3 Dudes Wearing Plaid
By Gus, Mitchell, and Evan
Join us as we crack jokes, get way too deep down the Wikipedia rabbit hole, and maybe even learn something along the way!
3 Dudes Wearing PlaidNov 12, 2021
Ars Pyrotechnica
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn how NASA should actually be doing their rocket launches, what not to call a Billy Joel fan, and why elephants brush their teeth with hot toothpaste.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YUbVRpArvQJ8OAkpcl0ytyruMORNX4ZcrSPylP7N7qw/edit?usp=sharing
My Alchemical Romance
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn whether conservation of energy is real, how Gus cooks dinner every night, and what the hell Hermes has to do with vacuums and copper spheres.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1B9385RUctYB9sDxl6o6QKlReduvUVmP1h_Fv3fzpFJk/edit?usp=sharing
Full Ride Schol-airship
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn which advertising stunt finally contains a restroom, how likely sabotage is, and whether the Dudes have been secretly planning these episodes ahead of time.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1MapeN53IPCdMnKONX_h8N_41naBf7d__Q7_-eiWmxyI/edit?usp=sharing
Foley A Deux
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn which occupation requires in-home pits, what they wear in Spokane, and why you should go out and buy, among other things, an entire pig’s head.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QegJs1x5V8pwFwgGPGiTvrybyleEVFv1sJv95lpq-Ek/edit?usp=sharing
The Hottest President, Part II
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they complete their single-elimination bracket, make some very petty judgements, set themselves up for some very tough decisions, and ultimately learn, once and for all, who’s the hottest president.
A couple disclaimers on this episode: first, we highly recommend that you follow along by looking up photos of these guys yourself. We explain our criteria in the show. Second, in order to determine the hotness of each president, we go into some depth on which facial features we find attractive and which we don’t. Feel free to skip this one if you don’t want to hear that. Know that our opinions are totally subjective, and any face looks much, much hotter on someone who hasn’t committed war crimes.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
The Hottest President, Part I
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they begin a bracket-style single elimination tournament of goofs and extremely petty judgement to learn, once and for all, who’s the hottest president.
A couple disclaimers on this episode: first, we highly recommend that you follow along by looking up photos of these guys yourself. We explain our criteria in the show. Second, in order to determine the hotness of each president, we go into some depth on which facial features we find attractive and which we don’t. Feel free to skip this one (and the next one!) if you don’t want to hear that. Know that our opinions are totally subjective, and any face looks much, much hotter on someone who hasn’t committed war crimes.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
U2 Little, U2 Late
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn what a surrealist street gang is, how to pronounce “Guggi,” and whether Mitchell will be making a statement about Ireland on the podcast.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/12N7hjME4ykMnzgKRHunBx1F_jCrZAF0CyzSvSp3PBSo/edit?usp=sharing
Euro Kay
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn why fifteen-year-olds are screwed, how a competition show that ran for sixty-four years can have sixty-seven winners, and what’s wrong with Evan’s meat flesh.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1cYaZF5b5lL2Qe9IpJIDCDwNbFvzsoyXauuqfgLQXvv8/edit?usp=sharing
Haunted Dead Or Alive
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn which President had the best ghost attitude, what architectural style scares Californians, and why Mitchell won’t stop calling people “FRAUDS!”
Also, a quick heads-up: we’ll all be traveling, so we’re off next week, but we’ll return with a normal episode on September 17.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1V3ifvTExCzefCfBWptmY4LmgxFGCz3npmn8E9uJtqeY/edit?usp=sharing
Scav A Nice Day
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn what UChicago students do for fun, how a fancy French party caused multiple swan attacks, and why people celebrate the birthday of a can of beans.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1N8SytwLWa0BCwXqXvz_cDoe4T_eqQiw7Seiy2tPb-xI/edit?usp=sharing
Twister And Shout
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn who invented the first SCIENCE TANK, what you can use a SCIENCE TANK for, and how much the first SCIENCE TANK sold for on Craigslist.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Wsg2-dIzSl78Tni1W-C9uwxovAnbuxhmEkfEemp5nYw/edit?usp=sharing
Limnal Spaces
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn which classic 3DWP segment is finally getting its own jingle, where Wizard Island is located, and whether Gus or Evan is right in the Great Spectacle Pond Debate.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xIqhVqVt9W_4afB24_SP6PjSwZyYjDftgOt9F_X-fTg/edit?usp=sharing
Going Postal
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn what you can use scorpion venom for, whose rear end nobody wants to lick, and why the United Parcel Service wants you to buy dry ice.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1PuYGnhS9fdFkg5MN3A91YAFOVjG8thwoqt68VSAL5Zc/edit?usp=sharing
Two Hundred Per-Gent
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn what it sounds like when Mitchell and Gus record in the same room (spoiler alert: it sounds kinda bad), what the new name of the podcast is, and how you pronounce “incarnated.”
