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Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself
By Cyrus
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Cyrus Tries to Enjoy HimselfSep 28, 2020
![Episode 41: Hitler's Teacup](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo/6800359/6800359-1594680657142-138812cae88cf.jpg)
Episode 41: Hitler's Teacup
In Episode 41 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus discusses some people's ability to smell Parkinson's and/or Alzheimer's, more of Elon Musk's shenanigans, the prospect of a basketball podcast, and so many more engrossing topics.
![Episode 40: Fat-Ass Kids and Takeoff](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo/6800359/6800359-1594680657142-138812cae88cf.jpg)
Episode 40: Fat-Ass Kids and Takeoff
In Episode 40 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus discusses Halloween, Elon Musk's acquisition of Twitter, Kanye and Kyrie's anti-semitism, and the death of rapper Takeoff.
![Episode 39: Apollo Is Moving to Nashville](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo/6800359/6800359-1594680657142-138812cae88cf.jpg)
Episode 39: Apollo Is Moving to Nashville
In Episode 39 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus and Apollo discuss their recent releases, along with a plethora of other extraordinarily stimulating content.
![Episode 38: When Serial Killers Could Operate in Peace](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo/6800359/6800359-1594680657142-138812cae88cf.jpg)
Episode 38: When Serial Killers Could Operate in Peace
In Episode 38 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus discusses a plethora of topics he's currently too lazy to elaborate on because it's 2:30 in the morning.
![Episode 37: I Haven't Been Enjoying Myself](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo/6800359/6800359-1594680657142-138812cae88cf.jpg)
Episode 37: I Haven't Been Enjoying Myself
In Episode 37 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus discusses leaving social media and his past six months.
![Episode 36: Sometimes You Don't Wanna, but Sometimes You Gotta](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo400/6800359/6800359-1594680654786-f1d6d6609a4e5.jpg)
Episode 36: Sometimes You Don't Wanna, but Sometimes You Gotta
In Episode 36 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus discusses daylight savings time, his new beat-store, the prospect and probability of being able to detach one's own head, love, and relationships.
![Episode 35: The Return of Ceezus Christ](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo400/6800359/6800359-1594680654786-f1d6d6609a4e5.jpg)
Episode 35: The Return of Ceezus Christ
In Episode 35 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus RETURNS! Let's catch up.
![Episode 34: The Church of Ceezus Christ](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo400/6800359/6800359-1594680654786-f1d6d6609a4e5.jpg)
Episode 34: The Church of Ceezus Christ
In Episode 34 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus welcomes you to the church of Ceezus Christ. Leave your shoes at the door and prepare to go on a spiritual journey that will result in your total and unwavering enlightenment.
![Episode 33: I'm Going Back on Tour!](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo400/6800359/6800359-1594680654786-f1d6d6609a4e5.jpg)
Episode 33: I'm Going Back on Tour!
In Episode 33 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus serenades you with a plethora of intriguing reasons as to why you should come see him and Apollo on tour this Fall. MxRCUS ALEXIS is coming too, but this podcast isn't about him. Tell him I said that.
![Episode 32: Find the Line So You Know Where to Draw It](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo400/6800359/6800359-1594680654786-f1d6d6609a4e5.jpg)
Episode 32: Find the Line So You Know Where to Draw It
In Episode 32 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus answers an exorbitant amount of fan questions and touches on a number of both playful and serious topics, including airplane food, the first thing Cyrus would do if he were a woman for a day, traveling abroad, if Cyrus has ever been engaged, how to be direct with people opposed to beating around the bush, and more.
![Episode 31: Change Takes Time, Don't Chop Your Dick Off](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo400/6800359/6800359-1594680654786-f1d6d6609a4e5.jpg)
Episode 31: Change Takes Time, Don't Chop Your Dick Off
In Episode 31 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus discusses Lil Nas X's new music video, trans rights, Quavo doing his best Ray Rice impression, Rose from the Titanic, and so, so much more.
