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If I May

If I May

By zarubust

Welcome to If I May, a podcast created to share opinions you may or may not want to listen to. Come view society through the lens of three average guys who are trying to make sense of the world around them. Join us for humorous, above average discussions about anything and everything important going on in this day and age.
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Episode 31: Japanese Drug Lord Drone Battles

If I MayJan 17, 2019

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Episode 52: Remember?

Episode 52: Remember?

Remember when flip phones were cool? Or that summer (or ten) growing up you spent at camp? We do! The boys return from their adventures home and remembered they had a podcast to record. We hope you remember to subscribe, comment, and share the If I May podcast!

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Jul 07, 201901:17:04
Episode 51: Stop it Youtube!

Episode 51: Stop it Youtube!

Ever notice how there seems to be too many idiots posting videos on Youtube these days? That's why we are taking our podcast off Youtube for the foreseeable future. Actually, that's not the reason, but we are still switching away from posting podcast episodes on Youtube. Hopefully this will give us an opportunity to put more video content on the channel. You can still find us on major podcasting apps such as Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Stitcher, and more!


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Jun 06, 201901:14:15
Episode 50: Back to our regularly scheduled content

Episode 50: Back to our regularly scheduled content

Now that Game of Thrones is finished, so is our coverage of it. Which means that we can get back to jam packing more antics (like as top 5 lists) into each episode. And boy were we at it again! This week we cover everything from sliding down mountains on butts to epic light saber battles to  hitting the ball less than two feet on a golf course.  And of course, being Wisconsinites, we had to cover the best way to eat a cheese curd. All that an more in our 50th(!!!) episode of If I May. We hope you enjoy!

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May 30, 201901:12:12
Episode 49: No Shame

Episode 49: No Shame

No shame was given this episode. The boys tell all as we go through some of our (least) finest moments of college. From showing up to class in embarrassing clothing to Nick’s receding hairline, everything is on the table. Speaking of embarrassing, we play a game that ends up being a little embarrassing for one of us…


May 23, 201901:20:22
Episode 48: The Next Big Thing

Episode 48: The Next Big Thing

Now that the hype for Avengers: Endgame and Season 8 of Game of Thrones has wrapped up, we are already on to the next thing. Also, did you know that at one point Dylan was almost went pro in Rainbow 6? Stick around to hear what we’ve already decided were some of the big things from the recent past.
May 16, 201901:29:32
Episode 47: Wouldworking?

Episode 47: Wouldworking?

Take a bow! Or was it go to the bow? Or did we want to grab a bough? This week we discuss homonyms and wood working which would work well if it wasn’t all so confusing. Speaking of confusing, we are also confused at what happened with the Kentucky Derby and GoT.


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May 09, 201901:15:51
Episode 46: Spoiler Alert!

Episode 46: Spoiler Alert!

Caution!!! If you don't want to be spoiled by what happens this episode please stop reading now.............. Still here? We talk about high flying adventure for the ultimate honeymoon experience. Spoiler: you'll probably survive whatever you choose! Spoilers are abound at the end of our episode as we discuss two of the most epic film moments of 2019. If you don't want to be spoiled for the Battle of Winterfell or Avengers: End Game, we suggest leaving early either of the following time stamps:

GoT- 0:38:17

Avengers: 1:08:23


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May 02, 201901:42:19
Episode 45: Left in the Right

Episode 45: Left in the Right

Your left, your left, right, left! We dive into some deeper topics this week such as homelessness and mandatory military service. Speaking of mandatory military service, that would be helpful if we ever did have to face the Night King. Stick around to the end of the episode for some GoT season 8 review!
Apr 25, 201901:16:02
Episode 44: The Review Episode

Episode 44: The Review Episode

This is the episode we review things we have been up to. We would also appreciate if you would send us a review below. Thanks!


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Apr 18, 201901:22:42
Episode 43: EXCLUSIVE content here!

Episode 43: EXCLUSIVE content here!

Welcome to our EXCLUSIVE episode where we discuss EXCLUSIVE things. Did you know Borderlands 3 going to be EXCLUSIVELY on the Epic Games store? Or that the upcoming season of Game of Thrones is EXCLUSIVELY on HBO? Well if you want to hear our takes on all this EXCLUSIVITY than you can EXCLUSIVELY hear it here, on the latest episode of If I May!


