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All Flex, No DexJul 06, 2022
M&M: Ep. 7. Tutorial Finished
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Ash finishes his job, and moves on to bigger and more dangerous things.
Credit:
This game is run on the Rifts ttrpg from the Palladium Megaverse.
palladiumbooks.com/
Art done by ko-fi.com/kalandras
Ep. 3 Dandy's Backstory
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After some debauchery, it's time for the final showdown!
Credit:
This game is ran in our homebrew world of Epea, using Wizards of the Coast 5e Dungeons and Dragons and dndbeyond.com mechanics, rules and creatures.
Displacer race was found on dndbeyond, and is modeled from Displacers from the Beyonders novel series: brandonmull.com/category/beyonders
Potion of Invisability- modeled after The Robe of Invisability, created by Lorelock.co
Carpet of Cattle Carrying- created by Rob from Stories and Sorceries podcast open.spotify.com/show/1s6GOCwWldtSQhvE9vgXw3?si=2W6gDlAPRWmc9ODLuwltEw
Ep. 2 Dandy's Backstory
This is an adult podcast. At any given time during the episode, there may be adult material such as references to adult activities, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, disturbing scenarios, drug abuse, harsh language, and sexual references.
Part 2 of 3, Dandy makes friends with a dragon and makes a move on The Glittery Boi. Finally.
Credit:
This game is ran in our homebrew world of Epea, using Wizards of the Coast 5e Dungeons and Dragons and dndbeyond.com mechanics, rules and creatures.
Displacer race was found on dndbeyond, and is modeled from Displacers from the Beyonders novel series: brandonmull.com/category/beyonders
Potion of Invisability- modeled after The Robe of Invisability, created by Lorelock.co
Carpet of Cattle Carrying- created by Rob from Stories and Sorceries podcast open.spotify.com/show/1s6GOCwWldtSQhvE9vgXw3?si=2W6gDlAPRWmc9ODLuwltEw
Ep. 1 Dandy's Backstory
This is an adult podcast. At any given time during the episode, there may be adult material such as references to adult activities, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, disturbing scenarios, drug abuse, harsh language, and sexual references.
We find out how Dandy gets popular in this 3 part one-shot in The Valley of the Sunrise!
Credit:
This game is ran in our homebrew world of Epea, using Wizards of the Coast 5e Dungeons and Dragons and dndbeyond.com mechanics, rules and creatures.
Displacer race was found on dndbeyond, and is modeled from Displacers from the Beyonders novel series: brandonmull.com/category/beyonders
Potion of Invisability- modeled after The Robe of Invisability, created by Lorelock.co
Carpet of Cattle Carrying- created by Rob from Stories and Sorceries podcast open.spotify.com/show/1s6GOCwWldtSQhvE9vgXw3?si=2W6gDlAPRWmc9ODLuwltEw
M&M: Ep 6. P.T.S.D.
Disclaimer:
This is an adult podcast. At any given time during the episode, there may be adult material such as references to adult activities, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, disturbing scenarios, drug abuse, harsh language, and sexual references.
Ash finds one of his marks, deals with some gang members, and deals with a strange electrical and supernatural critter. Ash also further experiences just how much he is lacking in people skills.
Credit:
This game is run on the Rifts ttrpg from the Palladium Megaverse. https://palladiumbooks.com/
Art done by ko-fi.com/kalandras
M&M: Ep 5. Collection Day
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Ash gets paid for a job well done, more work is acquired, and a freak show is watched…joined?
Credit:
This game is run on the Rifts ttrpg from the Palladium Megaverse.
palladiumbooks.com/
Art done by ko-fi.com/kalandras
M&M: Ep 4. Old Friends
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Back into the apocalypse we go, as we continue Ash’s escort mission to the city-state of Orasol! Ash meets his old “friend” along the way!
Credit:
This game is run on the Rifts ttrpg from the Palladium Megaverse.
palladiumbooks.com/
Art done by ko-fi.com/kalandras
Ep. 15: Mines and Antagonists
The party finally reaches the Deep Depth Mines, and run into unexpected trouble!
Outside Content Used in this Episode:
Deathstorm, the blue dragon wyrmling warlock- https://drum.io/ofgodsandgamemasters
Tea Dragon- On Reddit: u/NeverendingCodex On Patreon: NeverendingCodex
Duck of Many Things: Username on dndbeyond is SuspiciousNarwhal and on Imgur is OhNoItsTheDramaLlama and found on Reddit from u/TheSuspiciousNarwal
Dndbeyond.com
Behind the DM Screen
This is a special behind-the-scenes episode where we talk about our characters, items, and choices. We also talk about other characters in other games, and more!