![Episode 30: Welcome to Cyrus University](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo400/6800359/6800359-1594680654786-f1d6d6609a4e5.jpg)
Episode 30: Welcome to Cyrus University
In Episode 30 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus begins by discussing Kylie Jenner's net worth, and then proceeds to potentially cancel himself with an extraordinary number of hot takes. He also discusses a number of playful topics, such as being buried alive and what the gelatin in a gummy bear is actually comprised of.
![Episode 29: Keep It to Yourself, It's Monday](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo400/6800359/6800359-1594680654786-f1d6d6609a4e5.jpg)
Episode 29: Keep It to Yourself, It's Monday
![Episode 28: I'm Going to Sell NFTs of My Nudes](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo400/6800359/6800359-1594680654786-f1d6d6609a4e5.jpg)
Episode 28: I'm Going to Sell NFTs of My Nudes
In Episode 28 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus discusses just about everything imaginable, and he himself told me he thinks this is one of his most entertaining episodes to date. He also typed this.
![Episode 27: I Did Molly Once, Let's Talk About It](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo400/6800359/6800359-1594680654786-f1d6d6609a4e5.jpg)
Episode 27: I Did Molly Once, Let's Talk About It
In Episode 27 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus talks about the movies he binged this weekend, doing molly in Chicago during the WSJEO days, the first time he smoked weed, and how he's going to host an MMA match against every Fedex driver ever.
![Episode 26: Why I Believe in Myself, Not God](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo400/6800359/6800359-1594680654786-f1d6d6609a4e5.jpg)
Episode 26: Why I Believe in Myself, Not God
In Episode 26 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus talks about witnessing a pretty significant car accident, his relationship with God, why he quit smoking marijuana, and proceeds to juggle both serious and playful topics before reaching a tasteful and insightful conclusion.
![Episode 25: DOGE, GOAT, and Forehead Diamonds](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo400/6800359/6800359-1594680654786-f1d6d6609a4e5.jpg)
Episode 25: DOGE, GOAT, and Forehead Diamonds
In Episode 25 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus rants about Tom Brady, college sports, cryptocurrency, the stock market, Lil Uzi Vert's diamond implant, and so, so much more. He also tackles some fan questions, because he suffers from what some would refer to as, "good guy syndrome."
![Episode 24: The WSJEO Collection](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo400/6800359/6800359-1594680654786-f1d6d6609a4e5.jpg)
Episode 24: The WSJEO Collection
In Episode 24 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus discusses his impromptu decision to release 136 records, as well as a ton of unreleased visual content from 2011-2016. While drinking wine, of course.
![Episode 23: Depression, Relationships, and Breakups](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo400/6800359/6800359-1594680654786-f1d6d6609a4e5.jpg)
Episode 23: Depression, Relationships, and Breakups
In Episode 23 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus drinks, yet again, another immaculate bottle of red wine, and then proceeds to answer an extraordinary number of fan questions whilst also diving deep into the topics of depression, love, and relationships. If you've ever been sad, been in love, or gone through a breakup, this isn't an episode you can afford to miss.
![Episode 22: Joey's Going to Make You Look Amazing](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo400/6800359/6800359-1594680654786-f1d6d6609a4e5.jpg)
Episode 22: Joey's Going to Make You Look Amazing
In Episode 22 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus drinks another immaculate bottle of cabernet and goes off on a plethora of tangents, of which I will refrain from expanding on in this description, and then proceeds to answer some very invigorating and thought-provoking fan questions. This one is a must-listen.
![Episode 21: I Couldn't Come up With a Title, Let's Storm the Capitol About It](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo400/6800359/6800359-1594680654786-f1d6d6609a4e5.jpg)
Episode 21: I Couldn't Come up With a Title, Let's Storm the Capitol About It
In Episode 21 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus drinks an immaculate bottle of cabernet and informs his millions of listeners of his whereabouts and what he's been up to during his month-long podcast hiatus.
![Episode 20: Beats, Features, and Mixing Services!](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo400/6800359/6800359-1594680654786-f1d6d6609a4e5.jpg)
Episode 20: Beats, Features, and Mixing Services!
