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Babblement

By Babblement Podcast

Babblement is a more than occasional podcast of musings, ramblings and a cavalcade of hilarity. Join hosts Lee & Ryan on a journey through discussing the complex issues that surround modern existence. It's a smorgasbord of tête-à-tête's, powwow's and misanthropic observation..it's also pretty darn funny.
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SEXYBITS - Potterotica and the Quizner of Azkaban

BabblementJul 06, 2021

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Episode 76 - Useful Man

Episode 76 - Useful Man

Lee & Ryan are IN THE SAME ROOM. For the first time in YEARS, they managed to sort their shit out and actually be in the same location to record a BUMPER episode. Lee's voice is richer and more sultry than ever before and that, Babblers, will float your boat. There's loads of stuff...Hate, Lists (not together...well, yeah together, but also, not) crucified rats, KELLY and a brand new feature to see out this EXTRAVAGANZA. You're going to love it, promise. If you would like to get in touch with us to complain about how bad Lee's audio sounds compared to THIS ONE, then you can follow us on Instagram @babblementpod or you can send us an email at babblementpod@gmail.com Also, rate and subscribe wherever you get your pods - if you're lucky, you might get another episode before December 2027.
Jan 29, 202401:25:17
Episode 75 - You Give Gimps a Bad Name

Episode 75 - You Give Gimps a Bad Name

Lee & Ryan are back from a short break with the same old nonsense. There's some hate, some seagulls, some lies and a brand new game that will really have the BBC knocking at the door. We can see Danny Dyer presenting it now... If you would like to get in touch with us to complain about how bad Lee's audio sounds, then you can follow us on Instagram @babblementpod or you can send us an email at babblementpod@gmail.com - he was recording from his weird sex van so I don't really know what you expect. Also, rate and subscribe wherever you get your pods - if you're lucky, you might get another episode before December 2027.
Dec 11, 202301:10:13
Episode 74 - “JUST BE BALLS”

Episode 74 - “JUST BE BALLS”

Welcome Home Babblers.  Lee & Ryan are back with another episode of tomfoolery. Lots to discuss, immeasurable amounts of dread including some chatter like; Albatross', Superheroes and everyone's favourite bloke called Barry (who isn't ACTUALLY called Barry). What a rush.  If you'd like to get in touch about anything that is covered in this episode, there are several ways in which you can do that very thing. @babblementpod on Instagram and Twitter, babblementpod@gmail.com or by carrier pigeon, stand atop a large building and call for STEVEN, he'll know what to do.
Dec 06, 202101:05:11
Babblebits - Super-Colossal Pickled Onion

Babblebits - Super-Colossal Pickled Onion

WANT SOME EXTRA CONTENT? Then wrap your ears around this. Some more nonsense from your two favourite boys - we've missed you!  If you'd like to get in touch about anything else that is covered in this episode, there are several ways in which you can do that very thing. @babblementpod on Instagram and Twitter, babblementpod@gmail.com or by carrier seagull, stand atop a large building and call for STEVEN, he'll know what to do.

Nov 08, 202126:34
Episode 73 - Mark Zuckerberg vs. Robot Dogs

Episode 73 - Mark Zuckerberg vs. Robot Dogs

Ryan went to Glasgow. 

Lee is watching Golden Girls. 

There's a really strong game of 20 Questions and a rogue fart. There's a tiny little cardboard cutout and some BIG QUESTIONS. 

That'll do pig. 


If you'd like to get in touch about anything that is covered in this episode, there are several ways in which you can do that very thing. @babblementpod on Instagram and Twitter, babblementpod@gmail.com or by carrier pigeon, stand atop a large building and call for STEVEN, he'll know what to do.

Nov 01, 202158:42
Episode 72 - DINGLEFROG

Episode 72 - DINGLEFROG

There's lots of delicious stuff to sink your teeth into - we've been poop, yes. And we're sorry about that. However, we are able to appease you by bringing you and absolute BANGER of an episode. There's all sorts of chatter this week; 

Ryan had a flatty. Lee is a vegan. Seagulls are back, as is lots of hatred. There's some Bond Movie stuff, AI writing stories and something called RUMBLEDETHUMPS...it all becomes clear, promise. 


If you'd like to get in touch about anything that is covered in this episode, there are several ways in which you can do that very thing. @babblementpod on Instagram and Twitter, babblementpod@gmail.com or by carrier pigeon, stand atop a large building and call for STEVEN, he'll know what to do.

