American Zero
By American Zero
American ZeroOct 22, 2019
40. Fast X, Road Rage, and Bad Customer Service
We finally review Fast X. Is customer service going down the tubes? We share our road rage stories again and discuss people not understanding how to address mail. Subscribe and tell a friend!
Ep. 39 Movie Reviews, Magic Johnson, and Firestone Tires
This week Wes reviews John Wick, Cocaine Bear, and Scream. Murray briefly touches on the Mario movie. Wes and Murray tell stories of people commenting on every joke at a comedy show. Wes brings up the possibility of Magic Johnson not having HIV and asks Murray if he would pretend he had it to bring awareness to the disease. We also discuss the meaning Firestone being the official tire of country music.
Ep. 38 Fast X, Huffing Paint, and Graffiti
This week we ponder why an adult would feel the need to do graffiti. This conversation turns into a discussion on huffing paint and raises the question of how one goes from weed to huffing paint.
Murray tells the story of trying not to laugh at a Funeral. Wes does his best to avoid watching the Fast X trailer and discusses his issues with the long-lost brother storyline in the last movie.
Wes has issues with independent taxi services and believes only weird people work for them. Murray shares his absolute hatred for the Bigfoot community and the time he insulted a lady who says she is a believer. Everything healthy is expensive, which doesn't matter because it will kill us anyway.
Murray keeps getting loan and credit card offers from the same place he has loans and credit cards. We finish with Wes having a long-lost brother of his own and him telling the story of how he may or may not be named Wesley.
Ep. 37 Dreams, Guns, Family Guy, and Wigs
American Zero returns! Wes discusses his ridiculous dream and wonders what it could mean. As always, we are back with issues. Wes dives into gun nuts, their preparations for civil war, and celebrating the joining of militias like it's a high school graduation.
Murray has issues with people being angry with Family Guy and Dog Man books. Wes tells the story of when his mom told him Jerry Garcia died. Murray explains why he thinks Nope's ending is dumb after watching it with his kids.
Wes poses hypothetical questions. Would you wear a wig if you were balding? What would happen if you were told no more pants, white briefs only? From there, we question who uses the hole in the front of briefs.
Ep. 36 Covid Delays, Getting Old, and Lottery Lines
Finally, we are back. Murray details our delays and having to deal with Covid. We realize we're getting too old to stay up late, and some of our references show our age. Murray also describes his dream with zombies and multiple celebrities.
Murray hates biscuits, and Wes has issues with people ordering at subway, which leads us into a conversation about our experiences at Mexican restaurants. We also discuss what female would be a suitable replacement for Dirty Harry.
Ep. 35 Halloween Ends, Cobra Kai, and Witnessing a Shootout
Murray goes on the most thrilling ride of his life and then tells the story of a crazy shootout in front of his workplace. We discuss our issues with no creativity in Hollywood and how it's possibly been ruined by TikTok. Wes reviews Cobra Kai, and we both review Halloween Kills.
Ep. 34 The Queen Dies, Draft Kings, Grub Hub, and Steve Seagal
Murray gets sucked into the royal family drama, and Wes has issues with Grub Hub. We also discuss sports betting becoming legal in Kansas, and Murray knows he has a gambling problem. Murray also tells stories of getting caught during some "personal" moments in his younger days. We also discuss the ridiculousness of Steven Seagals movie Hard to Kill. We again question what is going on with Seagal's hairline and how it's secretly a work of art possibly done by Banksy. Subscribe to the American Zero Podcast today!
Ep. 33 Going Bald, Acting White, and Ice Cream
Wes is going bald and Murray is mad about people backing into parking spaces. We discuss Murray acting white, and people having issues over diversity in film. Dairy Queen can't call their soft serve ice cream and Murray overthinks bonfires.
Ep. 32 Nope, Pedialyte, and Revenge of the Nerds
We review Nope, Murray has issues with customer service numbers and Wes has issues with Pedialyte. Murray hates long menus on customer service numbers and his mom spends three hours on the phone with the cable guy. We also touch on Revenge of the Nerds not holding up and kids not understanding having to wait for movies or music.
