Bob and Dan Cast

Bob and Dan Cast

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A show about nothing, hosted by idiots.
"Hollywood Extermination" (A Classics Bonus)
One time Bob & Dan recorded a 12 minute sketch? playlet? novella (Spanish novel)? about an Eartha Kitt infestation. She may or may not have been alive at the time of recording, so it's PROBABLY not as tasteless as you think. Either way, RIP EK.   Come for the Bob & Dan, stay for the fake phone call audio effects.
12:40
January 24, 2019
Yahoo Questions: Emma Stone Ed. (A Classics Segment)
For no reason other than we had nothing planned, we dedicated an entire episode to Emma Stone. This classic Yahoo Answers segment does not stray from that dedication! Please enjoy, tell your friends, rate, review, subscribe, jk lol... do whatever you want. Music: Something at the beginning & Bob Dylan at the end
12:07
January 17, 2019
"The Hallway" - A Horror Short
Being the GD pioneers they are, Bob and Dan create the Hort or Horror-short. In "The Hallway", Dan tries to coax Bob into joining him in the hallway. What's in the hallway? Listen to find out... or maybe not, I'm not sure how it ends. I do know it is VERY spooky. Listener beware you're in for a hallway. Music: Moreland & Arbuckle
03:25
January 11, 2019
Dan's Real-Life Dungeoneering #1 (A Classics Segment)
Happy New Year! Happy old segment! Bob takes Dan through a fake real-life situation with Dungeons & Dragons style gameplay. Music: Wanda Jackson
14:53
January 1, 2019
A Voice Like Applesauce (A Classics Christmas Clip)
A discussion of Christmas movies (and Bob's inability to speak) leads to Dan's love of Don Knotts. Bob gets angry about semantics - there are some real emotions here. Guests: Adam, Rachel, and a silent Darren. Music: Playground, Marcy
03:54
December 13, 2018
"The Wardrobe" - A Non-Horror Short
In this blast-from-the-past-classic-segment, Bob and Dan improvise a nhort. WARNING: there are no lions or witches in it. It's not at all scary. Please enjoy! Music: Marcy Playground
10:20
November 30, 2018
The Textgiving Special: A Reading of a Segment
Happy Textgiving, Friendsgiving, Thanksgiving, Familysgiving, Yourwelcomesgiving... whatever you celebrate! We recorded a reading of our famous Textgiving special, but technology was not on our side. Here's one (mostly listenable) segment of it. If you want to read it the way God intended, head here: http://bobanddancast.tumblr.com/post/103409697059/the-textgiving-special Music: Vince Guaraldi Trio, Nicole Westbrook, and goddamn Marcy Playground!
11:15
November 22, 2018
Nature Walk/Nature Talk: A Bob and Dan Outdoor Adventure
Bob and Dan happen to be in the same state at the same time! They walk through nature and record their conversation on a phone - can you even imagine?? This episode is just full-on, in-your-face, uncensored, unedited friendship. If I had to guess what was talked about, I'd probably say: eternity, animal diets, islands, Live Photo deaths, movies, deer, probably much much more. Oh, and throw in a Cuties of The Week and A LOT of nature sounds, and you got yourself an episode. Music: Angel Olsen
49:57
October 29, 2018
S1E80: Witch Science (A Classic Re-upload)
This week we talk about Dan's awkward facebook relationships, and what happens to zombie babies. We have another edition of Ask Bob Anything. We also introduce the new segment: This Week in Independent Media, in which we both choose a project that we encourage you to check out.
46:52
September 8, 2018
The Bread Promo
Bob and Dan attempt to tempt you into listening by listing breads. Is it effective? I don't know... you'll just have to ask HISTORY. NOTE: Do not check us out at bob and dan cast dot com; it is dead.
00:17
August 23, 2018
S1E99: The Great Horse North (A Classic Re-Upload)
The boys take it real easy on the Christmas Eve of their 100th episode. Big thanks to intern Megan.
