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AKs And Assholes

AKs And Assholes

By AKs And Assholes

Uncensored and almost completely opinionated. With topics changing constantly and and political tensions raising you'll hear the darkest of dark humor and some serious topics brought to light. Shit will be lost and desks will be slapped. All of this between an anarchist and a Russian veteran.

OP Instrumental Done By: "R H" www.youtube.com/user/rippan9191
OP Credit: Dontesk Cyborgs Last Stand, Charlie Chaplin "Final Speech from the great Dictator", Marvin Heemeyer (Personal Recordings), Malcolm X "Democracy is Hypocrisy"
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AKs And AssholesOct 01, 2022

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02:12:24
A Solid Discussion (Feat. @pnwguerrilla)

A Solid Discussion (Feat. @pnwguerrilla)

Big changes announced, and special guest PNW Guerrilla brought onto the cast where we discuss everything from nerd shit, to mental shit. A "controversial" figurehead joins us to discuss a little about himself, the groups he runs, and his standing as a bigger figure in the community on a very fun episode.

May 13, 202402:36:41
Lord Dianexis Pays Us A Visit (Feat. @Dianexis)

Lord Dianexis Pays Us A Visit (Feat. @Dianexis)

On this thrilling episode we bring on magazine guru Dianexis on to discuss awesome magazine oriented things and fun experiences. We learn about him, the mag project, a bit about the creator, and as always, shamelessly ask for a sponsorship. We hope ytou enjoy the episode.

Apr 29, 202402:20:59
The Mission First Podcast (Feat Mark, @MF_Tactical)

The Mission First Podcast (Feat Mark, @MF_Tactical)

Dive deep into an episode of AKs and Assholes, where hosts Toast and N7 have a compelling discussion of guns, parts, and backgrounds with the MFT customer support supervisor man (who also runs the twitter page), Mark. We go through Discussions that cause a good deal of discussion, and a good deal of laughing as we dive deep into the aspects and understandings of Mission First Tactical.


Please go check out Mission First Tactical, its a small business that is going places with very innovative ideas and we had an absolute great time getting to have them on for this podcast and look forward to having them on in future podcasts.

Apr 15, 202402:31:45
New to Guns and Side Tangents

New to Guns and Side Tangents

Join us as Toast, Bubby, and N7 all spew an array of opinions and knowledge to Toast's roommate/best friend in regards to how to start with firearms and where to go with ones first/early rifles. Listen on a podcast that will take you through an opinionated valley of N7 and Toast constantly disagreeing, Centurion being preached, Bubby screaming dirty bird, and Concealed Development being mentioned briefly, all while the guest Eli listens and takes notes.

Apr 08, 202403:48:02
The Kinda Sureshot Simpcast

The Kinda Sureshot Simpcast

Go check out Sureshot USA and hope you enjoy this absolutely wild ride of a cast, a little Concealed Development holster talk and other things as well. We hope you have a great time enjoying this.

Apr 03, 202401:42:55
Guns, Guns, Some Gear, And Sponsor Please

Guns, Guns, Some Gear, And Sponsor Please

Bubby is now an official roster member, rounding out our inclusive retardism by adding a woman to the mix. We Laugh, talk, and plead for a sponsor, as we discuss gear or the budget and highest grade, all while being unable to hold a singular fucking thought.

hope you enjoy

Mar 25, 202402:38:07
Afterhours Pt.3 A Hint of Conspiracy (Feat. @chan_rst)

Afterhours Pt.3 A Hint of Conspiracy (Feat. @chan_rst)

We delve into some more of the silly conspiracy theories and a good deal of dark/racist humor, as we sit back and quietly loose our minds.

Big shoutout to our "not a sponsor" @condevholsterco for being the affordable and reliable holster option for the average and unaverage free man.

Big Shout out to homies such as @cultlaser, @onijps, and @N7narcosis for always providing solid art, morale, information, and quality products to the average free man.

Thank you and we hope you enjoy the episode.

