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Zero Expectations Podcast

Zero Expectations Podcast

By Zero Expectations Podcast

My sister and I just tell funny stories about our lives
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HOW MISSDEMZ KIDNAPPED ME

Zero Expectations PodcastApr 30, 2022

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PRINCE HAD A THREESOME

PRINCE HAD A THREESOME

On todays episode we speak to Fadekemi and one guy like this LOL.. ENJOY

Mar 22, 202435:43
TECH SIS LOVES ERICA

TECH SIS LOVES ERICA

today i talk to an old time friend named ODY ... the episode goes everywhere hope you enjoooyy

Mar 02, 202432:04
PRINCE IS A FINISHED MAN

PRINCE IS A FINISHED MAN

SOOO Prince went on a date.... honestly Prince is the one writing this lol no haha so just listen and enjoy ... thank you
Feb 21, 202425:35
WE SOLD HER TO A SEX RING

WE SOLD HER TO A SEX RING

The name says it all so... Enjoy
Feb 14, 202432:58
NICOLE NOW TAKES COCAINE

NICOLE NOW TAKES COCAINE

Today i get to know Nicole better by asking questions... enjooyyy

Feb 10, 202423:17
THIS BROKE OUR FAMILY

THIS BROKE OUR FAMILY

All i can say is we are a family.. enjoy

Jan 30, 202447:16
NICOLE MIGHT BE PREGNANT AGAIN

NICOLE MIGHT BE PREGNANT AGAIN

WE ARE BACK ... I THINK .. HONESTLY JUST ENJOYYYYYYYYY

Jan 23, 202425:16
MEET MY GIRLFRIEND

MEET MY GIRLFRIEND

Today i talk to a girl named destiny ..... ENJOOOOY because she is CRAZY

Apr 21, 202340:22
THEY SERVED US BREAKFAST

THEY SERVED US BREAKFAST

YUP WE FINALLY SPOKE ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIPS (shout out to zainab she paid for this lol)

Mar 06, 202346:48
PRINCE CANT SPELL

PRINCE CANT SPELL

Omo dont laugh at me thats all the description you need to know... ENJOY

Feb 01, 202332:20
JOSHUA HAD A GIRL IN HIS ROOM

JOSHUA HAD A GIRL IN HIS ROOM

WE GOT JOSHUA FINALLY, Todays podcast is deep... hope you enjoy

Nov 25, 202239:21
NICOLE TOOK A BLOOD OATH

NICOLE TOOK A BLOOD OATH

YES she actually did so ENJOY!

Nov 03, 202222:32
BROKE GIRLS ARE THE WORST

BROKE GIRLS ARE THE WORST

hello I know its been a while but alot has been happening hopefully this podcast helps you understand. On todays episode I talk to my Intern on life and Babes HOPE YOU ENJOY!

Sep 26, 202234:35
CAN YOU SUE THE HR

CAN YOU SUE THE HR

We talk to Prince's HR and its a weird one ..... ENJOY

Aug 30, 202236:08
I WAS CELIBATE FOR 8 YEARS

I WAS CELIBATE FOR 8 YEARS

today we talk to our dad about life and it takes a crazy journey to celibacy. SO ENJOY!

Aug 23, 202231:12
PRINCE LEFT MEDIA FOR MEDICINE

PRINCE LEFT MEDIA FOR MEDICINE

We stole this idea and loved it... follow us so we can shout you out on the next Q&A episode ..... ENJOOOOYYYY!!!!!

Jul 27, 202222:39
WAS THAT BEASTIALITY

WAS THAT BEASTIALITY

from the title alone you know this would be a wild episode ... we laugh alot on this one so get ready!!!!!!

Jul 20, 202234:05
NICOLE IS A CHRONIC ALCHOLIC

NICOLE IS A CHRONIC ALCHOLIC

HI its been ages since we posted sooo enjoy the new episode with the family

Jul 14, 202224:54
HOW MISSDEMZ KIDNAPPED ME

HOW MISSDEMZ KIDNAPPED ME

On todays episode i speak to Missdemz1 and we talk about her stay in lagos... ENJOY

Apr 30, 202220:37
I SUCKED D**K IN UNI

I SUCKED D**K IN UNI

On todays episode prince talks to his university crush and it goes south … hope you ENJOY!
Feb 07, 202238:44
NICOLE'S STRICT UPBRINGING

NICOLE'S STRICT UPBRINGING

This is the first ever episode that Prince wasn't involved I THINK OOO but listen to it first.... SOOOOO ENJOY

Jan 31, 202234:57
MY DAD IS DATING A WHITE WOMAN

MY DAD IS DATING A WHITE WOMAN

hello its been a while from the name you know that this will be a banger.. Prince talks to his dad about Love and life and the funny part is that I am the one currently writing this lol .... so ENJOY

Jan 24, 202242:14
NICOLE IS DATING TWO MEN

NICOLE IS DATING TWO MEN

We are BACK … happy new year guys .. enjoy this podcast from us to you
Jan 05, 202248:20
OUR FAMILY GOT STRANDED

OUR FAMILY GOT STRANDED

yes we did ... ENJOY
Nov 10, 202109:18
JOSHUA GOT A GIRL PREGNANT

JOSHUA GOT A GIRL PREGNANT

We recorded this on Joshuas birthday so you know it's a sick ass episode... ENJIY
Sep 23, 202122:10
WE HAD COVID BECAUSE OF PRINCE

WE HAD COVID BECAUSE OF PRINCE

Yes Prince did it.... THATS ALL THE BIO YOU NEED lol.. Enjoy!!!!