Oct 11, 202159:46
Babblebits - “NUT LEEWAY”
Sep 13, 202129:55
Episode 71 - BANTSMAN & ROBIN
Sep 06, 202101:02:16
Babblebits - Schrodinger's Douchebag
Aug 23, 202125:44
Episode 70 - Behind the Beak.

Episode 70 - Behind the Beak.

After ANOTHER impromptu hiatus, Lee & Ryan are back! We may have been gone, but the quality of the show remains - how? Well, how about THIS...the Hate List, Seagull News and Kidding is back like big swinging d**ks and we hear a VERY disgruntled voice-message amongst other such madness, don't miss out. If you do miss out, then don't worry - you may be scorned by your friends but lets face it, if they scorn you then maybe they're not really you friends at all? Hmm, see - a lot to ponder upon our return. 

If you'd like to get in touch about anything that is covered in this episode, there are several ways in which you can do that very thing.

@babblementpod on Instagram and Twitter, babblementpod@gmail.com or by carrier pigeon, stand atop a large building and call for STEVEN, he'll know what to do.

Aug 10, 202101:14:06
SEXYBITS - Potterotica and the Quizner of Azkaban
Jul 06, 202128:24
Episode 69 (!!) - 99 Angry Red Balloons
Jun 21, 202101:09:43
Babblebits - Make Car Toilet

Babblebits - Make Car Toilet

You wanted more content, so here it is.  We asked, you responded, we listened.

On the docket today; COVID DAD, Literature Deaths, Robot Fridge and Emma Willis.

We really want to hear from you!  If you'd like to contribute a Hate List or to be featured on future episodes of the Babblement, you can get in contact in all the following ways;  Instagram and Twitter = @babblementpod Facebook = fb.me/babblmentpod  Email = babblementpod@gmail.com If you're feeling extra nice, rate and subscribe on iTunes - you could be in with the chance of winning something we have lying around in the shed...lucky devils.

Jun 07, 202120:50
Episode 68 - FASTOONED.

Episode 68 - FASTOONED.

Ergonomic Biscuits, Cults and something peculiar regarding a marshmallow.

Hate list is back, as is Seagull news oh, and also your favourite Agony Uncles return. It’s a banger this week.

We really want to hear from you! If you'd like to contribute a Hate List or to be featured on future episodes of the Babblement, you can get in contact in all the following ways;  Instagram and Twitter = @babblementpod Facebook = fb.me/babblmentpod  Email = babblementpod@gmail.com  If you're feeling extra nice, rate and subscribe on iTunes - you could be in with the chance of winning something a Babblement T Shirt!

Jun 01, 202158:35
Babblebits - Agony Uncles

Babblebits - Agony Uncles

You wanted more content, so here it is.  We asked, you responded, we listened.   

On the docket today; Crazy Christian Lady, Cryptocurrency and some REALLY questionable advice.  

We really want to hear from you!  If you'd like to contribute a Hate List or to be featured on future episodes of the Babblement, you can get in contact in all the following ways;  Instagram and Twitter = @babblementpod Facebook = fb.me/babblmentpod  Email = babblementpod@gmail.com If you're feeling extra nice, rate and subscribe on iTunes - you could be in with the chance of winning something we have lying around in the shed...lucky devils.

May 24, 202122:27
Episode 67 - The Robot That Closely Follows You

Episode 67 - The Robot That Closely Follows You

Lee & Ryan are back with a bumper episode this week.  Lee has an unfortunate episode in the kitchen, Ryan finds some interesting Mother's Day gifts and they both realise that it isn't just Seagulls that are a problem. Ryan goes on an epic quest for a pastry and Lee is let down by WOWCHER, sad times.  We are thankful for your patience - we will resume regular broadcasting soon, life is tricky at the moment. WE love you all x x We really want to hear from you! If you'd like to contribute a Hate List or to be featured on future episodes of the Babblement, you can get in contact in all the following ways;  Instagram and Twitter = @babblementpod Facebook = fb.me/babblmentpod  Email = babblementpod@gmail.com  If you're feeling extra nice, rate and subscribe on iTunes - you could be in with the chance of winning something a Babblement T Shirt!
May 17, 202101:06:49
Babblebits - Babblement Condoms
Apr 26, 202124:37
Episode 66 - The Trial of Colin the Caterpillar

Episode 66 - The Trial of Colin the Caterpillar

We're back everyone - sorry about that - we'll try not to do it again!  All your favourites are back (Seagulls, Hate & Kidding) as well as some chatter about Croissants and the legal case that is sweeping the nation...we are nothing if not current.  We really want to hear from you! If you'd like to contribute a Hate List or to be featured on future episodes of the Babblement, you can get in contact in all the following ways;  Instagram and Twitter = @babblementpod Facebook = fb.me/babblmentpod  Email = babblementpod@gmail.com  If you're feeling extra nice, rate and subscribe on iTunes - you could be in with the chance of winning something a Babblement T Shirt!
Apr 19, 202153:44
Babblebits - Goldilocks and the FOUR IKEA Mattresses

Babblebits - Goldilocks and the FOUR IKEA Mattresses

You wanted more content, so here it is. 
We asked, you responded, we listened. 
Lee and Ryan are back with more tasty content to help you through a mental time in this great big ball we call Earth. 

