Awaken Bake

Guys, Dani and Kels promise you, you can release that guilt from 15 years ago, hell you can release your guilt from 15 minutes ago. Holding onto that feeling lowers your vibration so much, and that is not it's purpose. Guilt is here to be a beam of self insight. You should be grateful for its fleeting presence, not allow it to define you and what you think your value is. It's a promise that you will feel better when you let it go. 

If there's one thing everyone can agreed on, it's that they have felt guilty at some point or another for the guilt that they feel. Dani and Kels get it. And though their experiences with "help" are very different, they have both had to overcome a lot of internal demons to be the people they are now. People who ask for help, and allow themselves to receive it. 

It's a hard pill to swallow sometimes, but what you put your mind to, your energy will bring into your reality. That is a huge responsibility. Dani and Kels are here to help you navigate and find your positive focus and mindset to raise your own vibration, as well as the vibration of those around you. 

Dani and Kels mean that EVERYONE is you pushed out.

The stories you have all been waiting for...Dani and Kels are going to get into how they were able to manifest their partners in two very different ways. That's the cool thing about love and spirituality, everyone's stories and methods are unique! Please feel free to message Dani and Kels your manifesting love story and they will be sharing them all exclusively on the AwakenBake PATREON and INSTAGRAM!!!

It's Halloween, how could we NOT get spooky?? Dani and Kels have hilariously different viewpoints on all things supernatural so get ready to laugh your ass off or maybe pee your pants if you spook easy. Light up and turn the lights out. 

Okay so here we are on our spiritual journey, loving life and making magic! Dani and Kels are here to tell you how to enjoy this journey and even translate it to others around you. A huge challenge of spiritual life is the misunderstanding that comes with. It doesn't matter. As long as your life and your choices brighten YOUR reality, keep going and tell them to f*ck off. 

Let's have a deep talk about if you are really doing what serves you. Be honest with yourself. Dani and Kels are here to help you take a deep dive at your life and what MAY not actually be good for you. 

Dani and Kels are back with more stoner Tarot for the soul. Strap in, take a hit, and get educated loves. 

We all have it in us to create anything we want, but so many of us have been told we are unable to do things simply because. Dani and Kels are going to tell you why that is bullsh*t and you owe it to yourself to take a chance on you. 

Promise, you have all the answers you need inside. It is just time that you listen to that inner voice. Let your intuition tell you what you need and listen!

We talk about it all the time on Awaken Bake, hard times are going to come. It is going to happen. Today Dani and Kels are going to talk all about how to lean into your partner during these times. And the harsh truth that if you can't do that...maybe this relationship isn't serving you. 

Nature is medicine and this episode is chaos, so strap in! When in doubt, tree hug it out! Today Dani and Kels are gonna get into why you should take more time connecting with the nature around you and some unique ways to do just that! Get your hiking boots on nature bitches!

TW: This episode includes conversations surrounding miscarriage, sexual violence, and sexual experiences. If you do not feel safe listening to a conversation with these topics please, save this episode for if and when you are ready. We are sending love. 

Class is in session and today Dani and Kels are talking about the beauty in embracing your sexual energy and the act of self love it takes to say no sometimes. Sex in all facets is a hard thing to discuss, let alone following trauma. Or having to navigate the world with the sexual stigmas society has placed on sex and being a woman. Let's get real and honest and open about the struggles of navigating sex as an adult in today's world. 

Let's start a new seriessss bitches. This time Dani and Kels are going to learn about tarot with you! Emphasis on with you, because while they both frequently pull and use their intuition to guide their tarot, it's time they learn why the fuck the cards mean what they mean. So get your notebooks and your lighter and get ready! Today: The Minor Arcana.

This is the very special ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY EPISODE OF AWAKEN BAKE! Dani and Kels are gonna recap all their favorite moments, lessons and challenges from the first year as the greatest podcasters known to humans...okay not yet, but they will be some day! In all seriousness that YOU for supporting and loving Awaken Bake through its first year, it would not be possible without every one of you. Now, let's continue the journey to awaken what's inside every one of us...

TW: This episode contains topics such as mental health, PTSD, sexual assault and violence. If you are not feeling safe to listen right now, please take all the time you need and come back if and when you are ready. 

Dani and Kels are thrilled to be welcoming Authentically Allie back to the Awaken Bake joint rotation for the second episode of Authentic Chats with Allie. Things are a little different since their last conversation and Allie is going to inspire the hell out of you and remind you just how resilient you are. Because you are. We all are. Please don't forget it. 

