Hench Life Pirate Radio
By Hench Life Pirate Radio
H.L.P.R. is the foremost super-science think tank on the bleeding edge of supplemental aural enhancements for specified television augmentation.
We make podcasts! We produce Conjectural Technologies, Venture Sisters!, and United Fan Theory
Join us and a bevy of other colorful personalities and bad impersonations from our various super-top-secret podcast research laboratory bunkers as we dig through the dumpster fires of pop culture, like flame-proof trash pandas.
Hench Life Pirate RadioJun 28, 2021
Jon Roscetti Double Header - rerun w/ a sneak preview of what’s coming soon to the HLPR network
Conjectural Technologies Presents: An Interview with Lisa Hammer -Rerun
Unified Fan Theory - Loki ep. 5 : "That's alligator for growling and saying 'liar' at the same time."
Join the Theorists as they attempt to go Easter egg hunting at the end of time in Loki ep. 5 "Journey Into Mystery". Thanos-copter?! He didn't even know her! Gamora Jokes! (*ba*da*tsss*) Too soon?
Unified Fan Theory - Loki ep. 4 : "Maybe I even had a jet ski." (SPOILERS! BATTLEWORLD?!)
Spocktor Beast McKoy and Dr. Savage Poppenheimer talk about the possible implications of Loki episode 4 (BATTLEWORLD?!) and DO NOT ARGUE ABOUT BUDDHISM.
United Fan Theory - Loki ep. 3 : "Love is a dagger?"
Greeting Theorists! We're at the midway point through Loki and getting more twists than a braided Norse beard.
Learning Bed: Comics 102!
Unified Fan Theory - Loki ep. 2 : "We need a hero..."
Greetings pop-culture theorists! Join us as we cover Loki ep.2 "The Variant". Also, we talk about Batman, how to scale devastation, and what makes someone a villain and a real hero at the same time. (Hint: its cunnilingus)
Conjectural Technologies Presents: You ask for the LISA, you get the HAMMER!
Greetings Venturoos! The HLPR crew had a chance to interview the incredibly creative Lisa Hammer about her career, voicing Triana Orpheus, and growing up in Salem. There's also a quick drop in from avant-garde Shaolin monk Levi Wilson! And they let us pitch a new startup: Theatrical Butthole Solutions. Yes, it's exactly what you think it isn't.
Unified Fan Theory - Loki ep. 1 : "Behave, or You'll Get Your Clock Cleaned"
Unified Fan Theory - Preliminary Analysis: Loki, s1e1
Unified Fan Theory - Loki Preview
Venture Sisters! Gone Hollywood Part 2: Where did the movie touch you?
Hey there Venturoos! Audrey and Dolly are sitting down to talk about the latest big news in the Ventureverse. We're more excited than Colonel Gentleman during a Sabrina the Teenage Witch marathon! Let's talk about the VB movie!
Conjectural Technologies Presents: Jon Roscetti, Again!
Greetings Team Venture! As we gear up for our Operation PROM coverage, storyboard artist Jon Roscetti drops in again to give us insight into some complicated questions about Venture Bros! We also talk discuss the subtle art of nantaimori and wasabi butt-plugs, Venture Bros comic book dream teams, and the decline of the Playboy empire.
My Brother's Keeper Pt.3 - Dr. Quymn, Medicine Woman
HLPR Promo-palooza!
A delicious sizzle reel of all of our promos and fake ads in one tasty serving of audio bacon! Why? Because why not?! This is art, clone slugs!
My Brother's Keeper Pt.2 - Victor Echo November pt.2
The riveting conclusion of our run-through of Venture Echo November! Did you remember to dab?
BONUS! My Brother's Keeper Pt.2 - Uncut cold open
Believe it or not, we really do try to trim it down a bit.
Venture Sisters! - We're all mad here!
Hey there Venturoos! We've got a Very Venture Sister Special all about mental health. Just in time for the last hour of the last day of Mental Health Awareness month. Join hosts Audrey Heartburn and Dolly Pardon, along with special guests Baron Beast LaMode and eLON BENzos, for a round table discussion about the mental health of some of your favorite Venture Bros. characters. The gang is sharing some of their best tips for self-care and stress management.