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m5jAIveGEDV6thZ-Nupr9XW5no98T-8MCfUj3DHi8gQ/edit?usp=sharing
Trailer: 3 Dudes Wearing Plaid
Hey folks! Gus here. We've had a lot of technical mishaps this week, including my mic disconnecting mid-recording and Mitchell's audio getting completely wiped before he was able to upload it. All that combined with our busy schedules means we don't have an episode for you this week, so instead, a special treat!
This is a trailer we've put together for the show. If you enjoy our podcast and you know someone else who would enjoy it, send them this trailer! It's chaotic and silly and really sums up what we do on the show! If you hate our podcast and you know someone else who would hate it, you can also send them this and cringe at us with them. We're all about bringing people together here at 3DWP.
Enjoy the trailer, and we'll be back with a regular episode next week!
All Of Our Days, Oliver Nights
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn who this episode is dedicated to, which toothpaste has its very own community of sentient tubes, and exactly how many koalas have chlamydia.
(Also, sorry in advance about the very weird clicking in Evan’s audio around the 20 minute mark - I tried very hard to remove it but this is about as good as it gets.)
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1D58XgFS7NUvhQr4uU_6hCfHfJyg3co9SRaNxrbVTjl8/edit?usp=sharing
Treasure Chess
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn what ABBA wrote a musical about, which Wikipedia page broke Gus’ brain (again), and when you’re allowed to kiss your opponent on the mouth.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1t08nTRJ3QnjfZtDMBQO88g3fs9D3j0NNqvWJsEQjvfI/edit?usp=sharing
We're Bespoken For
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn where the beans come from, who’s mad about semantic drift, and where you can go to get a suit and a live Beatles concert in one stop.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KOksbR-5J5buUKwi2WP10Nz9654dtuQPHyrOzruEchE/edit?usp=sharing
If It Ain't Broca, Don't Fix It
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn what (if anything) the hippocampus doesn’t do, how to speak word salad, and which STD fact you need to inspire an entire generation of abstinence-only sex ed.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/133lcN7COZK35p5UVQ3UzRdsg8nM4aq309VuOq3xBCTo/edit?usp=sharing
Getting In The Grooves
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn where Mitchell has heard of Emile Berliner before, what materials you definitely shouldn’t make music out of, and which Dude’s statements are gonna get us sued in seventy years by space alien rights activists.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/14WxhB4yB-7jxShDaf4Pk5Sv0CTjXOqaOtI5-LiW6Hxw/edit?usp=sharing
Under Cock And Ney
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn whether England is real (spoiler alert: it’s not), why you can either kick or drink someone’s Aristotle, and how London used some extremely silly ATMs to protest the Olympics.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s3EZ4EOeFj34U-4o4tWhHrFRW0Zz9l-la08kIC0xPUg/edit?usp=sharing
Changing Our Stripes
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn what Mitchell’s very cool and very real shirt says, why Willem Dafoe needs the DNA, and which candy baby marsupials look like while they’re still in the pouch.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1sNP-STurD4gzPR30ibIe7_wy2kH656K-wYmySaciPwk/edit?usp=sharing
Have We Bapho-Met?
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn what all the lapsed Catholics have been up to, who has the longest and most French name in 3DWP history, and what Gus really means when they say they “study the humanities.”
