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Beanie Ticket

By Vince & Chase

Beanie Ticket is a comedy show that reviews everyday life things. We have a few drinks while sharing stories that probably shouldn't be shared, some embarrassing, some sad but all funny in some way or another.

*Caution* R18 This show contains plenty of adult content including rough language and other inappropriate material. Please be of age and mature and take everything we say with a smiling grain of salt 😉
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Noise Controlled Homebrew

Beanie TicketSep 22, 2022

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Noise Controlled Homebrew

Noise Controlled Homebrew

Read the room! Vince and Chase talk about noisy neighbors, weddings in the street, Nickelback and their fame, 9/11 and the state of the homebrew nation.  

Sep 22, 202201:08:55
Rial is the new Yen

Rial is the new Yen

I'M RICH!!!! Vince and Chase talk about exchange rates, Geneva Switzerland, fannies, ball cock, generating art and how its probably a good idea. 

Sep 15, 202255:41
Kids and traffic

Kids and traffic

Put that down! Vince and Chase talk about kids, pigeons, walking around shirtless and what to do when you get caught and have to explain.

Sep 14, 202259:49
Real Plastic Guns

Real Plastic Guns

Why is there no orange tip? Vince and Chase talk about the passing of the Queen, printing firearms in your own home and saving a quick buck at the takeaway shop.

Sep 11, 202255:20
Locknut

Locknut

Hang on a minute. Vince and Chase talk about how prescription medication is very intense when it wants to be, Father's day things, something about frozen vs room temp and finding random crap in ya chicken bap

Sep 05, 202201:08:04
J? Where are you #isJokay

J? Where are you #isJokay

All rise. Vince and Chase chat about throwbacks, Go Karts, Sex toys, other sex toys, sex books, a book and why it's important to know the road rules! Can't we all just get along?

Aug 19, 202259:12
Watch your step

Watch your step

Little bugger got me. Vince and Chase talk about the importance of putting one foot in front of the other, crabs, the earth getting lazy and why it's important to do trial runs first

Aug 14, 202255:44
Junk mail

Junk mail

Slow on land but a little faster in water. Vince and Chase talk about a holiday home, Rocket pop, Chinese products, Sloths and a hammer saving your life.... maybe

Jul 23, 202256:24
Social Traps

Social Traps

Fine, I'll turn it off. Vince and Chase talk about how social media and technology is here to stay, shoes for dogs, banana flavour, strawberry flavour and the gentle elephants foot that could give you cancer...

Jul 07, 202252:52
Big Almond

Big Almond

Just eat some meat! Vince and Chase talk about a whole bunch of frisson, favorites, carbs, B12 and a little countries farm crisis at the moment.

Jul 02, 202201:00:55
Fact or False?

Fact or False?

Yeah but nah mate, Vince and Chase talk about a bunch of true and false questions, Johnny Depp, the brain and a few other things that you really need to hear because it's important

Jun 23, 202251:02
Hey, how are?

Hey, how are?

Why did you say it twice? Vince and Chase talk about how to answer the phone, zombie survival kits, Matt Damon, lizards, and if all else fails, name it after Taylor Swift

Jun 09, 202259:01
Clowder

Clowder

How did they all get here? Vince and Chase talk about Spider bites, warrior bugs, getting lost in hospitals, smoking with children and a homemade vasectomy kit.... lift up your kaftans....

May 19, 202257:58
Scrunch or Fold?

Scrunch or Fold?

But what if you miss. Vince and Chase talk about the correct way to count down, Mother's day gift idea's, Toilet training and how to eat a sandwich.

May 12, 202258:12
Front Poo's

Front Poo's

Banter, Schmanter. Vince and Chase talk about chlamydia, the use of poetry, toe beans, bee stings, and how the Dutch poo back to front? 

May 05, 202201:00:29
Red Light Room

Red Light Room

Where do you hang the photos? Vince and Chase are joined by Aaron to talk about a sex dungeon, staircase eutectic, weird drinks, Scandinavia and damp/moist. 

Apr 28, 202257:57
Stôrm ˌTro͞opər

Stôrm ˌTro͞opər

Fill ya boots. Chase and Chase talk about a lost hamster, more surgery, Johnny Depp and pillow poo, French yellow jackets and how they stop you from going toilet.

Apr 22, 202201:04:40
Pepperoni Nipples

Pepperoni Nipples

He tried to tell you. Vince and Chase talk about Johnny Depp's debacle, the dance floor, Elon (Iron Man) Musk and the way you arrange dogs is similar to Poop, the game.

Apr 15, 202255:31
Bobriguez

Bobriguez

It's not what it looks like. Vince and Chase talk about the lack of laws on the water, the Queen number, Duck's corkscrew thingy and a next level tree hut.  