47:52
August 17, 2018
S2E1: Leper Detective (A Classic Re-Upload)
Welcome to season 2... you get it.
43:30
August 16, 2018
S2E2: Dragon Powered Time Rift (A Classic Re-Upload)
A time rift powered by dragons?? Music by Tomas Dvorak
42:50
August 16, 2018
S2E3: Hug Devaluation (A Classic Re-Upload)
We assume it's about the lowering value of hugs. (A classic re-upload)
54:01
August 16, 2018
S2E4: Imminent Siesta (A Classic Re-Upload)
Bob and Dan plot out Bob's candle musical, "Scandalabra", discuss the negative effects of delicious salves, and have a falling out over Ghostbusters. Music by Portishead.
56:06
August 16, 2018
S2E5: Pile of Hooves (A Classic Re-Upload)
A real pile of hooves.
39:51
August 16, 2018
S2E6: Halloween Spooktacular (A Classic Re-Upload)
It’s the spookiest day after Halloween ever! Bob and Dan tackle the internet’s questions about Halloween party planning, play a game of Costume Opposites, and discuss whether or not Bob should make the switch to boxer-briefs. Music by Lordi!
1:05:15
August 16, 2018
S2E7: Applefox (A Classic Re-Upload)
Bob and Dan’s pining for Skyrim hits its apex with a new segment where Dan pretends to be a whole town of people. They also introduce “Bob Kearns: King of Observational Comedy”. Throw a Whitney update in there and you got yourself an episode. Music by The Black Keys.
40:41
August 16, 2018
S2E8: Boba Fett's Friend, Steve (A Classic Re-Upload)
Short episode this week. We needed to play more Skyrim. It’s pretty good. Music from Skyrim sdtk and Harry Partridge.
32:11
August 16, 2018
Mouth Leavings (9/6/13)
We discuss Dan’s trip to heaven and implore you to visit youtube.com/huffmanandkearns to watch our poorly animated videos.
29:03
September 7, 2013
S3E45: Quantity Over Quality
Joining us for the season finale is, friend of the show, Charlie. We let him steer the ship, because we're tired and out of ideas. Also we were both a little sick. We talk about stand-up, life, and what America... (rest of description lost to time)
1:27:39
January 10, 2013
S3E44: Twice on the Pipe
The penultimate episode of season 3 (probably)! Only a few more days to write an iTunes review and extend the season. This week we date the same girl, riff on Elefun, and tackle Bob's addiction to computer melons.
45:14
January 2, 2013
S3E42: IMAX3DHFR
We see the Hobbit (in the format Peter Jackson intended), we eat Chinese food in a dark Chinese food establishment, also we drive between those places. Music from Saints Row: The Third. S3E42: IMAX3DHFR
59:23
December 18, 2012
S3E41: Proving Tent
Dan calls an old lady “Sir”, then they pitch Space Cowboys II. Music by Sir Mix-a-Lot. S3E41: Proving Tent
49:46
December 12, 2012
S3E40: Volcano Paramours
We talk about what we'd like to see in a real-life James Van Der Beek, dispatch lovers in a caldera, and parse the existence of the Dan Fan Club. Music by The Head and the Heart.
49:56
December 5, 2012
S3E39: Semitic Polka
We take an eventful walk through the woods, talk about our Black Friday’s, and discuss the relative merit of teaching a moose to fish. Music by Michael Jackson.
44:56
November 28, 2012
S3E38: Life Found a Way
Discussion of the Jurassic Park 4 that almost was, a little bit of Beethoven, and, of course, our thoughts on People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive. Music by Beethoven.
50:12
November 22, 2012
S3E37: September Greeting and Announcement
Join us on our scripted adventure (written by friend/fan/giant Kolbe). Also a reading of forum.ariana.org Music by various.
31:05
November 14, 2012
S3E36: Butterfinger Smooth
More road thoughts with Bob, homemade candy, and other things I cannot remember. Music by Depeche Mode.