We continue to release short bursts of intermittent Babble content in order to fill the void that COVID-19 has left in all our lives. 

Remember, where possible, STAY STAFE and wear a mask. 
Let's get better together. 

We really want to hear from you! If you'd like to contribute a Hate List or to be featured on future episodes of the Babblement, you can get in contact in all the following ways; 
Instagram and Twitter = @babblementpod
Facebook = fb.me/babblmentpod 
Email = babblementpod@gmail.com
If you're feeling extra nice, rate and subscribe on iTunes - you could be in with the chance of winning something we have lying around in the shed...lucky devils.

Feb 22, 202121:16
Episode 65 - Jurassic Pork

Episode 65 - Jurassic Pork

We're feeling very BLUE this week. 

Vaping annoyance, Lee's Mum's Hoover and Gameshows grace your ears this week. As well as returning gems in the way of the Hate List and THREE, yes THREE, Kidding's...It's a bleedin' delight folks. 


We really want to hear from you! If you'd like to contribute a Hate List or to be featured on future episodes of the Babblement, you can get in contact in all the following ways; 
Instagram and Twitter = @babblementpod
Facebook = fb.me/babblmentpod 
Email = babblementpod@gmail.com 
If you're feeling extra nice, rate and subscribe on iTunes - you could be in with the chance of winning something a Babblement T Shirt!

Feb 15, 202101:06:59
Babblebits - Gwyneth Paltrow's Candle

Babblebits - Gwyneth Paltrow's Candle

Biscuits, Inventions, Jobs - it's a nostalgiafest!

You wanted more content, so here it is. 
We asked, you responded, we listened. 
Lee and Ryan are back with more tasty content to help you through a mental time in this great big ball we call Earth. 

We continue to release short bursts of intermittent Babble content in order to fill the void that COVID-19 has left in all our lives. 

Remember, where possible, STAY STAFE and wear a mask. 
Let's get better together. 

We really want to hear from you! If you'd like to contribute a Hate List or to be featured on future episodes of the Babblement, you can get in contact in all the following ways; 
Instagram and Twitter = @babblementpod
Facebook = fb.me/babblmentpod 
Email = babblementpod@gmail.com 
If you're feeling extra nice, rate and subscribe on iTunes - you could be in with the chance of winning something we have lying around in the shed...lucky devils.

Feb 08, 202124:43
Episode 64 - BALLDO.

Episode 64 - BALLDO.

JOIN THE BALLSEX REVOLUTION.

There's lots of words, bins and some very unsavoury ideas about Brylcreem. 

(*DISCLAIMER* - Ryan's story about his Dad is a little graphic - HE WAS KIDDING.)

Lee and Ryan feel old, what else is new? The world is falling apart but the Babblement stays strong. 

We really want to hear from you! If you'd like to contribute a Hate List or to be featured on future episodes of the Babblement, you can get in contact in all the following ways; 
Instagram and Twitter = @babblementpod
Facebook = fb.me/babblmentpod 
Email = babblementpod@gmail.com 
If you're feeling extra nice, rate and subscribe on iTunes - you could be in with the chance of winning something a Babblement T Shirt!

Jan 31, 202159:02
Babblebits - Cornflake Circumcision

Babblebits - Cornflake Circumcision

4 WORDS!

You wanted more content, so here it is. 
We asked, you responded, we listened. 
Lee and Ryan are back with more tasty content to help you through a mental time in this great big ball we call Earth. 

We continue to release short bursts of intermittent Babble content in order to fill the void that COVID-19 has left in all our lives. 

Remember, where possible, STAY STAFE and wear a mask. 
Let's get better together. 

We really want to hear from you! If you'd like to contribute a Hate List or to be featured on future episodes of the Babblement, you can get in contact in all the following ways; 
Instagram and Twitter = @babblementpod
Facebook = fb.me/babblmentpod 
Email = babblementpod@gmail.com 
If you're feeling extra nice, rate and subscribe on iTunes - you could be in with the chance of winning something we have lying around in the shed...lucky devils.