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1H2j5psdLMaJrKEsi3PIlHDgbAeRogyhv0bhj6J5aiEo/edit?usp=sharing
MTG Of The Minds
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn what the hell they’re gathering, which brand has crossed over with both Dungeons and Dragons and My Little Pony, and how Gus’ mind was finally broken, H. P. Lovecraft-style, by a Wikipedia page.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jcbMhN8iaO2UZSj28I6Ql9sKWcBNt6ZCSodiZrzbiLo/edit?usp=sharing
Let's Record A Podcast!
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn how Mitchell is using their first genie wish, which new ride-sharing service is going to take the world by storm, and who Zac is (and why he needs no introduction).
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1G_JZCEEaLg7Itc0D5DjYgsdwIjkNdmbwcly0R4wQpRY/edit?usp=sharing
Encryptid Data
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn what it is with Etsy stores and sentient pants, how Gus was diagnosed with chupacabra, and why you didn’t know that Napoleon had an older brother.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1l7MKZJxcJNi1R3XvBl4LjKRnHU8hp6n66Xs52kjUeDM/edit?usp=sharing
IGY Pop
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn what the Earth’s loop-de-doos are called, who wrote a Grammy-nominated song about geology, and how a chocolate layer cake kicked off a scientific revolution.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/11hXegV6P5c0E8sLczuHitzFxFmM8CVVwQ14WK3JQO-k/edit?usp=sharing
O Captain, My Captain
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn why pirates had union representatives, which gender-neutral title would make Gus sound like a springer spaniel, and whose fault it is that the Ever Given got stuck sideways in the Suez Canal.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ehlXPsNNa0fHjU6a0K3ff5qYhIXPAg1JDLiOSxwn33c/edit?usp=sharing
Many Crappy Returns
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn how to get free junkyard cats, what a finger cot is, and why Gus probably won’t be getting arrested anytime soon. Unless you’re the IRS, in which case, maybe don’t join us this week.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/10Rju9C_x-g03X_5bm0OzALDxUf3hMkrJnwmHRwu-WhA/edit?usp=sharing
Benth Out Of Shape
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn which college is keeping a literal corpse in their student center, why the Guggenheim could double as a prison, and what “antejentacular circumgyration” is.
(Also, a warning: this whole episode contains repeated, kind of gross descriptions of a poorly-preserved dead body. If you don’t want to hear about that, definitely skip this one.)
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
- Jeremy Bentham
- Why philosopher Jeremy Bentham's severed, stolen, and poorly preserved head is back on display
- What Is Jeremy Bentham's “Auto-Icon”?
- Where To See Jeremy Bentham's Body At UCL
- Auto-Icon | Bentham Project
- Panopticon
- Utilitarianism
- Felicific calculus
- Computer Model of Jeremy Bentham's Panopticon – Myles Zhang
- Panoptic - Asymmetrical VR game
- UCL - London's Global University
- Wikipedia – The Subjection of Women
- The Subjection of Women by J S Mill
- Jeremy Bentham - Bio, Family, Trivia
- Aquarius Named Jeremy
- Adam Weishaupt
- Asperger's Syndrome and the Eccentricity and Genius of Jeremy Bentham
- CATS IN THE ENLIGHTENMENT (Part 2- Jeremy Bentham)
- ANTE-JENTACULAR
Clowned Footage
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn what the Department of Transportation’s silliest standard unit is, whether big shoes solve everything, and why their listeners should become the transgender clown video essayists they wish to see in the world.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
- Theory of mind
- The Physics Of Clown Cars
- Clown car
- International Clown Hall of Fame and Research Center
- Clownopedia
- TV Tropes: Clown Car
- Cole Bros. Circus
- Bobo the Clown’s daughter
- Five Classic Clown Cars
- Wiktionary: Clown Car
- Clyde Beatty
- Bobo Barnett
- How Many Clowns Can You Fit In A Clown Car? Between the Numbers
- Pieing
- List of practical joke topics
- List of people who have been pied
- CLOWNING 101, an online "book"
- The Clown School
- Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Clown College
Sick Care Bear Lore
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid for a very special 25th episode as they finally fulfill one of the promises of their theme song. It’s time to learn some sick Care Bear lore.
(One note: we recorded this episode a few months ago, and the Wikipedia pages involved have actually been edited since then! We’ve tried to give you as many links as we can that contain roughly the same information as that mentioned in the podcast. Enjoy the show!)
