And They Were Roommates
By ATWR
And They Were RoommatesMay 10, 2022
Episode 98: The Sleeping Habits of Lizard People
Ben and Joe guarantee a good night's sleep if you listen to this episode 100 times.
Episode 97: The Great WALL-E Debate
Ben and Joe intricately dissect your favorite characters and plots from 2000s Pixar movies, kindly informing you on how you feel about your childhood.
Episode 96: Falling Apart at 20,000 Feet - The Physical and Psychological Peril of Modern Air Travel
Ben and Joe discuss almost meeting their end and the chances of being vacuum sucked out of a plane.
Episode 95: Harry Potter and Nagini and the 2023 Spotify Wrapped
Ben and Joe take a deep dive into today's number one cause of division and ridicule amongst the American population.
Episode 94: The Gift of Knowledge
Ben and Joe discuss the future of their sanities as well as the intricate details and applications of color theory.
Episode 93: The Sour Cream Monster
Ben and Joe take another spin through the world of one star Google reviews to explore the grand delusions and hate that many have for the Live Mas establishment.
Episode 92: Joe's Application To Be Concrete's Dad
Ben and Joe analyze the second-best podcaster in the game right now and prepare for their first-ever guest.
Episode 91: City Boy Obliterates Farmers At Their Own Game
Ben and Joe take a deep dive into the rich, foreign culture of heartland America's favorite pastime: the all-too-famous Hog Calling Contest.
Episode 90: The Titanic Is 2-0
Ben and Joe give you TNT-level commentary on the Titanic's historic comeback, the next big Vegas fight, and Vladdy's loosening grip on his country.
Episode 89: Human Piñatas...AI's Plan For Humanity?
Jake and Max are back for one time only. Talk about a dynamic podcast duo...they'll take you on an adventure.
Episode 88: Kanye, Part 2
You've asked for it. Now Ben and Joe are back with in-depth analysis of what our new culture will look like thanks to Ye. Automobile, clothing, and education reform are all on the way.
Episode 87: TikTok vs. America
Is your biggest source of dopamine and serotonin being taken away? Find out from our legal experts.
Episode 86: Genetically Enhanced Snapping Turtle vs. Totally Deranged Bull
Ben and Joe return with another staggery accurate set of predictions for this year's March Madness, based on only the most accurate statistical data.
Episode 85: Harry Potter And The Nagini As The Seventh Round Unused Draft Pick
Ben and Joe participate in a draft that is an even more shocking, mind-blowing, and revolutionary than the 1973 NBA Draft.
Episode 84: P90X, Never Built But Never Forgotten
Ben and Joe gather together to meet your needs. Today they take time to ponder over how to make your listening experience better.
But it's not free...
Episode 83: Why Isn't The Tortilla Even?
Ben and Joe dive into this new year with inquiries from their loyal subjects. #NewYearNewUs
Episode 82: Bird Propaganda and Fun Facts
Ahead of the year's most propaganda-y holiday, Ben and Joe are here to tell you the real truth about what you call "Thanksgiving".
Episode 81: Death Threats Over Hot Dogs
15 minutes could provide you with 15 opinions or more on ATWR.
Ben and Joe have spent the last few weeks researching and creating a new, complex audio formula that will provide a revolutionary new way of creating podcast content. You won't want to miss this.
Episode 80: No One Fricks With Sausage Fingers
Ben and Joe return to ATWR's founding mission: to educate their loyal listeners and conquer any piece of earth that the sun touches.
EP 79: The Domino Effect: An Introspective Look at Victory
*NFL music playing* Part 2 of The Fast Food Mascot Bracket Tournament Combat Challenge is happening today. Buckle up and prepare for war.
Episode 78: Tea Time Is Over
Ben and Joe join with the rest of the word to mourn that the possibility of immortality no longer exists. Also, they rate some band names.
Episode 77: The Great Fast Food Mascot Brawl
Everyone's dreamed of who would be victorious after the onslaught of iconic fast foot mascots tearing each other apart to be the one at the top. Take a listen to find out who it is.
Episode 76: Taylor Swift's Deathly Rampage and How It Affects You
Will your child be killed by Taylor Swift? Will the greatest rapper of all time survive a deadly disease? And is Will Smith going to slap Chris Rock again? Find out right here.