Jan 25, 202125:24
Episode 63 - 2021; a weird parody.

Episode 63 - 2021; a weird parody.

4 MATRESSES!

The first episode of 2021 has a lot to offer!

Linda, Politics, Room 102, Hate List, Kidding - all the best features and more return for your listening pleasure.

We also have a new sponsor, so that's good! 

We really want to hear from you! If you'd like to contribute a Hate List or to be featured on future episodes of the Babblement, you can get in contact in all the following ways; 
Instagram and Twitter = @babblementpod
Facebook = fb.me/babblmentpod 
Email = babblementpod@gmail.com
If you're feeling extra nice, rate and subscribe on iTunes - you could be in with the chance of winning something a Babblement T Shirt!

Jan 18, 202101:01:24
Episode 62 - BABBLEY AWARDS 2020

Episode 62 - BABBLEY AWARDS 2020

NEW YEAR AWARDS EXTRAVAGANZA, you're gonna love it.

The First Annual BABBLEMENT end of year round-up awards. You honestly won't want to miss this! 

Categories, nominations and tiny sofa trophies - it rivals the MOBO's. 

We really want to hear from you! If you'd like to contribute a Hate List or to be featured on future episodes of the Babblement, you can get in contact in all the following ways; 
Instagram and Twitter = @babblementpod
Facebook = fb.me/babblmentpod 
Email = babblementpod@gmail.com
If you're feeling extra nice, rate and subscribe on iTunes - you could be in with the chance of winning something a Babblement T Shirt!

Jan 04, 202101:21:58
Christmasbits - TWO MEN.

Christmasbits - TWO MEN.

METALLICA!!!

Annoying celebrities, revenge on a cartel and Bill Bailey dancing - all the festive stuff. 

Sometimes all you need is TWO MEN. 

We really want to hear from you! If you'd like to contribute a Hate List or to be featured on future episodes of the Babblement, you can get in contact in all the following ways; 
Instagram and Twitter = @babblementpod
Facebook = fb.me/babblmentpod 
Email = babblementpod@gmail.com
If you're feeling extra nice, rate and subscribe on iTunes - you could be in with the chance of winning something a Babblement T Shirt!

Dec 28, 202016:40
Episode 61 - Merry Chris(tmas) Kamara

Episode 61 - Merry Chris(tmas) Kamara

FESTIVE CARNAGE.

As promised, the Babblement returns for it's Christmas Special. 
As you can imagine, joy is all around us. 

On the Babble Christmas list this year is; 

Nigella's Microwave, Robert Dyas and Keith Chegwin on the Wii. 

We really want to hear from you! If you'd like to contribute a Hate List or to be featured on future episodes of the Babblement, you can get in contact in all the following ways; 
Instagram and Twitter = @babblementpod
Facebook = fb.me/babblmentpod 
Email = babblementpod@gmail.com
If you're feeling extra nice, rate and subscribe on iTunes - you could be in with the chance of winning something a Babblement T Shirt!

Dec 21, 202058:27
Babble Service Announcement 4

Babble Service Announcement 4

AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!

Right, so there's some info here that will be useful. 

No full episode today but a HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT to appease you. 

WE need your help for the next couple of pods, so - get in touch! 

Instagram and Twitter = @babblementpod
Facebook = fb.me/babblmentpod 
Email = babblementpod@gmail.com

BABBLE SAVES CHRISTMAS!

Dec 14, 202005:23
Babblebits - Bottomless Mimosas

Babblebits - Bottomless Mimosas

Babblebits returns - more tasty content!

You wanted more content, so here it is. 
We asked, you responded, we listened. 
Lee and Ryan are back with more tasty content to help you through a mental time in this great big ball we call Earth. 

We continue to release short bursts of intermittent Babble content in order to fill the void that COVID-19 has left in all our lives. 

Remember, where possible, STAY STAFE and wear a mask. 
Let's get better together. 

We really want to hear from you! If you'd like to contribute a Hate List or to be featured on future episodes of the Babblement, you can get in contact in all the following ways; 
Instagram and Twitter = @babblementpod
Facebook = fb.me/babblmentpod 
Email = babblementpod@gmail.com
If you're feeling extra nice, rate and subscribe on iTunes - you could be in with the chance of winning something we have lying around in the shed...lucky devils.

Nov 30, 202016:23
Episode 60 - Glancing Terry

Episode 60 - Glancing Terry

SYNERGY, miserable perfect synergy.

