Who Wants To Be a 390 Millionaire

A tragedy told in 17 parts.

He hath spoken. All hail our Commissioner.

He's on a plane, he's in a sushi restaurant, he's at the gym! Its Ohtani!

Back for a new week, and fresh off the heels of maybe the greatest call in sports history!!

We are back in full force this week, Jimmy and the gang reunited. Join us to find out what chaos will ensue and what goes down in the dickdown.

Betrayed by my nose, the 1/8 of an orgasm chooses another member of the podcast to cum. Plus we talk 390.

VOLUME WARNING - JIMMY MAY HAVE FUCKED UP! BE CAREFUL

Just two homies talking about football.

Never Forget

We are back in full force this week, week 5 is upon is; blood will be shed. Do we have our first ever live on air trade??

Daddy's away so the mice DO Play

Week 3 is bestowed upon us, join us as we get a surprise guest on the phone!

Losers, Luck, and the Links. Welcome to week 2 of the Fantasy Season.

You can't miss this one, the commish on the hot seat, our week 1 takes and lots of shenanigans.

We drafted now we scrutinize; and welcome our first guest of the year!

Whoa, what's that? A 390 Millionaires episode? A mock draft? THATS RIGHT, WE'RE BACK.

Stop... and listen. The commish has important happenings for you in this episode. PAY ATTENTION

6 teams are in, 6 teams are out.... who would've thought? We'll have one champion, and one calendar maker.... its playoffs baby

What more can we say? CHAOS IS UPON US

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Things get HEATED tonight, is this what 3 weeks away does to a podcast? 

Is Holly still driving? Tune in to find out. 

We all know what you're here for now....

Will we get a guest? Will we get a trade? Will Holwell show up? Find out this week on 390 Millionaires!

Jimmy really *ucked the dog this week, recording on a Friday?!? And past someones bedtime? Things may get a litttle bit silly on this episode...

We the people of 390 Millionaires stand strong against the atrocities that Jimmy has brought upon this world. Please join us in solidarity as we soldier through these try times. 

It is HERE! Week 1 is upon us and your champions + Commish are here to give it to you straight. Do you want to know where your team will finish this season? Who had the best draft? Who the fuckboys of the league are? Well we've got you covered. Oh and you can even find out about the elusive #toiletbowl punishment 390 has been missing. 

Did you miss us? The mystery source and all? Well we are back, and better than ever!

Its playoffs!

A VERY special guest this week, who had lots to say, including the punishment for not setting your fantasy line up.

Exactly what the title says....CHAOS

That's right! It's Sunday night, stop watching that shitty SNF and tune into this hard hitting analysis of the week that was. 

Guess whos back? Back again? 

Join us

Down one host, but up another host! Join us as we revel in a week of mystery and shenanigans

You fav Pro Bowl guest is back! 

Life givin' us pickles and were making pickle sandwiches. 

What more do you need? 

Holwell is sad, he may never come back. But Curtis is here to kick him while he's down! The mystery source is back and not messing around. 

Listen in to how we really feel about the mystery source. We've got the full week 1 breakdown and week 2 look ahead (spoiler alert - clouds). A meaty update from our Mystery Source and your usual comedic genius that is the 390 Millionaires Podcast.

Andre the worst of the best, kills five of Neville's children. Oops, I did it ...

again
I made you believe we're more than just friends
Oh baby
It might seem like a crush
But it doesn't mean that I'm serious
'Cause to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Oh baby, baby

Oops, I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent

You see my problem is this
I'm dreaming away
Wishing that heroes, they truly exist
I cry, watching the days
Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways
But to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Oh baby, oh

Oops, I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

All aboard
Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have
Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this?
Yeah, yes it is
But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end
Well baby, I went down and got it for you
Aww, you shouldn't have

Oops, I did it again to your heart
Got lost in this game, oh baby
Oops, you think that I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent

Oops, I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent

Oops, I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent

We're back!! Your absolutely fav fantasy football podcast is back - but not quite the same as you remember us.

We've got some power rankings of the champions and those that are not so champion like. 

We've got another mock draft ahead of September 5th! What? Joe Burrow in the 3rd Round Again?!?

**Viewer Note: this is unedited and unfiltered; straight from our mouths to your ears, so discretion is very advised**

Questions?

Anyone?

Anyone have any question? 

The commish addresses the league formally, a couple of warning shots to some members. You know who you are. 

Disclaimer: we had some mic issues, and this is mostly sent out live so apologies for long periods of awkward silence and maybe some extra mic checking not normally apart of your experience. 

Gertie makes a new best friend this week and some daunting playoff predictions and discussions from your champions. 

Your three hosts are back with some playoff picture analysis. We have a guest too... we think.... hello??? Guest?? Sorry our guest is mute as well, what a fun week!

The latest 390 talk with your favorite 390 league mates and Nolan.

Some heated trade talks amping things up in studio, and a surprise appearance from someone you'll all be very excited to hear from. 

Doubtlessly these riddles seem contrived,

And the trade deadline has nearly arrived.

So I will dumb things down quite a lot,

In order to give you morons a shot.

Remember I am speaking off hand,

In saying my quarterbacks broke up the band.

And it’s not necessarily based on our scores,

Claiming my receivers are superior to yours.

The latest Riddle from the mystery source (not Andre):

Unusually your first guess was Neville,

Thinking he could riddle at this level.

Even sillier was guessing the Swede,

Who I am not sure is able to read.

Amongst the possible suspects,

My identity is not so complex.

Each morning I spend lots of time with my comb,

Even though I’m the little piggy who stayed home.

From the Mystery Source:

In case the listener is curious about their source,

Think of man who is also half horse.

Next think of a poster, pinned to a wall,

And your source will appear, warts and all.