Baewatch
By CJ and Sweet Dee
You'll hear cringe-worthy stories from our hosts' and guests' experiences of online and IRL dating in the Bay Area!
BaewatchMay 28, 2020
Ep 19 - Quarantine Happy Hour
Baewatch is back!! We took a brief hiatus to allow ourselves to get accustomed to the life of Rona, but we reconvened this week for a brief happy hour to talk about what's been going on! And we have our favorite guest back on the show, Miss J!!
*AUDIO DISCLAIMER* This episode was recorded via Zoom with no audio equipment :( We're sorry for having a lesser quality of recording than usual, but we're all learning how to navigate the world during the 'Rona.
We want to hear from you! Leave us a voicemail of your dating stories and we'll feature them on the show!
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Hotline Bling 4 - Quarantini
And we're back with another Hotline Bling!! Hotline Bling is a chance for our listeners to tell us their dating stories from the Bay and beyond!
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Ep 18 - The Runner
Sweet Dee is back with one of her stories of past dating fails who she actually ran into recently!
*AUDIO DISCLAIMER* We had some technical difficulties while recording so Sweet Dee's audio does change a bit throughout the episode. We're sorry for having a lesser quality of recording than usual, but we're all learning how to navigate this new world during the 'Rona.
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Side Piece 13 - Outtakes
Sweet Dee and CJ are back! They talk so much that they have tangents upon tangents upon tangents!
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Ep 17 - The Chef
Honey Pots learns how to date! Sorta. Kinda. Not really. But she’s trying! She’s a tiny baby virgin when it comes to dating in this episode and it’s a tad disastrous but here we go!
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Side Piece 12 - Janet Jackson
Sweet Dee and CJ are back! They talk so much that they have tangents upon tangents upon tangents!
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Ep 16 - Afropunk
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Side Piece 11 - Finstas
Sweet Dee and CJ are back with Sweet Scissorkicks! They talk so much that they have tangents upon tangents upon tangents!
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Ep 15 - Wave Theory
We've got Miss Sweet Scissorkicks in the Moroccan Boudoir (AKA Sweet Dee's place) today for part two! She's our fourth guest and she's got stories!!
Today, we head to Misery Lounge in Oakland and hear about a guy who claims he invented wave theory?!
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Hotline Bling 3 - Competitive Eater
And we're back with another Hotline Bling!! Hotline Bling is a chance for our listeners to tell us their dating stories from the Bay and beyond!
Here is a listener in the Bay recounting two stories of different first dates! One includes a competitive eater and another includes maybe a pyramid scheme?
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Ep 14 - Hometown Buffet
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Hotline Bling 2 - Peter Pan
Hotline Bling is a chance for our listeners to tell us their dating stories from the Bay and beyond! Here is Raquel in Houston recounting a story of long distance dating across country, international, and beyond!
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Ep 13 - White Male Privilege
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Hotline Bling 1 - Alright, Where's the Penis?
New year, new segment!! We're here with our first Hotline Bling ever! Hotline Bling is a chance for our listeners to tell us their dating stories from the Bay and beyond! Here is Becca in Manhattan recounting a story of a date with a guy from Brooklyn. It involves a play about orgies, cats, and abandoned apartments!
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Ep 12 - The Difference Between Love and Stalking Is Reciprocation
We have another guest on the show! Joaquin shares his story of dating in the Bay and surviving a terrible situation of stalking. Be ready for the shocking truth of when relationships turn sour. We want to hear from you! Send us your dating stories and we'll feature them on the show!
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Ep 11 - Napa
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Side Piece 10 - You Can Keep Your Cream
Sweet Dee and CJ are back! They talk so much that they have stories to fill the time between full episodes! Take a listen to this week's side piece to hear what was cut from the comedian story!
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Ep 10 - The Comedian
Honey Pots on the Rocks! HP is in the studio and behind the mic this week. Listen for one of HP's epic dating stories about dating in the Bay. We want to hear from you!
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Side Piece 9 - She's Had Enough Turds
Sweet Dee and CJ are back! They talk so much that they have stories to fill the time between full episodes! We have a Thanksgiving treat for you this week! An extra long Side Piece with our second guest Jaserra!! Enjoy a few extra long tangents that got cut from episode 9! And an extra bonus of some ASMR!!
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Ep 9 - TransBae Dating
Sweet Dee and CJ have their second guest on the show! In this episode, we'll hear from Jaserra about her experience of TransBae dating. The highs, the lows, and her IRL experiences! We want to hear from you!
