Adventures of a Ginger and a Blonde

You know how it goes- there are a lot of things we say and swear by BEFORE we have children. Then they show up and it all goes out the window. In this episode of AOGB, we are taking a look at all of those “certainties” we had going into parenthood, and where we are at currently. Surely you can guess that we are eating a lot of our words, but we are curious if you can relate? Did we all lie about the same things? Listen and let us know…

Sounds scandalous right? We open up about our latest guilty pleasures now that we're responsible adults with children (HAHAHA)

We have a little more experience in this motherhood game and in honor of Mother's Day we thought we'd drop that "knowledge" on our listeners. Really, it's mostly just us proving we're now the moms we said we'd never be. Go on and give her a listen.

Our casual conversations brought to you by table topics and picklebacks

Blame it on the eh-eh-eh- enneagram. We’ve taken the test- now we are sharing results and discussing the accuracy of this personality test. Can you blame all your wrongdoings on your type? Is there a particular number that might be your perfect match? What are each type’s biggest strengths? We chat about all these questions and more. Join us, but just know- you’re more than a number...

Ashley nearly had baby Blake sitting on the toilet in her master bathroom. She shares this and all the new things she’s learn about parenthood in the last eight weeks.

It’s the episode you’ve all been begging for, we answer the questions you’ve been dying to ask us. We took to our Instagram platform and asked our millions of followers what they wanted to know and the response was overwhelming (we received like 10 questions- are we influencers yet?!). Thanks for coming to our Ted Talk. Any other brain busters for us?

2020 has been what some may call a “shitshow”. We agree. Tune in as we dive into some of our pandemic pet peeves (spoiler alert: we have a lot). We think we’ve all earned the right to complain about the way this year has turned out.

Pregnancy and new parenthood all at the same time!? When are the real adults showing up to take over? This week we try to sum up the craziness that is this new chapter of life for us. We aren’t your typical moms, you know we are #coolmoms. Well, so we hope. Right now we are just trying to survive.

Join us for a very professional review on the sh*tshow that is the Netflix series “Love is Blind”. Do we believe love is blind? Welllll, you’ll just have to tune in and see.

It’s time to dish on life lately- did you all know about the global pandemic? We dive into the good (yes, there’s lots!), the bad, and the ugly during this quarantine. How are we handling it? Are we grocery shopping? Are the husbands still alive? This is our life lately- we assume you can relate. We know you’re not going anywhere either.

A mental, physical, sexual game of warfare?! Yeah, we are talking pregnancy; and Ashley is shooting you straight on hers this week. It’s the nitty gritty, folks. Grab some popcorn.

Tiger King has saved the world during this pandemic. More entertainment in an hour episode than a whole season of most shows. And your girls review it for your listening pleasure.

Do you ever wish you could go back and share some bits of wisdom with your younger self?! Yeah. Us too. Would’ve saved us a lot of tears in our younger years. If we can’t laugh at it now, when can we?!

Do you ever wonder why people do the often ridiculous things that they do? Why do we care that you have an honor roll student, or 4 stick figure children on your mini van. We don’t. Join us as we dissect and address more unsolved mysteries.

Late to the party is better than not showing up at all. We give you a 2019 recap and our vision for 2020. If this episode is any indication of how 2020 will go, it’s about to be a weird, fun year 😂

A complete rundown of all things Christmas. We discuss the holiday season and the many decisions we are all up against.

It’s the most wine-derful time of the year, but also the most stressful. Enjoy our guide on how to survive the holidays with the people that you love and that also drive you crazy!

Think what to expect when you’re expecting, but a REALER more inappropriate version.

It’s no secret that women speak their own language. Your girls are here to decipher it.

Did you know Charleston is continually voted as the #1 city in the world AND the US? Do we agree with this? Check out today’s episode to learn how we really feel. We hold nothing back, per usual.

We dive deeper into our awkward lives with some fun and traumatic stories from our childhood. This could explain why our parents lied to us so much.

Diving into the many lies of our childhood and a few of the lies we still believe.

Barcelona- What You Should Avoid On Vacay

Barcelona: The Importance of Spontaneity and Recommendations

Relax- your 30’s are just like your 20s- except you look older and everything hurts a little more. Jk. Your 30’s DON’T suck. Tune in to hear why.

Dedicated to the fashion trends we love, love to hate, and those that we can’t seem to pull off.

We dive into our pet peeves and the shit that makes our skin crawl.

Use our successes and failures as a lesson in how to throw the world’s best get together.