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Zombie Permaculture

Zombie Permaculture

By Zombie Permaculture

How Thick Will Your Mulch Be When The Hordes Descend? The zombie apocalypse is very real, and I've found what lies at the very bottom of the rabbit hole. It's not pretty, but unless we unite against our hidden common enemy we are wasting our time. Get my book at zombiepermaculture.com

This is a podcast about running for the hills, even though the hills may have eyes, to transform 5 acres of Texas desert into a permaculture oasis.

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S4E5 - Observations & Updates

Zombie PermacultureMar 07, 2024

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01:14:38
S4E5 - Observations & Updates

S4E5 - Observations & Updates

From Superbowl decode to Spring in the desert, this episode is an amalgam of observations, prayers, and updates from my 5 acres homestead.
Mar 07, 202401:14:38
S4E4 - Developments

S4E4 - Developments

An prospective buyer, a stucco tour, and harbingers of Spring.
Feb 12, 202401:22:46
S4E3 - Studio Build + Greenhouse Relocation
Feb 05, 202401:17:29
S4E2 - Winter Adventures

S4E2 - Winter Adventures

From freezes to floods, I navigate winter adventures in the West Texas desert.
Jan 27, 202401:34:29
S3E27 - BREAKING: Another Scientist Makes Horrific Microscopic Videos Of Blood

S3E27 - BREAKING: Another Scientist Makes Horrific Microscopic Videos Of Blood

Canadian blood analyst doesn't understand what she's seeing under her microscope, but I do, and it's utterly terrifying.
Dec 22, 202313:18
S4E1 - Happy Solstice
Dec 22, 202332:17
S3E26 - Blood
Dec 17, 202326:23
S3E25 - Condensation, Dream Work, & Demonic Sabotage
Dec 12, 202358:21
S3E24 - Lifting Off

S3E24 - Lifting Off

In this episode I share developments as my property starts to lift off the ground so to speak. Little green plants are coming in everywhere finally after 2 years of work, I planted a ton of trees this Fall, my b&bs are finally more or less finished, and my cloud buster experiment may have worked. Buy my book zombiepermaculture.com
Nov 21, 202301:26:23
S3E23 - Redundancies
Nov 11, 202354:48
S3E22 - Clairaudient Warning
Oct 30, 202301:09:21
S3E21 - Studio Build + Rothschild Synchronicity
Oct 23, 202301:07:24
S3E20 - Clairaudience, Soil Tilth, The Apocalypse, & Covert Narcissistic Sabotage
Oct 15, 202355:37
S3E19 - How to Use Our Power
Oct 01, 202352:54
S3E18 - Farm Hand & Rattlesnake Song
Sep 19, 202346:32
S3E17 - DIY Everything, Wild Burros, & Hope
Sep 06, 202301:30:04
S3E16 - Land Dreams
Aug 23, 202301:04:17
S3E15 - BREAKING: Devolution Confirmed!

S3E15 - BREAKING: Devolution Confirmed!

BREAKING psychic intelligence confirms Devolution is real! This ought to blow your mind as it has mine. #behindthescenes

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Aug 15, 202321:49
S3E14 - Not Quitting
Aug 13, 202301:04:02
S3E13 - Outdoor Shower, Psychic Intel Proof
Aug 05, 202301:06:48
S3E12 - Cobdobie Doggie

S3E12 - Cobdobie Doggie

Building an anchor wall for the hoop trellis & adopting a 2nd dog.. Buy my book zombiepermaculture.com Subscribe to my YouTube: Zombie Permaculture
Jul 29, 202349:60
S3E11 - New Psychic Intel!
Jul 22, 202301:15:58
S3E10 - Inverted Garden Beds, Heeding Flags, & Semi-High Strangeness

S3E10 - Inverted Garden Beds, Heeding Flags, & Semi-High Strangeness

It all really comes back down to dirt. What's going on underground, who's got the situation covered and with what, and when to act on the things your ground of being is telling you.
Jul 18, 202301:40:06
S3E9 - What If We Win?
Jul 14, 202301:22:15
S3E8 - Building with Jeans & Escaping Toxicity

S3E8 - Building with Jeans & Escaping Toxicity

This episode is long, but I needed to wait to tell it until I knew what was going to happen. Today marked the turning point.
Jun 30, 202302:11:01
S3E7 - Rainmaking in a Heatwave