In Episode 20 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus announces that he is officially selling his beats and offering features and mixing/mastering services. He then proceeds to discuss Man on the Moon III, Cyberpunk 2077, the return of his weekly Twitch streams, and much, much more.
![Episode 19: WSJEO Zoom Hangouts?](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo400/6800359/6800359-1594680654786-f1d6d6609a4e5.jpg)
Episode 19: WSJEO Zoom Hangouts?
In Episode 19 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus discusses the future direction of We Should Just Enjoy Ourselves, the possibility of WSJEO Zoom hangouts, his return to streaming on Twitch, selling his signed Tour Converse, and much, much more.
![Episode 18: Can We Pretend That I'm Famous?](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo400/6800359/6800359-1594680654786-f1d6d6609a4e5.jpg)
Episode 18: Can We Pretend That I'm Famous?
In Episode 18 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus begins by recapping the last few weeks after having taken some time off. He then proceeds to discuss his new merchandise release, upcoming singles, auditions for roles in films and television, and concludes the episode by answering fan questions.
![Episode 17: Election Day Special](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo400/6800359/6800359-1594680654786-f1d6d6609a4e5.jpg)
Episode 17: Election Day Special
In Episode 17 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus records an "election day special" to provide a little bit of escapism by way of entertainment, as well as help you navigate throughout these turbulent times.
![Episode 16: My First Audition Is Today](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo400/6800359/6800359-1594680654786-f1d6d6609a4e5.jpg)
Episode 16: My First Audition Is Today
In Episode 16 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus clarifies and further expands on why he is transitioning from a career in music to careers in acting and stand-up comedy. Then, he proceeds to answer fan questions, go into detail about what fans can expect from his last album, and discuss the negative consequences of poor mental health and how a person can combat their depression and anxiety.
![Episode 15: Why I'm Moving on from Music](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo400/6800359/6800359-1594680654786-f1d6d6609a4e5.jpg)
Episode 15: Why I'm Moving on from Music
In Episode 15 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus and Apollo discuss the current state of the world, reflect on both of their careers, and Cyrus informs the fans that this will be his last album.
![Episode 14: Weed Gummies With Marcus](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo400/6800359/6800359-1594680654786-f1d6d6609a4e5.jpg)
Episode 14: Weed Gummies With Marcus
In Episode 14 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus and Marcus eat a couple weed gummies and then proceed to take you on an auditory and conversational adventure by answering fan questions, discussing Stephen Hawking's sex life, and much, more more.
![Episode 13: Mama](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo400/6800359/6800359-1594680654786-f1d6d6609a4e5.jpg)
Episode 13: Mama
In Episode 13 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus invites his mother on to reflect on both of their upbringings and gain perspective on what it's like to raise and support a child that's pursuing a career in arts and entertainment, answer fan questions, and to provide further insight into the mind of the person that helped Cyrus develop into the person he is today.
![Episode 12: The King of the Jungle](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo400/6800359/6800359-1594680654786-f1d6d6609a4e5.jpg)
Episode 12: The King of the Jungle
In Episode 12 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus begins by inquiring about design recommendations for his near-future plan to have a dedicated podcast room. Then, he proceeds to discuss the NBA playoffs and his disdain for the Los Angeles Clippers, the death of Ruth Bader Ginsburg, his dream tour lineup, and concludes the episode by annotating his late 2019 release, The Introduction.
![Episode 11: Just Winging It With Apollo](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo400/6800359/6800359-1594680654786-f1d6d6609a4e5.jpg)
Episode 11: Just Winging It With Apollo
In Episode 11 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Apollo joins Cyrus to discuss and reflect on his life as he navigates his way throughout the music industry.
![Episode 10: Chadwick Boseman](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo400/6800359/6800359-1594680654786-f1d6d6609a4e5.jpg)
Episode 10: Chadwick Boseman
In Episode 10 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus recaps the month of August and explains why he took last week off from the podcast. He then proceeds to discuss his most recent (self-titled) release, the passing of Chadwick Boseman, the current climate of the country, and closes the episode by tackling a few fan questions, while going significantly in depth on one question in particular.
