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Mr Cheeks

Mr Cheeks

By Mike Cronin

Join two anonymous former male dancers reminisce of their times at Mr. Cheeks All Male Review and Grill. Join them as they talk about former coworkers, the glory days and what they're up to in retirement
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Oh Shit I Guess We're Both Rats

Mr CheeksMar 29, 2022

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Oh Shit I Guess We're Both Rats

Oh Shit I Guess We're Both Rats

The Boys are back and they are all fucked up! They get attacked by a grinkin, Jack is having memory problems and they talk about the pussy patrol

This episode is dedicated to Pussyface Pippin

Mar 29, 202236:14
A regular Gentleman's Mix!

A regular Gentleman's Mix!

The boys are visited by an old friend and frequent guest at Mr. Cheeks, Connie Meafe and they talk about F.I.A. (Fat induced asthma), cumspiracies, the boys refuse to acknowledge that there were technical difficulties and instead say Connie fucked them once again.

This episode is dedicated to the memory of Nickolo Dean

Jan 06, 202233:60
Mr Cheeks Gristmas Episode 2

Mr Cheeks Gristmas Episode 2

The Boys are feeling the Gristmas Spirit and get a haunting visitor. 

Dec 27, 202147:14
I ain't sayin' his name!

I ain't sayin' his name!

The Boys are talking Three Doors Din, Creek Bed Slime, Lot Lizardry, Dog Medicine, Medical Phil Pointer’s Disease, Playing possom, uber eats, and much more! 


This episode is dedicated to Mint Mary

Dec 17, 202134:24
John Bjorn Jovi

John Bjorn Jovi

The Boys interview a podcast engineer and talk about John Bjorn Jovi, sexual harassment school, jarts, frogs are birds, womens hair cuts, bidet, Bob Does Pods, surf and jerk and more!

This episode is dedicated to the memory of Jimmy Chimmichanga.

Dec 11, 202150:27
He Owes Me One White Wife

He Owes Me One White Wife

The Boys had to move again. They talk jhamm school, shiticide, “the knife that aludes authorities”, serial gillers, double knockouts, Jason Bourne, and MORE!

Nov 30, 202136:41
Ricky Gay with the Ricochet!

Ricky Gay with the Ricochet!

The boys are back! And they’re talking WILD about the aftermath of the Dinosaur Boyz, Ded Grooz, gousins, acting a damn fool, jili, getting railed out and more!
This episode is dedicated to Stephen Michael Gripkins
Nov 23, 202132:05
The Dinosaur Boyz Episode 1

The Dinosaur Boyz Episode 1

John Leonard Nardo and Donnie Dia-Angelo are 2 of the infamous Dinosaur Brother's. They talk about fighting crime, their rat daddy and two members of the Foot Clan that were rude as all get out! They decide to confront them.  

Nov 17, 202145:58
Season 2? cumming soon!

Season 2? cumming soon!

What happened to the boys? We may never know but tune in to Season 2 of what was Mr. Cheeks and you may find out! Follow us on all social media @mrcheekspod

Nov 15, 202101:50
Mr Cheeks. Christmas Episode

Mr Cheeks. Christmas Episode

It’s a secret christmas episode found in the archives! Listen to Tom and Jack share old stories of the days of yore!

New season of Mr. Cheeks coming in 2021! Stay tuned!

Dec 22, 202031:32
Season 1 Finale: The Shit List

Season 1 Finale: The Shit List

The Boys are back! They talk about all their friends who have been made into glue, Will Man’s Hunting, the Scrote Boat, Ace Mashura, flair bartending, Bill Cosby, The Shit List, Dog the Bount Hounter and more!


This episode is dedicated to the memory of Squaky Dawkins... and Tom Spankers and Jack Rickamortis????

Nov 18, 202042:57
Mr Cheeks/T.R.U.T.H.Cast Crossover

Mr Cheeks/T.R.U.T.H.Cast Crossover

Oh Shit the boys done got themselves involved in a crossover event with the T.R.U.T.H. Cast. Check out their very funny podcast!


This episode is dedicated to the memory of Thomas Luge and Little Dicky Rickets

Nov 03, 202039:39
No Bell Prize

No Bell Prize

The boys are finally alone and they are living it up! They talk women, mothers, catching up, fighting and much more

This episode is dedicated to Buckskin Waterloo

Oct 28, 202037:21
Soft Bust Pranks

Soft Bust Pranks

The Boys have to check in this week with the HBIC, Captain Shicklehead. They talk soft busts, gha gha gha gha ghosts, step fatherhood, big paintings, and much more!

This episode is dedicated to the memory of Frank Grillo The Human Brillo

Oct 21, 202050:52
What's Eating Gilbert Grapefried?

What's Eating Gilbert Grapefried?

The boys have an old friend stop by and they talk pizza, bagpipes, a new take on 9/11, ex wives, Oscar Pistachio legs, lemon spots, and the Philadelphia Phillies.

This episode is dedicated to the loving memory of Chunky Uncle Fatsoap

Oct 14, 202001:02:46
Blagi I've Come To Bargain

Blagi I've Come To Bargain

Jack is Back! And the boys have a chat with an old friend to see what’s for!

This episode is dedicated to the memory of Trader Joe The Male Hoe.

Follow @mrcheekspod and @ranbarnaclo and @bonesnake3. 