Apr 07, 202201:00:41
Madness TeleVision

Madness TeleVision

Wouldn't do that. Vince and Chase talk about MTV and how weird it was, medical conclusion, other things and how weird MTV was. Super weird...

Mar 31, 202253:53
The good ol' days.

The good ol' days.

Hang up the phone. Vince and Chase talk about the days where, using the internet was a challenge, how trends are the worst and how true love can only be defined by the number of xox at the end.
Mar 24, 202201:00:52
Royal Flush at 4 Months old!

Royal Flush at 4 Months old!

I'm all in! Vince and Chase return talking about, you guessed it... Medical things! Wrapping up the "vid", getting infections, winning at poker, Octopi and some other things. 

Mar 18, 202255:38
COVID is the REAL "C" word!

COVID is the REAL "C" word!

Got snatched up. Vince and Chase chat about the novel COVID-19, the novel RATs, strawberries, cheddar cheese and flushing down wet wipes.

Mar 03, 202253:58
Hervy Mertal

Hervy Mertal

Whats that racket! Vince and Chase talk about Heavy Metal, Heavy Metal, Bach, Extreme Metal, Mozart, Heavy Metal and very Heavy Metal.

Feb 25, 202201:04:17
Stuck Porn

Stuck Porn

But you're not stuck...! Vince and Chase talk about Sanic the hedgehog, stuck/step sister porn, life saving drones, James Blunt and annoying people.

Feb 17, 202259:26
Get off the slide

Get off the slide

Where are your parents? Vince and Chase talk about playground etiquette, stupid pen licence, morphine, whistling at canaries and whether "banana peel" is a real game.

Feb 10, 202258:41
Medical wrap up...

Medical wrap up...

That'll do. Vince and Chase talk about their medical endings and beginnings, Star Wars, Godzilla, Mass-Debating and the imperial system... some more... 

Feb 03, 202248:01
The Races

The Races

Go you good thing! Vince and Chase talk about their time at the races, having a backstage look at how the other half live... kinda

Jan 29, 202247:35
So Sue Me!

So Sue Me!

Piece of trash, Vince and Chase talk about products being crap, the new Matrix movie, Lawsuits, crazy band names and a ducks, well..... labyrinth.

Jan 20, 202257:20
Dad Bod

Dad Bod

One more bite won't hurt. Vince and Chase Talk about getting fit, shooting rubber bands, raising digital pets and a little something about... Uranus 

Jan 13, 202259:55
We're Back!!!

We're Back!!!

Happy New Year!!! Vince and Chase are back talking more trash about things and stuff. Also, Ultrasound scans, sheep/vaccinations, maple syrup and ofcourse, fish.
Jan 06, 202247:55
2021 Christmas Special

2021 Christmas Special

It's Christmas time... almost. Vince and Chase talk about Underwear, Mistletoe, Romance and a terrible Bishop.

Beanie Ticket will return on the 7th of January, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Dec 16, 202101:04:22
Banana For Scale

Banana For Scale

Scale is everything! Vince and Chase talk about Dinosaurs, Tangerines, Jesus and the importance of the banana scale.

Dec 09, 202148:43
Hot vs Cold

Hot vs Cold

You'd think it's a zoo. Vince and Chase dive into the world of Ducks, Penguins, Cats, Goats and the unmissable fish eyeball.

Dec 07, 202101:03:48
Face Milking

Face Milking

Christmas is only just around the corner, that doesn't mean anything, really. Vince and Chase talk about Technology failing, Chip adaptors, a potato's gender and why milking spiders could lead to disaster.

Nov 27, 202156:29
Roof on the Hoof

Roof on the Hoof

You heard of elf on the shelf? Try, Roof on the Hoof

Vince and Chase talk about modern fashion, hoofs, roofs, elves on shelves and why the Russians don't like yoga.

Nov 18, 202156:05
Doug

Doug

How bazaar! Vince and Chase talk about Mosquitos, Haggling, Motorbikes and of course, a potato!
Nov 11, 202154:37
Pet Chimp

Pet Chimp

Pithecophobia. Vince and Chase talk about Chase's relationship with chimps and discuss the world of Plants, Art and a bunch of trucks.

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Nov 05, 202156:30
How Fast can you Fold It?

How Fast can you Fold It?

Hold still, just one more! Vince and Chase talk about taking X-Rays of toddlers, Fast 9, Matrix, The Wizard of Christchurch and whether the new Batman has a sparkle.

If you would like to reach out to us, please send us an email to beanieticket@gmail.com

Oct 29, 202146:53
Mrs. COVIDfire AI

Mrs. COVIDfire AI

How times have changed. Vince and Chase discuss the younger generation, Mrs Doubtfire, the stock market and AI.

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Oct 21, 202150:30