Mar 23, 202401:49:55
Our Little Adventure (Feat. @ActualPythia)

Our Little Adventure (Feat. @ActualPythia)

Come along on an adventure with N7Narcosis, Bubby, and Toast, to find and learn that a stable conversation CANNOT be held in any fucking regard and that this week's notes were useless. Jokes are thrown, night vision is judged, girl cock is valid, and Lucas Botkins are feminized, as sobriety is out of the question and no one can fucking save us nor the listener from our own selves this time.

Mar 18, 202404:06:43
Afterhours Ep. 2

Afterhours Ep. 2

We do a little bit of talking with our co-host @spikesguides, traversing everything that is casual guy discussion.

Mar 16, 202402:37:09
Just the Two Of Us

Just the Two Of Us

For once, we enter in with a finely laid out plan and still manage to stray from it, Your heroes, Toast and N7 embark on a mostly wholesome shit on Hoplite feast and then talk about a bunch of fun things all while consuming alcoholic beverages. No guests just pure autism and N7 not being allowed to speak on the industry.

Mar 11, 202402:36:40
Afterhours Ep.1 (Feat @spikesguides)

Afterhours Ep.1 (Feat @spikesguides)

Its just late at night and we are having a good time, chillin and talking, no set topics, just bois being bois.

it doesnt get much chiller than this, from the homie that brought Aks and Assholes, this new sub series is hoped to be continued with long standing friend @spikesguides aka Spike, and will hopefully be a more chill and relaxing pod.

Mar 10, 202401:24:38
The ShitShow was lowkey Heat (Feat. Scout & Void)

The ShitShow was lowkey Heat (Feat. Scout & Void)

A npossible cohost enter the fray (@n7narcosis), some jew jokes were made (he's not affiliated... allegedly), gun companies are shit on, and PRAISED, and none of us are sane.

Welcome to the "Angriest man alive"'s first cohosted ep. Enjoy

Mar 05, 202403:41:23
A Walk Down The Road Under NVGs (FEAT. @N7Narcosis)

A Walk Down The Road Under NVGs (FEAT. @N7Narcosis)

Getting into night vision, learning, and life can all be scary, join us on this longer than normal cast to find out and learn things you probably weren't privy to prior to listening to this, and enjoy a couple heart to hearts and some things that very much needed to be said for the community. From talking night vision, to talking about bad companies, we even find ourselves in the corner of mental health this episode. If there is an episode you should listen to i can promise you its this one.

Thank you to everybody who listens.


and "Fuck you Lucas Botkins"

Feb 11, 202403:24:39
We were Kinda Just Winging It (Feat. Dr Loot Crew aka Donny)

We were Kinda Just Winging It (Feat. Dr Loot Crew aka Donny)

Didnt really know what we were doing with this one but I had a pretty good time.

Feb 06, 202401:49:30
Gear Queers Pt.3 (Hopefully the Final Part) Feat. Christian and Scout

Gear Queers Pt.3 (Hopefully the Final Part) Feat. Christian and Scout

We are retarded, opinionated, and legitimate with plenty of good and bad takes.

Jan 14, 202401:49:27
We're Back and the Days are Getting Darker

We're Back and the Days are Getting Darker

New Cohost, same vibes, the crew is together like one big happy family and both fun and some truth is had and revealed.

Dec 31, 202301:26:04
We were All Kinda Tired

We were All Kinda Tired

Go Check out Cultivated Laser and his work, hes a super awesome guy.

Love Y'all catch you next week.

Aug 21, 202353:25
Cultivated Topics (Feat. @CultLaser)

Cultivated Topics (Feat. @CultLaser)

Cultivated topics about laser engraving, guns, gear, and situations, give a fun and entertaining episode to our newest sponsor @CultLaser, and his beautiful menagerie of engraved items.

You Can Find Products mentioned in the episode at:

https://www.cultivatedlaser.com/laser-engraving/

https://www.etsy.com/shop/CultivatedLaser?page=4#items

https://www.avesrails.com/Rail-Kits_c_11.html

or message @CultLaser on twitter.