Ep 14: Tiny Dragon, Fierce Dragon
A new tea dragon has been found, and we see Zen’s new found love of flying! AND DUCKS! The names Clog Stonebreaker and Tim! Were given to us by Arron Knox and Jacob Lord!
Outside Content Used in this Episode:
Duck of Many Things: Username on dndbeyond is SuspiciousNarwhal and on Imgur is OhNoItsTheDramaLlama and found on Reddit from u/TheSuspiciousNarwal
Tea Dragon- On Reddit: u/NeverendingCodex On Patreon: NeverendingCodex
The Sword of Summoning Ducks- Matthew J Willis : https://swordscomic.com/archive/Swords/Sword%20of%20Summoning%20Ducks/
Spell- Summon Summoner Created by @RRollplaying on Twitter
The Holy Gherkin- https://www.lorelock.co/
Dndbeyond.com
Ep. 13: Where Eagles Dare
Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references.
The adventure continues, and the party attempts to get some fresh food! Instead, they are once again distracted by wild magic! Oh no!
Outside Content Used in this Episode:
Crisis Fumes Trap- https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Identity_Crisis_Fume_(5e_Trap)
Bag of Safe Places: Original content creator is unknown. (Please let us know if you know who originally made it!)
Tea Dragon- On Reddit: u/NeverendingCodex On Patreon: NeverendingCodex
Dwarven Erotica Novels- On Reddit: u/progressive_orphan
Duck of Many Things: Username on dndbeyond is SuspiciousNarwhal and on Imgur is OhNoItsTheDramaLlama and found on Reddit from u/TheSuspiciousNarwal
Ep. 12: A Fowl Attack
Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references.
Conflict resolution and Easy DnD at it's finest! Bahamut's servants lend a hand, and retainers become adventurers. Featuring special guest Ethan Reynolds!
Find Ethan’s work on:
DriveThruRPG: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/browse/pub/19942/Ethan-H-Reynolds
Itch.io: https://ethanhreynolds.itch.io/ KoFi: https://ko-fi.com/ethanreynolds17434
Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram: @EfanGamez
Outside Content Used in this Episode:
Jar of Monsters (that now look like pokeballs)- On Patreon.com/Lorelock and https://www.lorelock.co/
Mixed Nuts Trap- https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Mixed_Nuts_(5e_Trap)
https://5emagic.shop/
Dndbeyond.com
Ep. 11: When Lightning Strikes
Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references.
The party meets a disciple of Bahamut and their retainers, and make friends! Not with the goose though, for the goose….peace was never an option. Featuring special guest Ethan Reynolds!
Find Ethan’s work on:
DriveThruRPG: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/browse/pub/19942/Ethan-H-Reynolds
Itch.io: https://ethanhreynolds.itch.io/
KoFi: https://ko-fi.com/ethanreynolds17434
Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram: @EfanGamez
Outside Content Used in this Episode:
Jar of Monsters (that now look like pokeballs)- On Patreon.com/Lorelock and https://www.lorelock.co/
Crisis Fumes Trap- https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Identity_Crisis_Fume_(5e_Trap)
Mixed Nuts Trap- https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Mixed_Nuts_(5e_Trap)
https://5emagic.shop/
Dndbeyond.com
Ep. 10: Onset of Anatidaephobia
Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references.
A goose? What the hell is a goose doing here? Eh, don’t matter. Time for the party to explore what lies below the ruins of the chapel!
Outside Content Used in this Episode:
-Bob (homebrew magic bag) Knights of Vasteel http://knightsofvasteel.com/
Jar of Monsters- On Patreon.com/Lorelock and https://www.lorelock.co/
Black Dragon Lair pulled straight from WotC’s ‘Fizban’s Treasury of Dragons’.
https://5emagic.shop/
Dndbeyond.com
Ep. 9: Draconic Drama
Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references.
The adventure continues, a fight ensues, and exploration happens! Stuff and things, oh my! Names provided by the great @NaMo_PlaysDND on Twitter!
Bob- Made by Knights of Vasteel http://knightsofvasteel.com/
Boots of Blinding Speed- Made by Heavyarms on Patreon.
Athlete’s Training Boots- Made by Jhamkul on Instagram and Reddit
Boots of Frontin’ and Stuntin’- Made by marshmallow_figs on Reddit.
Box of Tooth Fairies- On Patreon.com/Lorelock and https://www.lorelock.co/
Jar of Monsters- On Patreon.com/Lorelock and https://www.lorelock.co/
Black Dragon Lair was pulled straight from WotC’s ‘Fizban’s Treasury of Dragons’.
https://5emagic.shop/
Dndbeyond.com
Ep. 8: The Trials of Wild Magic
Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references.
