Bear Friend Tea Party
By Flowers of Disgust
Bear Friend Tea PartyJul 15, 2015
00051 Nixon's Cat
<li>Would upside-down basketball players dribble on the ceiling or on the floor? </li>
<li>Ethics Panel: I asked the dude at the store to ring me up for 2 pumpkins and then I took 3 pumpkins 🎃🎃🎃</li>
<li>Which is the spookiest woodwind instrument?</li>
<li>If two people fill a one-horse costume, would one horse wear a two-person costume?</li>
<li>SPoOooOooky Soundscape 👻💀🎃</li>
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00040 Permanent Grind: The Proverbial Bathtub of Theseus
Nagging Question: Can You Really Make a Boat out of an Old Bathtub??, How Many Bills Can We Name?, Serious Discussion: Is American Democracy Doomed? A Serious Discussion of Matthew Yglesias' American Democracy Is Doomed (Vox Magazine, 2015)
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00028 Rooster
Giant Chewy SweeTARTS®, Snot & Tears: Stan Freberg (1926-2015), Inappropriate Things to Do with Those Pneumatic Tubes They Have at Banks, ...Who Said That??!
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00032 Businessman Pretending to Be a Train
Listener Emails, Corrections & Addenda Segment 1 – As Bees Bears in Honey Drown: Beekeeping Advice Segment 2 – Reciting Four Famous Speeches at Once Segment 4 – Predictions: Spice Girls Death Order Songs: Purple Rain On the Sunny Side of the Street Supporting Materials Family Chatters podcast Why do UFOs Have External Lights? Frederick … Continue reading 00032 Businessman Pretending to Be a Train →
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00049 Naughty Ol’ Human Head Sitting There
2016 Halloween "Spook"-tacular
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00048 Trilobites Are Doin’ It For Themselves
Reminiscing about funny moments from past episodes of BFTP Great ppl w/ horrible hair Christopher Winter ad-libs the inner monologues of various animals by request
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00046 Monkey Versions of C-List Celebrities
Jeff Goldblums Throughout History, Dinner Party Gone Wrong Clichés!, How Many People Can We Name?
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00045 An Eternally Recursive Sequence Of Self Spawning Snoop Doggy Doggs
Ethics Panel: If you order water at a restaurant with self-service fountain drinks, is it ok to get the club soda? Can you put a lemon wedge in it?, Lesser Known Mnemonic Devices, How to Clean a Bathtub in Exactly 32 Steps, Reviews of movies h'ain't none of us ever done seen.
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00044 Richard Dreyfuss in a Bear Costume
Reminiscing About People We Have Killed in Self-Defense, Nagging Question: Can You Really Make Gin in an Old Bathtub? Fake Toilet Parts Classic Ill-Fated Fast-Food Ventures: The Burger King Kingdom Show Notes: Is Richard Dreyfus still alive? How to make bathtub gin and skip this podcast Buzz Aldrin / Snoop Dogg collaboration: Matthew Newton article … Continue reading 00044 Richard Dreyfuss in a Bear Costume →
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00043 People Posing as Colonel Sanders
Can Somebody PLEASE Explain Henry Rollins to Me???, How many randomly selected topics can I definitively settle in 60 seconds?, A Series of Controversial Statements, Pt. III, Classic Hip Hop Skits
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00042 How High are Your Roundhouse Kicks?
5 randomly selected topics in 5 minutes Slang Terms for Egg Nog Is Neil DeGrasse Tyson a member of the Harlem Globetrotters? Flowers of Disgust Ethics Panel: Duck Tales “Allowance Day” (1989) wherein Scrooge’s nephews trick him into thinking it’s a day later than it really is, so he will give them their allowance money … Continue reading 00042 How High are Your Roundhouse Kicks? →
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00041 All About Duck Eggs
Is Mistletoe Bullshit?, Classic Hip-Hop Singles: Positive K's "I Got a Man" (1991), 46 Euphemisms for Breasts, Ranked from Most to Least Appealing
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00039 The Age of Complex Sandwiches
Classic Ill-Fated Fast-Food Ventures: The McDLT, A Series of Controversial Statements Pt. II, 50 Fictional Horse Blitz Quiz, Pancakes V. Waffles.