S3E7 - Rainmaking in a Heatwave

In this episode I survive a heatwave & setup the rain machine I reverse-engineered. Zombie Permaculture is a podcast about running for the hills, even though the hills may have eyes, to turn 5 far west Texas desert acres into a permaculture oasis. Watch a recording of my recent Food Forest Mastery workshop on demand at cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/products/ffm-on-demand-workshop The waitlist is now open for the full Food Forest Mastery course cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/142bc8abd5 Face and fix what's at the bottom of the proverbial rabbit hole - GET MY BOOK at http://zombiepermaculture.com Watch videos of this project youtube.com/@ZombiePermaculture SUBSCRIBE anchor.fm/zombie-permaculture/subscribe and get ad-free, special-content episodes. ‌ *** Running for the hills, even though the hills may have eyes, to turn 5 far west Texas acres into a permaculture oasis. Watch a recording of the Food Forest Mastery workshop on demand HERE [https://cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/products/ffm-on-demand-workshop](https://cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/products/ffm-on-demand-workshop "‌"). The waitlist is now open for the full course HERE [https://cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/142bc8abd5](https://cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/142bc8abd5 "‌") Face and fix what's at the bottom of the proverbial rabbit hole - GET THE BOOK [http://zombiepermaculture.com/](http://zombiepermaculture.com/ "‌") Watch videos of this project [https://youtube.com/@ZombiePermaculture](https://youtube.com/@ZombiePermaculture "‌") SUBSCRIBE [https://anchor.fm/zombie-permaculture/subscribe](https://anchor.fm/zombie-permaculture/subscribe "‌") to get ad-free, special-content episodes. ‌
Jun 22, 202344:43
S3E6 - Power & Providence
Jun 17, 202343:33
S3E5 - Gutters, Floods, & Heat Waves

S3E5 - Gutters, Floods, & Heat Waves

In this episode I miss out on the largest rain event so far, attract a chorus of amphibians, get a new job and a third BnB unit, and keep plants alive in a heat wave while deathly ill.

Zombie Permaculture is a podcast about running for the hills, even though the hills may have eyes, to turn 5 far west Texas desert acres into a permaculture oasis.

Watch a recording of my recent Food Forest Mastery workshop on demand at
cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/products/ffm-on-demand-workshop

The waitlist is now open for the full Food Forest Mastery course cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/142bc8abd5

Face and fix what's at the bottom of the proverbial rabbit hole - GET MY BOOK at zombiepermaculture.com

Watch videos of this project youtube.com/@ZombiePermaculture

SUBSCRIBE anchor.fm/zombie-permaculture/subscribe
and get ad-free, special-content episodes. ‌

***

Running for the hills, even though the hills may have eyes, to turn 5 far west Texas acres into a permaculture oasis.

Watch a recording of the Food Forest Mastery workshop on demand HERE [https://cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/products/ffm-on-demand-workshop](https://cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/products/ffm-on-demand-workshop "‌").

The waitlist is now open for the full course HERE [https://cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/142bc8abd5](https://cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/142bc8abd5 "‌")

Face and fix what's at the bottom of the proverbial rabbit hole - GET THE BOOK [http://zombiepermaculture.com/](http://zombiepermaculture.com/ "‌")
Watch videos of this project [https://youtube.com/@ZombiePermaculture](https://youtube.com/@ZombiePermaculture "‌")

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Jun 15, 202301:22:32
S3E4 - Monsoons & Junk

S3E4 - Monsoons & Junk

In this episode I get cool junk, including several manifested items, discuss the success of the lateral swales I pulled off my gully in first storm of the monsoon, and as usual talk about growing plants in the desert.

Zombie Permaculture is a podcast about running for the hills, even though the hills may have eyes, to turn 5 far west Texas desert acres into a permaculture oasis.

Watch a recording of my recent Food Forest Mastery workshop on demand at
cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/products/ffm-on-demand-workshop

The waitlist is now open for the full Food Forest Mastery course cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/142bc8abd5

Face and fix what's at the bottom of the proverbial rabbit hole - GET MY BOOK at zombiepermaculture.com

Watch videos of this project youtube.com/@ZombiePermaculture

SUBSCRIBE anchor.fm/zombie-permaculture/subscribe
and get ad-free, special-content episodes. ‌

***

Running for the hills, even though the hills may have eyes, to turn 5 far west Texas acres into a permaculture oasis.

Watch a recording of the Food Forest Mastery workshop on demand HERE [https://cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/products/ffm-on-demand-workshop](https://cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/products/ffm-on-demand-workshop "‌").

The waitlist is now open for the full course HERE [https://cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/142bc8abd5](https://cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/142bc8abd5 "‌")

Face and fix what's at the bottom of the proverbial rabbit hole - GET THE BOOK [http://zombiepermaculture.com/](http://zombiepermaculture.com/ "‌")
Watch videos of this project [https://youtube.com/@ZombiePermaculture](https://youtube.com/@ZombiePermaculture "‌")

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May 19, 202344:21
S3E3 - BREAKING! Invalid Oaths of Office & My 1st Rattlesnake

S3E3 - BREAKING! Invalid Oaths of Office & My 1st Rattlesnake

In this episode I share breaking news: as of 8 days ago, an attorney has been asked to file a Writ of Quo Warranto against the likes of Lloyd Austin and the District Attorney for the United States. Their legally-required and binding Oaths of Office have been FOIA'd and are invalid! youtu.be/7bNyxZcpucQ

Zombie Permaculture is a podcast about running for the hills, even though the hills may have eyes, to turn 5 far west Texas desert acres into a permaculture oasis.

