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All Flex, No Dex

All Flex, No Dex

By All Flex, No Dex
AFND is a Dungeons and Dragons podcast, set on the continent of Epea! Where our intrepid band of adventurers traverse the Valley of the Sunrise in search of the shards of Tiamat!

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Mines and Antagonists
The party finally reaches the Deep Depth Mines, and run into unexpected trouble! Outside Content Used in this Episode: Deathstorm, the blue dragon wyrmling warlock- https://drum.io/ofgodsandgamemasters Tea Dragon- On Reddit: u/NeverendingCodex  On Patreon: NeverendingCodex Duck of Many Things: Username on dndbeyond is SuspiciousNarwhal and on Imgur is OhNoItsTheDramaLlama and found on Reddit from u/TheSuspiciousNarwal https://5emagic.shop/ Dndbeyond.com
01:13:24
September 15, 2022
Behind the DM Screen
This is a special behind-the-scenes episode where we talk about our characters, items, and choices. We also talk about other characters in other games, and more!
01:00:23
September 02, 2022
Ep 14: Tiny Dragon, Fierce Dragon
A new tea dragon has been found, and we see Zen’s new found love of flying! AND DUCKS! The names Clog Stonebreaker and Tim! Were given to us by Arron Knox and Jacob Lord! Outside Content Used in this Episode: Duck of Many Things: Username on dndbeyond is SuspiciousNarwhal and on Imgur is OhNoItsTheDramaLlama and found on Reddit from u/TheSuspiciousNarwal Tea Dragon- On Reddit: u/NeverendingCodex  On Patreon: NeverendingCodex The Sword of Summoning Ducks- Matthew J Willis : https://swordscomic.com/archive/Swords/Sword%20of%20Summoning%20Ducks/ Spell- Summon Summoner  Created by @RRollplaying on Twitter The Holy Gherkin- https://www.lorelock.co/ https://5emagic.shop/ Dndbeyond.com
01:03:46
August 17, 2022
Ep. 13: Where Eagles Dare
Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references. The adventure continues, and the party attempts to get some fresh food! Instead, they are once again distracted by wild magic! Oh no! Outside Content Used in this Episode: Crisis Fumes Trap- https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Identity_Crisis_Fume_(5e_Trap) Bag of Safe Places: Original content creator is unknown. (Please let us know if you know who originally made it!) Tea Dragon- On Reddit: u/NeverendingCodex  On Patreon: NeverendingCodex Dwarven Erotica Novels- On Reddit: u/progressive_orphan Duck of Many Things: Username on dndbeyond is SuspiciousNarwhal and on Imgur is OhNoItsTheDramaLlama and found on Reddit from u/TheSuspiciousNarwal https://5emagic.shop/ Dndbeyond.com
51:13
August 03, 2022
Ep. 12: A Fowl Attack
Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references.  Conflict resolution and Easy DnD at it's finest! Bahamut's servants lend a hand, and retainers become adventurers. Featuring special guest Ethan Reynolds!  Find Ethan’s work on:  DriveThruRPG: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/browse/pub/19942/Ethan-H-Reynolds  Itch.io: https://ethanhreynolds.itch.io/ KoFi: https://ko-fi.com/ethanreynolds17434  Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram: @EfanGamez  Outside Content Used in this Episode:  Jar of Monsters (that now look like pokeballs)-  On Patreon.com/Lorelock and https://www.lorelock.co/  Mixed Nuts Trap- https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Mixed_Nuts_(5e_Trap)  https://5emagic.shop/  Dndbeyond.com
01:03:06
July 20, 2022
Ep. 11: When Lightning Strikes
Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references. The party meets a disciple of Bahamut and their retainers, and make friends! Not with the goose though, for the goose….peace was never an option. Featuring special guest Ethan Reynolds! Find Ethan’s work on: DriveThruRPG: https://www.drivethrurpg.com/browse/pub/19942/Ethan-H-Reynolds Itch.io: https://ethanhreynolds.itch.io/ KoFi: https://ko-fi.com/ethanreynolds17434 Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram: @EfanGamez Outside Content Used in this Episode: Jar of Monsters (that now look like pokeballs)-  On Patreon.com/Lorelock and https://www.lorelock.co/ Crisis Fumes Trap- https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Identity_Crisis_Fume_(5e_Trap) Mixed Nuts Trap- https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Mixed_Nuts_(5e_Trap) https://5emagic.shop/ Dndbeyond.com
01:12:42
July 06, 2022
Ep. 10: Onset of Anatidaephobia
Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references. A goose? What the hell is a goose doing here? Eh, don’t matter. Time for the party to explore what lies below the ruins of the chapel! Outside Content Used in this Episode: -Bob (homebrew magic bag) Knights of Vasteel http://knightsofvasteel.com/ Jar of Monsters-  On Patreon.com/Lorelock and https://www.lorelock.co/ Black Dragon Lair pulled straight from WotC’s ‘Fizban’s Treasury of Dragons’. https://5emagic.shop/ Dndbeyond.com
55:44
June 22, 2022
Ep. 9: Draconic Drama
Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references.  The adventure continues, a fight ensues, and exploration happens! Stuff and things, oh my! Names provided by the great @NaMo_PlaysDND on Twitter!  Bob- Made by Knights of Vasteel http://knightsofvasteel.com/  Boots of Blinding Speed- Made by Heavyarms on Patreon.  Athlete’s Training Boots- Made by Jhamkul on Instagram and Reddit Boots of Frontin’ and Stuntin’- Made by marshmallow_figs on Reddit. Box of Tooth Fairies- On Patreon.com/Lorelock and https://www.lorelock.co/  Jar of Monsters-  On Patreon.com/Lorelock and https://www.lorelock.co/  Black Dragon Lair was pulled straight from WotC’s ‘Fizban’s Treasury of Dragons’.  https://5emagic.shop/  Dndbeyond.com
01:04:24
June 08, 2022
Ep. 8: The Trials of Wild Magic
Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references. A magical item is found, Damon parts ways with the party for a while, and Dandy finally gets recognized for his talents! Shout out to @NaMo_PlaysDND on Twitter for the name Fennel Whitherrot! Homebrew items and sites used: Athlete’s Training Boots- Made by Jhamkul on Instagram and Reddit Boots of Phasing- Made by ThePoliteCanadian on Reddit. Boots of Blinding Speed- Made by Heavyarms on Patreon. Boots of Frontin’ and Stuntin’- Made by marshmallow_figs on Reddit. Bag of Safe Places:. Original content creator is unknown. (Please let us know if you know who originally made it!) Grenade of Many Things: BJ hypes– https://bjhypes.com/grenade-of-many-things/ Duck of Many Things: Username on dndbeyond is SuspiciousNarwhal and on Imgur is OhNoItsTheDramaLlama and found on Reddit from u/TheSuspiciousNarwal Tea Dragon- On Patreon: NeverendingCodex https://www.dndbeyond.com/
01:01:49
May 25, 2022
AFND Presents...Mercs and Monsters-Ep. 3: What's A Dolphin?
Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references. Ash and his crew finishes their river fight and make it to Danacha's brother's harbor before the night ends! Art done by ko-fi.com/kalandras
01:01:23
May 11, 2022
AFND Presents...Mercs and Monsters-Ep. 2: Godzilla, Pirates, and Explosives Oh My!
Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references. We continue with Ash and his dependents to the Mississippi River, and begin their trek up the waterway!  Art done by ko-fi.com/kalandras
44:20
April 27, 2022
AFND Presents...Mercs and Monsters-Ep. 1: Lock, Load, and Escort!
Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references. Welcome to Adventures in the Verse: Mercs and Monsters! This is the first episode of a Rifts campaign, these will be released in three episode chunks. We start with the new mercenary graduate Ash, who equips for an escort job from the MercTown. People are met, items acquired, and allies made! Art done by ko-fi.com/kalandras
01:00:52
April 13, 2022
Update: Gear Shift in Campaigns
With the holidays, it has been difficult to get everyone together to record. So starting April 13th, we will be presenting our Rifts Mini-Arcs! The first 3 eppy mini-arc will start on April 13th. Eppy 2 will air on the 27th, and eppy 3 will air on May 11th. After that, we will return on May 25th to the main campaign arc in the Valley of the Sunrise!
00:36
April 12, 2022
Ep. 7: What Moist Things Lurk in the Darkness
Episode Warning: The word “moist” is stated. A lot. Also, this is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references. The party makes their way out of the underdark, finally! Damon is played by Kiowa Walworth. Dinsbeet is played by Nicole. Zenzazary is played by Jasper (formerly known as Hanna). Dandy Lion is played by Zakry Spengler. The DM is Tony Spengler. Duck of Many Things: Username on dndbeyond is SuspiciousNarwhal and on Imgur is OhNoItsTheDramaLlama and found on Reddit from u/TheSuspiciousNarwal Tea Dragon- On Patreon: NeverendingCodex Plot Armor:  Unsure who the original content creator is. (Please let us know if you know who originally made it!) https://5emagic.shop/ Dndbeyond.com
49:36
March 30, 2022
A Licktoad Goblin One-Shot!
Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references. Hello! Welcome to our wonderfully chaotic mess of a one-shot! We take a break from Epea today and join four gobbys who must steal a pretty looking gift for their own benefit!  The name of this fun one-shot is called "We Licktoad Goblins", a goblin CC Adventure by Aghostofeli ( https://maydayroleplay.com/ )!
39:18
March 22, 2022
Ep. 6: The Battle Continues! (w/ special guest Azuloth!)
Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references. The battle with the gobs continues! Will Dandy survive? Will the goblets revert back to normal civilized behavior? Will Zen find love? Probably not for all of the above, but listen to find out for sure!  Damon is played by Kiowa Walworth. Dinsbeet is played by Nicole. Zenzazary is played by Jasper (formerly known as Hanna). Dandy Lion is played by Zakry Spengler. The DM is Tony Spengler. Guest Star: Azuloth! On Twitter @gm_azuloth Twitch: https://twitch.tv/azuloth Youtube: https://tinyurl.com/2dnvs8n4 On Reddit: u/TheAdonalsium=  -Cursed Ring of Seeking  -Cursed Ring of Wishes  -Ring of Bureaucratic Wizardry  Pack of Magic Crayons- Squidmansquid on Dndbeyond  Box of Tooth Fairies and Bead of Expansion- On Patreon: Lorelock https://5emagic.shop/  Dndbeyond.com
58:30
March 16, 2022
Ep 5: Underdark High Society (with special guest Azuloth)
Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references. Another pet joins the fodder ranks for the DM to fireball, a mysterious half-drow is met and leads the party to the Underlake, and high-class goblins are met. Things happen, promises are made, and things explode! Damon is played by Kiowa Walworth. Dinsbeet is played by Nicole. Zenzazary is played by Jasper (formerly known as Hanna). Dandy Lion is played by Zakry Spengler. The DM is Tony Spengler. Guest Star: Azuloth!  Follow Azuloth on Twitter @gm_azuloth     Twitch: https://twitch.tv/azuloth     Youtube: https://tinyurl.com/2dnvs8n4 Gelatinous Ice Cube- On Patreon: LootTavern Tea Dragon- On Patreon: NeverendingCodex Goblet- On Reddit: u/pedantic_pineapple Swarm of Goblets- homebrew made by TonyTheScavver on Dndbeyond. Armored Goblin- homebrew made by Imre on Dndbeyond. https://5emagic.shop/ Dndbeyond.com
01:07:49
March 02, 2022
Ep 4: Reunited and It Feels So Good!
Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references. The party encounters a wild Damon! They then continue deeper into the Underdark, find more things in the Bag of Safe Places, and meet an unusual person with a fabulous sense of style. Will they ever find this underground lake? One can only hope! Damon is played by Kiowa Walworth. Dinsbeet is played by Nicole. Zenzazary is played by Jasper (formerly known as Hanna). Dandy Lion is played by Zakry Spengler. The DM is Tony Spengler. Shout-outs for NPCs names given this episode by @AudioDramaDebut on Twitter for Blitzwing and our #1 patron Raven Walworth for Tall Hat! Duck of Many Things: Username on dndbeyond is SuspiciousNarwhal and on Imgur is OhNoItsTheDramaLlama and found on Reddit from u/TheSuspiciousNarwal Tea Dragon- On Patreon: NeverendingCodex Bag of Safe Places: Original content creator is unknown. (Please let us know if you know who originally made it!) Grenade of Many Things: BJ hypes– https://bjhypes.com/grenade-of-many-things/ https://5emagic.shop/ Dndbeyond.com
52:48
February 16, 2022
Ep 3: A Bag of Surprises!
Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references. The party makes their way deeper into the Underdark, ghost calls from Damon, and investigate the contents of the Bag of Safe Places! How deep do they need to travel? Will Goulm actually give them a Shard of Tiamat? Will Zen actually find true love? Find out in this eppy! Damon is played by Kiowa Walworth. Dinsbeet is played by Nicole. Zenzazary is played by Jasper (formerly known as Hanna). Dandy Lion is played by Zakry Spengler. The DM is Tony Spengler. Credits: Shout-outs for NPC names given this episode by @NaMo_PlaysDND on Twitter and Jonathon Bleck!  Bag of Safe Places: Original content creator is unknown. (Please let us know if you know who originally made it!)   Grenade of Many Things: BJ hypes– https://bjhypes.com/grenade-of-many-things/  Tea Dragon- On Patreon: NeverendingCodex   Dwarven Erotica Novels- On Reddit: u/progressive_orphan   https://5emagic.shop/  Dndbeyond.com
52:48
February 02, 2022
Ep 2: Friends in Dark Places
Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references. Welcome to the mysterious continent of Epea! We rejoin the party as they investigate the blackened mound, receive a side-quest, and meet new friends in dark places! Damon is played by Kiowa Walworth. Dinsbeet is played by Nicole.  Zenzazary is played by Jasper (formerly known as Hanna).  Dandy Lion is played by Zakry Spengler. The DM is Tony Spengler.  Credits- Shout-outs for NPCs names given this episode by @NaMo_PlaysDND on Twitter and Jonathon Bleck! Bag of Safe Places: Original content creator is unknown. (Please let us know if you know who originally made it!) https://5emagic.shop/ Dndbeyond.com Music by Lesfm from Pixabay
47:29
January 19, 2022
Ep 1: To Find a Purpose
Disclaimer: This is an adult podcast. As such, at any given time during the episode there may be adult material such as references to adult activity, adult innuendos, intense graphic violence, and drug abuse as well as harsh language, and sexual references. Welcome to the mysterious continent of Epea! A land full of intrigue, magic and dragons! Our journey begins in the Valley of the Sunrise, were we follow the goodly members of Clan Reeves as they learn of the dangers that the dragon queen, Tiamat, poses. The Shards of Tiamat must be found before the forces of evil find them, but will the heroes find them in time? Damon is played by Kiowa Walworth.  Dinsbeet is played by Nicole.  Zenzazary is played by Jasper (formerly known as Hanna).  The DM is Tony Spengler  Credit for this episode:  https://5emagic.shop/ dndbeyond.com   Music:  JuliusH from Pixabay  NaturesEye from Pixabay Zakharvalaha from Pixabay Theoteravainen from Pixabay Sodiacofficial from Pixabay  Lesfm from Pixabay
01:52:52
January 05, 2022