Beanie Ticket
By Vince & Chase
*Caution* R18 This show contains plenty of adult content including rough language and other inappropriate material. Please be of age and mature and take everything we say with a smiling grain of salt 😉
Beanie TicketJun 23, 2022
Noise Controlled Homebrew
Read the room! Vince and Chase talk about noisy neighbors, weddings in the street, Nickelback and their fame, 9/11 and the state of the homebrew nation.
Rial is the new Yen
I'M RICH!!!! Vince and Chase talk about exchange rates, Geneva Switzerland, fannies, ball cock, generating art and how its probably a good idea.
Kids and traffic
Put that down! Vince and Chase talk about kids, pigeons, walking around shirtless and what to do when you get caught and have to explain.
Real Plastic Guns
Why is there no orange tip? Vince and Chase talk about the passing of the Queen, printing firearms in your own home and saving a quick buck at the takeaway shop.
Locknut
Hang on a minute. Vince and Chase talk about how prescription medication is very intense when it wants to be, Father's day things, something about frozen vs room temp and finding random crap in ya chicken bap
J? Where are you #isJokay
All rise. Vince and Chase chat about throwbacks, Go Karts, Sex toys, other sex toys, sex books, a book and why it's important to know the road rules! Can't we all just get along?
Watch your step
Little bugger got me. Vince and Chase talk about the importance of putting one foot in front of the other, crabs, the earth getting lazy and why it's important to do trial runs first
Junk mail
Slow on land but a little faster in water. Vince and Chase talk about a holiday home, Rocket pop, Chinese products, Sloths and a hammer saving your life.... maybe
Social Traps
Fine, I'll turn it off. Vince and Chase talk about how social media and technology is here to stay, shoes for dogs, banana flavour, strawberry flavour and the gentle elephants foot that could give you cancer...
Big Almond
Just eat some meat! Vince and Chase talk about a whole bunch of frisson, favorites, carbs, B12 and a little countries farm crisis at the moment.
Fact or False?
Yeah but nah mate, Vince and Chase talk about a bunch of true and false questions, Johnny Depp, the brain and a few other things that you really need to hear because it's important
Hey, how are?
Why did you say it twice? Vince and Chase talk about how to answer the phone, zombie survival kits, Matt Damon, lizards, and if all else fails, name it after Taylor Swift
Clowder
How did they all get here? Vince and Chase talk about Spider bites, warrior bugs, getting lost in hospitals, smoking with children and a homemade vasectomy kit.... lift up your kaftans....
Scrunch or Fold?
But what if you miss. Vince and Chase talk about the correct way to count down, Mother's day gift idea's, Toilet training and how to eat a sandwich.
Front Poo's
Banter, Schmanter. Vince and Chase talk about chlamydia, the use of poetry, toe beans, bee stings, and how the Dutch poo back to front?
Red Light Room
Where do you hang the photos? Vince and Chase are joined by Aaron to talk about a sex dungeon, staircase eutectic, weird drinks, Scandinavia and damp/moist.
Stôrm ˌTro͞opər
Fill ya boots. Chase and Chase talk about a lost hamster, more surgery, Johnny Depp and pillow poo, French yellow jackets and how they stop you from going toilet.
Pepperoni Nipples
He tried to tell you. Vince and Chase talk about Johnny Depp's debacle, the dance floor, Elon (Iron Man) Musk and the way you arrange dogs is similar to Poop, the game.
Bobriguez
It's not what it looks like. Vince and Chase talk about the lack of laws on the water, the Queen number, Duck's corkscrew thingy and a next level tree hut.
Madness TeleVision
Wouldn't do that. Vince and Chase talk about MTV and how weird it was, medical conclusion, other things and how weird MTV was. Super weird...
The good ol' days.
Royal Flush at 4 Months old!
I'm all in! Vince and Chase return talking about, you guessed it... Medical things! Wrapping up the "vid", getting infections, winning at poker, Octopi and some other things.
COVID is the REAL "C" word!
Got snatched up. Vince and Chase chat about the novel COVID-19, the novel RATs, strawberries, cheddar cheese and flushing down wet wipes.
Hervy Mertal
Whats that racket! Vince and Chase talk about Heavy Metal, Heavy Metal, Bach, Extreme Metal, Mozart, Heavy Metal and very Heavy Metal.
Stuck Porn
But you're not stuck...! Vince and Chase talk about Sanic the hedgehog, stuck/step sister porn, life saving drones, James Blunt and annoying people.
Get off the slide
Where are your parents? Vince and Chase talk about playground etiquette, stupid pen licence, morphine, whistling at canaries and whether "banana peel" is a real game.
Medical wrap up...
That'll do. Vince and Chase talk about their medical endings and beginnings, Star Wars, Godzilla, Mass-Debating and the imperial system... some more...
The Races
Go you good thing! Vince and Chase talk about their time at the races, having a backstage look at how the other half live... kinda
So Sue Me!
Piece of trash, Vince and Chase talk about products being crap, the new Matrix movie, Lawsuits, crazy band names and a ducks, well..... labyrinth.
Dad Bod
One more bite won't hurt. Vince and Chase Talk about getting fit, shooting rubber bands, raising digital pets and a little something about... Uranus
We're Back!!!
2021 Christmas Special
It's Christmas time... almost. Vince and Chase talk about Underwear, Mistletoe, Romance and a terrible Bishop.
Beanie Ticket will return on the 7th of January, Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
Banana For Scale
Scale is everything! Vince and Chase talk about Dinosaurs, Tangerines, Jesus and the importance of the banana scale.
Hot vs Cold
You'd think it's a zoo. Vince and Chase dive into the world of Ducks, Penguins, Cats, Goats and the unmissable fish eyeball.
Face Milking
Christmas is only just around the corner, that doesn't mean anything, really. Vince and Chase talk about Technology failing, Chip adaptors, a potato's gender and why milking spiders could lead to disaster.
Roof on the Hoof
You heard of elf on the shelf? Try, Roof on the Hoof
Vince and Chase talk about modern fashion, hoofs, roofs, elves on shelves and why the Russians don't like yoga.
Doug
Pet Chimp
Pithecophobia. Vince and Chase talk about Chase's relationship with chimps and discuss the world of Plants, Art and a bunch of trucks.
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How Fast can you Fold It?
Hold still, just one more! Vince and Chase talk about taking X-Rays of toddlers, Fast 9, Matrix, The Wizard of Christchurch and whether the new Batman has a sparkle.
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Mrs. COVIDfire AI
How times have changed. Vince and Chase discuss the younger generation, Mrs Doubtfire, the stock market and AI.
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