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Attack of the 50 Foot Podcast

Attack of the 50 Foot Podcast

By Fifty Foot Media

A podcast of three friends with a passion for tearing apart the worst movies we can find and recording it.
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23 - Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas

Attack of the 50 Foot PodcastDec 18, 2020

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38 - Spawn of Slithis

38 - Spawn of Slithis

If you were looking for a fantastic "so good it's bad" monster movie, then we've found the perfect thing for you. What makes Slithis a great monster slasher but yet still so bad??

Jul 30, 202101:06:19
37 - Sexy Beast

37 - Sexy Beast

We have split opinions on this episode! What is Sexy Beast? Good? Bad? Is it even a comedy? Let's discuss a crime/thriller/romance/comedy/drama from the early 2000s.

Jul 02, 202101:09:28
36 - Batman and Robin

36 - Batman and Robin

Batnipples and Robinipples go on a pun filled adventure to save Gotham from imminent, frozen, death. Does anything make sense? Not really. Is the movie way too long? Absolutely. But it's still fun as (frozen) hell!

Jun 19, 202101:20:22
35 - Manos: The Hands of Fate

35 - Manos: The Hands of Fate

Who would've thought terrible jazz music goes great over a strange horror film in which a family gets lost in the desert? No one did, because it doesn't.

Jun 04, 202101:08:23
34 - The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?

34 - The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies!!?

For something with a title as long as this one, it sure doesn't tell you what this "horror musical" was actually about. Get our hot takes on 1960s hairstyles, carnivals, zombies, and everything else terrible in this movie.

May 21, 202101:11:57
33 - The Island of Dr. Moreau

33 - The Island of Dr. Moreau

You ever watch a movie based on a book and think "wow they totally ruined the book"? Well, The Island of Dr. Moreau will really do it for you this time. Let's talk about the insane costume choices, the butchered story, and much more.

May 07, 202101:22:23
32 - Jumper

32 - Jumper

Prepare your people-holes and join us on this journey into the most plot-less action movie you've ever seen about people with teleporting powers.

Apr 23, 202101:18:58
31 - Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

31 - Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

MORTAL KOMBAAAAT! We welcome our first guest host and Mortal Kombat expert, Jason Turner, to help us attempt to unravel this kick-punching nightmare.

Apr 09, 202101:46:28
30 - Samurai Cop

30 - Samurai Cop

Nothing's better than an 80s martial arts movie where nobody actually knows any martial arts... only how to blast each other with guns. 

Mar 26, 202101:29:07
29 - Halloween III: Season of the Witch

29 - Halloween III: Season of the Witch

You all know that series of films called "Halloween" starring slasher Michael Myers except there's one that has absolutely nothing to do with Myers? Well this is it, the black sheep of the Halloween franchise. A film about evil masks with microchips full of witchcraft??

Mar 12, 202101:16:35
28 - Rhinestone

28 - Rhinestone

Have you ever wanted to see Sylvester Stallone and Dolly Parton in a disaster country musical? Well you're in luck, it exists! Join us on this journey into the country western world of making a taxi driver a country singer for a bet.

Feb 26, 202101:03:12
27 - Starcrash

27 - Starcrash

IT'S OUR ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY and to celebrate we watched an absolute sci-fi mess of a Star Wars rip-off called Starcrash! You'll get robots with southern accents, collared bikinis, and David Hasselhoff with a not-lightsaber.

Feb 12, 202101:23:50
26 - BEN

26 - BEN

Is that the one about the rats? Yes it is. We'll tell you about this movie about an "anarchistic" rat and a boy with awful musical abilities will take you on a journey that you'd wish would end sooner. 

Jan 29, 202101:07:19
25 - Officer Downe

25 - Officer Downe

Are you all ready to hear about the worst comic book adaptation ever made? A film full of raging testosterone, bad music, and horrendous editing? Well get ready then...

Jan 15, 202101:20:59
24 - Captain America 1990

24 - Captain America 1990

Let's start off the new year with the fresh dumpster fire that is 1990's Captain America! Featuring not very much Captain America and a woman that plays three characters, this movie is classic terrible gold.

Jan 01, 202101:37:44
23 - Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas

23 - Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas

HO HO NO! Happy holidays, here's a TV movie about a cat that is famous for being a meme. You may need to spike your eggnog to finish this one.

Dec 18, 202001:08:32
22 - Ninja III: The Domination

22 - Ninja III: The Domination

Whoops we did another martial arts movie. What happens when you mix Poltergeist, The Exorcist, and every ninja movie trope out there? THIS. And it's become a new favorite for all of us...

Dec 04, 202001:33:31
21 - Kill Squad

21 - Kill Squad

Do you like 80s action movies? Do you like seeing the same martial arts action over and over again? Well this may be the movie for you!

