The Bear Table

In which a tree is bothered, potential allies are ignored, and Lady Mittens takes a short trip to the Goo Realm. 

Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)

Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her)

RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) 

Nico Mrakota (she/her) - Lady Mittens the Destroyer - hobgoblin cleric (she/her) 

In which a surrender is negotiated, and then another, weirder, surrender is negotiated.

Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)

Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her)

RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) 

Nico Mrakota (she/her) - Lady Mittens the Destroyer - hobgoblin cleric (she/her) 

In which a sand castle is built, a sea battle is fought, and hydras turn out to be cuter than we ever thought possible…

Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)

Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her)

RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) 

Nico Mrakota (she/her) - Lady Mittens the Destroyer - hobgoblin cleric (she/her) 

For legal reasons, this entire episode happens in Minecraft.

Max Jackson - GM

RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Cecily Tiptin

Amber Griffin (she/her) - Gail Godfrey

In which a contract is signed, a one-sided conversation is had, and a crew’s fate is sealed… 

Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)

Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her)

RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) 

Nico Mrakota (she/her) - Lady Mittens the Destroyer - hobgoblin cleric (she/her) 

In which the audio quality varies wildly. 

Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)

Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her)

RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him) 

In which some very bad things happen!!!

(And also the audio is slightly messed up, idk why.  A few words get inexplicably dropped) 

Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)
Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her)
RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)

In which we go on a knowledge quest, wrestle tongues, and ‘pass the test’.

Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)
Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her)
RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)

In which we learn about family, uncover a tragic factoid, and find a lead.

Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)
Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her)
RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)

This episode includes a special guest!

Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)
Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her)
RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)
Nico Mrakota (she/her) - Fisto - tiefling paladin (she/her)

Parkour!

Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)
Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her)
RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)

In which we lose our trains of thought, are very bad at math, and play with the sand.

Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)
Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her)
RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)

In which Amber does a lot of weird voices while inebriated.

(Skip to 16 minutes to jump over character creation.) 

RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Potato
Max Jackson (he/him) - Tchotchke
Amber Griffin (she/her) - GM

In which some goods are peddled, and some become extremely engreebled.

Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)
Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her)
RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)

In which some locals are met, and some asses are bitten by fish.

Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)
Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her)
RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)

In which another person is dead, a murderer is chased, and existential questions are asked.

Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)
Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her)
RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)

In which the episode is not a prank this time. Happy birthday, Max!
(Start at 4:00 if you listened to the last ep lmao)

A SUPER-special episode for Max’s birthday! (I’m making good on my word >:D)

In which everyone drinks unknown substances.

Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)
Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her)
RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)

In which a man is dead, and absolutely everyone is suspicious.

Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)

Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her)

RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)

In which a bear is wrangled, a midnight adventure is had, and the inevitable comes to pass.

Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)

Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her)

RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)

It’s RJ’s birthday! Continuing our tradition, we get drunk and play RJ’s game of choice: Grandma Club.
Our episodes ARE usually this chaotic in the first draft, I usually just cut most of the bullshit out. Not so this time. You’re welcome,

Max Jackson (he/him) - GM
RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Cecily Tiptin
Amber Griffin (she/her) - Gail Godfrey

In which the party goes to a nice dinner and fucking ruins it for absolutely everyone.

Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)

Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her)

RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)

A wagon is escaped, togas are worn, and a bear is suplexed.

Apologies for the lateness of this one, Amber had to do a minor surgery and it really fucked her up for a bit!

Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)

Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her)

RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)

Shots 001 - We Can Do Drugs About This

It’s Amber’s birthday, so she forces Max & RJ to play the Warrior Cats Adventure Game with her by bribing them with stolen booze. It goes about how you’d expect.

An ancient civilization is rediscovered, sick flips are made, and we learn what it’s like to be small.

Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)

Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her)

RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)

In which Gary is the best.

Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)

Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her)

RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)

Ah, unlucky episode thirteen. We fucked up.

Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)

Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her)

RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)

In which a makeover is had, grumps grump, and bribery is sometimes okay.

Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)

Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her)

RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)

In which carnival food is eaten, carnival games are played, and Nike gets a grenade. 

(Reupload due to editing errors in the previous upload, 08/01/2021)

Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)

Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her)

RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)

In which trauma is relived, a good long nap is had, and Guin is nice to someone… in her own way.

WE’RE BACK! All vaxxed up, and once again recording in Amber’s basement.

Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)

Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her)

RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)

Hey there! We ran out of buffer (who would’ve thought that there would be a pandemic that would eat up SIX MONTHS of audio… ha… ha…), so this is it until we can get new audio equipment for remote recordings. Thanks for sticking with us!

Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)

Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her)

RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)

In which (mostly rock-based) pranks are pulled, a migraine is suffered through, and The Vast Cavity is penetrated.

Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)

Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her)

RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)

In which the assholes continue to be assholes (on both sides).

Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)

Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her)

RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)

In which a friendship is reborn, cool artifacts are observed, and +1 privileges are flagrantly abused.

Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)

Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her)

RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)

In which a very short battle is fought, an ancient evil is uncovered, and a love affair is revealed.

Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)

Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her)

RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)

In which seas are sailed, dice are rolled, and some things happen behind closed doors… ;)

Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)

Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her)

RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)

In which traps are fallen into, treasures are found, and many rooms are entered and left.

Max Jackson (he/him) - Kodak Steelhammer - dwarf/orc protection fighter (he/him)

Amber Griffin (she/her) - Guin of Stone Henge - earth genasi elemental monk (she/her)

RJ Mrakota (they/them) - Nikephoros Teskos - minotaur swashbuckler rogue (he/him)

We take a break from the action to play For the Queen!

In which dastardly plots are foiled, murders are committed, and very ironic allergies are suffered through.