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Zero Expectations Podcast

Zero Expectations Podcast

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My sister and I just tell funny stories about our lives
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HOW MISSDEMZ KIDNAPPED ME

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JOSHUA HAD A GIRL IN HIS ROOM
JOSHUA HAD A GIRL IN HIS ROOM
WE GOT JOSHUA FINALLY, Todays podcast is deep... hope you enjoy
39:21
November 25, 2022
NICOLE TOOK A BLOOD OATH
NICOLE TOOK A BLOOD OATH
YES she actually did so ENJOY!
22:32
November 03, 2022
BROKE GIRLS ARE THE WORST
BROKE GIRLS ARE THE WORST
hello I know its been a while but alot has been happening hopefully this podcast helps you understand. On todays episode I talk to my Intern on life and Babes HOPE YOU ENJOY!
34:35
September 26, 2022
CAN YOU SUE THE HR
CAN YOU SUE THE HR
We talk to Prince's HR and its a weird one ..... ENJOY
36:08
August 30, 2022
I WAS CELIBATE FOR 8 YEARS
I WAS CELIBATE FOR 8 YEARS
today we talk to our dad about life and it takes a crazy journey to celibacy. SO ENJOY!
31:12
August 23, 2022
PRINCE LEFT MEDIA FOR MEDICINE
PRINCE LEFT MEDIA FOR MEDICINE
We stole this idea and loved it... follow us so we can shout you out on the next Q&A episode ..... ENJOOOOYYYY!!!!!
22:39
July 27, 2022
WAS THAT BEASTIALITY
WAS THAT BEASTIALITY
from the title alone you know this would be a wild episode ... we laugh alot on this one so get ready!!!!!!
34:05
July 20, 2022
NICOLE IS A CHRONIC ALCHOLIC
NICOLE IS A CHRONIC ALCHOLIC
HI its been ages since we posted sooo enjoy the new episode with the family
24:54
July 14, 2022
HOW MISSDEMZ KIDNAPPED ME
HOW MISSDEMZ KIDNAPPED ME
On todays episode i speak to Missdemz1 and we talk about her stay in lagos... ENJOY
20:37
April 30, 2022
I SUCKED D**K IN UNI
I SUCKED D**K IN UNI
On todays episode prince talks to his university crush and it goes south … hope you ENJOY!
38:44
February 07, 2022
NICOLE'S STRICT UPBRINGING
NICOLE'S STRICT UPBRINGING
This is the first ever episode that Prince wasn't involved I THINK OOO but listen to it first.... SOOOOO ENJOY
34:57
January 31, 2022
MY DAD IS DATING A WHITE WOMAN
MY DAD IS DATING A WHITE WOMAN
hello its been a while from the name you know that this will be a banger.. Prince talks to his dad about Love and life and the funny part is that I am the one currently writing this lol .... so ENJOY
42:14
January 24, 2022
NICOLE IS DATING TWO MEN
NICOLE IS DATING TWO MEN
We are BACK … happy new year guys .. enjoy this podcast from us to you
48:20
January 05, 2022
OUR FAMILY GOT STRANDED
OUR FAMILY GOT STRANDED
yes we did ... ENJOY
09:18
November 10, 2021
JOSHUA GOT A GIRL PREGNANT
JOSHUA GOT A GIRL PREGNANT
We recorded this on Joshuas birthday so you know it's a sick ass episode... ENJIY
22:10
September 23, 2021
WE HAD COVID BECAUSE OF PRINCE
WE HAD COVID BECAUSE OF PRINCE
Yes Prince did it.... THATS ALL THE BIO YOU NEED lol.. Enjoy!!!!
