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Bear Friend Tea Party

Bear Friend Tea Party

By Flowers of Disgust
The world's ONLY podcast. Featuring the members of highly influential noise-pop supergroup, Flowers of Disgust talking about stuff and making noises, music and sounds.
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00051 Nixon's Cat
Would upside-down basketball players dribble on the ceiling or on the floor?  Ethics Panel: I asked the dude at the store to ring me up for 2 pumpkins and then I took 3 pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃 Which is the spookiest woodwind instrument? If two people fill a one-horse costume, would one horse wear a two-person costume? SPoOooOooky Soundscape 👻💀🎃
01:32:48
November 2, 2020
00040 Permanent Grind: The Proverbial Bathtub of Theseus
Nagging Question: Can You Really Make a Boat out of an Old Bathtub??​​, How Many Bills Can We Name?, Serious Discussion: Is American Democracy Doomed? A Serious Discussion of Matthew Yglesias' American Democracy Is Doomed (Vox Magazine, 2015) The post 00040 Permanent Grind: The Proverbial Bathtub of Theseus first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.
51:22
April 13, 2018
00028 Rooster
Giant Chewy SweeTARTS®, Snot & Tears: Stan Freberg (1926-2015), Inappropriate Things to Do with Those Pneumatic Tubes They Have at Banks, ...Who Said That??! The post 00028 Rooster first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.
48:17
October 24, 2017
00032 Businessman Pretending to Be a Train
Listener Emails, Corrections & Addenda Segment 1 – As Bees Bears in Honey Drown: Beekeeping Advice Segment 2 – Reciting Four Famous Speeches at Once Segment 4 – Predictions: Spice Girls Death Order Songs: Purple Rain On the Sunny Side of the Street Supporting Materials Family Chatters podcast Why do UFOs Have External Lights? Frederick … Continue reading 00032 Businessman Pretending to Be a Train → The post 00032 Businessman Pretending to Be a Train first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.
47:01
January 17, 2017
00049 Naughty Ol’ Human Head Sitting There
2016 Halloween "Spook"-tacular The post 00049 Naughty Ol' Human Head Sitting There first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.
01:27:17
October 31, 2016
00048 Trilobites Are Doin’ It For Themselves
Reminiscing about funny moments from past episodes of BFTP Great ppl w/ horrible hair Christopher Winter ad-libs the inner monologues of various animals by request The post 00048 Trilobites Are Doin' It For Themselves first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.
39:38
October 17, 2016
00046 Monkey Versions of C-List Celebrities
Jeff Goldblums Throughout History, Dinner Party Gone Wrong Clichés!, How Many People Can We Name? The post 00046 Monkey Versions of C-List Celebrities first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.
01:06:38
September 23, 2016
00045 An Eternally Recursive Sequence Of Self Spawning Snoop Doggy Doggs
Ethics Panel: If you order water at a restaurant with self-service fountain drinks, is it ok to get the club soda? Can you put a lemon wedge in it?, Lesser Known Mnemonic Devices, How to Clean a Bathtub in Exactly 32 Steps, Reviews of movies h'ain't none of us ever done seen. The post 00045 An Eternally Recursive Sequence Of Self Spawning Snoop Doggy Doggs first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.
01:06:58
August 28, 2016
00044 Richard Dreyfuss in a Bear Costume
Reminiscing About People We Have Killed in Self-Defense, Nagging Question: Can You Really Make Gin in an Old Bathtub? Fake Toilet Parts Classic Ill-Fated Fast-Food Ventures: The Burger King Kingdom Show Notes: Is Richard Dreyfus still alive? How to make bathtub gin and skip this podcast Buzz Aldrin / Snoop Dogg collaboration: Matthew Newton article … Continue reading 00044 Richard Dreyfuss in a Bear Costume → The post 00044 Richard Dreyfuss in a Bear Costume first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.
01:42:45
August 21, 2016
00043 People Posing as Colonel Sanders
Can Somebody PLEASE Explain Henry Rollins to Me???, How many randomly selected topics can I definitively settle in 60 seconds?, A Series of Controversial Statements, Pt. III, Classic Hip Hop Skits The post 00043 People Posing as Colonel Sanders first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.
01:19:07
May 11, 2016
00042 How High are Your Roundhouse Kicks?
5 randomly selected topics in 5 minutes Slang Terms for Egg Nog Is Neil DeGrasse Tyson a member of the Harlem Globetrotters? Flowers of Disgust Ethics Panel: Duck Tales “Allowance Day” (1989) wherein Scrooge’s nephews trick him into thinking it’s a day later than it really is, so he will give them their allowance money … Continue reading 00042 How High are Your Roundhouse Kicks? → The post 00042 How High are Your Roundhouse Kicks? first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.
01:06:17
March 29, 2016
00041 All About Duck Eggs
Is Mistletoe Bullshit?, Classic Hip-Hop Singles: Positive K's "I Got a Man" (1991), 46 Euphemisms for Breasts, Ranked from Most to Least Appealing The post 00041 All About Duck Eggs first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.
01:04:29
March 15, 2016
00039 The Age of Complex Sandwiches
Classic Ill-Fated Fast-Food Ventures: The McDLT, A Series of Controversial Statements Pt. II, 50 Fictional Horse Blitz Quiz, Pancakes V. Waffles. The post 00039 The Age of Complex Sandwiches first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.
01:30:39
December 20, 2015
00026 The 1955 Where Everybody has Green Dicks
2015 Serious Episode. Serious Discussion: "Dark Leviathan", by Henry Farrell, Serious Discussion: "The AI Revolution: The Road to Superintelligence", by Tim Urban, Rodney Dangerfield One-Liners Delivered Flatly and without Emotion, Serious Discussion: Time Travel: Solid-State Model Vs. Many Worlds Model: Which is: Better? The post 00026 The 1955 Where Everybody has Green Dicks first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.