Jul 25, 202301:57:59
Anarchist Roundtable Episode 2 Community, Connections, and Conclaves

Anarchist Roundtable Episode 2 Community, Connections, and Conclaves

On this episode of the new cast, we start off strong with Toenail being unable to do his own intro. We go off on autistic tangents and eventually stumble our way through the episode.

(P.S. Yes I know conclave was not mentioned it's just good alliteration. Sue me -Definitely Toast)

Jul 24, 202301:22:09
Chillcast (Feat. Braden)

Chillcast (Feat. Braden)

Super Chill cast, with Voodoo, Braden from Childerburg, and Myself, just chatting about miniatures, guns, and crazy experiences.

Jul 17, 202301:11:49
The Anarchist Round Table: Political Beginnings and DSpike is Afraid Of Black Chicks (feat. @Dspike90)

The Anarchist Round Table: Political Beginnings and DSpike is Afraid Of Black Chicks (feat. @Dspike90)

The First episode of @def_not_toenail's new podcast segment with the AKs And Assholes Podcast, we sure do hope you enjoy the political values, origins, and the near blatantly racism jokes throughout the entire cast.

Jul 13, 202301:35:34
The Somewhat Medical Cast (Feat @MedicalShrgn and Dr. J)

The Somewhat Medical Cast (Feat @MedicalShrgn and Dr. J)

The somewhat medical cast comprised of all things bullshit and some shit tourniquet gives you an insightful view on how not to fucking die.


https://www.snakestaffsystems.com/buy-now

https://tuffpossumgear.com/product/iwb-tourniquet-carrier-etq/

https://www.amazon.com/Waterjel-53380M-Water-Jel-Sterile-Dressings/dp/B07JXT4GYM/ref=asc_df_B07JXT4GYM?tag=bngsmtphsnus-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=80264480984734&hvnetw=s&hvqmt=e&hvbmt=be&hvdev=c&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=&hvtargid=pla-4583864000992770&psc=1

https://www.amazon.com/Waterjel-53380M-Water-Jel-Sterile-Dressings/dp/B07JXT4GYM/ref=asc_df_B07JXT4GYM?tag=bngsmtphsnus-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=80264480984734&hvnetw=s&hvqmt=e&hvbmt=be&hvdev=c&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=&hvtargid=pla-4583864000992770&psc=1


Jul 13, 202301:34:13
Retards Against Humanity

Retards Against Humanity

We decided to do a cards against humanity cast and It went well? We think it did, you can suck our dicks.

Jul 03, 202301:46:52
Taxes and Tyrants (Feat. @average_anarch)

Taxes and Tyrants (Feat. @average_anarch)

We talk taxes and tyrants, and assortments of gear and mental health. We love you all and we want you to take care. -AKs and Assholes Crew

Jun 25, 202301:34:23
The Cursed Guns Table of Contents (Feat. Pibb & Toast)

The Cursed Guns Table of Contents (Feat. Pibb & Toast)

This late night cast was brought to you by the boys who started it all. Don't get me wrong its great to hear the old crew altogether, but this gives more of a classic episode feel with the original makers of "The Ice Box Podcast" and the creators of the successor podcast, "Aks And Assholes" duking it out over dumb fucking shit just like they used to. And this podcast's topic? Cursed guns made and paid for IRL, with all names dropped and tagged for your connivence.

Hope you enjoy more of a classic podcast take.

-T0ast (with a zero)

Jun 08, 202301:47:04
Dont Kill Yourself (plz) (FEAT. skinwalkertactical on insta)

Dont Kill Yourself (plz) (FEAT. skinwalkertactical on insta)

Dude this episode is a fucking roller-coaster that I wish would fucking end. Holy fucking shit bro, Friendly reminder this is a parody Podcast.