![Episode 9: Cyrus Hutchings](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo400/6800359/6800359-1594680654786-f1d6d6609a4e5.jpg)
Episode 9: Cyrus Hutchings
In Episode 9 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus goes into detail about his upbringing, and reflects on the person he has become and the career he has established for himself.
![Episode 8: Eat the Guy in the Middle Seat](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo400/6800359/6800359-1594680654786-f1d6d6609a4e5.jpg)
Episode 8: Eat the Guy in the Middle Seat
In Episode 8 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus begins by sharing his potential post-COVID travel destinations, which quickly develops into a discussion about cannibalism and expresses that if he had to eat somebody, hypothetically, it'd be the guy in the middle seat on an airplane. Then, he discusses a Cartel soccer match that resulted in 16 deaths and 5 injuries, United Airlines forgetting a blind woman on an airplane, elephants and their synonymity with Vincent van Gogh, and whether he intends to put in an official application to join the QAnon movement.
![Episode 7: You're in a Cover Band?!](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo400/6800359/6800359-1594680654786-f1d6d6609a4e5.jpg)
Episode 7: You're in a Cover Band?!
In Episode 7 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus begins by discussing the turbulent week he's had, as well as the unfortunate revelation that he needs to begin looking for a new home. Then, he proceeds to discuss the hilarity behind people being in cover bands, the prevalence and significance of apps such as Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge in modern dating culture, COVID-19's impact on the touring industry, the explosion in Beirut, and the importance of considering one's own mental health above the needs and expectations of others.
![Episode 6: MxRCUS ALEXIS Loves His Tushy](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo400/6800359/6800359-1594680654786-f1d6d6609a4e5.jpg)
Episode 6: MxRCUS ALEXIS Loves His Tushy
In Episode 6 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, MxRCUS ALEXIS joins Cyrus to reflect on the We Should Just Enjoy Ourselves Tour, their pre-pubescent discovery of pornography and masturbation, the importance of the bidet, and MxRCUS becoming a dad. Cyrus' also shares his thoughts after becoming the first rapper to officially enter the candle business.
![Episode 5: Necrophilic Aqua-Weasel](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo400/6800359/6800359-1594680654786-f1d6d6609a4e5.jpg)
Episode 5: Necrophilic Aqua-Weasel
In Episode 5 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus begins with a Q and A, and then proceeds to discuss current events such as $312 million USD worth of cocaine being seized on a submarine, Fauci‘s commitment to people not catching anything, especially baseballs, a man blowing up his backyard in an attempt to exterminate and resolve his cockroach infestation, and the unfortunate revelation of otters being murderous, necrophilic aqua-weasels.
![Episode 4: Timid Alligator](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_nologo400/6800359/6800359-1594680654786-f1d6d6609a4e5.jpg)
Episode 4: Timid Alligator
In Episode 4 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus begins with a Q and A, and then proceeds to discuss current events such as the Pentagon banning all confederate flags and how he believes this ban should be extended to every flag ever, the looming civil war between pangolins and anteaters, and why Nick Cannon should make like his name and physically enter a cannon.
![Episode 3: We Should Just Enjoy Ourselves](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_episode400/6800359/6800359-1594680726422-f724abdd3b9b4.jpg)
Episode 3: We Should Just Enjoy Ourselves
In Episode 3 of the Cyrus Tries to Enjoy Himself podcast, Cyrus begins with a Q and A, and then proceeds to discuss current events such as the ongoing Johnny Depp vs Amber Heard libel trial, Kanye West running for president, and Donald Trump's commuting of Roger Stone's sentence, before finally annotating the recent We Should Just Enjoy Ourselves remaster.
![Episode 2: Mr. Cyrus](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_episode400/6800359/6800359-1594680701992-17ee369567904.jpg)
Episode 2: Mr. Cyrus
![Episode 1: Cancel Culture](https://d3t3ozftmdmh3i.cloudfront.net/production/podcast_uploaded_episode400/6800359/6800359-1594680679706-60e139b27866f.jpg)