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
- Care Bears
- Care Bears Dot Com
- Care Bears (Franchise)
- The Care Bears in the Land Without Feelings
- List of Care Bears characters
- The Care Bears Movie
- Black Lives Matter Bear
- Villains
- Nicholas Cherrywood
- Care Bears Comics
- Care Bear Stare
- Green Care Bear
- Unlock The Magic
- Care Bears™ Share Your Care Day (Postcard)
The Yeast We Can Do
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn what caused the “complications” that killed Sylvester Graham, when Americans developed a collective fear of starch, and why sliced bread is the best thing since Betty White.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
- Why Knead Bread?
- History of Bread Wikipedia
- World's oldest bread discovered
- Prehistoric bake-off: Scientists discover oldest evidence of bread
- History of Bread
- This Bread Was Made Using 4,500-Year-Old Egyptian Yeast
- Sliced bread - Wikipedia
- Panera Bread
- How the Phrase 'The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread' Originated
- The Life And Death of Wonder Bread | Smart News
- Bread in culture
- A review of White Bread, a new book about our nation's fear of flour.
- Bernarr Macfadden
- Sylvester Graham
- Graham bread
- Unleavened bread - Wikipedia
I Sherwood Like To
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn where Evan’s green screen is, which Disney movie is actually a combination of three different ideas and some spare Aristocats, and who’s capable of sword-fighting for an entire hour.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
Don't Get Cocky
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they celebrate Gus' 21st birthday with a very alcoholic episode, and also as they learn who Mitchell turns into on the full moon, how not to pronounce hors d’oeuvres, and what you can use - and where you can use it - to get a horse to perk up its tail.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
- Cocktail Party
- Cocktail
- Horse Divorce
- St. Louis: First Recorded Cocktail Party
- St. Louis -- Party Central
- Quick and Dirty History of Cocktails
- How To Throw a Cocktail Party
- David Wondrich on Saveur
- Old Fashioned (cocktail)
- International Bartenders' Association
- "Professor" Jerry Thomas
- IBA (But Wikipedia This Time)
- Movers and Shakers
- They Laughed When I Invented the Cocktail Party
Under Wraps
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn how Evan’s going to give Mitchell nightmares tonight, what a ‘vowel-like sound’ sounds like, and which Dartmouth professor the Dudes are stanning this week.
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn what the hell a safety coffin is, whether safety coffins were actually effective, and whose fault it is that people in the nineteenth century were so obsessed with safety coffins.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
- The Brain Hook
- Canopic Jars
- Egyptian Funeral Parlor Excavation
- Mummy Brains Not Removed (Video)
- Mummy With Brain But No Heart
- Oops, All Brain-Removing Hook!
- Mummification, Especially of the Brain
- Officials/Nobles/Commoners Mummies
- Reconstructed Mummy Voice
- Nate Dominy's Baboon Mummy Article
- Animal Mummies
- Punt
- Dartmouth's Nate Dominy Press Release
- Tollund Man
- Whoops, We Thought That Was A Recent Murder Victim
- Imhotep's Book of the Dead
- Book of the Dead in general
Just A Poe Boy (From A Poe Family)
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn what the hell a safety coffin is, whether safety coffins were actually effective, and whose fault it is that people in the nineteenth century were so obsessed with safety coffins.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
Pardon Our French
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn how much of English is ‘e,’ what Mitchell wants out of his tongue-twisters, and who Li’l Rob is (and why we should probably be thanking him).
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
- Definition of Sweatshirt
- History of French
- Medium - Why Does French Sound Like That?
- Babbel - Unpronounced Letters
- The Professor and the Madman
- French Orthography
- The Guardian - Why Are France's Numbers Like That?
- Li'l Rob
- French Tongue Twisters
- Gadsby
- La Dispiration
- English Letter Frequency
- French Letter Frequency
Some Like It Bot
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn what’s totally, definitely, 100% going to happen in February 2021, how many things are named after Isaac Asimov, and why, according to a recent poll, Donald Trump.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
- ARG
- HBomberGuy Sherlock Video
- AI Takeover
- R.U.R.
- AI Takeovers in Popular Culture
- Paperclip Maximizer
- AI May Doom Humans - Huffington Post
- AI: We're Like Children - The Guardian
- With Folded Hands
- Asimov's Laws
- Isaac Asimov
- How To Stop Superhuman AI
- Can We Stop AI Outsmarting Humanity?