Episode 75: Apple News vs. Wii New Channel: What you should be using
Visiting a friend? Going to a cocktail party? These hot new conversation starters will have you at the pinnacle of the social ladder within minutes of your event.
Episode 74: Real or Fake?
Ben and Joe are here to cut the crap and get straight to the truth. Nothing but facts and lies in this juicy episode. Now it's up to you to tell which is which.
Episode 73: Transformers Girl Has Ouchie Ring
Toxic love, dental hygiene, and a lambo: we have all that and more in your favorite game involving Ben and thumbs.
Episode 72: The Wolves of Val Vista Street
After solving the 2008 financial crisis, Ben and Joe are back to solve this one. Listen up if you want gas prices to go down.
Episode 71: PROOF THAT THE NBA FINALS ARE RIGGED
Just as Jesus said, let the little children come to me. So the children came to us with questions.
EP 70: Peanut Butter Diamonds
Ben and Joe ice out your ears with peanut butter diamonds. Also, your Pringles can might not be as safe as it seems.
Episode 68: "Susan"
Prepare to be destroyed and soothed at the same time as Ben and Joe take you on a journey through ASMR and obliterated haircuts.
Episode 67: The Jester Parade
Ben and Joe walk you through everything you missed at the MET Gala. They also tell you what the MET Gala is, because they know you don’t know.
Episode 66: Make Weddings Spicy Again
Ben and Joe dive into the world of love, tossing out plenty of tips to help you spice up your next wedding.
Episode 65: The Unbearable Weight of Massive Fatherhood
Ben and Joe talk about their trip to an uncharted part of Arizona and debut a new segment involving a thumb.
Episode 64: ATWRdle
Ben and Joe discuss the fad that swept across the world a month ago: Wordle.
Episode 63: Wii News Channel
Ben and Joe help you stay relevant by providing you with the most important info on the street today.
Episode 62: G.I. Jane's Boyfriend vs. The Zebra From Madagascar
Ben and Joe, the world's foremost experts on pop culture, discuss everyone's wife's embarrassment at the Oscars.
Episode 61: Buster’s Slaughter, Part II
Ben and Joe are back with the second and final part of the 2022 March Madness Mascot Bracket Championship - and they need your help.
Episode 60: Buster’s Slaughter
Ben and Joe, the kings of timely content, run through the first part of their 2022 March Madness Mascot Bracket Championship.
Episode 59: Aquarium Hockey and Caddies For All
Ben and Joe put on their consultant hats and find ways to make sports better. You're welcome, ESPN.
Episode 58: Bathroom Ridicule and Peanut Butter Wrestling
Ben and Joe philosophize over your deepest concerns.
Episode 57: Star Religion
Ben and Joe dive into the mystical world of the zodiac. Buckle up folks, you never know what could happen when a Capricorn and a Taurus do a podcast together.
Episode 56: The Log
Ben and Joe are here to tell you about the side of Christmas that you’ve never heard of. From the poop log to Ukraine, there was plenty to discuss.
Episode 55: DONDA
With the help of The Great Kanye Timeline, Ben and Joe take a deep-dive into the most interesting man alive: Ye.
Episode 54: Trick or Treat
Boo! Did we scare you? With Halloween just around the corner, Ben and Joe discuss all things Spooky Szn.
Episode 53: How To Support Someone With A Crossy Road Addiction
Ben and Joe, your two resident LDs (Love Doctors), are here to dish out relationship advice like suburban parents dish out king-sized candy on Halloween. Strap in folks.
Episode 52: God Save Steve Newman
Ben and Joe dove into the depths of the reviews corner of the internet. These are their findings.
Episode 51: Left and Right Twix Segregation: What You Can Do
Ben and Joe are back under the bed and they’re back answering your life and death questions.
Episode 50: Death Burger and Shank Food
Have you ever wanted to be in prison? Well we have the restaurant for you! On this episode, Ben and Joe discuss some of the world’s strangest culinary establishment.
Episode 49: Our Demands for Brian, Part 2
With the school year rapidly approach, Ben and Joe have another list of demands for Brian. May their voices be heard.
Episode 48: The Puke Trench
Ben and Joe discuss some of the grossest things that they have ever encountered, including (but not limited to) The Mighty Puke Trench.