50:24
November 7, 2012
S3E35: Bucket of Trout
Accents both terrible and not very good, scenes from a fictitious party, and our scattered/vague thoughts on Seven Psychopaths. Music by Toad the Wet Sprocket.
38:23
October 31, 2012
S3E34: Dong Safety Month
Dan’s rumor mill, personal shopping for Frenchmen, and sad truths. Remember to keep your donger covered while cooking. Music by The Human League.
47:11
October 23, 2012
S3E32: Brain Palace
Descend into Bob’s brain palace and listen to such topics as Elton John’s optometrist, who had what player number (90’s basketball edition), and needle anxiety. Music by Tame Impala.
50:25
October 9, 2012
S3E31: Things Get Suspicious with Terry O’Quinn
Here were the other possible titles for today's episode: The end goal is comfort, Pangea's Last Stand, Summer of Fun/Summer of Sam. Music by Sneaker Pimps.
46:12
October 2, 2012
S3E30: Forever Spider
Bob loses track of a spider (granting the spider infinite power) and Dan is smug about his new, fancy phone. Also Melissa McCarthy’s Desert Island. Music by Kari Bremnes.
44:40
September 25, 2012
S3E29: A Cheeseless Future
Bob and Dan face off as only time-travelling cyborgs and North Korean agents can, they discuss some moobies, and then they drink some expired alcohol. Music by Two Gallants.
42:26
September 18, 2012
S3E27: The Rescuers Get Down
Brought back by person-of-the-week MintyGreth; Bob and Dan discuss why children laugh at Bob, create two hit MMOs, and talk about Dan's similarity to imaginary beings. Music by Frank Turner.
39:28
September 4, 2012
S3E26: Storied Pants
A day late because I forgot I had a podcast; this week we talk about my rent-to-own pants, the plight of squirrel madness, and the subtlety of the female English accent. Music by Ace of the Base
37:29
August 29, 2012
S3E25: Road Poet
Brought to you by the island nation of Ireland, this very special unedited edition of the Bob and Dan Cast features pre-recorded "Road Thoughts" by our resident "Road Poet", Jonathan "Bob" Kearns. We also provide important commentary. Music by Elbow.
57:28
August 21, 2012
S3E24: Drive Horny 3-D
We discuss ways to kill time on car trips, wish a happy marriage to Darren, role-play some burgers, and talk about William H. Macy's penis. Music by Ben Abney
39:07
August 14, 2012
S3E23: Shower Portal
Dan makes a breakthrough in therapy, Bob toils under the thumb of Melissa McCarthy, and they both say some things that might be super offensive. Jury is still out. Music by Cracker
38:46
August 8, 2012
S3E22: Gangrenous Snake Hand
Dan receives compliments behind his back, Bob needs legal advice, and two more of you suckers wrote reviews. Music by Engineers
45:32
July 31, 2012
S3E21: Blonde, Brunette, Lucy Liu
Bob adds things to his anti-bucket list, Dan establishes a new speech pattern, and Horsecrazyme requests some Charlie’s Angels action. Music by Cold War Kids
42:38
July 24, 2012
S3E20: Secret Hot Tub Honeys
Unedited per reviewer request. We try our hand at a non-horror Hort, ask Bob anything, and come up with two new characters that are now personal favorites (favourites?). Music by NIN
54:39
July 17, 2012
S3E19: My Best Friend Short Circuit
We reboot Short Circuit (per Michael's request) and also other things. Should I be concerned that I can't remember stuff that literally just happened? Maybe I need to eat more fish (They say it's brain food). Music by Francoise Hardy.
38:14
July 10, 2012
S3E18: Dirty Craw
Merry Hoobastank (4th of July)! Celebrate the foundation of our crumbling empire with a Black Peter themed musical, some holiday Yahoo questions, and discussion of jaill (southern prison). Music by the stank.