Okay so we have all been there. Think "I am the literal shit, I am untouchable". Dani and Kels apologize, but they are here to remind you (and themselves) that we are all in fact "touchable". We are all in this together, we're all one. Sometimes we gotta be reminded: no one is better than anyone else. Patience and forgiveness babes. 

Guys we all experience it like all the time...change. It is coming for you and you can't hide. But you can recognize the fear! And you can learn to embrace and react with grace instead of choosing violence. Dani and Kels are gonna get into it, don't worry.

Let's all refocus, what is the goal? GETTING THROUGH. If you are doing that, anything else is icing baby. Dani and Kels are gonna dive into why you deserve to take a deep breath and suck your own titty a little. You are doing so good, we all are. 

Crazy to think this is the second to last installation of the planetary series here on Awaken Bake! As always this episode was brought by the book "The Secrets of Astrology"  now let's dive into the planet of imagination!

You deserve all of the love and patience you need in your life. And you can give it to yourself. And so much more. 

OKAY. Just...listen. We're gonna get through this. 

Next up in the planetary alignment is Uranus...and no Dani and Kels will not be mature about this.

There is so much power in leaving and forging forward in your own new and unique direction. And honestly, you need it to grow! So here is your sign from your favorite stoners! Start fresh!!

Guys, TALK to the universe, it wants to interact with you! Today Dani and Kels are gonna get into intuition and psychic abilities. Share some of their stories as well as give some tips on starting to harness your inner psychic powers. 

Next in the Awaken Bake solar line up: SATURN! Dani and Kels are gonna give you the run down on the planet of rings!

Let's get even deeper and wilder into our divinely beautiful femininity. Everything from taking those sexy pics, to finally looking your pussy eye to eye, to a deep look into shadow work! And some other very interesting and unique ways to honor your divine feminine energy. 

What is a suppressive person? An enemy of the Church of Scientology. And Dani and Kels are proud new members of this group! Join them and shit talk the abusive, money hungry, manipulative "religion" of Scientology. 

Face masks, journaling, bubble baths, shadow work. Some incredibly important parts of self care. Another important part: living your life and doing shit. JUST DO IT. Self care that makes you feel alive. Things like connecting with nature, dancing, well Dani and Kels will tell you more, just listen. 

Planets are obviously a huge part of space, but now it is time to talk about the other mystery of extraterrestrial worlds...the LIFE! Dani and Kels are about to give you a run down on just what these aliens or starseed are, where they are from, and if you just may be one yourself. 

Let's go to Jupiter to get more smartiper. Okay TERRIBLE joke, but cute right? Welcome to this installation of the planetary series! Please get high and enjoy the abundance that is coming your way!

One of the hardest parts of being human is having to deal with other humans. That is because they aren't us. They have totally different brains, thoughts, opinions and ideas. And that can be EXTREMELY frustrating. Dani and Kels are going to get into why while other people can drive you crazy, taking a deep breath, removing yourself and accepting them where they are is usually the best course of action. 

Trigger warning: This episode discusses topics of suicide, self harm, child abuse, and sexual abuse. Please be aware before listening further. 

We all have people we look up to and who inspire us. Teachers, mentors, managers, gurus, shamans. Experts in our spirituality/field/religion, whatever it may be. Most of the people we see on TV or on our screens are harmless, or even helpful, but in some extreme cases they are so harmful. Today Dani and Kels discuss the red flags to look out for in spiritual teachers and remind you that you are all that you need. With a deep dive into one of today's biggest and most relevant cult leaders: Teal Swan. 

Next on our trip through the Milky Way is Mars! Mars controls your aggression. The way you assert yourself and take action are things that your Mars will rule. Special shoutout again to "The Secrets of Astrology" book! 

Today's episode is a very special listener request! Dani and Kels are going to talk about how to handle rejection and how to get through friendship break ups. Get ready because this episode is a good one!

As this Mercury in retrograde comes to a close...let's fucking recap

Let's get crazy and talk about what we've all been thinking, there is fucking power in OWNING your femininity, all sides of it. A lot of us try to diminish the darker parts of our feminine. Our anger, our innate sexual draw, our dark feminine energy. Today Dani and Kels are going to tell you not only how to recognize your dark feminine, but how to use it to serve you! 

Alright so the girls started with retrograde because it was LITERALLY kicking their asses, today they hop right into the planetary series! Starting with Venus because we all need a break from Mercury.

Just get high and listen. Your girls are here for ya.

So we all hear it all the time, so and so is in retrograde. And we all know it means like...bad shit. But why? And like...what? Don't you worry you're beautiful little face, Dani and Kels are gonna break it all down for ya!