- CSER
- Teaching AI To Be Funny
Win Some, Luge Some
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn why Gus is self-conscious about summertime frolicking, what the most improbable yet useful speed-skating strategy is, and who’s using 110,000 condoms.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
- https://www.olympic.org/sports
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_Olympic_Games
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_patrol
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miracle_on_Ice
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_Olympic_Games#Controversy
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Concerns_and_controversies_at_the_2014_Winter_Olympics
- https://www.businesstoday.in/current/world/russia-not-allowed-to-use-name-flag-anthem-at-next-two-olympics/story/425313.html
- https://time.com/5137272/condoms-at-olympics/
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_athletes_at_the_2022_Winter_Olympics
- https://www.latimes.com/sports/olympics/story/2020-12-17/russia-banned-name-flag-anthem-olympics-doping
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milan_Cathedral
- https://www.olympic.org/milano-cortina-2026
- https://stillmedab.olympic.org/media/Document%20Library/OlympicOrg/Games/Winter-Games/Games-2026-Winter-Olympic-Games/Milan-Cortina-Map.pdf#_ga=2.78392852.1425384355.1609540072-2101473872.1609540072
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Bradbury#2002_Winter_Olympics
- https://www.olympic.org/skeleton
- https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/24/sports/olympics/italy-2026-winter-olympics.html
Tree Hundred Million Years
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn what noise falling leaves make in Mitchell’s imaginary indie horror game, how Linnaeus messed up some nomenclature, and why you shouldn’t mainline any stinky seeds you happen to encounter.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
- https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/44272/the-road-not-taken
- https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-2007-12-09-0712070169-story.html
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginkgo_biloba
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginkgo
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mast_(botany)
- https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2017/11/the-great-gingko-dump-climate-change-autumn/545585/
- https://e360.yale.edu/features/peter_crane_history_of_ginkgo_earths_oldest_tree
- http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/science/2016/10/why_we_still_plant_smelly_ginkgo_trees.html
- https://www.mayoclinic.org/drugs-supplements-ginkgo/art-20362032
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddha%27s_delight
- https://thewoksoflife.com/buddhas-delight-lo-han-jai/
- https://www.seriouseats.com/2010/10/the-nasty-bits-gingko-nuts.html
- https://www.gq.com/story/ginkgo-nuts-snack-cooking
- https://www.nytimes.com/1987/08/09/books/he-gave-us-the-gingko.html
- https://www.edenproject.com/learn/for-everyone/plant-profiles/maidenhair-tree
- https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/ginkgo
Tech Styles
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn why it’s funny to run Doom on your smart fridge, who has the best name in the history of 3DWP, and what a fishcock is (but whatever you’re thinking, we promise, it’s not that).
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
- https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/it-runs-doom
- https://knittinghistory.co.uk/resources/a-short-history-of-machine-knitting/
- https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2014/09/before-computers-people-programmed-looms/380163/
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacquard_machine
- https://www.wired.com/2015/10/margaret-hamilton-nasa-apollo/
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edge-notched_card
- https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/17/science/math-physics-knitting-matsumoto.html
- https://siuewmst.wordpress.com/2019/05/01/stitch-n-bitch-alive-and-kicking-in-cities-and-universities/
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Tangled_Web
- https://www.nsf.gov/awardsearch/showAward?AWD_ID=1847172&HistoricalAwards=false
- https://www.americanscientist.org/article/adventures-in-mathematical-knitting
- https://christinalk.github.io/blog/2017/02/06/knitting-programming
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Crum_Brown
- https://knitting-crochet.wonderhowto.com/how-to/knit-mobius-strip-scarf-287556/
- https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2018/03/the-making-of-skyknit-an-ai-yarn/554894/
What's In A Name?
