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The future of TWES is unclear, and today, I'm sharing all my thoughts on why. I promise this isn't a pity party episode—it's actually really fun and recaps a wonderful week and weekend, dives into Deli Dan a la Queer Eye, and then I share my reasoning on why my efforts may best be used elsewhere besides this podcast. I think I make some strong points, so tune in and if you want to reach out to me with your own thoughts, you know where to find me!

We're back this week with MORE voicemail vents from fellow listeners. From the audacity of strangers to ask when you're due (when you're NOT due) and dating being the worst, to being enraged by constant reposts on Instagram and not getting the raise you were promised, there's tons of cathartic venting happening on today's episode. Emma also shares some of her latest adventures with getting her eyes dilated, re-discovering delicious Dallas restaurants, minor injuries, and what The Millers are watching lately (including The Diplomat, Queer Eye, and Arch Digests' Open Door series).

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…and we’re back! After a little break, Emma is back on the mic to talk about what the hell she’s been doing (celebrations, meet-ups, family visits) and what she’s reading/watching/listening to (Seth Rogen’s new memoir, a few bad movies, and one incredible podcast). She also introduces the first ever Voicemail Vent Session, playing listener voicemails from the podcast hotline (214-799-1252) and reacting to all your stories about shitty friends, shitty coworkers, and generally shitty people, really.

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In this week's episode, Emma sits down with everyone's favorite microinfluencer Internet mom—Ellen. They finally review Lessons in Chemistry (the book by Bonnie Garmus), go over Ellen's top Sephora sales picks, discuss premarital cohabitation, chat about their shared love of grocery shopping, share what each of them are reading and watching, and so. much. more. If you're into random tangents, stories of yesteryear, laughing, and never really getting to the point, you will love today's perfectly unhinged episode.

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Family is great and so is having a life-long romantic partner, but friends do so much of the heavy lifting throughout our lives so who we choose to remain close with means A LOT. That said, people are complex by nature and evolve overtime, so friendships that ebb and flow are just a part of life. In today's episode, Emma chats about the roles friends play in your life, how to navigate shifts in the friendship, when it's time to "break up" with a toxic friend or just let it fizzle, and shares some of her anecdotes about her best friends over the years. There's so much more to be said and studied on female friendships, but this is a good start.

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I met Stephanie Geddie my freshman year of college at the University of Kansas, and we've been friends ever since. Geddie is our smartest friend (we've discussed this—I'm not offending anyone by stating this fact) who decided to do a 180º with her career, going from marketing to the healthcare field as an ER nurse. In this episode, Geddie shares how she realized she was in the wrong field in her late 20s, and how she pressed the reset button to get to where she is today. It's a bad ass story, and I couldn't be prouder to call her Stephanie Anne Marie Geddie German.

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I'm not a book podcast, we know this. But I have gotten back into reading in a big way this year, so I figured it'd be fun to attempt a Book of the Month situation on the podcast. Unclear if we'll do it again, but hey—can't say we didn't attempt it. Besides reviewing Carrie Soto Is Back with my mom at the end of the episode, I speak to going "paid" with my newsletter last week and the "why" behind it all, tell you what the hell I've been doing lately, talk about some shows we're loving and finishing up, and essentially perform a spoken word love letter to Kate Kennedy of the Be There In Five podcast. Enjoy!

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Emma takes a sharp left turn in her weekly content this week by having a conversation about money with her financial coach, Cory Nichols. Cory isn't your run-of-the-mill financial advisor—he's a money guy who believes that everyone should strive for "average," that there's a time to save and a time to spend, and who has a lot of thoughts on crypto and Dave Ramsey. In this episode, Emma gives her typical weekly recap (including some discussion around PMDD), announces the first "book of the month" for February, offers some reviews on a movie and a show, and then gets into all things money with Cory. Check the show notes for everything mentioned in this episode!

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In today's solo episode, Emma talks about last week's downward spiral into jealousy, imposter syndrome, and self doubt but all with an air of brevity. She hadn't had a spiral like this in so long, she really wanted to capitalize on it because what else is it if not content? Emma also chit chats about life lately, offers a few book and movie reviews, and remembers how incredible the show Fleabag is as her and her husband are rewatching it. Tune in to get the inside scoop and check out show notes below!