01:29:16
November 19, 2015
00038 I’m Your DJ Now
2015 Halloween Spooktacular. What Be Spookin Ya? Spooky Soundscape, Classic Hip-Hop Albums: He's the DJ, I'm the Rapper (1988), How Many Ghosts Can We Name? The post 00038 I'm Your DJ Now first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.
01:10:22
November 4, 2015
00024 Not in a Basketball Mood
Lesser-known methods of egg preparation, Expounding on 10 random topics, Special Guest: Dr. Jonathan Bumpers The post 00024 Not in a Basketball Mood first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.
45:09
October 12, 2015
00036 Human Teeth
What root vegetable am I thinking of?, Issuing sincere, heartfelt public apologies to Buzz Aldrin for disrespectful/combative tone of previous week’s special guest segment, Simultaneous Unrelated Discussions #, Jeremy Mullis from North Carolina quits podcast The post 00036 Human Teeth first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.
44:14
October 9, 2015
00033 The Otis Hypotenuse
Reminiscing about dogs we have known, Slang terms for "escalator", How many NES games can we name in 2 minutes, What are the rules of American Football?, Is this a Hall & Oates Song? The post 00033 The Otis Hypotenuse first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.
01:12:15
October 7, 2015
00037 Larry Bird's Penis
Slang Terms for Pogo "Stick," Talking Smack About Barnyard Animals / Surprise Quiz: Korean TV Drama or Bullshit Thing I Made Up? A Series of Controversial Statements Songs: Ain't No Sunshine, Short People
55:05
September 24, 2015
00031 A Decorative Confectionery of Tiny Balls
I Don't Like Kettle Corn and F*** You if you Have a Problem with That, I Hate All Public Radio Comedic Programming, Who Here's Driven any Funny Vehicles? Songs: Horse Standing There, The Hucklebuck The post 00031 A Decorative Confectionery of Tiny Balls first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.
01:00:50
July 15, 2015
00029 John Hughes’ Ring Cycle
Correct Way to Play Air Saxophone, How Many Daves Can We Name? The Philosophical Problem with the Whole 'Left Shark' Meme, Classic Cartoons of the 80s and 90s: Disney's Adventures of the Gummi Bears The post 00029 John Hughes' Ring Cycle first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.
01:13:00
June 29, 2015
00022 The True Prophet of the Abrahamic Tradition
2014 Christmas Special. Are Christmas Novelty Songs Bullshit? Fake Addresses. Name that Santa. Most Insipid Christmas Song. Plus various Christmas favorites performed poorly. The post 00022 The True Prophet of the Abrahamic Tradition first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.
52:18
May 27, 2015
00027 Oversized Inexplicable Green Hat
Classic Hip-Hop Albums: The Fat Boys’ “Crushin” (1987), How many Steves can we name? The post 00027 Oversized Inexplicable Green Hat first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.
01:15:54
April 24, 2015
00025 Build that Machine into an Anthropomorphized Chair
Members of Metallica in order of importance, Distinctions between Slime, Grime and Sludge, Bad Things 'Bout the Boy Scouts, Imperial Measurement System in the US (Seriously, what the f***?). The post 00025 Build that Machine into an Anthropomorphized Chair first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.
01:14:02
April 15, 2015
00021 A Gresham’s Law of Cookies
Are holiday cookie exchanges bullshit? Sensual, sexual or erotic? 10 minutes of buzzing noises after a 4 count. The post 00021 A Gresham's Law of Cookies first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.
01:01:46
March 10, 2015
00020 The Jefferson Abacus
Classic Hip-Hop Albums: The Chronic, That's Showbiz!, Is The Constitution Bullshit?, Bears or Bees? The post 00020 The Jefferson Abacus first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.
40:40
March 1, 2015
00023 Generally Confused about This Whole Turning-into-a-Gun Thing
Listener “Emails”.  If all the beards had a fight, who would win?  Horrible people with great hair.  Talking about a ham that looks like Alf.  Most sexual Transformer.  Funniest integer. The post 00023 Generally Confused about This Whole Turning-into-a-Gun Thing first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.
01:02:56
January 26, 2015
00017 Handheld, Messy and Bigger than Your Head
What's Up with Science? Can somebody PLEASE explain David Bowie to me? Who here's been to the moon? Cats, the musical. Several whimsical notions. The post 00017 Handheld, Messy and Bigger than Your Head first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.
57:15
December 8, 2014
00019 A Bloody Elk Carcass Stuffed with Bonbons
Halloween Spook-tacular, Blowing bubbles at weddings: cute or incredibly stupid? Shonen Knife, What is Bullshit about Piñatas these Days. Purchasing Glue in Bulk, Piñatas, Cannibal Corpse, Piñatas, Which VHS tape am I about to hold up?? Piñatas. The post 00019 A Bloody Elk Carcass Stuffed with Bonbons first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.
01:01:06
November 4, 2014
00018 William Howard Taft
What famous fat person am I? Wholly unmotivated verbal abuse. Who is the funniest U.S. President? The post 00018 William Howard Taft first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.
01:02:22
October 28, 2014
00015 I Got No Problem with Tarts
Pie; Who wants to give me, personally, a job; Sneaking Out of the Hospital Clichés; Sexy, Sensual or Erotic? The post 00015 I Got No Problem with Tarts first appeared on Flowers of Disgust.
59:02
October 8, 2014