Ep. 31 Fighting 12 Year Olds, High School Showers, and Puberty
This week we discuss how many twelve-year-olds it would take to beat us up? Murray discusses puberty, getting bullied, and being afraid of showering in high school. We also discuss high school gangs and Wes getting written up in gym. Listen in for so much more!
Ep. 30 Time Traveling, Getting Arrested, and We Apologize
We are back! This week we discuss Murray getting arrested, ridiculous school programs, and people paying attention to signs. Murray tells the story of almost getting killed by a bus, Wes poses the question of traveling through time to pleasure yourself, and Murray gets irritated with people taking up more than one parking space. We also discuss getting pulled over while drunk and we apologize for our erratic schedule.
Ep. 29 Mike Tyson, God, and Rising Prices
We're finally back! Join us as we discuss Mike Tyson, Wes being a nosey older man, and Murray learning that Angela Lansbury is still alive. Rising prices, self-checkout, Murray questions God and karma. We also discover that Angela Lansbury is still alive. You truly do learn something every day!
Ep. 28 Peacemaker, Steve Aoki, and Grandpas Porn
We finally return. We welcome our friend Travis on to this episode to discuss Peacemaker. Wes has issues with a gas station burrito, Murray explains what kept him from glory holes, and our helping grandpa with porn. Streaming services are out of control, our friend Steve goes to a Vegas club, and Steve Aoki shows up super late. Murray and Travis also review The Batman. However, it's not on this episode because Murray is an idiot and deleted that part of the show.
Ep. 27 The Matrix, Kid Rock, Favorite 2021 Movies
We're back! This week we discuss the best and worst movies of 2021. Murray has issues with his mom liking Chuck Norris and Charles Bronson movies, Wes is angry with overreacting sports fans, and we discuss the ridiculousness of Kid Rock. We also take issue with kids and Christmas shopping. A man gets taken to get his pension check after he dies, Kanye says Pete Davidson has aids, and a man gets intimate with birds on Reddit. Subscribe today!
Ep. 26 Sex and the City, Spirituality, and Drunkiness
Ladies and gentlemen, we are drunk. This week Murray gets spiritual and thankful for his life. Wes bashes turkey and ham, then gets angry over Murray's love of "dull" meats. We discuss a beauty contest for camels, and Wes wonders why people still use them. A forty-eight-year-old mom steals her twenty-year-old daughter's identity. Murray has issues with Peloton thinking their clients are stupid because of Sex and the City. Wes is tired of reboots and tells a story about a guy driving off with the gas hose still connected to his vehicle.
Ep. 25 Ghostbusters, Squid Game, Ku Campus Tour
This week Wes has issues with Squid Game, Sprite Zero keeps exploding and we review Ghostbusters: Afterlife. Murray discusses his tour of the Ku campus and Wes pitches a Sam Elliot themed restaurant. Our friend Travis joins us this week and shares his irritation with television and movie breakfast. Wes questions the need for garnish and Murray humble brags about school.
Ep. 24 JFK Jr. Rises With Qanon, Rumer Willis, and Dune again
This week's episode features special guests, our friends Darrel and Steve. Darrel has issues with peanut butter for dogs and gives his opinion on Dune. Wes gets a gun pointed in his face, Murray has problems with Rumer Wills, and we discuss JFK Jr. rising from the dead.
Ep. 23 Halloween Kills, Ghost Stories, Small Towns
Wes gets his first taste of some of the small-town folks where Murray lives. Murray proceeds to tell the story of a man who looks like Wilford Brimely smashing his sandwich and getting blamed for parking too close. Wes has issues with how quick people are to grab their phones in any situation, including emergencies. We review Halloween Kills and Wes absolutely hates Dune.
Ep. 22 F9, Jesus is Angry, and Facebook Ads
This week features discussions on fast food scamming, fake gang members, and Jesus coming back angry. Murray explains how he ruined last week's episode by getting drunk. Wes is mad at Facebook, and he finally watched F9. We also discuss Many Saints of Newark, once again, we get angry at conspiracy theorists, and Wes takes issue with the Little Ceasars ads.