Watch a recording of my recent Food Forest Mastery workshop on demand at cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/products/ffm-on-demand-workshop

The waitlist is now open for the full Food Forest Mastery course cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/142bc8abd5

Face and fix what's at the bottom of the proverbial rabbit hole - GET MY BOOK at zombiepermaculture.com

Watch videos of this project youtube.com/@ZombiePermaculture

SUBSCRIBE anchor.fm/zombie-permaculture/subscribe
and get ad-free, special-content episodes. ‌

***

Running for the hills, even though the hills may have eyes, to turn 5 far west Texas acres into a permaculture oasis.

Watch a recording of the Food Forest Mastery workshop on demand HERE [https://cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/products/ffm-on-demand-workshop](https://cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/products/ffm-on-demand-workshop "‌").

The waitlist is now open for the full course HERE [https://cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/142bc8abd5](https://cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/142bc8abd5 "‌")

Face and fix what's at the bottom of the proverbial rabbit hole - GET THE BOOK [http://zombiepermaculture.com/](http://zombiepermaculture.com/ "‌")
Watch videos of this project [https://youtube.com/@ZombiePermaculture](https://youtube.com/@ZombiePermaculture "‌")

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Apr 24, 202331:39
S3E2 - Surviving Decapitation, Getting a New Car, & Gathering Plant Material

S3E2 - Surviving Decapitation, Getting a New Car, & Gathering Plant Material

In this episode I discuss surviving decapitation, getting a new vehicle - one with A/C! - procuring new plant material for Fall, and more.

Zombie Permaculture is a podcast about running for the hills, even though the hills may have eyes, to turn 5 far west Texas desert acres into a permaculture oasis.

Watch a recording of my recent Food Forest Mastery workshop on demand at
cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/products/ffm-on-demand-workshop

The waitlist is now open for the full Food Forest Mastery course cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/142bc8abd5

Face and fix what's at the bottom of the proverbial rabbit hole - GET MY BOOK at zombiepermaculture.com

Watch videos of this project youtube.com/@ZombiePermaculture

SUBSCRIBE anchor.fm/zombie-permaculture/subscribe
and get ad-free, special-content episodes. ‌

***

Running for the hills, even though the hills may have eyes, to turn 5 far west Texas acres into a permaculture oasis.

Watch a recording of the Food Forest Mastery workshop on demand HERE [https://cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/products/ffm-on-demand-workshop](https://cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/products/ffm-on-demand-workshop "‌").

The waitlist is now open for the full course HERE [https://cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/142bc8abd5](https://cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/142bc8abd5 "‌")

Face and fix what's at the bottom of the proverbial rabbit hole - GET THE BOOK [http://zombiepermaculture.com/](http://zombiepermaculture.com/ "‌")
Watch videos of this project [https://youtube.com/@ZombiePermaculture](https://youtube.com/@ZombiePermaculture "‌")

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Apr 03, 202331:44
S3E1: Propagation, Seed Bombs, & Surprise Survivors

S3E1: Propagation, Seed Bombs, & Surprise Survivors

In this first episode of the new season, I talk about trees that seemed dead but surprised me with new leaves, moving forward with seed bombs and propagation, perennial vegetables, and making it all happen.

Zombie Permaculture is a podcast about running for the hills, even though the hills may have eyes, to turn 5 far west Texas desert acres into a permaculture oasis.

Watch a recording of my recent Food Forest Mastery workshop on demand at
cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/products/ffm-on-demand-workshop

The waitlist is now open for the full Food Forest Mastery course cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/142bc8abd5

Face and fix what's at the bottom of the proverbial rabbit hole - GET MY BOOK at zombiepermaculture.com

Watch videos of this project youtube.com/@ZombiePermaculture

SUBSCRIBE anchor.fm/zombie-permaculture/subscribe
and get ad-free, special-content episodes. ‌

***

Running for the hills, even though the hills may have eyes, to turn 5 far west Texas acres into a permaculture oasis.

Watch a recording of the Food Forest Mastery workshop on demand HERE [https://cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/products/ffm-on-demand-workshop](https://cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/products/ffm-on-demand-workshop "‌").

