Zombie Beach Podcast

In this episode Dan, Pat, and Jerry discuss the movies: Underwater, I Am Mother, Shadow of the Vampire, Annihilation, John Carpenter's The Thing, The Human Centipede, Deadgirl, and Onibaba. Bonus non-horror/sci-fi movies mentioned: The Runaways, American Ultra, and Nightingale. 

Snowpiercer and Train To Busan are on this two train ticket. Pat and Jerry discuss while Dan is off having phone issues.

Dan, Pat, and Jerry discuss the brilliant 2014 Australian psychological horror film "The Babadook" written and directed by Jennifer Kent. Awesome film but is it actually horror? Let's discuss! With that, here's wishing everyone a wonderful 2020 Christmas (that sounds like a horror movie in itself ...  kind of sounds Sci-Fi too if you think about it). We'll be coming back in 2021 with a "train" themed episode:  Snowpiercer Train to Busan

Dan, Pat, and Jerry discuss Tourist Trap, a 1979 American supernatural slasher film directed by David Schmoeller and starring Chuck Connors, Jocelyn Jones, Jon Van Ness, Robin Sherwood, and Tanya Roberts. 

Forbidden Planet gave us Robbie the Robot, and Anne Francis as Altaira Morbius ... and a line from the Rocky Horror theme song. But was it really based upon the Shakespeare play The Tempest? Let's discuss!

Dan, Pat, and Jerry focus their shaky-cam eyes on this unique found-footage horror fest, which features some amazing location shots and good use of low budget special effects. But there's some serious debate on whether this movie is worth watching.

Dan, Pat and Jerry discuss what is probably the ultimate Godzilla film, Shin Godzilla, as well as older rubber-suit Godzillas of yore, as opposed to new CGI mega-super-gigantilizilla USA versions that seem to think bigger is better. Is it? Is it really? The jury is out on that one. Also, is it possible that Godzilla isn't really a lizard at all, but a giant mutant newt?

The undead surfers of Zombie Beach return to talk with their friend Pat about the movies Vampire Circus; The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra (and the sequel!); Plan 9 from Outer Space (the classic!); the various movies based on I Am Legend; and many others. They also discuss various shows such as Penny Dreadful; What We Do in the Shadows; and the new version of The Stand (which looks like it will be amazing). Also discussed is Rob Zombie's Werewolf Women of the SS and graphic novels such as American Vampire. You know, all good clean fun.

This is the last episode of what we're calling the "Retro" season of Zombie beach, the classic episodes that first went live from 2015 all the way back to 2009. Stay tuned for Season 2 which will be ALL NEW and CURRENT.

Broadcasting from the past to the future! But the future is getting REALLY CLOSE NOW!

Broadcasting from the past to the future! But the future is getting way closer than we ever thought...

Broadcasting from the past to the future, Happy Halloween from over 11 years ago!

Broadcasting from the past to the future! But the future is getting way closer than we ever thought...

Broadcasting from the past to the future! But the future is getting way closer than we ever thought...

Broadcasting from the past to the future! But the future is getting way closer than we ever thought...

Broadcasting from the past to the future! But the future is getting way closer than we ever thought...

Broadcasting from the past to the future! But the future is getting way closer than we ever thought...

Broadcasting from the past to the future! But the future is getting way closer than we ever thought...

Broadcasting from the past to the future! But the future is getting way closer than we ever thought...

Broadcasting from the past to the future! But the future is getting way closer than we ever thought...

Broadcasting from the past to the future! But the future is getting way closer than we ever thought...

Broadcasting from the past to the future! But the future is getting way closer than we ever thought...

Broadcasting from the past to the future! But the future is getting way closer than we ever thought...

Broadcasting from the past to the future! But the future is getting way closer than we ever thought...

So What If the Vampire is the Good Guy?

Broadcasting from the past to the future! But the future is getting way closer than we ever thought...

Just wait until the quantum computing artificial intelligence infests your coffee table.

Broadcasting from the past, into the future! Weeeee!

"Don't talk back!"

What we needed was a Gumby intervention.

Once upon a time, Jerry had the Swine Flu.

Among other things, Dan tells of a zombie movie so disturbing he felt compelled to take a shower afterward.

The forbidden fruit of the ages is the wombat of the future.

"Your sperm's in the gutter and your love's in the sink."

What has eight legs and scares Dan and Jerry to death?

You've heard of "Mostly Harmless?" Well this isn't that.

It looks like a crack pipe, but it's for coffee.

Recorded in Starbucks at Target with a little stereo recorder that Jerry returned for a refund right after we were done.

What did Dan find in Alaska? Zombie toe.

Look no further. You are here.

If you are what you eat, maybe you should stop eating dead things?

Why is it we don't drop by each other's house unannounced anymore?

That moment when your body screams out: "Aaaaagh! What have you put in me?"

We're not saying you should join Fight Club or anything ... because, you know, we're not supposed to talk about Fight Club.

Is that a cougar or are you just glad to see me?

Could it be we're looking for the zombies in all the wrong places?

It's blood. It's guts. It's horribly transformagibivlaijlkjsing. It came from the living horror of Zombie Beach! PS: Use caution when operating heavy machinery.