25:52
September 13, 2021
JOSHUA DROPPED OUT OF UNILAG
JOSHUA DROPPED OUT OF UNILAG
we did the first ever IGBO episode... i hope you enjoy it
42:45
August 23, 2021
UCHE KILLED SOMEONE
UCHE KILLED SOMEONE
I met up with Uche Owner of Chuches mind and had a nice conversation about life and youtube 
43:25
August 02, 2021
I SLEPT WITH A GIRL
I SLEPT WITH A GIRL
just listen and laugh
01:04:29
July 15, 2021
NICOLE IS GETTING MARRIED
NICOLE IS GETTING MARRIED
NICOLE IS BACK THATS ALL... ENJOY
51:16
July 08, 2021
I GOT TO UNI AT THE AGE OF 14
I GOT TO UNI AT THE AGE OF 14
Today we talk to a Famous Fashion School student and my lover because [i dont think she will read this] but we talk about everything from fashion to movies and so man more soooooooooo ENJOY 
01:09:20
July 01, 2021
MY DAD WON'T ATTEND NICOLE'S WEDDING
MY DAD WON'T ATTEND NICOLE'S WEDDING
After a long 2 weeks of not uploading we brought our dad back and gave you a new episode based on his past... SO ENJOOOY
30:46
June 21, 2021
WE GOT KICKED OUT OF OUR HOUSE
WE GOT KICKED OUT OF OUR HOUSE
Nicole is back.. so today we went on an errand to buy insecticide and had a wonderful conversation with so many topicS ... so ENJOYYYYYYY 
19:50
May 25, 2021
I GOT A GIRL PREGNANT
I GOT A GIRL PREGNANT
on todays episode we talk about alot of things, from joshua going back to school to prince getting someone pregnant.... ENJOY
27:24
May 19, 2021
I WAS SACRIFICED| SPECIAL EDITION
I WAS SACRIFICED| SPECIAL EDITION
Hi Guys we are back again... over the months i have been recording bits of our lives, its a weird episode but please enjoy it... more episodes to come out!!!
22:45
May 11, 2021
WE GAVE ERICA MONEY
WE GAVE ERICA MONEY
Today we play a Zikoko Game with Nicole and talk about our move to the island. ENJOY!!!
25:43
April 13, 2021
MY DAD FAINTED
MY DAD FAINTED
YES HE DID .... Today we talk about us we got a little bit too personal..... ENJOY!!!!
50:03
April 06, 2021
Nengi tells the truth about Nollywood
Nengi tells the truth about Nollywood
Today we talk to Nengi Aboki about Nollywood and it gets very insightful...  HOPE YOU ENJOY!!!
01:13:39
March 30, 2021
MEET MY GIRLFRIEND
MEET MY GIRLFRIEND
Yup the name says it all lol ENJOY
01:05:27
March 25, 2021
WE MADE 500K IN 2 WEEKS
WE MADE 500K IN 2 WEEKS
WE DID IT!!!!!! Prince finally got the computer so today we talk with D1 on how it happened.... and we are moving out  ENJOY!!!!!!
30:23
March 18, 2021
I USED MY FEMALE FRIEND TO MAKE 20K
I USED MY FEMALE FRIEND TO MAKE 20K
On today's episode i spoke to a very close friend of mine, and we talk about the good old days 
58:06
March 02, 2021
MY SUGAR MUMMY LEFT ME
MY SUGAR MUMMY LEFT ME
on today's episode i talk to a close benefactor. ENJOOOY  
58:39
February 23, 2021
HOW I FAILED 8 COURSES IN UNI
HOW I FAILED 8 COURSES IN UNI
On today's episode we talk a Bitcoin Millionaire and a youtuber [Chuches mind] and we talk about life and how we dealt with failure.
57:16
February 16, 2021
THEY ARE TAKING AWAY MY BABY
THEY ARE TAKING AWAY MY BABY
Today we talk to the famous Youtube reviewer named "Iroko Critic". We talk on alot of things like the future of Nollywood and how people want to take away my baby....... HOPE YOU ENJOY!!!!!!!
01:11:12
February 09, 2021
ARE ALTÉ PEOPLE SEX WORKERS?
ARE ALTÉ PEOPLE SEX WORKERS?
Today we talk to a wonderful individual owner of African Foto on instagram and an all round interesting person lol... she helps us with the podcast so I'm hyping her with this description so she won't kill me..... we talk about a bunch of things soooo ENJOOOY
53:26
February 03, 2021
HAUWA AND I GIVE RELATIONSHIP ADVICE
HAUWA AND I GIVE RELATIONSHIP ADVICE
Today we talk to the FAMOUS HAUWA!!!!!!!!!!!! and we give relationship advice, she gives sex advice, and this podcast is just a rollercoaster..... ENJOOOOY!!!!!