Nov 20, 202001:13:41
20 - Cool As Ice

20 - Cool As Ice

This is a contender for one of the worst movies we've watched: a feature film about Vanilla Ice coincidentally being a hero and getting a girl that should have never liked him.

Nov 06, 202001:21:44
*Halloween Special* The Creeping Terror

*Halloween Special* The Creeping Terror

HAPPY HALLOWEEN we've got a special extra episode for you about an extra special terrible movie. The Creeping Terror was a film from 1964 about a giant slug (more like pile of rugs) monster terrorizing Lake Tahoe (but was actually a pond) with narration replacing audio and many, many more problems! 

Oct 31, 202001:22:33
19 - League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

19 - League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

Even though 2/3 of the hosts love this movie, it's still a bucket of over-the-top madness.

Oct 23, 202001:31:56
18 - Star Trek: Generations

18 - Star Trek: Generations

Sorry Trekkies, there's just nothing good about the seventh Star Trek in the series. The Enterprise can't fly with this many plot holes and mishaps...

Oct 09, 202001:29:00
17 - The Punisher

17 - The Punisher

Dolph Lundgren is the Punisher and he certainly does not know how to hold a gun... catch the best iteration of the Punisher with us this week!

Sep 25, 202001:19:52
16 - Plan 9 from Outer Space!

16 - Plan 9 from Outer Space!

This episode we're discussing one of the original bad movies by the always wonderful Ed Wood. Flying saucers, aliens, and the undead abound!

Sep 11, 202001:11:48
15 - Maximum Overdrive

15 - Maximum Overdrive

Welcome to Stephen King's disasterpiece! Sentient trucks, evil comets, and loads of bad acting galore.

Aug 28, 202001:24:02
14 - The Miami Connection

14 - The Miami Connection

Best friends in a band, motorcycle riding ninjas, and taekwondo. Get ready for this fantastic and "oxymoronic" ride.

Aug 14, 202001:14:37
13 - Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Manhattan

13 - Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Manhattan

Jason is not actually in Manhattan most of the time. This should be called "Jason Takes a Boat and Slaughters Lots of Teenagers, Per Usual". 

Jul 31, 202001:25:50
12 - 2012

12 - 2012

It's the end of the world, what better time to watch a movie about when the world ended all those years ago? 

Jul 18, 202001:13:21
11 - Dark Dungeons

11 - Dark Dungeons

Ah yes, what could more cringey than an indie movie based directly off of a Jack Chick comic (with a little Lovecraft)? 

Jul 04, 202050:52
10 - 10,000 BC

10 - 10,000 BC

Welcome to bad history, the movie. We're your hosts on this journey through woolly mammoths in the wrong environments, terror birds, and lots of fake dreads.

Jun 19, 202001:11:43
9 - Hercules in New York

9 - Hercules in New York

It's Arnold Schwarzenegger's first film! And it's a total mess of a "modern" take on Greek/a little Roman/a bit of Biblical mythology...

Jun 05, 202001:41:18
8 - Legend

8 - Legend

Tom Cruise, without pants, goes on a journey to save a girl who looked at a unicorn funny and got kidnapped by Tim Curry as a demon.

May 22, 202001:17:46
7 - Repo! The Genetic Opera

7 - Repo! The Genetic Opera

This movie was like a bunch of drunk theater kids at a Halloween party in a slasher film. If that's your thing then this is the "rock opera" for you!

May 08, 202001:25:36
6 - Spy Kids 3D

6 - Spy Kids 3D

Bust out those classic 3D glasses... because this film is going to get totally low-res, man.

Apr 24, 202001:46:40
5 - Deep Blue Sea

5 - Deep Blue Sea

THOMAS JANE IS... IN DEEP BLUE SEA. What's better than a shark movie with science that doesn't make sense? 

Apr 11, 202001:34:45
4 - Fantastic Four (Fant4stic)

4 - Fantastic Four (Fant4stic)

As one headline read about this movie "Fantastic Four is an unmitigated garbage fire". We endured this mess, can you?

Mar 28, 202001:52:22
3 - Hell Comes to Frogtown

3 - Hell Comes to Frogtown

This week we discuss this terribly odd post-apocalyptic sci-fi action film from 1988. Mutated frogs and a need to repopulate the planet... what could go wrong??

Mar 13, 202001:32:30
2 - Tamny and the T-Rex

2 - Tamny and the T-Rex

A 90s movie about teen drama, sci-fi evil doctors, a robotic T-Rex, and a whole host of bad jokes? What could go wrong??

Feb 28, 202001:34:01
1 - Savage Planet

1 - Savage Planet

Welcome to the very first episode! This week we watched Savage Planet (2006) directed by Andrew Wild: a film with space, science, non-memorable characters, and of course... bears. Take a listen and we will tell you all the great and wonderful things we experienced!

Feb 15, 202001:27:42