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Side Piece 8 - And By Bladder You Mean Asshole
Sweet Dee and CJ are back! They talk so much that they have stories to fill the time between full episodes! Check out this short Side Piece in which you learn the true inner workings of Sweet Dee ;)
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Ep 8 - Oscar The Grouch Part 2
Welcome to Baewatch Podcast: Dating Dispatches from the Bay Area! You'll hear cringe-worthy stories from CJ and Sweet Dee as they experience online and IRL dating in the Bay Area! Sweet Dee meets Oscar the Grouch and learns what it's like to date with a mental illness. This is Part 2 of 2. Part 1 was episode 8. Be sure to listen for the full story!
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Side Piece 7 - Beavis and Butthead
Sweet Dee and CJ are back! They talk so much that they have stories to fill the time between full episodes! Check out this short Side Piece about what makes CJ turn into Beavis and Butthead.
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Ep 7 - Oscar The Grouch Part 1
Welcome to Baewatch Podcast: Dating Dispatches from the Bay Area! You'll hear cringe-worthy stories from CJ and Sweet Dee as they experience online and IRL dating in the Bay Area! Sweet Dee meets Oscar the Grouch and learns what it's like to date with a mental illness. This is Part 1 of 2. Part 2 will be the next episode released in two weeks!
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Side Piece 6 - CJ's World Travels
Sweet Dee and CJ are back! They talk so much that they have stories to fill the time between full episodes! Check out this short Side Piece about CJ's world travels with just her and her vagoo.
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Ep 6 - 22
Welcome to Baewatch Podcast: Dating Dispatches from the Bay Area! You'll hear cringe-worthy stories from CJ and Sweet Dee as they experience online and IRL dating in the Bay Area!
In this episode, we'll hear about Sweet Dee's experience of deflowering a 22 year old virgin ;)
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Side Piece 5 - Car Stories
Sweet Dee and CJ are back! They talk so much that they have stories to fill the time between full episodes! Check out this short Side Piece to hear some memories of our first cars.
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Ep 5 - My Pleasure Is A Priority
Welcome to Baewatch Podcast: Dating Dispatches from the Bay Area! You'll hear cringe-worthy stories from CJ and Sweet Dee as they experience online and IRL dating in the Bay Area! Get ready to learn why your pleasure is always a priority and how to hook up in a car next to Lake Merritt!
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Side Piece 4 - 75% Enthusiasm, 25% Technique
Sweet Dee and CJ are back! They talk so much that they have stories to fill the time between full episodes! Check out this short Side Piece to hear some pro tips on how to give head!
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Ep 4 - Jack Rabbit
Welcome to Baewatch Podcast: Dating Dispatches from the Bay Area! Get ready to get your ears pounded with unnecessary force! Just kidding - but if you've ever run into a Jack Rabbit in the bedroom, you'll know exactly what CJ and Sweet Dee are talking about!
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Side Piece 3 - Dore Alley
Sweet Dee and CJ are back! They talk so much that they have stories to fill the time between full episodes! Check out this short Side Piece to hear about CJ's experience at Dore Alley!
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Ep 3 - The Sybian
Welcome to Baewatch Podcast: Dating Dispatches from the Bay Area! You'll hear cringe-worthy stories from CJ and Sweet Dee as they experience online and IRL dating in the Bay Area! This week we have our first guest on the mic! Listen to this ep and learn all about the sybian and how to take care of your vagoo!
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Side Piece 2 - Bumble
Sweet Dee and CJ are back! They talk so much that they have stories to fill the time between full episodes! Check out this short Side Piece on how to respond when someone asks you how you are!
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Ep 2 - Stalker Status
Welcome to Baewatch Podcast: Dating Dispatches from the Bay Area! You'll hear cringe-worthy stories from CJ and Sweet Dee experiences of online and IRL dating in the Bay Area! On this episode, you'll hear about Sweet Dee's experience with a man child who doesn't know how to order at restaurants! Watch out for the bonus story of Sweet Dee's past stalker :\
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Side Piece 1 - Tampons
Sweet Dee and CJ are back! They talk so much that they have stories to fill the time between full episodes! Check out this short Side Piece on how to use two tampons at once!
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Ep 1 - Harvey
Welcome to Baewatch Podcast: Dating Dispatches from the Bay Area! You'll hear cringe-worthy stories from CJ and Sweet Dee as they experience online and IRL dating in the Bay Area! On this episode, you'll hear about Sweet Dee's experience with a Harvey Weinstein, mouth breather, and questionable house sitter - all in one!
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