Ep. 21 Matrix Resurrections, Met Gala, and Tik Tok
This week we discuss fighting in sports, our love for ridiculous movies, and Murray's issue with the Met Gala. Wes discusses the supposed eccentric millionaire homeless people living in our town. Murray hates Shang-Chi, Tik Tok challenges, and we review Malignant. We also touch on our friend Adam having issues with jerks in big trucks, colossal horse flies, and Wes gets ignored at a gas station.
Ep. 20 Jeopardy, Grandpas Porn, and Taliban Anger
This week we discuss Dog The Bounty Hunter claiming to have a pass to use the n-word, the Taliban being angry with our military, and Wes being sick and tired of Jeopardy. Wes takes issue with a covid killing air conditioner. We both discuss discovering our grandfathers' porn collections. Once again, we discuss getting old, only to get sidetracked with a story about Wes having to dumpster diver for Nintendo games.
Ep. 19 Suicide Squad, Qanon, Cults, and Olympics
This week we take on the tough questions! Are the Olympics overrated, and why do people join cults? We discuss our expectations for The House of Gucci, Copshop and review the new Suicide Squad movie. We also touch on other important subjects such as our hairlines, punching horses, and the logic of Face-Off.
Ep. 18 Dog Moms, Ghostbusters Afterlife, Gas Pumps are ridiculous, and Dumb Bumper Stickers
As per usual Murray hates everything. Dog moms, cat moms, dumb bumper stickers, and gas pumps. Wes discusses how ridiculous the Walmart in his neighborhood can be and we give our opinions on some new movie trailers.
Ep. 17 Britney Spears, Art is Dumb, and Holiday Hate
Join us as we discuss our hatred of holidays, lack of care for freeing Britney Spears, and how art is dumb. We also discuss how Murray is about to be forty and how much he hates diets.
Ep. 16 Charles Barkley, Lot Lizards, and Bird Scooters
Join us as we discuss Charles Barkley quiting Inside the NBA, Uber drivers, and issues with Bird Scooters leaving vulgar skidmarks. Murray and Wes are perplexed as to how Peter Dinklage is playing the Toxic Avenger. Wes learns about lot lizards and discuss a man paying his child support in pennies.
Ep. 15 Conjuring 3, Getting Older, Lizard People, and Cell Phone Issues
Finally we return... Again. Murray talks about his gallbladder surgery and it turns into a discussion about getting old. Wes has Issues with T-mobile and Murray has issues with the Black Hammer Organization, Lizard People, and David Icke. We also do a super in depth review of the Conjuring 3.
Ep. 14 Mortal Kombat, Unhinged, and Dead Beat Dads
This week we review Mortal Kombat and Unhinged. Wes has issues with dead beat dads in movies, and Murray hates movie snobs. We also learn our knowledge of Australia is terrible.
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Ep. 13 The Triumphant return, Godzilla Vs Kong, and Lady bodywash
We are back! Finally we our covid hiatus has come to an end. Join us as we shake off the rust and possibly get too drunk. We discuss Godzilla Vs Kong, The Rock running for President, and Murray hates the trailer for The United States of Al. Wes discusses bathroom issues that come with age, Murray hates exfoliating body wash, and more. Join us as we journey back into the podcast world!
American Zero Show Update
Ep. 12 The Batmobile, Glitter Gulch, Invisible Man, and Corona Virus
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Ep. 11 Regal Unlimited, Bat Suit, Shawshank Redemption, and The Intruder
Ep. 10 Drunk ghost stories
Ep. 9 Bad Boys for Life, Fast and Furious 9, and Spider-Man possibly killing people
Ep. 8 Akon City, Oscar issues, and Impeachment confusion
Ep. 7 Rambo Last Blood, Batcave Electicity Bills, and Las Vegas
Ep. 6 Star Wars, Nerds, and Fighting Gremlins
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