Jun 05, 202302:05:06
We Talked Shit At 2am (Feat. @TheNomadicOne1)

We Talked Shit At 2am (Feat. @TheNomadicOne1)

We were drinking and talking and that's really about it. We did discuss the fundraiser with FPC. That was pretty fun, anyways, enjoy.

Jun 02, 202301:52:04
Lord Dickgun and The Waffle House Eugenics (feat. @toenail02955936)

Lord Dickgun and The Waffle House Eugenics (feat. @toenail02955936)

He comes and strikes again but isn't as retarded as we remember, until the end. That wont stop pibb freom telling the same stories weve heard 50 times though, join us on an exciting adventure where honestly, only pibb and toenail talk.

May 22, 202301:29:47
The Crux in the Cast (@goonraccon)

The Crux in the Cast (@goonraccon)

We finally got crux on after 2 months. It was fun, we talk about toenail's dick, and we have a lovely evening.

May 22, 202301:06:56
The Age Of AKs and Lord Dickgun (Feat. @toenail02955936)

The Age Of AKs and Lord Dickgun (Feat. @toenail02955936)

We started the episode talking about atrocities and the shitstorm twitter is but then, an unexpected guest, Lord Dickgun had joinned at a humble request. and it gets real fun.

May 07, 202302:00:36
Hibby Is Dead (Gear Queers Official, Feat. @KeepItRealLuke) SEASON 3 ANNOUNCED

Hibby Is Dead (Gear Queers Official, Feat. @KeepItRealLuke) SEASON 3 ANNOUNCED

SEASON 3 IS NOW HERE, SHIRTS COMING SOON, PATCHES COMING SOON

Feat. Luke from the "Biting the Bullet" podcast, and many other familiar names, the crew sends out their love for the recently passed co-host Hibby and talks about the gear they run and why they run it, from medical supplies to rifles, some links down below. Enjoy

Bi-Weekly Schedule

https://agilitegear.com/collections/combat-gear/products/k19-plate-carrier?variant=33156353556613

https://www.arsenalinc.com/usa/sam7sf-84e

https://www.sigsauer.com/firearms/pistols/p320.html

https://www.amazon.com/QuikClot-Advanced-Clotting-Gauze-24/dp/B07WV5P9RS/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?keywords=quikclot&qid=1682292104&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1&smid=A2EJCTH67GJMT3&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUExR0VRNlhaNFlGTklUJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwMzQzNTMxM0ZJTUdHRUIxR0U2UCZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwMTY4ODI4MzQyMlhIOTJNM0hVQSZ3aWRnZXROYW1lPXNwX2F0ZiZhY3Rpb249Y2xpY2tSZWRpcmVjdCZkb05vdExvZ0NsaWNrPXRydWU=

https://www.amazon.com/Improvised-Munitions-Handbook-TM-210/dp/1774642395/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3IYFA1JPWFMN8&keywords=improvised+munitions+handbook&qid=1682292149&sprefix=improvised%2Caps%2C129&sr=8-1

https://www.amazon.com/Improvised-Munitions-Handbook-TM-210/dp/1774642395/ref=sr_1_1?crid=3IYFA1JPWFMN8&keywords=improvised+munitions+handbook&qid=1682292149&sprefix=improvised%2Caps%2C129&sr=8-1

https://solatac.com

Apr 23, 202302:11:03
The Ketchup Precum Conversation

The Ketchup Precum Conversation

We.... we lost our minds on this one. Enjoy the Episode


Apr 10, 202301:02:37
There Was Gonna Be a Fun Title To This But I Forgot

There Was Gonna Be a Fun Title To This But I Forgot

Another bi weekly horrible episode where it starts out shit and ends up shit featuring some of the podcast favorite guests and most of the cohosts have returned.

Mar 20, 202301:34:26
Gear Queers PT1

Gear Queers PT1

There will be more and this episode was kinda old school for us, only pibb n I.

Mar 06, 202301:35:01
Tight Christian Virgin Tea

Tight Christian Virgin Tea

Dude even I don't know what the fuck was going on in this fucking episode half the time.