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Apr 11, 201901:09:36
Episode 42: April Fools!

Episode 42: April Fools!

Gotcha! It’s not actually April Fools the day you are listening to this. That’s not going to stop us from discussing some of our favorite pranks! Oh and we discuss of the new PT changes. If they’re a prank, it’s certainly not a funny one...


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Apr 04, 201901:21:51
Episode 41: Cheese in the face!

Episode 41: Cheese in the face!

Mar 28, 201957:27
Episode 40: March Madness

Episode 40: March Madness

March has finally hit us and things get wild! The NCAA tournament has Nick stoked, even if Kyle thinks the tournament is wacky. Brent thinks that relying on the "cloud" might be crazy.  And group doesn't understand the madness behind most movie sequels. 


Also covered: Racing pigeons and doping.


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Mar 21, 201901:02:11
Episode 39: If I had a billion dollars...

Episode 39: If I had a billion dollars...

We'd be rich! 

We also welcome Dylan (from Episode 13) to the podcast as our new fourth host. 

Also covered: World problems,  Ford Trucks, and aliens


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Mar 14, 201901:08:22
Episode 38: Wood you?

Episode 38: Wood you?

Like, actual wood. As in wood working. What did you thinking we were talking about? Also, if you listen to the episode you may join us in believing that the phrase, "what's in your wallet" should actually be, "what's your wallet?" It may time that we "band" together and ditch traditional wallets for good!


Also covered: Doggy updates, the concepts of flow and clutch, and revisiting favorite series. Also, there is some link I was supposed to put in the description. Kyle promised that, not me. So if you can't find whatever we were talking about, blame him!


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Mar 07, 201901:09:55
Episode 37: We get schooled...

Episode 37: We get schooled...

By two teachers! The Zarubust crew is joined by two special guests who gives us the inside scoop of what really happens in the teachers' lounge. Actually, we didn't think to ask that, which was our bad. We did, however, get to hear some pretty funny school stories because sometimes, kids say the darndest things!

Also covered: Favorite appliances, large car pileups, and gardening.

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Feb 28, 201901:11:58
Episode 36: Apex Legends vs Fortnite

Episode 36: Apex Legends vs Fortnite

The two hottest games on the market but only one can win! Listen to find out the definitive victor. The answer will shock you!


Also covered: Carnivorious rabbits, the future of football, and the brutal reality of college athletics


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Feb 21, 201901:03:58
Episode 35: Zarubust or Zaruplus?

Episode 35: Zarubust or Zaruplus?

Feb 14, 201901:05:22
Episode 34: Intense Marble Races

Episode 34: Intense Marble Races

Feb 07, 201901:03:28
Episode 33: Just an Ad!

Episode 33: Just an Ad!

Jan 31, 201901:09:26
Episode 32: How a Man Bathes!

Episode 32: How a Man Bathes!

Tip #1: Bath bombs. We’d share the other tips but we were too busy laughing to catch them. Also covered: Game of Thrones, work parties, wolf moons, and a “wet suit“.  

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Jan 24, 201901:02:32
Episode 31: Japanese Drug Lord Drone Battles

Episode 31: Japanese Drug Lord Drone Battles

Jan 17, 201954:22
BONUS EPISODE: The Pilot

BONUS EPISODE: The Pilot

Jan 10, 201937:33
BONUS EPISODE: 2018 in Review

BONUS EPISODE: 2018 in Review

Jan 02, 201950:42
Episode 30: Hitting the Slopes!

Episode 30: Hitting the Slopes!

Now that Kyle has ascended to being a “Colorado skier" the guys reminisce about their favorite skiing stories that they may or may not remember. Come hear about the infamous cheese curd catch, the best place to drink a beer, and a rousing game of ski tag. Also, turns out that Christmas comes early for one special member of the crew!

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Dec 20, 201801:12:34
Episode 29: Triggered!

Episode 29: Triggered!

With the news that "Baby It's Cold Outside" is off the radio, the guys are ready to go to battle for what they believe is an innocent song. Nick has a business idea loaded up that he is itching to pull the trigger on. Brent throws out some ideas, such as the Universal Food theory, that is sure to trigger somebody's imagination. Speaking of food, did you know Kyle thinks he's better at critiquing gnocchi than critics are?

