MORAVIAN RHAPSODY

In which the feeling of happiness does not linger for very long.

In which Marlow experiences the indescribable feeling of happiness.

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Marlow talks as always and absolutely does not teach you how to open doors.

In which Marlow does not give the definition of "no thoughts, head empty".

In which it is time to whip out all the carrots for the noses. Or legs. Or antennae.

Looking for a place to live? Good. Marlow neither. He already got a comfy bed. That he sleeps in alone. Every night. 

You asked for it, you get it. Meat. Somewhere. Somehow. 

In which Marlow does not give you a recipe to his significant meal - quiche.

Marlow tells you about the big event that absolutely does not invlove snogging his boyfr... Wait did you hear that?

In which Marlow talks for god knows how long and does not mention racoons even once. Outrageous.

Corn flakes mean family and family means your wife works for a pyramid scheme.

It's the festival season! And Marlow does not tell you anything about catching mice.

They look nice. They smell nice. They taste nice. Lick'em. Whoever they are.

Is it a music band? Is it golf? Is it the unobtainable feeling of happiness? Whatever it is, it's coming right to you!

Did you have any questions to Marlow about unicycles? Because he sure as hell doesn't have any answers.

In which Marlow does not mention a birdfeeder. Not even once. I swear.

Marlow talks to you and does not talk about cauliflowers.

In which Marlow does not instruct you in how not to lose your left shoe.

There's a party you're not invited to. But that can't stop you from butting in, can it?

Marlow introduces himself and doesn't give the definition of a "sharp object".