A magical item is found, Damon parts ways with the party for a while, and Dandy finally gets recognized for his talents!
Shout out to @NaMo_PlaysDND on Twitter for the name Fennel Whitherrot!
Homebrew items and sites used:
Athlete’s Training Boots- Made by Jhamkul on Instagram and Reddit
Boots of Phasing- Made by ThePoliteCanadian on Reddit.
Boots of Blinding Speed- Made by Heavyarms on Patreon.
Boots of Frontin’ and Stuntin’- Made by marshmallow_figs on Reddit.
Bag of Safe Places:. Original content creator is unknown. (Please let us know if you know who originally made it!)
Grenade of Many Things: BJ hypes– https://bjhypes.com/grenade-of-many-things/
Duck of Many Things: Username on dndbeyond is SuspiciousNarwhal and on Imgur is OhNoItsTheDramaLlama and found on Reddit from u/TheSuspiciousNarwal
Tea Dragon- On Patreon: NeverendingCodex
https://www.dndbeyond.com/
AFND Presents...Mercs and Monsters-Ep. 3: What's A Dolphin?
Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references.
Ash and his crew finishes their river fight and make it to Danacha's brother's harbor before the night ends!
Art done by ko-fi.com/kalandras
AFND Presents...Mercs and Monsters-Ep. 2: Godzilla, Pirates, and Explosives Oh My!
Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references.
We continue with Ash and his dependents to the Mississippi River, and begin their trek up the waterway!
Art done by ko-fi.com/kalandras
AFND Presents...Mercs and Monsters-Ep. 1: Lock, Load, and Escort!
Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references.
Welcome to Adventures in the Verse: Mercs and Monsters! This is the first episode of a Rifts campaign, these will be released in three episode chunks. We start with the new mercenary graduate Ash, who equips for an escort job from the MercTown. People are met, items acquired, and allies made!
Art done by ko-fi.com/kalandras
Update: Gear Shift in Campaigns
With the holidays, it has been difficult to get everyone together to record. So starting April 13th, we will be presenting our Rifts Mini-Arcs! The first 3 eppy mini-arc will start on April 13th. Eppy 2 will air on the 27th, and eppy 3 will air on May 11th. After that, we will return on May 25th to the main campaign arc in the Valley of the Sunrise!
Ep. 7: What Moist Things Lurk in the Darkness
Episode Warning: The word “moist” is stated. A lot. Also, this is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references.
The party makes their way out of the underdark, finally!
Damon is played by Kiowa Walworth.
Dinsbeet is played by Nicole.
Zenzazary is played by Jasper (formerly known as Hanna).
Dandy Lion is played by Zakry Spengler.
The DM is Tony Spengler.
Duck of Many Things: Username on dndbeyond is SuspiciousNarwhal and on Imgur is OhNoItsTheDramaLlama and found on Reddit from u/TheSuspiciousNarwal
Tea Dragon- On Patreon: NeverendingCodex
Plot Armor: Unsure who the original content creator is. (Please let us know if you know who originally made it!)
A Licktoad Goblin One-Shot!
Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references.
Hello! Welcome to our wonderfully chaotic mess of a one-shot! We take a break from Epea today and join four gobbys who must steal a pretty looking gift for their own benefit!
The name of this fun one-shot is called "We Licktoad Goblins", a goblin CC Adventure by Aghostofeli ( https://maydayroleplay.com/ )!
Ep. 6: The Battle Continues! (w/ special guest Azuloth!)
Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references.
The battle with the gobs continues! Will Dandy survive? Will the goblets revert back to normal civilized behavior? Will Zen find love? Probably not for all of the above, but listen to find out for sure!
Damon is played by Kiowa Walworth.
Dinsbeet is played by Nicole.
Zenzazary is played by Jasper (formerly known as Hanna).
Dandy Lion is played by Zakry Spengler.
The DM is Tony Spengler.
Guest Star: Azuloth! On Twitter @gm_azuloth Twitch: https://twitch.tv/azuloth Youtube: https://tinyurl.com/2dnvs8n4
On Reddit: u/TheAdonalsium=
-Cursed Ring of Seeking
-Cursed Ring of Wishes
-Ring of Bureaucratic Wizardry
Pack of Magic Crayons- Squidmansquid on Dndbeyond
Box of Tooth Fairies and Bead of Expansion- On Patreon: Lorelock
https://5emagic.shop/
Dndbeyond.com
Ep 5: Underdark High Society (with special guest Azuloth)
Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references.