01:04:29
January 26, 2021
I STARVED MYSELF BECAUSE OF CHLOE TING
I STARVED MYSELF BECAUSE OF CHLOE TING
today's Episode is definitely different, so i starved myself and worked out for 7 day. HOPE YOU ENJOY!!!!!!! 
26:33
January 19, 2021
NICOLE HAS A BIRKIN BAG
NICOLE HAS A BIRKIN BAG
HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS!!!!! Nicole came back and we did a New Year Special..... O SHE HAS A BIRKIN BAG NOW. Enjoy
27:50
January 12, 2021
NICOLE CHEATED ON A MAN
NICOLE CHEATED ON A MAN
YES SHE CHEATED and we spoke on Who invented EGUSI ENJOOOOY
30:05
December 21, 2020
NICOLE WONT SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH US
NICOLE WONT SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH US
Nicole is finally back again for a short period, so she talks about what she has been up to. HOPE YOU ENJOY!!!
25:42
December 14, 2020
TELLING MY DAD ABOUT HOW I GOT HIGH
TELLING MY DAD ABOUT HOW I GOT HIGH
Today we talk about alot form how my dad made a teacher flog me continuously, to how i got scared of some bad boys..... ENJOY!!!!!!!
45:42
November 26, 2020
ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS MONEY
ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS MONEY
A well needed lengthy conversation with my Dad.
41:07
November 16, 2020
CAN PRINCE CRASH THE TITANIC?
CAN PRINCE CRASH THE TITANIC?
Today we have a chilled fun episode and yea can prince crash the titanic  ENJOY!!!
24:22
November 02, 2020
WHICH OTEDOLA CAR ARE YOU?
WHICH OTEDOLA CAR ARE YOU?
today we play a ZIKOKO game and it gets INTERESTING  ENJOOOOY!!!
27:16
October 26, 2020
PRINCE NEEDS YOU TO EAT 7 EGGS IN A DAY
PRINCE NEEDS YOU TO EAT 7 EGGS IN A DAY
We have been away for soooo long, we are sorrry!!!!! But on todays episode we talk on nutrition and alot of things  sooooo enjoy guys!
20:49
October 19, 2020
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICOLE!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICOLE!!!
On todays episode we talk to Nicole and ask her some hard hitting questions about her life.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICOLE AND DO NOT MISS THIS ONE 
40:14
June 18, 2020
NICOLE FEELS LEFT OUT
NICOLE FEELS LEFT OUT
Hiiiiii so we are back and here to stay.  On todays episode we talk on alot of things... DO NOT MISSSSSSSSS THIS ONE
27:57
June 07, 2020
WE HAD TO FIGHT INSECTS
WE HAD TO FIGHT INSECTS
My brother and I had to fight insects and it turned into one of the funniest episodes.
18:25
May 11, 2020
PRINCE LOST TWO GIRLS TO ONE GUY
PRINCE LOST TWO GIRLS TO ONE GUY
Today's podcast is a funny one we talk alot about life and relationships... LISTEN TO IT
37:53
April 30, 2020
We Lost Money Playing This Game: QUARANTINE EDITION
We Lost Money Playing This Game: QUARANTINE EDITION
Hello today we just played a game.
34:26
April 08, 2020
PRINCE BEGS FOR MONEY ON THE INTERNET
PRINCE BEGS FOR MONEY ON THE INTERNET
Hello guys  On this episode we talk on Prince opening a Patreon account, Joshua learning how to cook and Nicole feeling too attached to Kim Kardashian  DO NOT MISS IT
34:16
April 03, 2020
WE FINALLY FOUGHT
WE FINALLY FOUGHT
Hi  Today we talk about a little argument that went too far, Surviving Corona virus and a cheese balls issue. DO NOT MISS THIS EPISODE
46:47
March 30, 2020
NICOLE IS BACK!!!
NICOLE IS BACK!!!
