
May 09, 202217:16
Reason 13) Momentum Killed

Reason 13) Momentum Killed

Do the Yankees have it in them to recover after the 11 game win streak was snapped? @PeachMachine says… yes. Follow the show and the sponsor on Twitter and IG: @YankeesSuck3000 and @BuyLoweBaseballCards
May 06, 202215:06
Reason 12) Lucky Breaks from Bad Umpires

Reason 12) Lucky Breaks from Bad Umpires

The Yankees had no business winning their 11th straight! Two terrible calls couldn’t be reviewed, and a couple of errors, opened Pandora’s box for the Blue Jays after a strong effort from Manoah was wasted! Plus, hear the game highlights and updates from around the league from @PeachMachine.
May 04, 202212:09
Reason 11) Relying on Pitching

Reason 11) Relying on Pitching

The Yankees have won 10 in a row, but @PeachMachine finds a way to criticize his Bronx Bombers anyway. Follow the show @YankeesSuck3000 as well as our sponsor @BuyLoweBaseballCards on IG and Twitter.
May 03, 202208:57
5/1 post game

5/1 post game

Post show
May 01, 202217:21
5/1 Pre-Game Show

5/1 Pre-Game Show

Yankees pregame show 5/1
May 01, 202218:22
Reason 8) Great kid, don’t get cocky

Reason 8) Great kid, don’t get cocky

The Yankees are steaming’ hot! Working on a third consecutive sweep, the Yankees teed off against the Royals last night, but are they getting a little chip on their shoulders? @PeachMachine chops ‘em down a peg in episode 8 of “The Yankees Suck 3000” show.
Apr 30, 202220:55
Reason 7) Winning Too Much!!!

Reason 7) Winning Too Much!!!

How is that a reason the Yankees suck? Listen to @PeachMachine tell ya in episode 7 of “The Yankees Suck 3000” show! Follow @YankeesSuck3000 on Twitter and Instant Grammar.
Apr 29, 202224:18
Reason 6) Relying on the Home Run

Reason 6) Relying on the Home Run

Ya ain’t gonna always get 5 big boppers! Ya gatta play some small ball! @PeachMachine criticizes his NY Yankees for not scoring without home runs. Follow @YankeesSuck3000.
Apr 27, 202215:26
Reason 5) Not Pitching to Contact

Reason 5) Not Pitching to Contact

@PeachMachine criticizes Yankees starting pitching Gerrit Cole for not trusting the defense, and also talks about momentum, confidence, and what Joey Gallo needs to do to kick out of this slump. Follow @YankeesSuck300 on Twitter and IG.
Apr 25, 202218:52
Reason 4) Poor Sportsmanship

Reason 4) Poor Sportsmanship

@PeachMachine discusses the Yankees walk-off victory and subsequent post-game tomfoolery, and then previews today’s game against the Guardians as Gerrit Cole toes the slab in the boogie down Bronx.
Apr 24, 202221:22
Reason 3) Pitch Count

Reason 3) Pitch Count

In episode 3, @PeachMachine discusses Boone’s infatuation with pitch count. Follow the show @YankeesSuck3000 on Twitter and Instagram.
Apr 23, 202220:15
Reason 2) Paralysis by Analysis

Reason 2) Paralysis by Analysis

In the second episode of The Yankees Suck 3000, @PeachMachine discusses needless rest days, the Yankees C lineup, and how over analyzing data has hurt Boone’s ability to manage.
Apr 22, 202219:06
Reason 1) Inconsistency

Reason 1) Inconsistency

Inconsistency is killing the Yankees… It’s the beginning of a new show by @PeachMachine, The Yankees Suck 3000, and in this one, he’ll tell you why his favorite team, the Yankees, suck.
Apr 21, 202221:10
April 20, 2022

April 20, 2022

Apr 20, 202200:23