48:54
July 3, 2012
S3E17: BunClub4Men
We talk Dan Brown's porn knock-offs, Bob invents some new catch phrases, and Dan dumps coffee on his crotch. Music by Metric.
43:49
June 26, 2012
S3E16: Rice Poofum
Movie reviews, Swedish marketing campaigns, and freestlye Dick Flash. Thanks to Big Welsh for sponsoring today's episode. Music by Bon Iver.
39:25
June 19, 2012
S3E15: Vatican Hardbody
We discuss the UK colloquial definition of "minty", decide guessing can never be racist, and create a brand new musical about sexy clergy and voodoo ceramics. Music by Cujo.
43:01
June 12, 2012
S3E14: Bros Four Bros Dot Com
Join us as Bob faces down Melissa McCarthy's wrath and we uncover the dark secrets of hat ownership. Music by Sex Pistols.
39:55
June 5, 2012
S3E13: Pie in Your Pocket
We're late so there's no editing. We talk to Tom. He was a delight. Also Benjamin Button II: Fringe Division. Music by Bloodhound Gang.
44:45
May 29, 2012
S3E12: Firefly in the Park
Brought to you by Josh Otten's review, this week it's all Canadian. Canadian yahoo questions, Canadian rumors, Canadian observational comedy; A true lesson in being careful what you wish for. (all Canadian music)
40:41
May 22, 2012
S3E11: The Boys of Comictown
Dan fishes for snakes, Bob drops some Mary Shelley knowledge, both contribute entries to the Hunger Games canon. Music by 311 (duh).
46:17
May 15, 2012
S3E10: Blood-Uncle Oath
No new reviews this week… AND YET WE SOLDIER ON. Enjoy a Mexican restaurant repastification and Bob’s new segment, “Bob and Dan Judge a Book By its Cover”. Music by the Talking Heads.
40:58
May 15, 2012
S3E9: Russian Triangle
Look forward to a Dungeoneering/Desert Island mash-up, a discussion of race in videogames (…kinda), and some pancake chat. Music by Andrew Bird.
45:18
May 15, 2012
S3E8: Phasing Through Jade
Our official coverage of C2E2 2012! We talk about Val Kilmer (again), Walking Dead’s Glenn and Maggie, and our chance encounter with Sean Astin. All this plus the Cuties of the Week™! Music from the Ghost and the Darkness.
58:02
May 15, 2012
S3E7: Freaky Perry
Join us as we jump down the flannel hole that is 1993. With a “best of 1993” list, a Q&A with Val Kilmer, and an edition of Jazz Your IP for the disappointing “Lockout”. Music by Oingo Boingo.
42:57
May 15, 2012
S3E6: Joking Aside: Let’s Get Serious
Happy Easter, friends. We tackle the internet’s questions about the high holiday, roleplay a single round of Scientist Dan Versus Super Shark, and have an unnecessarily long ending (just for super-fans). Music by Bob Dylan
48:18
May 15, 2012
S3E5: Straight Scat
Thanks to Reburn for sponsoring this episode with his itunes review. That dude is into some dirty stuff… Look forward to an all poop sketch, another edition of Melissa McCathy’s Desert Island, and of course the Cuties of the Week™.
41:48
May 15, 2012
S3E4: Hulkhands Big-Guy
Happy Bob and Dan’s Hunger Game brought to you by Hungryman dinners. Hungry? Strap on a man! Congrats to Kolbe for sponsoring this week’s episode with his itunes review and also for that new baby. (we know which one is)
47:09
May 15, 2012
S3E3: Curse of the Potatoman
Happy belated St. Patrick’s Day! We try on some Irish accents, role-play a high seas holiday adventure, and beg you to keep us alive for another week. Remember, review us on itunes to keep the season alive. Only one more episode.
39:55
May 15, 2012
S3E2: Stop Is the Thing We’ll Never Do
A close call! Charlie wrote his review and, as promised, we return. BUT THE GAME HAS CHANGED! We require at least one itunes review a week to keep season three alive. How long will we go? That’s up to you.