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Dec 13, 201801:08:04
Episode 28: space, Space, SPACE!

Episode 28: space, Space, SPACE!

Fans rejoice as the Packers decided that they needed some space from former coach Mike McCarthy. Kyle shows off his space rocket which he had been holding out on us. Nick seems to have spaced out on events about his past. Join us for the latest (Space) jammed episode of If I May!

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Dec 06, 201801:05:20
Episode 27: The Boys are Back!

Episode 27: The Boys are Back!

After the long holiday break, the gang is finally reunited. Come hear about Nick's early Christmas and how it resulted in Brent gutting a deer. Meanwhile, Kyle saved Thanksgiving. Come catch up with your favorite podcasters who, unlike the Packers, are better then ever!

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Nov 29, 201801:03:29
Episode 26: Streaking Through a Scout Camp

Episode 26: Streaking Through a Scout Camp

This week, as Brent and Nick are in the woods, Kyle has his two brothers Kody and Kollen come on the show to fill in.
They talk about camp stories where they get into all sorts of shenanigans.
News to Kyle and Kollen (and likely their mother as well who listens to this podcast), Kody apparently decided that after someone refused to do his dare, he just said screw it and did it himself.

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Nov 22, 201845:25
Episode 25: Nothing to Hear about the Election Here

Episode 25: Nothing to Hear about the Election Here

Nick is growing up so fast with his motorcycle that he needs to watch NASCAR and be the orca instead of the penguin. What does it even mean? Listen to this week’s podcast to not hear Brent talk about anything election related. Also, do you need to pee after brushing your teeth?

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Nov 08, 201801:08:56
Episode 24: Halloween

Episode 24: Halloween

Twas the night before Halloween,
Time for a Ty Montgomery roast.
The Bucks are playing spooky,
And so is Nick's dog Ghost.

The robots of Boulder are doing their best
And to find out what we talk about,
Please listen to the rest!

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Nov 01, 201801:12:10
Episode 23: What To Do With 10 Teleports?

Episode 23: What To Do With 10 Teleports?

What would you do if you have 10 teleports to use for the rest of your life?
Brent is not the best with a teleprompter, Kyle is now rocking dual monitors, and Nick has a couple stupid human tricks.
The fellas also discuss some great past college halloween times.

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Oct 25, 201801:09:30
Episode 22: New Logo Hype

Episode 22: New Logo Hype

Zarubust has a new logo. While we only briefly mention it this episode, it really has us HYPED! We also discuss the good week of sports and throwing cake. But did we mention that we got a NEW logo?
Oct 18, 201801:11:07
Episode 21: Clear as 1080p

Episode 21: Clear as 1080p

Welcome to Season 2. You may not have thought that If I May could get any better but we are now coming to you live in High Definition! We are now on producing this podcast with video, which you can find on our YouTube channel. Not only can you now see our lovely faces, but in this special episode, you get to meet our pets! Listen as we give away the secrets to Ticket to Ride success and car buying tips All that and more on If I May, season 2.

Stayed tuned because more is in store!

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Oct 11, 201801:04:21
Episode 20: Three Little Pigs Fail

Episode 20: Three Little Pigs Fail

You have never heard the three little pigs story like this before. Benefits of investing vs paying off loans. Also, come learn how to beat box. Pretty ok episode this week, lol. zarubust.com
Oct 04, 201801:15:27
Episode 19: Willem Defoe or Bust!

Episode 19: Willem Defoe or Bust!

It’s Nick’s birthday! We celebrate by discussing everything from the Big Bang to retail stores. But most importantly we discuss our dream guest and have a message we want to share with him:

"Mr. Dafoe, if you are out there please know that you have an open invitation to join us on this podcast!"
Sep 27, 201801:06:29
Episode 18: A First Class Experience

Episode 18: A First Class Experience

A fancy bottle of wine. A first class experience. A sailboat ride. This week, the If I May crew has gotten a taste of high class life and are ready to share their adventures with you. So kick back, grab some champagne, and enjoy an experience in the limousine of the podcast world.