We also want you guys to check out these resources if you ever need someone to reach out to.
Suicide Hotline
(800) 273-8255
Veteran's Crisis Network
www.veteranscrisisline.net
Trans hotline
(877) 565-8860
Trevor lifeline
(866) 488-7386
thetrevorproject.org
Office on Women's Health (OASH)
(800) 994-9662
womenshealth.gov
Substance Abuse & Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA)
(800) 622-HELP(4357)
samhsa.gov
H.L.P.R Presents: 2021: Year of the Sealab - I,Robot (s01e02)
Two episodes in and it's still like herding robot cats! Beast tries to find someone who actually watched Sealab, Doll gets left to her own de(vices), and a pantless VaudeVillain begrudgingly saves the day with the strength of five go-rillas. This episode has everything you never wanted and more!
My Brother's Keeper Pt.2 - Victor Echo November pt.1
Venture Sisters! - Babysitters' Club
Time to grab some popcorn and put in your dental retainer because we're staying up past our bedtime, nerds! We're talking very Venture babysitters! Dolly and Audrey take a look at some of the best (and worst) caretakers of the Venture Bros. And on this week's "Venture Virgins" eLON benZOS sits down with Dolly Pardon and special guest host, Baron Beast LaMode, to recount his adventures on "Ice Station Impossible".
Go Team Venture!
My Brother's Keeper Pt. 1: Brisby+ 2: Electric Boogaloo
Venture Sisters! - Eat a Bacon, Dean!
Audrey and Dolly are bringing you a big ol' helpin' of Venture food references this week. And we brought back eLON benZSOS to talk about losing his Venture virginity. Hope you're hungry!
H.L.P.R Presents: 2021: Year of the Sealab - Radio Free Sealab (s01e01)
If you're looking for me, you'd better look under the sea! Because with 2020 in the rearview mirror, we find ourselves well into 2021! Come on a short detour into the murky, uncharted, and sometimes blood-chummed waters in the very first episode of 2021: Year of the Sealab!
in this episode, the gang forgets the episode you're listening to right now and Audrey gets shithoused for the sake of podcasting art.
Venture Sisters! - Cherry Poppin'
The Venture Sisters have caught themselves a Venture Bros virgin and they're popping his cherry this week. "One of us! One of us!"
Venture Sisters! - Relationship Goals
Venture Sisters! - Submit to my toast
This week, the ladies are talking about some of the most awkward and cringe-worthy moments in the Ventureverse. It's gonna get weird. Like, pleasure toast weird.
Venture Sisters - Resolutions, Transformations, and Ch-ch-changes!
Throw away your resolutions early and listen to Venture Sisters! This week Dolly and Audrey explore Venture character transformations and horror stories from personal limo experiences!
HLPR: Fuck-a-2020! New Year's End!
So a few of us at HLPR got together on NYE to discuss what Team Venture can expect from us in 2021! Join Beast and the Venture Sisters as they have a quick chat about the upcoming projects from HLPR!
Spoilers: We get shit-housed, talk about an upcoming sticker give away, and commit to a Sealab 2021 podcast.
The Venture Sisters! - Operation PROM and the Walk of Shame
Happy Holidays Team Venture!
Today is Christmas and much like Jesus, HLPR is bringing you 3 presents from 3 self-important wise-asses and two women who would have insisted God pay child support.
New Year's Eve is coming up Ventur-oos! This week Audrey and Dolly take this opportunity for a cringe-worthy stroll down memory lane after watching "Operation P.R.O.M." and relive their worst prom night stories.
...someone find Beast and Vaude, I think they’re trying to smoke the frankincense. again.
Learning Bed: Caga tio and KFC
¡Felices Fiestas! Laethanta saoire sona! Boas Festas! 幸せな休日! Prettige Feestdagen! Joyeuses Fêtes! Buone Feste! Hau'oli Lanui! Frohe Feiertage! नव वर्ष की शुभकामनाएं! Trevlig Helg! 행복 휴일! Glade feriedage! Καλές δικακοπές! Bones Festes!חג שמח! Ii holide eximnandi! Beannachtaí na Féile! Furaha likizo! Jie Ri Yu Kuai!