Sep 13, 202125:52
JOSHUA DROPPED OUT OF UNILAG

JOSHUA DROPPED OUT OF UNILAG

we did the first ever IGBO episode... i hope you enjoy it

Aug 23, 202142:45
UCHE KILLED SOMEONE

UCHE KILLED SOMEONE

I met up with Uche Owner of Chuches mind and had a nice conversation about life and youtube 

Aug 02, 202143:25
I SLEPT WITH A GIRL

I SLEPT WITH A GIRL

just listen and laugh

Jul 15, 202101:04:29
NICOLE IS GETTING MARRIED

NICOLE IS GETTING MARRIED

NICOLE IS BACK THATS ALL... ENJOY

Jul 08, 202151:16
I GOT TO UNI AT THE AGE OF 14

I GOT TO UNI AT THE AGE OF 14

Today we talk to a Famous Fashion School student and my lover because [i dont think she will read this] but we talk about everything from fashion to movies and so man more soooooooooo ENJOY 

Jul 01, 202101:09:20
MY DAD WON'T ATTEND NICOLE'S WEDDING

MY DAD WON'T ATTEND NICOLE'S WEDDING

After a long 2 weeks of not uploading we brought our dad back and gave you a new episode based on his past... SO ENJOOOY

Jun 21, 202130:46
WE GOT KICKED OUT OF OUR HOUSE

WE GOT KICKED OUT OF OUR HOUSE

Nicole is back.. so today we went on an errand to buy insecticide and had a wonderful conversation with so many topicS ... so ENJOYYYYYYY 

May 25, 202119:50
I GOT A GIRL PREGNANT

I GOT A GIRL PREGNANT

on todays episode we talk about alot of things, from joshua going back to school to prince getting someone pregnant.... ENJOY

May 19, 202127:24
I WAS SACRIFICED| SPECIAL EDITION

I WAS SACRIFICED| SPECIAL EDITION

Hi Guys we are back again... over the months i have been recording bits of our lives, its a weird episode but please enjoy it... more episodes to come out!!!

May 11, 202122:45
WE GAVE ERICA MONEY

WE GAVE ERICA MONEY

Today we play a Zikoko Game with Nicole and talk about our move to the island.

ENJOY!!!

Apr 13, 202125:43
MY DAD FAINTED

MY DAD FAINTED

YES HE DID .... Today we talk about us we got a little bit too personal.....

ENJOY!!!!

Apr 06, 202150:03
Nengi tells the truth about Nollywood

Nengi tells the truth about Nollywood

Today we talk to Nengi Aboki about Nollywood and it gets very insightful... 


HOPE YOU ENJOY!!!

Mar 30, 202101:13:39
MEET MY GIRLFRIEND

MEET MY GIRLFRIEND

Yup the name says it all lol


ENJOY

Mar 25, 202101:05:27
WE MADE 500K IN 2 WEEKS

WE MADE 500K IN 2 WEEKS

WE DID IT!!!!!!
Prince finally got the computer so today we talk with D1 on how it happened.... and we are moving out
ENJOY!!!!!!
Mar 18, 202130:23
I USED MY FEMALE FRIEND TO MAKE 20K

I USED MY FEMALE FRIEND TO MAKE 20K

On today's episode i spoke to a very close friend of mine, and we talk about the good old days
Mar 02, 202158:06
MY SUGAR MUMMY LEFT ME

MY SUGAR MUMMY LEFT ME

on today's episode i talk to a close benefactor. ENJOOOY  

Feb 23, 202158:39
HOW I FAILED 8 COURSES IN UNI

HOW I FAILED 8 COURSES IN UNI

On today's episode we talk a Bitcoin Millionaire and a youtuber [Chuches mind] and we talk about life and how we dealt with failure.

Feb 16, 202157:16
THEY ARE TAKING AWAY MY BABY

THEY ARE TAKING AWAY MY BABY

Today we talk to the famous Youtube reviewer named "Iroko Critic". We talk on alot of things like the future of Nollywood and how people want to take away my baby.......


HOPE YOU ENJOY!!!!!!!
Feb 09, 202101:11:12
ARE ALTÉ PEOPLE SEX WORKERS?

ARE ALTÉ PEOPLE SEX WORKERS?

Today we talk to a wonderful individual owner of African Foto on instagram and an all round interesting person lol... she helps us with the podcast so I'm hyping her with this description so she won't kill me..... we talk about a bunch of things soooo ENJOOOY

Feb 03, 202153:26
HAUWA AND I GIVE RELATIONSHIP ADVICE

HAUWA AND I GIVE RELATIONSHIP ADVICE

Today we talk to the FAMOUS HAUWA!!!!!!!!!!!! and we give relationship advice, she gives sex advice, and this podcast is just a rollercoaster..... ENJOOOOY!!!!!

Jan 26, 202101:04:29
I STARVED MYSELF BECAUSE OF CHLOE TING

I STARVED MYSELF BECAUSE OF CHLOE TING

today's Episode is definitely different, so i starved myself and worked out for 7 day.


HOPE YOU ENJOY!!!!!!! 

Jan 19, 202126:33
NICOLE HAS A BIRKIN BAG

NICOLE HAS A BIRKIN BAG

HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS!!!!! Nicole came back and we did a New Year Special..... O SHE HAS A BIRKIN BAG NOW.

Enjoy

Jan 12, 202127:50
NICOLE CHEATED ON A MAN

NICOLE CHEATED ON A MAN

YES SHE CHEATED and we spoke on Who invented EGUSI

ENJOOOOY

Dec 21, 202030:05
NICOLE WONT SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH US

NICOLE WONT SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH US

Nicole is finally back again for a short period, so she talks about what she has been up to.

HOPE YOU ENJOY!!!

Dec 14, 202025:42