Mar 01, 202302:15:31
Tractors and Child Molestors (Feat. @BonafideKRS)

Tractors and Child Molestors (Feat. @BonafideKRS)

We discuss the awesome things about the International Harvester company, and how to deal with child molesters via. @PibbNibb's manifesto. Also we are probably the reason @Benadryl closed their account. 

Feb 12, 202302:12:47
Into The Tunnel EP2

Into The Tunnel EP2

Its an absolute shitstorm

Feb 06, 202301:39:09
Discussing The Norse Pagan stuff (Feat. Zarathanarchy)

Discussing The Norse Pagan stuff (Feat. Zarathanarchy)

A fun question episode where myself, Timmy, and Zach discuss norse pagan stuff.

Jan 15, 202302:20:18
Hibby Makes a Comeback

Hibby Makes a Comeback

The man, the myth, the army man makes a comeback and is more sane than usual, in this exciting and enticing episode primarily feat. only your favorite hosts and cohosts of this horrid shitshow we call a podcast.

Jan 08, 202301:58:15
The Tunnel Cast EP1 (Happy New Years)

The Tunnel Cast EP1 (Happy New Years)

We are stuck in the tunnels, send help

Jan 02, 202301:37:21
Christmas Cast and Schizo Moments (Feat. @realwhipspoon)

Christmas Cast and Schizo Moments (Feat. @realwhipspoon)

Happy holidays from the cast and more and we hope that you have a merry Christmas

Dec 19, 202202:05:51
Aks and Benadryl (feat. @VoodooBoomstick)

Aks and Benadryl (feat. @VoodooBoomstick)

This... this podcast was just downright horrible.

Dec 12, 202201:29:59
The Shitcast (Feat. @SadBoi_Shmurda)

The Shitcast (Feat. @SadBoi_Shmurda)

It really is just your average shitcast featuring a very based guy.

Nov 27, 202202:11:15
Pibb is the Host

Pibb is the Host

The title is self explanatory and it's my fiance's birthday.

Nov 19, 202201:40:17
Piss Bottles, the VA, and Fan Appreciation

Piss Bottles, the VA, and Fan Appreciation

We talk a bunch of stuff, from comedy to serious issues. We hope you enjoy.
Feat. @CrotonLodge

Nov 13, 202202:31:16
The Crew and CtrlPew Make an Ice Cream Buisness (Feat. @CTRLpew2)

The Crew and CtrlPew Make an Ice Cream Buisness (Feat. @CTRLpew2)

An episode about 3D printed guns and an extraordinary ice cream idea that involves guns, gun power, and PLA.
Feat. T_Shud, CTRLpew2, T0astIsHere, and @Steelduke44

Oct 28, 202201:29:14
Halloween Jeopardy Shitcast (Feat. Cronton Lodge, Luke, Typo, Michigoon)

Halloween Jeopardy Shitcast (Feat. Cronton Lodge, Luke, Typo, Michigoon)

One of the shortest podcast episodes yet, full of fun, excitement, excessive shit posting and insensitive jokes.

Oct 17, 202201:25:03
This Episode Kinda Sucks (FEAT. T_Shud)

This Episode Kinda Sucks (FEAT. T_Shud)

Jews arent real, conspiracy

Oct 14, 202201:18:14
UNcle Tett and The AK (Feat. Tett)

UNcle Tett and The AK (Feat. Tett)

It kinda sucks but it was fun to do so i enjoyed making it.

Oct 02, 202201:42:37
Ted Kaczynski's communist pipebomb

Ted Kaczynski's communist pipebomb

A thrilling episode of 5th wall breaks through the matrix where our guest, @KeepItRealLuke questions whether or not Pibb is a real human being or not, like most of the population. There are no real topics, just a hellhole of a shitpost, where everyone struggles not to talk over one another and Duke laughs for once.

Feat: @BitingBulletPod/@KeepItRealLuke

@HibiscusBitch

@T0astIsHere

@PibbNibb

@SteeleDuke

Oct 01, 202202:12:24