Check out @rysing and his podcasts
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/me-paranormal-you-with-ryan-singer/id811010016 

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/this-is-where-the-magick-happens/id1452430416

Oct 07, 202041:49
Jack Off All Trades

Jack Off All Trades

This week Jack is in the hopsital and Tom tries to carry on with some friends. They talk trash, pole maintenance, sock giving, endentured servatude, and friendship.

This episode is dedicateed to Chinese Alan Rickman. And also Darby J Ditmars.

Sep 30, 202038:34
Whoops

Whoops

The boys are reunited! Hear them talk about lesbianics, Al Pacino Capone, conscioumse, the afterlife, lying, bathroom ettiqute, and much more.

This episode is dedicated to the memory of Zap Kreebler, The Firework Jerk.

Sep 23, 202042:58
It's Time To Make The Waffles, Fellas

It's Time To Make The Waffles, Fellas

Well the boys have finally had their asses split…..up. Hear what they’re up to now, how much they miss eachother and how they’re on the right track.

This episode is dedicated to Hinko Grinko The Commie Pinko

Sep 16, 202046:18
I Need To Start Shitting In Our Showers

I Need To Start Shitting In Our Showers

This week, the boys rate disguises, talk about mailmen, neighbors bouty hunters, roger ebert, birds, kersplunking, and hygeine.

This episode is dedicated to the Cottonmouth Queen.

Sep 09, 202035:12
Pennywise might've been a piece of shit

Pennywise might've been a piece of shit

This week the boys talk about beans, dads, space jail, clowns, new city, riddles, half hot guys, crime, family activities, and great big wins for the U.S. Of A., Baby!

This episode is dedicated to the memory of Mang Mang.

Sep 02, 202054:43
We Sold Ronald Regan Cocaine

We Sold Ronald Regan Cocaine

This week the boys talk about childhood, family, vacatiums, former lovers, Gremlins, credit cards, pranks, hairstyles, they almost break up but get back together, laundry, neighbors, magizines and more!

This episode is dedicated to the memory of Monico Dr. Pepper

Aug 26, 202045:54
Guess I Got a New Stepdad

Guess I Got a New Stepdad

The boys talk music, a crime, those rude agents from last week, brown cocaine, Cameron Cibain, service dogs, pet cemetaryisms, ring door bells, lobster men, jail, and football.

This episode is dedicated to the memory of Andrew Rudick.

Aug 19, 202046:52
Here comes the truth WINK

Here comes the truth WINK

The boys talk christmas, medication, hot tubs, penguins, aliens, horticulture, Boston, neon, snapchat and they’re joined by two special guests officers Schitts (Lee Kimbrell) and McGrerry (Andrew Rudick).


This episode is dedicated to the memory of The Jolly Rancher. 

Aug 12, 202001:08:53
The Babadookie

The Babadookie

They boys talk bugs, flying, diapers, junkyards, cats, refidgerators, blood dust, tennis with friends, space and more.

This episode is dedicated to Jacob Sneeze.

Aug 07, 202039:35
Beebop probably has cancer

Beebop probably has cancer

The boys have moved yet again and this week they  talk footprints on the beach, pretty girls, McDonalds, Nirvana, Billy Joel parodies, footlocker, and parasailing.

This episode is dedicated to the memory of Bill Jack Bobby and also William Hung

Aug 05, 202033:38
Swayze Boy

Swayze Boy

This week the boys have moved on up! They talk Vegas, thrust school, time travel, genie school, funerals, salvation masters and the ins and outs of the furniture business.


Also a revelation was revealed about Little Uncle Shoelace and this episode is NOT dedicated to him.

Jul 29, 202035:15
Blagi Was Here

Blagi Was Here

The boys talk about former lovers, hobo goblin, turkey care, grubhub, going back to school, lamp maintenence, crop circles, baskets, raccoons, library cards. 


This episode is dedicated to Jason Moana.

Jul 22, 202035:46
Big Honkey The Black Man

Big Honkey The Black Man

This week, the guys talk about barbeque, swimming, talking turkey, personal space, religion, Applebees, comas, TikTok, Thanksgiving, Oscar Pistacho and more! 


This episode is dedicated to the loving memory of Big Honkey The Black Man.

Jul 15, 202031:54
Chicken Ethan Hawke

Chicken Ethan Hawke

The boys have been moved again! They goofed! They talk about grilling, airline travel, surgeries, trees that grow through fences, full moons, long pig, bees, the scary ending of Magnolia, and much more!

This episode is dedicated to the memory of Foghat Leghorn.
Jul 08, 202033:19
13 People Got Shanghai'ed

13 People Got Shanghai'ed

One of your hosts starts the episode with apologies to Japanese listeners, the boys were moved, they explain "Mormoes" to each other, threats, pets, and grilled mets, and more of their times at Mr. Cheeks.

This episode is dedicated to the memory of Lampshade Larry.
Jul 04, 202028:31
Nobody Can Train a Bird to Kill Itself

Nobody Can Train a Bird to Kill Itself

Your two hosts talk about their time at Mr. Cheeks All Male Review and Grille. They talk former stage names, old friends, old moves, bosses, birds that got big, telling secrets, locker room talk, puddle drinking, and much more!


This episode is dedicated to the memory of Wrecking Ball James. 

Jul 01, 202030:29