Who Wants To Be a 390 Millionaire
By Who Wants to Be a 390 Millionaire?
Who Wants To Be a 390 MillionaireSep 25, 2020
Let Me Huck A Loogie In Your Mouth
A tragedy told in 17 parts.
By Commissioner's Royal Decree - No More Mr. Fuck Boi
He hath spoken. All hail our Commissioner.
Ohtani Watch
He's on a plane, he's in a sushi restaurant, he's at the gym! Its Ohtani!
Believe in Yourself, You Can Do Anything
Back for a new week, and fresh off the heels of maybe the greatest call in sports history!!
It's Anbody's Game.... Except Andre's
We are back in full force this week, Jimmy and the gang reunited. Join us to find out what chaos will ensue and what goes down in the dickdown.
All Hail the Sneeze King
Betrayed by my nose, the 1/8 of an orgasm chooses another member of the podcast to cum. Plus we talk 390.
He's Licking His Lips Again!
VOLUME WARNING - JIMMY MAY HAVE FUCKED UP! BE CAREFUL
Just two homies talking about football.
I May Not Have a Home but My Stomach is Full
Never Forget
We Don't Do Hypotheticals On This Podcast
We are back in full force this week, week 5 is upon is; blood will be shed. Do we have our first ever live on air trade??
Cal-Scan-Dal
Daddy's away so the mice DO Play
He Just Got Shot, and He's Already Helping Me Beat Neville
Week 3 is bestowed upon us, join us as we get a surprise guest on the phone!
Invigorated by that Big D
Losers, Luck, and the Links. Welcome to week 2 of the Fantasy Season.
We Accept The Good Saudi's
You can't miss this one, the commish on the hot seat, our week 1 takes and lots of shenanigans.
Cowards, like the french
We drafted now we scrutinize; and welcome our first guest of the year!
Three of the Top Four Know What They’re Doing (No Offense Curtis)
Whoa, what's that? A 390 Millionaires episode? A mock draft? THATS RIGHT, WE'RE BACK.
We Love A Salty Mike
Stop... and listen. The commish has important happenings for you in this episode. PAY ATTENTION
It's Gross, It's Disgusting, It's Playoffs
6 teams are in, 6 teams are out.... who would've thought? We'll have one champion, and one calendar maker.... its playoffs baby
Your team is going to get Lauren Phillips’d the next three weeks
What more can we say? CHAOS IS UPON US
Listen, I Deal A Lot With Names.... Okay?!
....
I'm Not Talking with Ryan, and I Ain't Speaking to Nolan
Things get HEATED tonight, is this what 3 weeks away does to a podcast?
New Dad vs Old Dad
Is Holly still driving? Tune in to find out.
TBD in a Cozy Unfinished Basement
We all know what you're here for now....
I've got 47 WR1's and I'm Open For Trades
Will we get a guest? Will we get a trade? Will Holwell show up? Find out this week on 390 Millionaires!
I'm Taking Data in School
Jimmy really *ucked the dog this week, recording on a Friday?!? And past someones bedtime? Things may get a litttle bit silly on this episode...
The People vs Intern Jimmy
We the people of 390 Millionaires stand strong against the atrocities that Jimmy has brought upon this world. Please join us in solidarity as we soldier through these try times.
The Fuckboy Bowl
It is HERE! Week 1 is upon us and your champions + Commish are here to give it to you straight. Do you want to know where your team will finish this season? Who had the best draft? Who the fuckboys of the league are? Well we've got you covered. Oh and you can even find out about the elusive #toiletbowl punishment 390 has been missing.
We Are Back!
Did you miss us? The mystery source and all? Well we are back, and better than ever!
Gertie Is The Michael Jordan of Coming in 4th Place
Its playoffs!
State of the Logjammed Chaos
A VERY special guest this week, who had lots to say, including the punishment for not setting your fantasy line up.
The Chaos Report
Exactly what the title says....CHAOS
Division and Conquer - Omicron Edition
That's right! It's Sunday night, stop watching that shitty SNF and tune into this hard hitting analysis of the week that was.
A Shitnami of Good News
Guess whos back? Back again?
