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The Accidental Millennials Podcast

The Accidental Millennials Podcast

By Accidental Millennials

Dan and Cory are two 30-something know-it-all's who find out each week just how little they really know. Listen as they challenge each other to explain topics of the other's choosing. Sometimes, they may even know a thing or two.
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Uptown Funk

The Accidental Millennials PodcastMay 08, 2019

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Muzak

Muzak

This week, the guys stick to music.  Listen as stories are told, both truth and lies.

-The Story of "Tears in Heaven"

-The Highwaymen

-Trisha Paytas

-The cajon (drum)

May 15, 201959:05
Uptown Funk

Uptown Funk

Tonight's topics leave Cory at a complete loss while Dan scrapes by using pure charisma and sexual attraction.

Tonight's Topics:

-Peter Gene Hernandez

-The History of Jiu Jitsu

-The Mini-Series Sybil

-The Green New Deal

-Muchausen Syndrome by Proxy

May 08, 201901:05:23
Anus Tart

Anus Tart

Dan and Cory introduce a new format and basically a new show.  The guys challenge each other with topics chosen by each opposing co-host, and each one has to explain the topic....no matter what.  Tonight's show includes:

-The Allan Houston Rule

-Genghis Khan

-Pangea

-Chester A. Arthur

Redemption Round - The creating of the NBA


Let us know if you love or hate the new format and give us your ideas  on twitter: @accidentalmill2; instagram @accidentalmillennialspodcast; or accidentalmillennials@gmail.com.  Or leave us a message on the anchor.fm app.

Apr 30, 201946:16
Revenge of the Nerds

Revenge of the Nerds

Cory and Dan discuss Lil Dicky and his new video, Earth, super aware famous people, and a deeeeeep dive into music.  Cory uses this to burn familial bridges.  The guys then discuss taxes and a whole bunch of nerd stuff with Mortal Kombat 11, Avengers: Endgame, and the Battle of Winterfell on the horizon.

Apr 25, 201901:10:36
Alone Time

Alone Time

Cory and Dan discuss what they like to do when they are home alone and dive into whether or not they would take PEDs.

Apr 18, 201951:34
I Have Balls, and You Don't

I Have Balls, and You Don't

Cory and Dan nerd out a bit about Game of Thrones, Tiger Woods' resurgence, and being awful sissies about scary movies.

Apr 16, 201952:16
Tooth Pimples

Tooth Pimples

NBA, Steroids, Sheds, dental catastrophes.  Something for everyone.

Apr 11, 201901:07:46
Things Got Ugly

Things Got Ugly

Cory and Dan politely chit chat until they don't anymore.  Luckily for this episode, they were recording remotely.

Apr 08, 201901:00:28
The Good Old Days

The Good Old Days

Cory and Dan discuss old tv shows from their youth, teaching their kids about real entertainment, and then devolve into politics and UFC.  Not to mention a cameo from our good personal friend, Bas Rutten.

Apr 04, 201956:32
Blue Steel

Blue Steel

Cory and Dan discuss JoJo Seewah, what not to do after the age of 30, and Dan proclaims that Bryan Callen was a better show than Chris D'elia.

Apr 01, 201901:13:43
John McClain

John McClain

Cory and Dan discuss having to change your personality and be a chameleon in life, as well as the normal nonsense.

Mar 28, 201901:00:51
Welcome Back

Welcome Back

Cory and Dan come back from a week and a half technical hiatus to do the same stuff as before and talk about a random array of topics.  Come for the American privilege, stay for the Rick Ross quotes.

Mar 25, 201901:12:38
Caveman DNA

Caveman DNA

Cory and Dan get heated discussing anti-vaxxers.  They also discuss Costco, handicap tags, and Dan's Caveman DNA.

Mar 14, 201901:08:39
Dan Vs. Sonic Drive-In

Dan Vs. Sonic Drive-In

Dan has sprung back to life and has a bone to pick against Sonic Drive-In.  Cory and Dan reenact potential call center scenarios and later discuss celebrities, obscene amounts of money, and the beautiful wonder that is Bradley Cooper.  Enjoy.

Mar 11, 201956:58
Do Better, Don't Pee on People

Do Better, Don't Pee on People

Cory carries the show discussing R. Kelly and all of the low-hanging fruit that goes with it, while Dan clings to consciousness after being violently attacked by a suspect turkey sandwich.

Mar 08, 201947:02
A Star is Birthed

A Star is Birthed

Cory and Dan discuss Dan's newfound love for Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga after watching their film.  Cory convinces Dan to channel his college douche and play guitar (but not sing).  About 40 minutes in, we dip into full UFC mode, so prepare yourself accordingly.

