The Office ASMR - A Podcast to Sleep To
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The Office ASMR - A Podcast to Sleep ToMay 07, 2022
The Office S06E21 - Happy Hour (Sleep Podcast)
I wear a tend to wear something low cut, get men to flirt with me... And Bob beats them up.
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The Office S06E20 - New Leads (Sleep Podcast)
You couldn't handle my undivided attention.
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The Office S06E19 - St. Patrick's Day (Sleep Podcast)
It is St. Patrick's Day. And here in Scranton, that is a huge deal. It is the closest that the Irish will ever get to Christmas.
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The Office S06E18 - The Delivery Part 2 (Sleep Podcast)
Kevin has an enormous heart. Literally he has an elephant heart, he had a transplant.
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The Office S06E17 - The Delivery Part 1 (Sleep Podcast)
Pregnant Pam and I, we get hungry at the same times so we've been eating together a lot. Not all meals. Just, second breakfast, lunch, second lunch, and first dinner
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The Office S06E16 - Manager and Salesman (Sleep Podcast)
Manuel who?
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The Office S06E15 - Sabre (Sleep Podcast)
Have you tried making everything smaller.
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The Office S06E14 - The Banker (Sleep Podcast)
I don't want to tell the truth.
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The Office S06E13 - Secret Santa (Sleep Podcast)
You can't yell out 'I need this I need this' as you pin down an employee on your lap.
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The Office S06E12 - Scott's Tots (Sleep Podcast)
Five minutes ahead of schedule... Right on schedule.
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The Office S06E11 - Stakeholder Meeting (Sleep Podcast)
Well that was apple-picking day. There was no need to yell that day. You know I was just excited to find the car. Perfect end to a perfect day.
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The Office S06E10 - Murder (Sleep Podcast)
Nah. Just poopin'. You know how I be
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The Office S06E09 - Double Date (Sleep Podcast)
Pam. She's gonna punch the crap out of your face after work.
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The Office S06E08 - Koi Pond (Sleep Podcast)
Oh you're paying too much for worms man. Who's your worm guy?
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The Office S06E07 - The Lover (Sleep Podcast)
You know, I really would've appreciated a heads up that you were into dating mothers. I would've introduced you to mine.
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The Office S06E06 - Mafia (Sleep Podcast)
If the salad is on top, I send it back.
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The Office S06E05 - Niagara pt. 2 (Sleep Podcast)
The boat was actually plan C. The church was plan B. And plan A was marring her a long, long time ago. Pretty much the day I met her.
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The Office S06E04 - Niagara pt. 1 (Sleep Podcast)
It's amazing: a three ounce fetus, is calling the shots! It's so bad ass.
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The Office S06E03 - The Promotion (Sleep Podcast)
To be fair, Jimothy-- ah that sounds weird. Are you ok with being called Jim?
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The Office S06E02 - The Meeting (Sleep Podcast)
Please don't talk about my breast milk.
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The Office S06E01 - Gossip (Sleep Podcast)
If I can't scuba then what's this all been about?? What am I working toward?
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The Office S05E28 - Company Picnic (Sleep Podcast)
I heard him asking for a shoe that could increase his speed, and not leave any tracks.I heard him asking for a shoe that could increase his speed, and not leave any tracks.
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The Office S05E27 - Cafe Disco (Sleep Podcast)
You all took a life here today. You did. The life of the party.
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The Office S05E26 - Casual Friday (Sleep Podcast)
Oh it is on like a prawn who yawns at dawn.
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The Office S05E25 - Broke (Sleep Podcast)
Just crunch 'em. Just crunch 'em please.
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The Office S05E24 - Heavy Competition (Sleep Podcast)
Their meatball parm is their worst sandwich!
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The Office S05E23 - The Michael Scott Paper Company (Sleep Podcast)
P is being a giant B.
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The Office S05E22 - Dream Team (Sleep Podcast)
You get paid by the year at the bowling alley?
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The Office S05E21 - Two Weeks (Sleep Podcast)
You don't have to kiss his ass anymore.
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The Office S05E20 - New Boss (Sleep Podcast)
What is a two way petting zoo?
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The Office S05E19 - Golden Ticket (Sleep Podcast)
Ok I'm going to ask you something and I want you to be honest. What is a pallet.
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The Office S05E18 - Blood Drive (Sleep Podcast)
Really Jim. On Cupid's birthday.
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The Office S05E17 - Lecture Circuit Part 2 (Sleep Podcast)
Why is there a Chiclet on my cake?
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The Office S05E16 - Lecture Circuit Part 1 (Sleep Podcast)
I think sometimes people are really mean, to the hot, popular girl.
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The Office S05E14 - Stress Relief (Sleep Podcast)
Boom Roasted.
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The Office S05E13 - Prince Family Paper (Sleep Podcast)
A painting, can be beautiful, but I don't want to bang a painting.
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The Office S05E12 - The Duel (Sleep Podcast)
I've had two men fight over me before. Usually it's over which one gets to hold the camcorder.
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The Office S05E11 - Moroccan Christmas (Sleep Podcast)
It's Christmas. And you're singing about nudity and France.
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The Office S05E10 - Surplus (Sleep Podcast)
You are the silent killer. Go back to the annex.
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The Office S05E09 - Frame Toby (Sleep Podcast)
I love catching people in the act. It's why I always whip open doors.
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The Office S05E08 - Business Trip (Sleep Podcast)
No, David. You listen to me. Why did.. you send her away? That... God... you knew I liked her and you just, sent her away.
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The Office S05E07 - Customer Survey (Sleep Podcast)
Describe him exactly. What color mustard is his shirt? Yellow or Dijon?
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The Office S05E06 - Employee Transfer (Sleep Podcast)
My wish has come true, incidentally. Because, you've met me, and you are happy.
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The Office S05E05 - Crime Aid (Sleep Podcast)
this next item is sure to spring steam from your ears if you don't win it
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The Office S05E04 - Baby Shower (Sleep Podcast)
Jan had the baby, and Michael wasn't there to mark it. So the baby could be anybody's. Except Michael's
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The Office S05E03 - Business Ethics (Sleep Podcast)
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Season 4 Bonus: Goodbye Stranger (Sleep Version)
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The Office S05E01 - Weight Loss (Sleep Podcast)
Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.
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The Office S04E18 - Goodbye Toby (Sleep Podcast)
What Gives You The Right?
Good Night.
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The Office S04E17 - Job Fair (Sleep Podcast)
Hiya Pumpkin, it's Creed. So we're gonna ditch this bitch. You in?
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