The Accidental Millennials Podcast
By Accidental Millennials
The Accidental Millennials PodcastMay 08, 2019
Muzak
This week, the guys stick to music. Listen as stories are told, both truth and lies.
-The Story of "Tears in Heaven"
-The Highwaymen
-Trisha Paytas
-The cajon (drum)
Uptown Funk
Tonight's topics leave Cory at a complete loss while Dan scrapes by using pure charisma and sexual attraction.
Tonight's Topics:
-Peter Gene Hernandez
-The History of Jiu Jitsu
-The Mini-Series Sybil
-The Green New Deal
-Muchausen Syndrome by Proxy
Anus Tart
Dan and Cory introduce a new format and basically a new show. The guys challenge each other with topics chosen by each opposing co-host, and each one has to explain the topic....no matter what. Tonight's show includes:
-The Allan Houston Rule
-Genghis Khan
-Pangea
-Chester A. Arthur
Redemption Round - The creating of the NBA
Let us know if you love or hate the new format and give us your ideas on twitter: @accidentalmill2; instagram @accidentalmillennialspodcast; or accidentalmillennials@gmail.com. Or leave us a message on the anchor.fm app.
Revenge of the Nerds
Cory and Dan discuss Lil Dicky and his new video, Earth, super aware famous people, and a deeeeeep dive into music. Cory uses this to burn familial bridges. The guys then discuss taxes and a whole bunch of nerd stuff with Mortal Kombat 11, Avengers: Endgame, and the Battle of Winterfell on the horizon.
Alone Time
Cory and Dan discuss what they like to do when they are home alone and dive into whether or not they would take PEDs.
I Have Balls, and You Don't
Cory and Dan nerd out a bit about Game of Thrones, Tiger Woods' resurgence, and being awful sissies about scary movies.
Tooth Pimples
NBA, Steroids, Sheds, dental catastrophes. Something for everyone.
Things Got Ugly
Cory and Dan politely chit chat until they don't anymore. Luckily for this episode, they were recording remotely.
The Good Old Days
Cory and Dan discuss old tv shows from their youth, teaching their kids about real entertainment, and then devolve into politics and UFC. Not to mention a cameo from our good personal friend, Bas Rutten.
Blue Steel
Cory and Dan discuss JoJo Seewah, what not to do after the age of 30, and Dan proclaims that Bryan Callen was a better show than Chris D'elia.
John McClain
Cory and Dan discuss having to change your personality and be a chameleon in life, as well as the normal nonsense.
Welcome Back
Cory and Dan come back from a week and a half technical hiatus to do the same stuff as before and talk about a random array of topics. Come for the American privilege, stay for the Rick Ross quotes.
Caveman DNA
Cory and Dan get heated discussing anti-vaxxers. They also discuss Costco, handicap tags, and Dan's Caveman DNA.
Dan Vs. Sonic Drive-In
Dan has sprung back to life and has a bone to pick against Sonic Drive-In. Cory and Dan reenact potential call center scenarios and later discuss celebrities, obscene amounts of money, and the beautiful wonder that is Bradley Cooper. Enjoy.
Do Better, Don't Pee on People
Cory carries the show discussing R. Kelly and all of the low-hanging fruit that goes with it, while Dan clings to consciousness after being violently attacked by a suspect turkey sandwich.
A Star is Birthed
Cory and Dan discuss Dan's newfound love for Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga after watching their film. Cory convinces Dan to channel his college douche and play guitar (but not sing). About 40 minutes in, we dip into full UFC mode, so prepare yourself accordingly.
Don't Listen to this Episode
Cory and Dan start silly, but then get serious. I'm obligated to state that Cory is NOT a racist. Don't listen. Or do. I'm not your mom.
Old Balls
Cory and Dan discuss a plethora of topics, covering prostitution stings, Steve Irwin, and Cory's dad's old balls.
Grown Up Time
Cory and Dan discuss crock pots, steak, Jussie Smollet, and general mature conversation for once. Dan has a creaky chair.
Too Distracted to Care
Cory and Dan try to bring the energy early due to technical difficulties and a plethora of sporting events. The gentlemen talk about dogs, listener messages, prank calls, and Freddie Mercury.
Torque
Cumbersnatch
Cory and Dan discuss the windfalls of Walmart, Cory's early rap career, and the fact that we have been slipping between alternate timelines.
Pretend Tough Guys
Super Blow Sunday
LOOK! SQUIRREL!!!
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