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn what the true meaning of shrimp scampi is, why you don’t technically need a name in the United States, and which of Mitchell and Evan’s views Gus feels compelled to walk back for the good of the podcast.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naming_in_the_United_States
- https://www.thebump.com/a/baby-name-rules
- https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/25034/8-countries-fascinating-baby-naming-laws
- https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/parenting/g28035638/50-illegal-names-around-the-world/
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naming_law
- https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-37359437
- https://www.newshub.co.nz/home/lifestyle/2019/01/revealed-new-zealand-s-most-rejected-baby-names-in-2018.html
- https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/68768/22-outlawed-baby-names-around-world
- https://www.portugalist.com/portuguese-baby-names/
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Name_change#United_States
- https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-mid-wales-36045987
- https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna22326746
- https://people.howstuffworks.com/no-name.htm
- https://www.nct.org.uk/life-parent/money-and-benefits/how-register-your-babys-birth
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Rod
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_legally_mononymous_people
Romantic Comedy
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn why Gus sounds much better than Mitchell, whether the Three Dudes would love their corpse son (if they had one), and how not to pronounce ‘boatswain.’
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Keats
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lord_Byron
- https://theculturetrip.com/europe/united-kingdom/articles/7-strange-facts-about-barmy-baron-byron/
- https://www.poetryfoundation.org/learn/glossary-terms/romanticism
- https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poets/john-keats
- http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/historic_figures/byron_lord.shtml
- https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/44477/ode-on-a-grecian-urn
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romantic_poetry
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neoclassicism
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sosibios_Vase
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Wordsworth
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Percy_Bysshe_Shelley
- https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/frankenstein-published
- https://www.onthisday.com/date/1818/january/1
- https://slate.com/technology/2016/06/how-a-volcanic-eruption-in-indonesia-inspired-frankenstein.html
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbert_West%E2%80%93Reanimator
Fortune's Fools
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn what keeps Mitchell up at night, how struggling writers can get ahead in this depressing gig economy, and why Gus is receiving secret messages from their teeth.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortune_teller_machine
- https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/50610/who-writes-messages-fortune-cookies
- https://money.com/fortune-cookie-writer/
- https://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-tuesday-edition-1.3991263/meet-the-new-writer-for-one-of-the-world-s-biggest-fortune-cookie-makers-1.3991264
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortune_cookie
- https://fivethirtyeight.com/videos/fortune-cookie-math/
- https://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/16/travel/16iht-fortune.9260526.html
- https://secondfortune.com/
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleuromancy
- https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/sep/20/fortune-cookie-writers-chinese-food
- https://careertrend.com/the-average-salary-of-a-fortune-cookie-writer-13660576.html
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortune_Cookie_(disambiguation)
Lovin' Saint Easy
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn which saint is in charge of epilepsy, bees, and Lesbians, whether there’s any good way to send someone mustache hairs, and how much they love each other.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titi
- https://www.history.com/topics/valentines-day/history-of-valentines-day-2
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentine%27s_Day
- https://www.britannica.com/topic/Valentines-Day
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Valentine
- https://historycooperative.org/history-valentines-day-card/
- https://www.npr.org/2011/02/14/133693152/the-dark-origins-of-valentines-day
- https://www.scrapbook.com/articles/valentine-history
- https://www.huffpost.com/entry/history-of-conversation-hearts_n_5a72a8e1e4b06fa61b4d60ef
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berwick_cockle
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sweethearts_(candy)
- https://www.scottishretrosweets.com/sweet/cream-and-soft-sweets/berwick-cockles/
A Proprietary Episode
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn whether Evan is lying about his gingham shirt, why it’s important to get brand-name Christianity, and what Barry Manilow was up to in the seventies. It’s a wild one, folks. Please don’t sue us.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gingham
- https://buffalojackson.com/blogs/insight/plaid-vs-gingham
- https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/proprietary_eponym
- https://www.businessinsider.com/soda-pop-coke-map-2018-10
- https://ourstory.jnj.com/i-am-stuck-band-aid-brand-adhesive-bandage
- https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StuckOnBandAidBrand
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barry_Manilow
- https://www.searstower.org/rkrause/brands.html
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escalator
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Generic_trademark
- https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20190514/10033542208/adobe-warns-users-someone-else-might-sue-them-using-old-versions-photoshop.shtml
- https://ofabondservant.com/2019/11/11/proprietary-eponyms/
- https://www.nytimes.com/2019/06/24/smarter-living/how-a-brand-name-becomes-generic.html
- https://masur.com/lawtalk/trademark-genericide/
Two Noble Kinzmen
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn which words are the naughty words, what killed the Protestant work ethic, and why a hacker would want to steal 23 million children’s virtual pets.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
- https://www.republicworld.com/technology-news/apps/adobe-flash-to-be-shut-down-why-and-when-is-adobe-ending-flash.html#:~:text=Adobe%20Flash%20is%20going%20to,year%202020%20i.e.%20December%2031.&text=This%20means%20there%20won't,long%20as%20it%20suits%20them.