Mar 04, 201901:13:16
Don't Listen to this Episode

Don't Listen to this Episode

Cory and Dan start silly, but then get serious.  I'm obligated to state that Cory is NOT a racist.  Don't listen.  Or do.  I'm not your mom.

Feb 28, 201901:15:50
Old Balls

Old Balls

Cory and Dan discuss a plethora of topics, covering prostitution stings, Steve Irwin, and Cory's dad's old balls.

Feb 25, 201901:04:45
Grown Up Time

Grown Up Time

Cory and Dan discuss crock pots, steak, Jussie Smollet, and general mature conversation for once.  Dan has a creaky chair.

Feb 21, 201901:03:10
Too Distracted to Care

Too Distracted to Care

Cory and Dan try to bring the energy early due to technical difficulties and a plethora of sporting events.  The gentlemen talk about dogs, listener messages, prank calls, and Freddie Mercury.

Feb 18, 201901:00:42
Torque

Torque

Cory and Dan discuss "beta" males and Dan propositions Cory to give him some "relief."
Feb 14, 201901:02:13
Cumbersnatch

Cumbersnatch

Cory and Dan discuss the windfalls of Walmart, Cory's early rap career, and the fact that we have been slipping between alternate timelines.

Feb 11, 201901:01:22
Pretend Tough Guys

Pretend Tough Guys

Cory and Dan bring on their first guest for their first MMA-centric episode. Damian joins the guys to talk about current MMA events and talk about the fights coming up over the next two months. It actually sounds like a podcast!!!
Feb 07, 201901:27:54
Super Blow Sunday

Super Blow Sunday

Cory and Dan talk parenting, DVRing sports, and technical difficulties. The Super Bowl is discussed for all of 45 seconds, while it is happening.
Feb 04, 201901:00:57
LOOK! SQUIRREL!!!

LOOK! SQUIRREL!!!

Cory and Dan rant about 47 different topics, Dan speaks of his transcendent viewing of a Denzel classic, and Cory doesn't mention poop for an entire hour.

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Jan 31, 201901:10:09
Remember When?

Remember When?

Cory and Dan break down sporting events, movies, and people that have impacted their lives. Cory somehow brings the show's level of class down in under a minute.
Jan 28, 201901:25:50
Lazy Thursday

Lazy Thursday

Cory and Dan find the joy of soundboard apps and open with a deep dive into ball shaving. Cory decides to open a rift between PA and NJ.
Jan 25, 201901:16:35
InstaFamous

InstaFamous

Cory and Dan recap UFC's first endeavor on ESPN, talk more about the awesomeness that is McDojoLife and Fakeblackbelts, and push the shit out of their new instagram page.
Jan 21, 201901:11:41
Pointless Stories

Pointless Stories

Dan is sick. Cory is an asshole. Cory tells a pointless story to start the show and sets the tone for nonsense. The guys also briefly discuss parenting after divorce.
Jan 18, 201901:14:27
No Touch KO
Jan 13, 201901:08:14
It's Poop Again!

It's Poop Again!

Cory and Dan decide to throw away all dignity and talk about poop to open the show. After the toilet talk, the boys discuss viral catchphrases what has stuck for them.
Jan 10, 201901:09:29
Pork Rolls and Friends

Pork Rolls and Friends

Cory and Dan discuss getting fat, Bird Box, and fan boys ruining movies.
Jan 07, 201959:02
Down the Rabbit-Hole

Down the Rabbit-Hole

Cory and Dan discuss going down rabbit-holes, YouTube's addictive qualities, and they go down rabbit-holes in the process.
Jan 03, 201901:08:07
2018 in Review

2018 in Review

Cory and Dan close out the year with a recap of 2018, some arguing, some laughter, and the hunt for a better word than "horny."
Dec 31, 201801:08:48
Now Playing...

Now Playing...

Cory and Dan recap Christmas and talk about movies. Cory unveils his love of vests.
Dec 27, 201845:21
Sh!tty Coworkers

Sh!tty Coworkers

Cory and Dan intended on talking about crazy jobs/coworkers, but Cory insists on talking about poop.
Dec 24, 201853:00
Holly Jolly Millennials

Holly Jolly Millennials

Cory and Dan are running on fumes and discuss Christmas traditions, Lady Santa, and just general irritation with people getting butt-hurt.
Dec 20, 201801:13:33
Who Ya Gonna Call?

Who Ya Gonna Call?

Cory and Dan discuss the spirit world, ghosts, mediums, telepaths, and pretty much anything else supernatural. They also try to avoid religion like the plague.
Dec 16, 201801:22:04
What's So Funny?

What's So Funny?

Cory and Dan discuss their love of all things comedy, what got them started, and where they stand now. Also, Cory aggressively attacks ghosts and we've got an intro!!!! (kind of)
Dec 13, 201801:24:18