Woke Mob Cancel Culture
Join us
Mican't Believe Holly Isn't Here!
Down one host, but up another host! Join us as we revel in a week of mystery and shenanigans
Squid Game & The Kiddie Fiddler
You fav Pro Bowl guest is back!
Is there an Echo in Here? Guys, I'm Not Having Sex with my Dog
Life givin' us pickles and were making pickle sandwiches.
I Never Pull Out, Hence the Abortions
What more do you need?
Guys, I'm So Sad Right Now
Holwell is sad, he may never come back. But Curtis is here to kick him while he's down! The mystery source is back and not messing around.
The Source Is A Punk Ass Bitch!
Listen in to how we really feel about the mystery source. We've got the full week 1 breakdown and week 2 look ahead (spoiler alert - clouds). A meaty update from our Mystery Source and your usual comedic genius that is the 390 Millionaires Podcast.
Twas' the eve or the Mo(u)rning of our Fantasy Season
Andre the worst of the best, kills five of Neville's children. Oops, I did it ...
again
I made you believe we're more than just friends
Oh baby
It might seem like a crush
But it doesn't mean that I'm serious
'Cause to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Oh baby, baby
Oops, I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent
You see my problem is this
I'm dreaming away
Wishing that heroes, they truly exist
I cry, watching the days
Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways
But to lose all my senses
That is just so typically me
Oh baby, oh
Oops, I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
All aboard
Britney, before you go, there's something I want you to have
Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this?
Yeah, yes it is
But I thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end
Well baby, I went down and got it for you
Aww, you shouldn't have
Oops, I did it again to your heart
Got lost in this game, oh baby
Oops, you think that I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent
Oops, I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent
Oops, I did it again
I played with your heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops, you think I'm in love
That I'm sent from above
I'm not that innocent
2021 Power Rankings and 4 Round Mock Draft
We're back!! Your absolutely fav fantasy football podcast is back - but not quite the same as you remember us.
We've got some power rankings of the champions and those that are not so champion like.
We've got another mock draft ahead of September 5th! What? Joe Burrow in the 3rd Round Again?!?
**Viewer Note: this is unedited and unfiltered; straight from our mouths to your ears, so discretion is very advised**
Episode 16 - And the Pro Bowl Winner is......
Questions?
Anyone?
Anyone have any question?
Episode 15 - State of the Union
The commish addresses the league formally, a couple of warning shots to some members. You know who you are.
Disclaimer: we had some mic issues, and this is mostly sent out live so apologies for long periods of awkward silence and maybe some extra mic checking not normally apart of your experience.
Episode 14 - Four Men and a Baby
Gertie makes a new best friend this week and some daunting playoff predictions and discussions from your champions.
Episode 13 - Black Fridays and Drunk Thursdays
Your three hosts are back with some playoff picture analysis. We have a guest too... we think.... hello??? Guest?? Sorry our guest is mute as well, what a fun week!
Episode 12 - These Boots Are Made For Shaking
The latest 390 talk with your favorite 390 league mates and Nolan.
Episode 11 - The Day After The Trade Deadline
Some heated trade talks amping things up in studio, and a surprise appearance from someone you'll all be very excited to hear from.
Episode 10 - Prepare to Get Fucked by the Long D*** of the Law
Doubtlessly these riddles seem contrived,
And the trade deadline has nearly arrived.
So I will dumb things down quite a lot,
In order to give you morons a shot.
Remember I am speaking off hand,
In saying my quarterbacks broke up the band.
And it’s not necessarily based on our scores,
Claiming my receivers are superior to yours.
Episode 9 - The Prophecy of Grease Lightning and the Worst Guest We've Ever Had
The latest Riddle from the mystery source (not Andre):
Unusually your first guess was Neville,
Thinking he could riddle at this level.
Even sillier was guessing the Swede,
Who I am not sure is able to read.
Amongst the possible suspects,
My identity is not so complex.
Each morning I spend lots of time with my comb,
Even though I’m the little piggy who stayed home.
I Was Duped!!
From the Mystery Source:
In case the listener is curious about their source,
Think of man who is also half horse.
Next think of a poster, pinned to a wall,
And your source will appear, warts and all.