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Webkinz
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ganz_Midwest-CBK
- https://yaledailynews.com/blog/2019/01/24/i-returned-to-webkinz-so-you-wouldnt-have-to/
- https://www.youtube.com/user/Webkinz
- https://webkinznewz.ganzworld.com/announcements/official-statement-on-the-future-of-webkinz-plush-toys/
- https://www.commonsensemedia.org/website-reviews/webkinz/user-reviews/adult?utm_expid=.hUiP8SXRSgqaELKCphvkCA.0&utm_referrer=
- https://www.theverge.com/2019/9/24/20882024/webkinz-virtual-pets-kill-deadline-world
- http://www.digitaljournal.com/tech-and-science/technology/children-s-gane-webkinz-suffers-from-a-data-breach/article/570557
Afraid of the Durk
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn how Gus managed to claim the title of Mr. Worldwide, who the most popular person born in 1858 is, and which book made a lot of Cognitive Science students yell at Mitchell.
Content Warning: mentions of suicide at 13:05-13:48. Feel free to skip; you won't miss much.
Correction: The Freud footnote Gus mentioned is in Civilization and its Discontents, not the Uncanny.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
- https://westwing.fandom.com/wiki/The_State_Dinner
- https://genius.com/Pitbull-international-love-lyrics
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Collective_effervescence#:~:text=Collective%20effervescence%20(CE)%20is%20a,participate%20in%20the%20same%20action.
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%89mile_Durkheim
- https://www.nytimes.com/2012/03/25/books/review/the-righteous-mind-by-jonathan-haidt.html
- https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/hidden-motives/201210/the-hive-hypothesis
- https://facts.kiddle.co/%C3%89mile_Durkheim
- https://courses.lumenlearning.com/sociology/
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_integration
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sociology_of_religion
- https://iep.utm.edu/durkheim/#:~:text=4.-,Durkheim's%20Philosophy%20of%20Religion,a%20secular%20basis%20without%20religion.&text=According%20to%20Durkheim%2C%20religion%20is,human%20activity%2C%20not%20divine%20intervention.
- https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/21674086.1932.11925143?journalCode=upaq20
- https://www.famousbirthdays.com/people/emile-durkheim.html
- https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=all&geo=US&q=emile%20durkheim
Get A Clue
Join the Three Dudes Wearing Plaid as they learn who or what Gus flashed today, which off-Broadway musical traps its characters in an endless time loop of murder, and why Mitchell’s feeling so darn spooked.
...But probably don’t join us until you’ve watched Clue: The Movie. We’re not saying you won’t enjoy this episode otherwise, only that it’ll probably be a lot more fun once you’ve seen the movie. It’s free with Amazon Prime. Trust us, you probably won’t regret it.
Our theme music is by Evan Schafer, and the show is edited by Gus Guszkowski. If you have questions or comments about anything we talked about on the show, feel free to email us at 3dudeswearingplaid@gmail.com, and follow us on Instagram @3dwpcast!
All the links for this episode can be found below:
- https://www.rei.com/learn/expert-advice/climbing-bouldering-rating.html
- https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/i-think-coolsville-sucks
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clue_(film)
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mystery_of_Edwin_Drood
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Ebert
- https://www.nytimes.com/1985/12/13/movies/screen-clue-from-game-to-film.html
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/His_Girl_Friday
- https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088930/trivia
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jane_Wiedlin
- https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/72462/13-mysterious-facts-about-clue
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Ving
- http://broadwaylicensing.com/shows/plays/clue/
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clue_(musical)
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clue_(miniseries)
- https://www.nydailynews.com/archives/nydn-features/murder-musical-hasn-clue-article-1.785317#ixzz2FLbdmMsp