Another pet joins the fodder ranks for the DM to fireball, a mysterious half-drow is met and leads the party to the Underlake, and high-class goblins are met. Things happen, promises are made, and things explode!
Damon is played by Kiowa Walworth.
Dinsbeet is played by Nicole.
Zenzazary is played by Jasper (formerly known as Hanna).
Dandy Lion is played by Zakry Spengler.
The DM is Tony Spengler.
Guest Star: Azuloth!
Follow Azuloth on Twitter @gm_azuloth Twitch: https://twitch.tv/azuloth Youtube: https://tinyurl.com/2dnvs8n4
Gelatinous Ice Cube- On Patreon: LootTavern
Tea Dragon- On Patreon: NeverendingCodex
Goblet- On Reddit: u/pedantic_pineapple
Swarm of Goblets- homebrew made by TonyTheScavver on Dndbeyond.
Armored Goblin- homebrew made by Imre on Dndbeyond.
https://5emagic.shop/
Dndbeyond.com
Ep 4: Reunited and It Feels So Good!
Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references.
The party encounters a wild Damon! They then continue deeper into the Underdark, find more things in the Bag of Safe Places, and meet an unusual person with a fabulous sense of style. Will they ever find this underground lake? One can only hope!
Damon is played by Kiowa Walworth.
Dinsbeet is played by Nicole.
Zenzazary is played by Jasper (formerly known as Hanna).
Dandy Lion is played by Zakry Spengler.
The DM is Tony Spengler.
Shout-outs for NPCs names given this episode by @AudioDramaDebut on Twitter for Blitzwing and our #1 patron Raven Walworth for Tall Hat!
Duck of Many Things: Username on dndbeyond is SuspiciousNarwhal and on Imgur is OhNoItsTheDramaLlama and found on Reddit from u/TheSuspiciousNarwal
Tea Dragon- On Patreon: NeverendingCodex
Bag of Safe Places: Original content creator is unknown. (Please let us know if you know who originally made it!)
Grenade of Many Things: BJ hypes– https://bjhypes.com/grenade-of-many-things/
Ep 3: A Bag of Surprises!
Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references.
The party makes their way deeper into the Underdark, ghost calls from Damon, and investigate the contents of the Bag of Safe Places! How deep do they need to travel? Will Goulm actually give them a Shard of Tiamat? Will Zen actually find true love? Find out in this eppy!
Damon is played by Kiowa Walworth.
Dinsbeet is played by Nicole.
Zenzazary is played by Jasper (formerly known as Hanna).
Dandy Lion is played by Zakry Spengler.
The DM is Tony Spengler.
Credits:
Shout-outs for NPC names given this episode by @NaMo_PlaysDND on Twitter and Jonathon Bleck!
Bag of Safe Places: Original content creator is unknown. (Please let us know if you know who originally made it!)
Grenade of Many Things: BJ hypes– https://bjhypes.com/grenade-of-many-things/
Tea Dragon- On Patreon: NeverendingCodex
Dwarven Erotica Novels- On Reddit: u/progressive_orphan
Dndbeyond.com
Ep 2: Friends in Dark Places
Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references.
Welcome to the mysterious continent of Epea! We rejoin the party as they investigate the blackened mound, receive a side-quest, and meet new friends in dark places!
Damon is played by Kiowa Walworth.
Dinsbeet is played by Nicole.
Zenzazary is played by Jasper (formerly known as Hanna).
Dandy Lion is played by Zakry Spengler.
The DM is Tony Spengler.
Credits- Shout-outs for NPCs names given this episode by @NaMo_PlaysDND on Twitter and Jonathon Bleck!
Bag of Safe Places: Original content creator is unknown. (Please let us know if you know who originally made it!)
https://5emagic.shop/
Dndbeyond.com
Music by Lesfm from Pixabay
Ep 1: To Find a Purpose
Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references.
Welcome to the mysterious continent of Epea! A land full of intrigue, magic and dragons! Our journey begins in the Valley of the Sunrise, were we follow the goodly members of Clan Reeves as they learn of the dangers that the dragon queen, Tiamat, poses. The Shards of Tiamat must be found before the forces of evil find them, but will the heroes find them in time?
Damon is played by Kiowa Walworth.
Dinsbeet is played by Nicole.
Zenzazary is played by Jasper (formerly known as Hanna).
The DM is Tony Spengler
Credit for this episode:
https://5emagic.shop/
dndbeyond.com
Music:
JuliusH from Pixabay
NaturesEye from Pixabay
Zakharvalaha from Pixabay
Theoteravainen from Pixabay
Sodiacofficial from Pixabay
Lesfm from Pixabay