Your Two Loudest Friends

...this episode is only 35 mins (and Maureen thought she saw a laser). Sorry if Tony offended anyone who works in a camera store... Is tipping the same as bribing? 

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We answer a few calls this week, one being from a friend asking us our opinion on a sex toy called the BALLDO. We also go into it about the stigmas of the fabled "smelly vagina," as well as the usual smattering of other topics! Thanks for listening and feel free to call our voicemail and leave us a message about anything you'd wanna hear us talk about. The number is 917.310.5262

Call us and leave us a voicemail at 917-310-5262

Give us a call and leave us a voicemail. Your question/comment/suggestion/insult could be heard on a future episode. Our number is 917.310.5262. This week we kick back some beers, smoke a joint, and just shoot the shit. We cover the gamut of politics, sex, and dudes drinking the blood of girls on instagram. Enjoy the episode!

Our friend Zac makes a guest appearance on the podcast this week for the Gen Z perspective on whatever tf we ended up talking about. HEY GIVE US A CALL AT 917.310.5262 AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL.

We have hit our 25th episode! 1/4 of the way to 100! 

Call and leave us a voicemail at 917.310.5262

Call us and leave us a voicemail at 917-310-5262

This week we take a test to figure out what type of sexual deviants we are. If you wanna take the test and follow along with us it's bdsmtest.org and we did the short version of the test... Which still took us like an hour

Welcome to our Jordan episode! Number 23! 

Seasonal/Pandemic/Regular depression is kicking our asses. This week we sit down and talk about how apps have gamified everything from the creative process to dating. We also reflect on what might have been the last good day for a walk in NYC this year, and oh yea we talk about sex and all the other shit we normally harp on. 

Back from our break and right back into the shit we go! Boys lets get one thing straight, Maureen might look sexually confident online, but she's sexually submissive... SO MAN UP AND MAKE A MOVE

We forgot to mention last week that we'd be taking this week off. In the meantime leave us a voicemail for topics to talk about on upcoming episodes, 917-310-5262

Thanks!

You know how Tony recites that stupid phone number of ours every week (917-310-5262)? WELL WE FINALLY ANSWERED THE VOICEMAILS! Thanks to everyone who called in, and if you haven't called in, now would be a good time to do it!

It's our 20th official episode! This podcast can almost drink. Well we put it out there last week we were looking for dual citizenship, and Australia pulled up quick to wife us up... Find out all about it on this episode

Currently taking applications for European husbands and wives, looking to come up on some dual citizenship! Well we always said we were trying to avoid politics because we don’t know enough... So today see just how little we know!

(This was recorded last week prior to finding out Biden had won... Thank god)

Fellas, is it gay to wipe your ass? Do y'all recycle nudes? When you move, do you pack the day of? A lot of questions in this podcast... Oh yea, and it's election day, so while you're waiting in line today to vote, put this on and ask yourself these important questions as we work through another week of our twisted minds.

Alex is back this week and we're discussing the difference between horror films and halloween films, some of our favorite scary movies, and Tony admits his fear of angels.

Remember last week when we didn't talk about dating or sex? That was a fun, "safe for work" episode wasn't it? Well that was short lived. This week we're back at it discussing date etiquette, the pros/cons of texting prior to meeting your online tinderoni, groin grooming trends, and more.

We don’t talk about sex and dating for once; revisiting last weeks ending topic of Fred Perry and Skinhead culture.... We discuss experiences growing up in the punk/hardcore scene, launch fashion/drop culture and 12 step programs - and yet it’s still funny. Thank you marijuana!

Tony bombs a date and Maureen teaches him about stove topping. It's a brave new world y'all.

Brain shrinkage, ouija boards, and body counts - oh my! Try to learn the cons of drinking and waste 50 mins of your time.

Mo is a hypocrite and ventured into the BDSM/Kink world that is the Feeld app, and tells Tony about her first date experience off of it. We venture down the world of what really is "kink," look up the definition of BDSM (because we're vanilla too), humming on the vagina, ball play, and so much more... 

Will a vagina sauna burn your butthole? Who has a better looking butthole? We actually mentioned buttholes quite a bit in this episode as we dive into the worlds of holistic medicines, sex work, fetishes we don't understand, and so much more. 

917-310-5262 give us a call, leave us a voicemail.

Maureen's best friend surprises her with a visit and we got her stoned enough to bring her on the podcast and discuss why dirty boys are ghosting her and Maureen from across the ocean. Aurora also breaks down birth charts and zodiac signs for us.

After much discussion about love languages finally this week Tony takes the quiz to discover what his love language is. We also both opted to wear masks this episode, reasons to be explained within. 

We also have a phone number you can call and leave us voicemails on to be featured on a future episode: 917-310-5262... Don't be a stranger! No for real, if you leave us a message, please leave your name with it.

WE HAVE A PHONE NUMBER TO LEAVE US VOICEMAILS ON NOW: 917-310-5262. 

In pursuit of spreading our brand we went out and plastered the town with tear flyers to get some callers... Well we tried, but about 20 minutes into the trip, the other trip kicked in (the psilocybin). In this episode we discuss our failed attempt to promote ourselves while on hallucinogens, the alien invasion of Brooklyn, world travel, Maureen educates Tony about the ladyboys of Thailand, and more...

Tony's dad Stephen, aka "The OG," makes a guest appearance on the podcast this week. We smoked and a blunt and picked his brain about fashion, life, music, and more.

Maureen and Tony break down their thoughts on the WAP video, Maureen has a revelation about why he's not calling back, and they discuss sex ed, teaching kids consent at a young age, "All Lives Matter," and how the Kardashians redefined beauty standards.

Maureen and Tony sit down after Mo's surgery to discuss everything from movie soundtracks to ass play and everything in between. 

Disclaimer: The Vietnam War started in the 50's, Tony said the 60's... Whatever he knows he was wrong.

Thanks for listening!

Maureen tells Tony about all her dating horrors. We also talk about Hugh Hefner, Photoshop vs Airbrushing, Macaulay Culkin vs Leonardo DiCaprio, and Telemundo vs BBC. 

We recorded a one-off episode last week specifically for YouTube, but after second thought... Here it is on the actual Podcast as a random Saturday episode. It's like the Christmas special you never asked for. Thanks for listening, keep listening, sleep with us on repeat, tell everyone you know about us, force them to love us. 

This week we have our first guest, Alex Haycock. We discuss his commitment to his back piece from Mike Rubendall at Kings Ave in NYC, peeing on trees on golf courses, Epstein's egg shaped dick, and a bunch of other shit.

Discussing the messed up world of dating apps, which parks we prefer during covid-19, among other things...

Who we be and what we do.

Maureen and Tony started a podcast to hopefully make money some day to buy seadoos and slingshots... and this is the story behind it... Kind of.