Ryan's upstairs neighbour is potentially a strong man - Glancing Terry will find out. 
Lee is rescued by SCOOTER. 
Ryan is getting old. 
Lee is getting old too. 
Ryan has news about birds. 
Lee also has news about birds.
Ryan has some listener HATE.
Lee has some listener HATE too. 
Ryan has a list, as does Lee. 

We really want to hear from you! If you'd like to contribute a Hate List or to be featured on future episodes of the Babblement, you can get in contact in all the following ways; 
Instagram and Twitter = @babblementpod
Facebook = fb.me/babblmentpod 
Email = babblementpod@gmail.com
If you're feeling extra nice, rate and subscribe on iTunes - you could be in with the chance of winning something a Babblement T Shirt!

Nov 23, 202056:49
Episode 59 - Conversational Biscuit

Episode 59 - Conversational Biscuit

TRUMP IS GONE!!!!!!!
Nov 09, 202056:41
Babblebits - Promiscuous Barry

Babblebits - Promiscuous Barry

Lee "hosts", Gary appears, HELL BREAKS LOOSE.
Oct 19, 202028:47
Episode 58 - CIDER BOMB

Episode 58 - CIDER BOMB

Lee & Ryan are back with a BANG (not like that)So there's so much stuff happening in this episode, finding a summation is rather tricky. Let's go with, Ryan's Dad has a list, Lee's Dad has a birthday. There's bombs, balloons, nosebleeds,...
Oct 12, 202001:26:21
Babblebits - The Jungle Disc

Babblebits - The Jungle Disc

Films Reviews and Human Potatoes.
Sep 28, 202025:05
Episode 57 - SHIP INFIDELITY

Episode 57 - SHIP INFIDELITY

One of our best yet...well, we think so...
Sep 21, 202001:29:15
Babblebits - Sexist Sat Nav

Babblebits - Sexist Sat Nav

Karens, Poop & Roy Keane
Sep 14, 202021:31
Episode 56 - Thrift David Beckham

Episode 56 - Thrift David Beckham

Was Christian in it?!
Sep 07, 202054:17
Babblebits - Sex and (a little bit about) the City

Babblebits - Sex and (a little bit about) the City

Is this a gourmet podcast?
Aug 31, 202027:15
Episode 55 - The Great Mask Debate

Episode 55 - The Great Mask Debate

Mask Debate sounds very suspiciously like something else...come on America!
Aug 24, 202001:06:05
Babblebits - 2 Foot Long Sock Shaped Dinosaur Poop

Babblebits - 2 Foot Long Sock Shaped Dinosaur Poop

Jurrassic Karen's
Aug 17, 202026:46
Episode 54 - THIS IS AMERICA.

Episode 54 - THIS IS AMERICA.

DAVE BENSON PHILLIPS IS ACTUALLY ON THE POD - this is not a joke.
Aug 10, 202001:11:07
Babblebits - GO VEGAN!

Babblebits - GO VEGAN!

John-John the horse and a KFC Bargain Bucket
Aug 03, 202018:35
Episode 53 - An Email From Boris Johnson.

Episode 53 - An Email From Boris Johnson.

Yep, Lee actually received an email from Boris Johnson.
Jul 27, 202055:08
Episode 52 - Monotonous Oblong

Episode 52 - Monotonous Oblong

...there's a little Easter Egg at the end, check it out.
Jul 13, 202001:04:19
Babblebits - "Comeuppance"

Babblebits - "Comeuppance"

You wanted more content, so here it is. We asked, you responded, we listened. Lee and Ryan are back with more tasty content to help you through a mental time in this great big ball we call Earth. We will be releasing short bursts of intermittent Babble...
Jul 06, 202022:24
Episode 51 - "The Notorious Poo Jogger"

Episode 51 - "The Notorious Poo Jogger"

A man does a poo in Australia and it's seismic movement is heard on the other side of the world.
Jun 29, 202053:13
Episode 50 - Bumper 50th Episode Celebratory Extravaganza!!

Episode 50 - Bumper 50th Episode Celebratory Extravaganza!!

We hear from some of the amazing Babblement listeners.
Jun 15, 202001:34:49
Babblebits - DOOOOOOR MAAAAAN

Babblebits - DOOOOOOR MAAAAAN

The worlds worst Super Villains...PART 326.
Jun 08, 202018:13
Episode 49 - "The Quippy Pithy Named Generation Game Pseudo Rip Off of Online Weird Sh*t That You Can Buy On The Internet"
Jun 01, 202001:01:30
Babblebits - Barney the Tantric Dinosaur

Babblebits - Barney the Tantric Dinosaur

We check in on everyone's favourite purple dinosaur.
May 25, 202017:52