Just the Tits
By Avery Miles
Just the TitsJan 06, 2021
Scars and stories OR our near-death experience
This past year, we were able to meet up in person for the first time in years! Tune in to listen to our adventures and foibles, and learn how to avoid getting caught on the slippery rocks!
Lyrics so bad they're good
We asked you about your favorite bad lyrics and they were super cringe!
How deep is the love?
To burp and fart in front of a loved one or coworker can be massively embarrassing or just meh, that happened, so what. We asked you what you think about letting one rip around friends and significant others and had a gas over it!
Siskel and Ebert 2.0
We took on the monumental challenge and succeeded in being mentally (and maybe emotionally) impacted by some horrendously bad movies. Tune it to hear our reviews of some of your bad movie recs! Spoiler: they're terrible.
Why do we watch bad movies?
To be a supportive partner or a good friend, to revel together in how awful it is or because a bunch of cinema critics said it was worth a watch - who really knows but here are a few remarkably bad ones you've shared with us. Gia and I will suffer through (or enjoy) the experience of viewing one of your suggestions and report back!
The Episode That's Not About Resolutions
It's been 200 years packed into one and we're tired...of making resolutions we don't or won't keep so here's a gander at what you can do instead.
You wanna pizza us?
What do skittles, balsamic vinegar and pretzels have to do with one another? Nothing but a good snack!! ... Maybe, if you're into that. Join us as we discover why we crave certain things and try not to get too hungry afterwards!
Como se dice gute Worter
What's your favorite word in another language? We tried our best to pronounce them as we learned what a face that needs punching is and also that inexplicable feeling of wistful sadness you feel after returning from a vacation.
Taking a Look at Some Good Memories from This Past Century (or so it feels)
It's been a very traumatic and sad 20* (depending on when it started in your region) months so we wanted to throw some fun and uplifting memories your way, plus pay tribute to those who experienced trauma and grief.
Tuning in to What Turns Us On
Not all fantasies are based on sex so we wanted to see what y'all thought about in your downtime: life before kids, working for pleasure instead of money and healthcare for all.
Coupla Witchdoctors Over Here
Salt water gargling for a sore throat? Toothpaste on pimples? Duct tape on worts? Whatever ails you, we've got some home remedies!
Our First (and Maybe Last) Advice Column
Whether it's relationship issues, new mom struggles or just general queries about life, we've got you. Or at least we've got some fun ideas in the form of our usual insane rambles!
We're Tossing Cookies but Not Kicking the Bucket
We're baaack and coming in hot for Season 2! Bumping uglies, making whoopie or giving someone a token-whatever you want to call it, they're all euphemisms people use (or have used) to describe something else. We explore these and more in our grand return to the pod stage. So, sit back, enjoy and try not to be scandalized!
BRB C U SOON
We're stepping out for a bit, getting some fresh air ... or taking in the sights from inside. We'll be back soon but until then, enjoy a fun inverted version of Ding, ding, ding, Gia didn't get a movie thing!
We're so F*&%ing Happy You're Listening to Our D@#$ Show
Fork, shirt, Mother Fudger! Join us on our kid-friendly cursing spree. (Spoiler: it's not actually that kid friendly) Turns out, cursing has some fun health benefits and we also found a few zingers in other languages!
Do We Make You Horny, Baby?
Oysters, chocolate, hot chili peppers and popcorn, we dive into what makes people feel frisky and then *debunk some alternative aphrodisiacs that sound cool but might not actually be all that great for you and your libido!
BOO! We About to Ghost You!
Just kidding! But we did want to know: Is ghosting ever allowed? Or should you always make a point to close the chapter? We asked you for thoughts on the spooky matter.
The Best of JTT, the Worst of JTT
Here's a sneak peek into the behind-the-scenes making of JTT. It's super caszh and silly so join us as we laugh and reminisce!
Explaining Exquests
Looking to get back together with your ex? Debating if it's a good idea or not? We delve into the science of decision making and how it relates to people choosing to jump on car hoods, show up in nothing but a trench coat or get their ex a cactus...
Dream a Little Dream
Slumber dreams, aspirational dreams, conjuring up dream worlds, join us as Gia becomes a dream doctor and Avery realizes she's a soothsayer.
Whoop, there it is!
Farts ... 'nuff said. We're lifting the lid and telling all about flatulence and the embarrassing stories that accompany it! But seriously, GI issues are no joke so trust your gut and tune into your body.
What Even is Self Respect?
And how is it different from self esteem? When do we learn about it and how can we get it? Well, TLDR: we're all still learning. BUT, at least in the process of figuring it out, we can help others learn about it too!
Putting the HUMP in Hump Day
Sex education in the U.S is a colossal mess. From a basic understanding of intimacy and respect to knowing what to ask for, people are left to turn to other means. We wanted to find out how y'all learned about the horizontal tango and explore some ways to improve our approach to one of humanity's oldest practices.
Can You Hang with the Slang?
What's up, dawg? Here comes the fuzz, don't be too uptight though because we've got you covered. We'll give you the 411, the skinny, the downlow on slang, its history, why we use it and even throw you some new terms so you'll sound hip or lit or snappin!
Welcome to They Bay!
Happy New Year and in celebration we are joined by Kevin Neccai, our reason for being ... friends and our first guest on JTT! Kevin talks about getting out of their own way and stopping the performance. We also chat all things gender identity and how language plays a role.
Grow from Love
It's the end of one outrageous year so let's check in with ourselves and practice a little self love, tits-style...with meditation and candles, of course ;)
Peeved to Say the Least
Nails down a chalkboard, the word "moist," and toe nail clippings out in public, join us as we embark on a tirade of all the things that bother us.
Despacito? Try Depilación
This episode we're tackling all things hair, Nair, and bare! Find out why people decide to remove their hair and what happens when they do....yikes.
Monkeying Around: Friendship Part III
How good are we at actually making friends? Then tune in to hear how some of the animal world also gets friendly with one another.
Duets Are Best Together: Friendship Part II
What's your Netflix series theme song? What are some things about your best friend you love the most? What are some things you don't love so much? These and other sundry topics pop up in our second installment on friendship.
Who's Grace and who's Frankie? Friendship Part I
How do you make and keep friends? Gia and Avery describe how they became fast frandz and dive into some stats on how people develop close friendships.
Parent Trap: Are We In One?
TLDR: Yes. Yes, we are destined to become our parents. Or at least resemble them closely. Join us as we analyze ourselves through the lens of our parental units, whether that's their culinary skills, empathy, or how they use humor to make people think they're more attractive.
Guilty Pleasures
DiGiorno Pizza, sitting, and boogers! We muse about what a guilty pleasure really is and how y'all have been handling yours in quarantine.
Just the Tits Teaser
Check out our *exclusive podcast coming soon and get a sneak peek here!
*very accessible to the public, basically anyone who wants to listen