Also, during the recording of this week's episode the Browns won! Coincidence? We think not.
Sep 22, 201801:11:26
Episode 17: Something out of Nothing

Episode 17: Something out of Nothing

You may think that we thought of a great description for this episode. In fact, this is written like it is a great description of an episode. Now, at the end of this, think back to what you know about this episode: nothing. Give this episode a listen to find out what we’ve been up to!
Sep 13, 201801:10:39
Episode 16: (Not So) Sweet Sixteen

Episode 16: (Not So) Sweet Sixteen

For our sixteenth episode, we transport back to when we were sixteen, with a little angst to boot! Come reminisce with us down memory lane, where we chat about some of our adventures through high school. Then keep following us further down the road, where we look at the ancient cultures of our parents and the contributions they made in history.
Sep 06, 201801:17:54
Episode 15: Three Good Seconds

Episode 15: Three Good Seconds

As they say, it only takes 2-3 seconds of courage to make a decision that could change your life forever. So, take a few seconds, take the dive, and give this episode a listen. Who knows how it could change your life for the better?

Episode Correction: The phrase we discuss was originally from We Bought a Zoo, not How I Met Your Mother.
Aug 30, 201801:07:37
Episode 14: Once a Texan

Episode 14: Once a Texan

As a Texas great once sang, "These boots are made for walking." Another Texas great, George W. Bush, followed that up with, "Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called walking." This week are coming to you from Texas (partly) so, based off the transitive property, please pardon our swagger. After all, everything is bigger in Texas (is it?)!
Aug 23, 201858:52
Episode 13: Hooah!

Episode 13: Hooah!

As the saying goes, "when the going gets tough, the tough get creative." With our backs against the wall, we turned out to an old friend from the Army. What resulted was If I May history: our first guests! Come learn about what life is like in the military including an inside perspective on what it is like to go through boot camp.

And also, WHALES!
Aug 16, 201858:54
Episode 12: Feels Like the First Time

Episode 12: Feels Like the First Time

Revisiting an old game. Unlocking your natural instinct as you enter a new surrounding. New technology being unveiled. First experiences make up the fabric of the human condition. We explore the impact of firsts on our life as we look back on our pasts and forward to the future!
Aug 09, 201801:00:09
Episode 11: Surprises

Episode 11: Surprises

Good surprise: Finding a secret room in your house. Bad surprise: Finding out you have a season-ending ACL injury. We also find that the verdict on what kind of surprise aliens and 3d printed guns are is still up in the air (space?). Give this episode a listen, we think you will be pleasantly surprised!
Aug 02, 201855:06
Episode 10: Naked and Not Afraid

Episode 10: Naked and Not Afraid

While trying to live our best lives, we discover that being naked may be one of the keys to doing so. This episode is dedicated to moms. Looking back, we may have wanted to have chose a different episode to do this...
Jul 26, 201801:00:35
Episode 9: Getting out of the Gutter

Episode 9: Getting out of the Gutter

Nick is literally crawling in gutters. Kyle is off to New York where he’s gonna get dirty. And Brent’s hype for Prime Day went completely down the drain...
Jul 19, 201801:00:36
Episode 8: Prime Time

Episode 8: Prime Time

Tim the Tool Man Taylor never bothered with love languages. But Nick the Modern Tool Man has! Though it isn’t clear if Nick is actually building stuff or just buying it on Amazon...
Jul 12, 201801:05:32
Episode 7: AMURICA

Episode 7: AMURICA

Happy 4th of July! Aren’t things just great? Are they? The guys discuss if America is all that it is cracked up to be these days. You know, the whole streets of gold thing and all that. They also discuss what they want to see built in Minecraft. The lesson learned in all of this? People may have too much time on their hands…
Jul 05, 201845:28
Episode 6: Germany???

Episode 6: Germany???

Kyle is back in America and the crew ponders why you need a coaster for your cup. Speaking of cups, Germany is not moving on to the final 16? Are high expectations bad and what would be your last meal on death row?
Jun 29, 201859:54
Episode 5: European Adventure!

Episode 5: European Adventure!

He’s on a boat and… That’s right, we are coming to you from a Mediterranean cruise! Well, just Kyle (the lucky dog!), but nevertheless, zarubust has officially gone international. Come hear about Kyle’s thoughts on Italy and Greece as the guys delve deeply into city planning. Because who knows where a Super Target may be hiding!
Jun 21, 201853:13