The waitlist is now open for the full course HERE [https://cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/142bc8abd5](https://cheerful-designer-7314.ck.page/142bc8abd5 "‌")

Face and fix what's at the bottom of the proverbial rabbit hole - GET THE BOOK [http://zombiepermaculture.com/](http://zombiepermaculture.com/ "‌")
Watch videos of this project [https://youtube.com/@ZombiePermaculture](https://youtube.com/@ZombiePermaculture "‌")

SUBSCRIBE [https://anchor.fm/zombie-permaculture/subscribe](https://anchor.fm/zombie-permaculture/subscribe "‌") to get ad-free, special-content episodes.
Mar 23, 202335:47
S2E47 - Psychic Dream & 70mph Winds
Mar 03, 202321:02
S2E46 - Adobe, Trees, & Doggo Antics
Feb 13, 202326:40
S2E45 - Ice Storms, Badass Willows, & Gallery Hopping
Feb 01, 202357:09
S2E44 - Quantum Physics, Boondocking, & Having Your Shit Together
Jan 18, 202301:24:03
S2E43 - Freeze Recovery

S2E43 - Freeze Recovery

In this episode I give an account of what the 7° freeze did to the trees and plants on my land as well as those inside my RV when all hell broke loose in my systems. I talk about tree recovery and getting the power, warer, and heat back on, and bring up a potential building project I may be able to begin, with skilled help.
Dec 29, 202224:20
S2E42 - Freeze Coming
Dec 22, 202216:43
S2E41 - Cowboys & Contours

S2E41 - Cowboys & Contours

In this episode I share some awesome earthwork developments, getting rescued by a cowboy after my power went out, and finally having my van back after three weeks stranded alone in the desert. Somehow four out of five live plants survived three weeks at the post office, and I am implementing some new strategies I'm learning from local old timer knowledge in terms of protecting trees from something I hadn't considered prior. The adventure continues!
Dec 16, 202231:26
S2E40 - Zombe Apocalypse Insurance & Lateral Swales Off Gully
Dec 11, 202224:12
S2E39 - The Real News

S2E39 - The Real News

This episode is a special reading of the newspaper I published, containing all the most important facts the mainstream media corporations purposely omitted and the social media corporations urelentingly censored.  Enjoy!

Dec 11, 202226:54
S2E38 - The Infected

S2E38 - The Infected

In this special episode for subscribers, I discuss the zombie virus and its operation within the human mind.


Watch a recording of the Food Forest Mastery workshop on demand HERE.   The waitlist is now open for the full course HERE.

Face what's at the bottom of the proverbial rabbit hole - GET THE BOOK http://zombiepermaculture.com/.

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Dec 11, 202237:15
S2E36 - Psychic Dreaming, Military Intelligence, & Zombies
Dec 01, 202201:05:36
S2E35 - 100 Trees in Year 1, Course Build-Out, & Berries
Nov 24, 202227:25
S2E34 - Military Intelligence Synchronicity
Nov 07, 202226:05
S2E33 - Food Sovereignity, Fall Planting, & Time In A Hammock
Nov 05, 202240:55
S2E32 - Inundation, Earthworks Repair, & Plant Mapping

S2E32 - Inundation, Earthworks Repair, & Plant Mapping

In this episode I reflect back on the visionary experience I had a couple of weeks back and how accurately prescient it was, how an Acacia tree withstood two days under water, the geometry of berms and swales, and I share my plant map of the remaining species I aim to get in the ground before winter. Watch S2E1 of the YouTube series, up now on my channel! Pre-order my book at zombiepermaculture.com!
Oct 21, 202242:43
S2E31 - Synchronicity, Rainstorms, & WW3
Oct 12, 202249:04
S2E30 - Cosmic Hydrology

S2E30 - Cosmic Hydrology

In this episode I share details about trees coming up where I planted seeds, the astonishment and delight from greening of the desert, reusing the water wick boxes with a different strategy, repairing my road burns using rocks from a friend's property, pulling lateral catchment pools off my gully, getting close to finishing the BnB and finally listing the campsites, and experiencing a visionary state of expanded perception involving the Universal hydrologic cycle in response to a social permaculture discussion about reforesting this valley. Phew!
Oct 07, 202251:55
S2E29 - Greening the Desert

S2E29 - Greening the Desert

There are myriad plants coming up in areas where I have successfully been able to infiltrate water. Many of these do not need irrigation, including native sunflowers, hardy ground covers, and various grasses. It is extremely exciting to see and very gratifying. The B&B and campsites are much closer to being done and will soon be ready to list. The check dam is fairly lush, even without any more rain events pretty much all month. I am itching to get back to doing the earthworks but need to get the B&B and camp done first. Either way, watching the desert turning green is not only further proof of concept but fills my heart with a kind of joy that is hard to describe. Many trees in the greebhouse will probably go in the ground this Fall rather than languish another year in their pots. One walnut survived! To catch videos of my progress, visit Zombie Permaculture on YouTube or go to zombiepermaculture.com
Sep 28, 202256:23