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Answer Your Phone

Answer Your Phone

By Clarene Klarke

What happens when you can't afford therapy? You start a podcast obviously. Just a fun, honest podcast fronted by a fun honest lady. Answer your phone and join Clarene as she tackles office etiquette, relationships, faith, and the day-to-day going-ons of a confused millennial.
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How to Steal Someone's Boyfriend

Answer Your PhoneNov 02, 2022

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You've Been On My Mind...| A Quick Message

You've Been On My Mind...| A Quick Message

Hope all is well!

Mar 26, 202401:25
Tips & Tricks for Avoiding People Pleasing This Holiday Szn
Dec 20, 202321:43
Questions to Ask Before Demanding Activism
Dec 06, 202315:23
Accepting Good When You've Been Hardwired to Expect Bad
Dec 06, 202322:58
Flewed Out: Tips & Tricks for a Successful Group Trip
Jul 26, 202327:60
Clean Girl Aesthetic. Yuck or Yum?
Apr 27, 202322:25
The Intersection of Passion & Heartbreak | Remaining Rooted in Your Devotion
Apr 14, 202326:17
Combatting the Need to Be Someone Else's Different | A Conversation on Authenticity and Being Different
Apr 07, 202319:06
Conversations on Friendship w Kell
Mar 17, 202301:01:20
 A Lil Miss-Bee-Hiving + I Joined Bumble BFF and Now I'm a Friendship Expert
Mar 01, 202328:14
Ban Them All! Parenting Accounts Need to Be Stopped
Feb 02, 202326:37
All Dolled Up | A Word From An Ancestor
Jan 19, 202324:22
For Colored Girls Who Are Tired Of Male Podcasters | Four Quotes.

For Colored Girls Who Are Tired Of Male Podcasters | Four Quotes.

Take back your power and remove the toxicity from your feed. Today Clarene talks about something that's been grinding her gears for months: angry male podcasters. In continuation with the last episode's theme, Clarene has created a list of four quotes & affirmations that she will be taking into 2023. 


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Follow the Pod:  https://www.instagram.com/answeryourphonepod/ 


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Dec 30, 202226:43
Growth Mission | Growing Into 2023

Growth Mission | Growing Into 2023

What growth will you be cultivating within yourself going forward? Clarene has created her list and she can't wait to hear from you. 

Find me on IG: https://www.instagram.com/clareneklarke/

Follow the Pod:  https://www.instagram.com/answeryourphonepod/

Dec 08, 202227:11
Diversity, Inclusion & The Importance of Names

Diversity, Inclusion & The Importance of Names

Today we are talking about one of my greatest pet peeves. Its my name, don't wear it out.  Let's discuss.

Find me on IG: https://www.instagram.com/clareneklarke/

Follow the Pod:  https://www.instagram.com/answeryourphonepod/

Nov 23, 202218:46
Wakanda Forever: A Brawl, A Truce, A Baby

Wakanda Forever: A Brawl, A Truce, A Baby

Wakanda Forever. A loving tribute, but how does it stand as a Marvel film? Let's discuss. 


Find me on IG: https://www.instagram.com/clareneklarke/ 


Follow the Pod:  https://www.instagram.com/answeryourphonepod/


Nov 16, 202228:43
Fords are Terrible. Terrible Cars, Terrible Politicians. An Educators Rant
Nov 11, 202221:53
How to Steal Someone's Boyfriend

How to Steal Someone's Boyfriend

Buckle up chuckie boy, the internet strikes again.


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Nov 02, 202227:01
Are Men Deserving of Kindness?

Are Men Deserving of Kindness?

Today we are talking about how boys who are not taught kindness, become dangerous, unstable men. WOOOOOOOOOO!!! So much fun!!

Oct 26, 202225:07
Clout Chasing Vs. Networking & Putting Yourself On

Clout Chasing Vs. Networking & Putting Yourself On

Today I'm talking about something that has been getting on my nerves lately. "Cloutchasing". Get into it. People are weird and it's driving me nuts dude. HAPPY TUESDAY THOUGH. Also, you may have noticed that these episodes go up on Tuesdays or Wednesdays. That's because I have a very crazy desire to upload at SPECIFICALLY 5:30 am EST so if editing isn't done by Monday evening, it's going up on Wednesday at 5:30 am. Idk... Enjoy and come again.
Oct 18, 202223:26
My Twenties Gave Me Performance Anxiety... and Other Fun Stories

My Twenties Gave Me Performance Anxiety... and Other Fun Stories

Hoping my Canadian Friends have had a lovely Thanksgiving! Today I'm discussing my experience with being and my twenties. This is a pimp in pimp-in-distress episode. 

Oct 11, 202225:13
Match Made in Heck: Rachel Dolezal & Kanye West.

Match Made in Heck: Rachel Dolezal & Kanye West.

'Ye out here trippin again mane. 

Oct 05, 202223:27
What's Your Greatest Fear?

What's Your Greatest Fear?

We are a day late but it isn't expired so pls. 

Sep 28, 202225:41
I Went to a Teddy Pain Concert / Exposing Beyonce

I Went to a Teddy Pain Concert / Exposing Beyonce

How long did she think she could keep this secret?! Not on my watch!

Sep 20, 202228:23
The Queen is Dead and Other Fall Chronicles.

The Queen is Dead and Other Fall Chronicles.

It's almost December and almost 2023! Where has the time gone =o

Sep 13, 202225:06
I Watched the First Episode of Boys Over Flowers and I-

I Watched the First Episode of Boys Over Flowers and I-

Pure chaos. I'm in lurv.

Sep 06, 202219:33
Luxury Dating?! Yeah, Okay.

Luxury Dating?! Yeah, Okay.

First, it was "Self-care" then it was "black girl luxury" and "soft life". Sigh. We're in danger if the term "luxury dating" doesn't raise a red flag beloved.

Aug 23, 202223:11
Drew Barrymore Wants You to Break a Leg

Drew Barrymore Wants You to Break a Leg

New side hustle tings. The world is ending. Be happy.

Aug 16, 202222:25
The Shamelessness of Capitalism: A Door, Ice-Cream, and Your Assets

The Shamelessness of Capitalism: A Door, Ice-Cream, and Your Assets

Insurance is hell gurl.

Jun 22, 202222:12
What Table Are You Even Talking About Sir?

What Table Are You Even Talking About Sir?

Men honestly hate us sksks. Idk. It's very late, I'm going to bed, but also, Let's talk about my ticket update, the mens, and so on and so forth.
Jun 16, 202225:25
Adjusters, Nail Polish, and a Run in With The Law. Sigh.

Adjusters, Nail Polish, and a Run in With The Law. Sigh.

Sigh. Insurance people are hell. 

Anyways, Happy almost Friday!

Jun 09, 202226:36
Befriending Co-workers, The Trouble with Social Media, and Where are the Awkward Children???

Befriending Co-workers, The Trouble with Social Media, and Where are the Awkward Children???

A haiku:

My first episode. 

It's a series of small rants. 

Alright. Talk soon hun!

Jun 08, 202225:03