YES THATS ALL NICOLE IS FINALLY BACK AFTER A LONG TIME 
35:42
March 16, 2020
MY DAD THINKS I'M GAY
MY DAD THINKS I'M GAY
Today i confront my dad on what he told me over the weekend, you hear a war story and my brothers friend is still in the BOX 
24:58
February 10, 2020
Why Nicole Ran Away With A Man
Why Nicole Ran Away With A Man
This is an emotional episode, Nicole left us and now my Younger Brother joshua is now the new host. He talks about his love life and what he will do in the university.. WATCH IT!!!!!
28:11
February 03, 2020
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL: Meet Our Family
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL: Meet Our Family
Meet our Dad and Younger brother... Enjoy!
32:07
December 25, 2019
WORST PERIOD OF OUR LIVES!!!
WORST PERIOD OF OUR LIVES!!!
Nicole talks about finding a Lump in her breast and prince gets angry with Stefflon Don. DO NOT MISS THIS ONE 
23:25
November 28, 2019
WE FOUGHT ON A BUS!!!
WE FOUGHT ON A BUS!!!
On today's Podcast we talk about alot of things lol  so listen to it.
22:54
November 13, 2019
Nicole Sells Her Body!!!
Nicole Sells Her Body!!!
Nicole shares a deep story she has told no one ever 
26:37
October 31, 2019
We Saw an ACCIDENT!!!
We Saw an ACCIDENT!!!
Nicole Fought me today, Nicole is the evil one in this podcast, HELP ME PLEASE lol 
22:24
October 17, 2019
We Almost DIED!!!
We Almost DIED!!!
Yes we survived a Dangerous Encounter....
27:35
October 10, 2019
Nicole Was Caught Begging on the INTERNET
Nicole Was Caught Begging on the INTERNET
We talk about so much in this episode. 
24:46
September 30, 2019
Prince Fought Someone
Prince Fought Someone
WE TALK ABOUT NIGERIANS
20:11
September 25, 2019
Everyone Hated Nicole In School
Everyone Hated Nicole In School
On Today's episode we talk on alot as Nicole shares her secondary school Experience  
18:41
September 16, 2019
Prince CATFISHED Someone On FACEBOOK
Prince CATFISHED Someone On FACEBOOK
Yes Prince actually did that
17:41
September 09, 2019
Nicole Can't Spell QUEUE
Nicole Can't Spell QUEUE
Hi we are back again i guesssssssss
27:17
September 02, 2019
A Verified Celebrity liked our post || Prince Educates us on the Continents
A Verified Celebrity liked our post || Prince Educates us on the Continents
Our brother helped us out this time 
20:34
May 27, 2019
Nicole Got a Tattoo Ep 7
Nicole Got a Tattoo Ep 7
Nicole Got a tattoo i didnt like it, we talk about alot of things that was trending at a point  you know our opinion matters lol
32:58
May 20, 2019
Regina Daniels is getting married|| Tonto Dikeh will DISS anyone &Endgame was BAD EP 6
Regina Daniels is getting married|| Tonto Dikeh will DISS anyone &Endgame was BAD EP 6
We talk about everything on the title lol 
21:01
May 06, 2019
We are Back Ep 5
We are Back Ep 5
We are back guys dont get angry with us thank you
22:14
April 08, 2019
Nicole is a Lesbian and a Thief & Nigerian Election Mayhem Ep 4
Nicole is a Lesbian and a Thief & Nigerian Election Mayhem Ep 4
we find out that Nicole is a Lesbian and a Thief & Nigerian Election Mayhem
16:23
March 06, 2019
Big Brother Naija Mayhem & The Onion Theory Ep 3
Big Brother Naija Mayhem & The Onion Theory Ep 3
We just talk on current issues in nigeria 
10:49
March 06, 2019
Prince Is Dating Ben Ep 2
Prince Is Dating Ben Ep 2
we talk on how i started dating a man 
12:44
March 06, 2019
She stopped talking to me Ep 1
She stopped talking to me Ep 1
just listen 
11:35
March 06, 2019
Introduction To Us
Introduction To Us
we just want fame (lol) this is us welcome to the most underrated podcast ever 
03:44
March 06, 2019