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Big, lofty New Year's resolutions are for the birds. Smaller, more specific resolves though? Those are great. For the first episode of 2023, I'm sharing my own personal resolves for the new year, including learning how to do a cat eye, carrying a book and small notebook with me everywhere I go, commenting more on Instagram, honing in my nutrition, and being even MORE unapologetically myself. I also recap my "winter break," and review a bunch of shows and movies including White Lotus, Babylon, The Patient, Jack Ryan, The Banshees of Inisherin, and the Shania Twain documentary. AND I share an incredibly concerning overheard conversation between a couple that is going to keep up at night for the foreseeable future. 

Opinions are like assholes—we all have one...or several. I'm bringing back a series favorite for the last episode of 2022: UNPOPULAR OPINIONS. Listeners had A LOT of thoughts, including but absolutely NOT limited to: Michael Bublé, Crumbl cookies, carbonated water, pregnancy kind of sucking, pedicures with friends, Colleen Hoover books, top sheets, ketchup, Nutella, avocado, and someone even came for chocolate chip cookies (audible gasp). Tune to listen and argue with these hot takes, PLUS hear my week and weekend recap, how Z and I got caught in the act by my parents, a Dallas restaurant review, and a lot of chitchat about TV shows. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, and I'll talk at you in 2023!

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Continuing on my Q&A theme, this week listeners sent in questions to ask my mother—the one and only Ellen Golden. We chat for an hour about my childhood, her childhood, the secret to a long-lasting marriage or LTR, her skincare routine, and A LOT more. Plus, you'll hear about my busy weekend hosting holiday things, my laser hair removal journey including where I get it done, how many sessions I've had, and more, and you'll get reviews on the new Lindsay Lohan holiday movie and the Wednesday series, both on Netflix. Lots to chatter about this week, so I hope you enjoy! Show notes below.

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Today I'm serving up part two of the listener questions I was asked + my answers. This week's questions cover a bevy of topics including how to handle friends in toxic relationships, setting boundaries with your family during the holidays, dating hopelessness, tips on saving money, my #1 female icon, a Peloton treadmill review and A LOT MORE! I also recap our weekend, including the great dress debacle, my first ever game of Scrabble, the Cowboys game, and my reaction to The White Lotus season 1. Lots to chat about, so dive in!

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We did it, guys. We got through my personal wedding season and went through the entire story and came out the other side a little scathed but not too bad. That said, this week I'm ready to move forward and get back to regularly scheduled content which is why I asked you to ask me anything BUT wedding questions, and y'all delivered! I'm talking about pregnancy, health ruts, first dates, lifting for beginners, and Zac and I's approach to home decor. I also recap Thanksgiving week and review All Quiet On The Western Front (movie), Welcome to Chippendale's (show), and Fleishman Is In Trouble (show), and obviously go off on a few tangents because of course. Enjoy!

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If you thought part one was a doozy, we haven't even gotten to the actual venue yet! Today is part two of my sister and I's breakdown of my wedding and all the things that went sideways. I also review three new-to-us Dallas restaurants, chat about two movies and one show, and give some insight into my annual holiday gift guides! Gird your loins and tune in.

You've been waiting patiently for the last month to get the full breakdown of 10.15.22. I've hinted at the day not going exactly right but, today, you get the pleasure of hearing my sister (who was also my wedding planner) and myself get into the good, the bad, and the downright ugly-cry ugly. I don't want to spoil too much in the description, though—I'd rather you just dive in because there is a lot to cover. If at all possible, maybe try and save this one for when you're alone or with friends. Pour some wine, pop some popcorn, and enjoy the shit show. Vendors listed below:

Welcome to the first and last episode for the month of October! Between our wedding and honeymoon, we're OOO most of October so we're making this one episode really count. Zac and I sit down and recap our weekend together then dive into your wedding questions! We share what we're most excited about, most nervous about, why the seating chart was such a bitch, how we chose our honeymoon spot, unexpected wedding costs (other than everything), and A LOT more.   We had a blast recording this and hope it holds you over through the next month. Next time we talk, I'll be a Mrs. and giving you a full recap of our Italian adventure. I can't wait, and I thank you guys for listening, engaging, sharing, and rating. XO.