...that is to say, Happy Holidays Team Venture, no matter where you are!
This very special bonus holiday episode of Learning Bed is dedicated to our international listeners! From putting a porcelain baby Jesus in the manger at the stroke of midnight to Caga Tió, The Conjectural Technicians talk about their own quirky holiday traditions while discussing and exploring the unique, absurd, and heart-warming ways that people across the globe celebrate the holidays!
...someone find Beast and Vaude, I think they’re trying to smoke the frankincense. again.
Conjectural Technologies: A Very Venture Christmas! (s1 special)
Happy Holidays Team Venture!
Today is Christmas and much like Jesus, HLPR is bringing you 3 presents from 3 self-important wise-asses and two women who would have insisted God pay child support.
In this episode, the Conjectural Technicians get cozy by the fireplace video loop and discuss the season-one holiday classic: "A Very Venture Christmas!"
...someone find Beast and Vaude, I think they’re trying to smoke the frankincense. again.
Learning Bed: Citizen HELPeR, Ex Machina
The Venture Sisters! - Merry Christmas and Pass the Vodka
Conjectural Technologies - Fallen Arches (s2e8)
Join the Conjectural Technicians and special guest Jon Roscetti (artist, storyteller, mensch extraordinaire) as they examine Fallen Arches in the final episode of our Dr. Orpheus block!
The Venture Sisters! - Venture Family Ties
Conjectural Technologies - Return To The House of Mummies Pt. 2 (s2e4)
Behold! The Conjectural Technicians finally cover the fan-favorite episode "Return to the House of Mummies, Pt. 2" as they continue to take a long deep look at Dr. Byron Orpheus!
The Venture Sisters! - Saturday Morning Cartoons!
Conjectural Technologies - Eeny, Meenie, Miney, Magic!(s2e8)
Conjectural Technologies - A Very Venture Halloween! (s5e1)
A very special Halloween episode from the Conjectural Technicians!
We're dropping in on a magical gathering in the old arachnid research lab to get a look at some sexy-damn-Freddy-Kruegers and maybe try some pleasure toast, grilled with mayo instead of butter. (No crusts, plz!)
The Venture Sisters! - Venture Sisters Halloween Premiere
Venture Bros. Serial Killers. Hilariously awful childhood Halloween stories.
All of this (and more) on the first episode of The Venture Sisters Podcast! The only podcast guaranteed to give you a Rusty Venture!
Conjectural Technologies- Return to Malice (s4e4)
Conjectural Technologies: I Know Why The Caged Bird Kills (s2e10)
We're going the distance!
Where do we even start with our longest episode to date? The Conjectural Technicians wax philosophical on the notion of modern platonic friendship, discuss casual historical bestiality propaganda which forces Savage to pose the question “why do people tell kids anything?”, Vaude dies on the ABBA hill then later challenges Savage to watch Twilight in exchange for suffering through Hamilton, and Beast goes for an early grand slam...a true classic in the vein of the great Maya Angelou if I do say so myself.
Conjectural Technologies:The Lepidopterists(s3e10)
Conjectural Technologies: Cancellation Conjectures
VenAnon Grief Counseling - Venture Bros. Cancelled!
Well, Team Venture, we're sure you've heard the news by now. Commiserate with Conjectural Technologies, Venture Sisters, and The Guild of Calamitous Podcast as we discuss the significance and impact of the Venture Bros in our lives.
Conjectural Technologies Presents:An Interview with Jon Roscetti
Instagram.com/jonroscetti
Facebook.com/jonroscettiarts. Side note:sorry for the audio glitches. Damn you Zoom!!!
VenAnon Doctail Hour (and a half-ish)
Ahoy there Venturoos! Join the entire HLPR network crew as we get together over doctails to talk season 8 predictions for Venture Bros. It's gonna get weird.
The Passions of The Monarch - Showdown at Cremation Creek pt. 2 (s2e13)
[Fun fact: Listen carefully and you can hear Keanu Reeves' mustache]