30:50
May 15, 2012
S3E1: Hobo Feast
Meet the new season. Same as the old season. Except that we have a brand new segment (Bob and Dan Jazz Your IP!) and it’s delineated by a “3” instead of a “2”. I hope you like System of a Down.
41:32
May 15, 2012
S2E21: America Loves a Nerd
End of season two! We’ll be back next week, or possibly the week after. Soon, either way. Join us this week for Oscar talk, storybook recitation, and discussion of the Mass Effect 3 demo. Music by Emilie Simon
40:55
April 22, 2012
S2E20: Croc Doc
Short… so you know it’s good? We recast Spiderman, talk about Rob, and then Bob plays with a gun. Music by Keren Ann
27:30
April 20, 2012
S2E19: Sharktown
Join us as we relive our time with The Grey, do some deep-space dungeoneering, and champion the merrit of our individual twitter accounts. Music by Jack White’s Third Man Records.
42:24
April 19, 2012
S2E18: Wasting Away in Cinnamon Cove
We talk about stabbing wolves with Liam Neeson (The Grey), what we would bring to Melissa McCarthy’s island prison, and the formation of The League of Evil Podcasts. Music by Neil Diamond
31:56
April 18, 2012
S2E17: Burn Your Friends
Bob is given a woman’s phone number, so they role play the phone call that will never take place. Then they play the Movie Title Game and Bob gives a double Whitney Update. Music by Blood Red Shoes
35:21
April 17, 2012
S2E16: Sarsgaard Island
Topics include crunchy beef burritos, the critic’s choice awards, Rooney Mara, demonic toaster portals. Music by New Young Pony Club.
30:42
April 16, 2012
S2E15: Hey Pickle
Dan gets stuck in line at a Redbox, Bob demands twitter favorites while refusing to give them, and they both reminisce fondly about the space shuttle launch in Koyaanisqatsi. Music from the Koyaanisqatsi sdtk.
33:38
April 15, 2012
S2E14: Owl Storm
We start the new year off right with a discussion of Revenge of the Titans, a game of Number One or Number Two, and the introduction of Horts (horror shorts). Hope all your new year wishes have come true! (if they haven’t already, they most likely never will) Music by Moreland & Arbuckle.
33:31
April 14, 2012
S2E13: Sinbaggage
As the year comes to a close, Bob and Dan look back at the stuff that was good this year. They also find time for a New Years themed Yahoo Answers segment and for Bob to workshop a new character. All this plus HILARIOUS BANTER. Merry Holiday.
48:55
April 13, 2012
A Bob and Dan Cast Christmas Carol
Merry Christmas! As promised, here’s our 2011 Holiday special. Hope you like it… it was a bear to edit. We do it for you, dear listener. And we hope you know how much we appreciate you listening. Have a great holiday!
25:22
April 13, 2012
S2E12: AMC’s The Stabbing
Joined by Our Four Cents host, Zach Arneman this week. We not only role play his impending date, we create the next hit AMC program and take a moment to discuss Syfy’s Hook prequel. Music by Stabbing Westward.
1:10:59
April 12, 2012
S2E11: Beginner’s Pasta
This week they reminisce about the Flesh or Plastic conflict, Dan reveals that his brother-in-law is playing Skyrim wrong, and they both celebrate the legalization of horse consumption. Music by (once again) The Black Keys.
39:43
April 11, 2012
S2E10: After awhile, krokodil
Happy shopping, dear listener. This week Dan tells his one Black Friday story and, since Bob didn’t shop, they re-enact a ficticious Linen’s & Things doorbuster. Also, the triumphant return of “The Movie Title Game”… or whatever it’s called. Music from the Shatter sdtk.
39:00
April 10, 2012
S2E9: Honk
Happy Thanksgiving, friends. What are you thankful for? The traditional holiday ham? Bob and Dan are thankful for ham
51:38
April 9, 2012
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