I am stressed. I am anxious. And one of my go-to fixes for these emotions is cleaning and organizing. That’s why this week’s guest couldn’t be better timed. Emily Aull of @aullorganized joins me on the pod to talk all things acrylic bins, The Home Edit, purging your closet (hot tip: do it when angry), and how to tackle the messiest spaces in your home (and how she can help!). I also give a brief recap of my week, offer some reviews and recommendations, and admit I was wrong about Velvet Taco.

Yet another episode in which I underestimate my ability to talk for a long time about nothing! In this week’s episode, I give a full recap of my sister’s 5-day visit to Dallas including restaurant and coffee shop reviews (some good, some really bad), lots of family time, new piercings, and more. I also share my thoughts on my new favorite clothing line (Aritzia), book #3 of the ACOTAR series as well as why you should start the series yourself, talk about what I’m going to read next, and give some movie and TV show reviews! It’s a basic B episode with lots of fun nuggets, so tune in and enjoy.

If they check off every other box on your "perfect partner" list but the physical aspect isn't exactly what you've always dreamt of, is it worth it to stick around and explore or should you cut and run? On this week's episode, I'm answering a listener email on this topic plus another about when to tell a new dating prospect you're divorced. Of course, you will get a full Labor Day Weekend rundown of how we spent our time including accidental drunk evenings, new places to eat and drink in Dallas, and the typhoon that came out of nowhere and had us pivoting plans. Plus, some wedding and honeymoon chit chat as well as thoughts on House of the Dragon, Rings of Power, and season 8 of Alone.

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Although I'm still coming down off my bachelorette party high, I was able to make it into the closet to record a full recap of the most luxurious, beautiful trip ever. You'll learn about the island in Mexico we stayed on, where we stayed, and a whole lot more. I also discuss the 2.5 books I'm attempting to read at once, give a review of Bey's newest album, and talk about the new show dropping on Amazon Prime tomorrow (9/1) that I'm thrilled to watch. We also have a few really good listener emails to answer this week that focus on a 4-year-long situationship that has reached a fork in the road, and moving in with a boyfriend when you have kids who are coming along! Links below in show notes.

Me and weed just don't mix and yet, I keep trying. On Friday night, I took a 10mg Delta 9 gummy without realizing what I was doing and suffered the consequences* (*the worst high of my entire life that took me days to recover from). Numb body, heightened senses, a mind going at 100MPH, and insisting I go to the hospital are just a few of the worst moments. In this episode, I'm sharing a breakdown of my shitty history with Mary Jane, WTF Delta 9 actually is, and why no one should take it. I also give a few movie reviews and talk about The House of the Dragon premiere!

Well, it finally happened. After escaping it for nearly 2.5 years, the 'Rona finally got me. I'm talking about how it all went down, what the last 5 days have been like, and ALL the shows I've watched because there's been A LOT. If you don't want spoilers for The Summer I Turned Pretty, definitely skip the last part.

What is the single best piece of advice you're ever gotten? Something so profound it changed the way you operate day-to-day? That's the question I asked my listeners this week and boy, did they deliver! This week's episode is the usual BS about what's been going on lately (see: WEDDING PLANNING TRIGGERS EMMA), reflections and thoughts on the Netflix series MAID, and a whole bunch of incredible advice for you to soak up straight from the minds of your peers. Grab a paper and pen because these nuggets of wisdom are definitely daily mirror affirmation worthy!

As the great Ron Swanson once said, "Never half-ass two things; whole-ass one thing." What he didn't know is that it feels impossible as a content creator with 1,000 irons in the fire at any given time. I start today's episode with a little BTS into my "busy brain," then dive into what's been going on the last few weeks since we spoke, my trip to Tulsa with my best friends, and a lot of small changes with the wedding that have me realizing some things about myself. I end with two listener advice questions that cover interfaith marriages, how to deal when your partner is prone to depression or mood swings, and whether or not negative AirBnB reviews are ever worth it.

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We are less than 3 months away from the EVENT OF THE YEAR! Okay, MY year. With time becoming more of a construct every day, I asked listeners for their most pressing wedding planning questions I could answer on this episode. I'm giving as much info as I can, from my regrets, what I consider splurge-worthy, on not having a wedding planner, budget (and all the anxiety it causes), decor, and A LOT more. Also included is a full recap of our weekend in Austin and a movie review of "Batman." Enjoy and check show notes for links!

Remember when I stepped into a literal PILE of hot ranch? I’m recapping that entire incident on this week’s episode as well as going over the weekend, including Merritt’s amazing birthday party, my horrific hangover, and my birth control gaffe. Keep listening for some movie and show reviews, a new podcast I listened to in one day, and a bunch of listener advice questions I answer from having serious relationship doubts to whether or not Texas is a place worth living to what I would have in my capsule wardrobe!

It was a long, lazy weekend but it had its highlights all of which you’ll hear on today’s episode! Emma shares a review of the new movie “ELVIS,” discusses a new show she and Z are loving, and tries to push the ACOTAR book series on you. PLUS! It’s an advice extravaganza, and Emma answers listener questions about dating exhaustion, aggressive dogs, how to become “exclusive” with someone, and what makes home cooking better. All mentioned links below!

Emma is back from a 10-day summer vacation and is giving you the full download on it all. Her and Zac started in Miami and made their way to Ft. Lauderdale, West Palm Beach, Orlando, Jacksonville, Savannah, and Charleston and she, of course, has a million little memories and stories to share from each spot (including epic rollercoasters, amazing food, and stomach situations that will haunt her dreams forever). She also talks about finishing season 2 of Hacks in two sittings, the Anthony Bourdain documentary, and how she *finally* finished the book she’s been reading for two months! Sit back, relax, and enjoy this supersized episode.

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The Dry Bar appointment that allegedly never was. A new-old engagement ring. A bridal shower for the books. After a week away, Emma has a lot to catch up on, including all the movies and shows she's been consuming lately (1986 Top Gun Tom Cruise can GET IT). Get the full download, plus a peek into Z and her's upcoming summer vacation, and a listener advice question you will definitely have an opinion on.

After a 6-year hiatus from their original podcast, "2 Girls, 1 Closet," Emma is joined in her closet by her best friend and #1 confidante, Whitney. It's an hour of quick trips down memory lane, getting to know who Whitney is and why she is who she is, a million different side convos and, at the end of it all, just two best friends doing what they do best—chatting. We hope you love and enjoy this episode as much as we loved recording it! Links in show notes.

Besides her usual breakdown of her goings-on, this episode is all about freelance writing and working for yourself. How to do it, when to do it, what to do when you do it, etc. Emma talks about taking the leap, finding clients, getting your name out there, rates ($$$), client boundaries, and how to keep your cool when work is slow. She ends the episode with a listener question about antidepressants, so stay tuned and check the show notes for everything Emma mentions!

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Wedding dress secured. Wedding shoes secured. Wedding makeup artist secured. Severance started and not being entirely enjoyed? This week’s episode is a true life update, including a full list of Emma’s weekly podcasts she enjoys and the first (and maybe last?) advice segment about how to break the news to non-invitees when you’re having a super small, intimate wedding. Check out show notes for all things mentioned!

Couples who sit on the same side. Saying you “read” an audiobook. Looking cute but not receiving recognition for it. Influencers using current events to post glam selfies. This week, Emma asked her listeners to write in their *pettiest* pet peeves, and they delivered. Listen in to weigh in, and also hear all about Emma’s past week including getting sick, opening a pseudo daycare in her home, and some insanely good ice cream in Dallas everyone needs to try, like, yesterday. Also, her unbridled review on Heartstopper and her new, undying love for Kit Connor.

Well guys, she did it. Emma finally wrote an actual episode outline so she could provide both her typical updates and also focus on a certain topic. Today's category? Moving in and living with your partner. This month marked a year since independent Emma moved in with Zac, and she's sharing her various reflections on it as well as answering specific listener questions about the process. She covers how they split bills, his and her pet peeves, how they handle household chores, what to do if you're in a "roommate rut" phase, pooping under the same roof, tackling different sleep schedules and more!

For the past week, Emma has been in Chicago helping her sister recover from breast reduction surgery as well as nanny her niece and nephew. Best friends since birth, the Golden Girls spent Emma's last night sitting down to record a conversation about everything pregnancy, postpartum, breast reduction and recovery, childhood, the evolution of their sisterhood, and a lot more. Tears were shed, jokes were made, and laughter was loud. Please enjoy this very special episode—it may be her breast one yet!