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00026 The 1955 Where Everybody has Green Dicks
2015 Serious Episode. Serious Discussion: "Dark Leviathan", by Henry Farrell, Serious Discussion: "The AI Revolution: The Road to Superintelligence", by Tim Urban, Rodney Dangerfield One-Liners Delivered Flatly and without Emotion, Serious Discussion: Time Travel: Solid-State Model Vs. Many Worlds Model: Which is: Better?
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00038 I’m Your DJ Now
2015 Halloween Spooktacular. What Be Spookin Ya? Spooky Soundscape, Classic Hip-Hop Albums: He's the DJ, I'm the Rapper (1988), How Many Ghosts Can We Name?
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00024 Not in a Basketball Mood
Lesser-known methods of egg preparation, Expounding on 10 random topics, Special Guest: Dr. Jonathan Bumpers
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00036 Human Teeth
What root vegetable am I thinking of?, Issuing sincere, heartfelt public apologies to Buzz Aldrin for disrespectful/combative tone of previous week’s special guest segment, Simultaneous Unrelated Discussions #, Jeremy Mullis from North Carolina quits podcast
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00033 The Otis Hypotenuse
Reminiscing about dogs we have known, Slang terms for "escalator", How many NES games can we name in 2 minutes, What are the rules of American Football?, Is this a Hall & Oates Song?
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00037 Larry Bird's Penis
- Slang Terms for Pogo "Stick,"
- Talking Smack About Barnyard Animals / Surprise Quiz: Korean TV Drama or Bullshit Thing I Made Up?
- A Series of Controversial Statements
Songs: Ain't No Sunshine, Short People
00031 A Decorative Confectionery of Tiny Balls
I Don't Like Kettle Corn and F*** You if you Have a Problem with That, I Hate All Public Radio Comedic Programming, Who Here's Driven any Funny Vehicles? Songs: Horse Standing There, The Hucklebuck
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00029 John Hughes’ Ring Cycle
Correct Way to Play Air Saxophone, How Many Daves Can We Name? The Philosophical Problem with the Whole 'Left Shark' Meme, Classic Cartoons of the 80s and 90s: Disney's Adventures of the Gummi Bears
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00022 The True Prophet of the Abrahamic Tradition
2014 Christmas Special. Are Christmas Novelty Songs Bullshit? Fake Addresses. Name that Santa. Most Insipid Christmas Song. Plus various Christmas favorites performed poorly.
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00027 Oversized Inexplicable Green Hat
Classic Hip-Hop Albums: The Fat Boys’ “Crushin” (1987), How many Steves can we name?
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00025 Build that Machine into an Anthropomorphized Chair
Members of Metallica in order of importance, Distinctions between Slime, Grime and Sludge, Bad Things 'Bout the Boy Scouts, Imperial Measurement System in the US (Seriously, what the f***?).
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00021 A Gresham’s Law of Cookies
Are holiday cookie exchanges bullshit? Sensual, sexual or erotic? 10 minutes of buzzing noises after a 4 count.
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00020 The Jefferson Abacus
Classic Hip-Hop Albums: The Chronic, That's Showbiz!, Is The Constitution Bullshit?, Bears or Bees?
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00023 Generally Confused about This Whole Turning-into-a-Gun Thing
Listener “Emails”. If all the beards had a fight, who would win? Horrible people with great hair. Talking about a ham that looks like Alf. Most sexual Transformer. Funniest integer.
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00017 Handheld, Messy and Bigger than Your Head
What's Up with Science? Can somebody PLEASE explain David Bowie to me? Who here's been to the moon? Cats, the musical. Several whimsical notions.
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00019 A Bloody Elk Carcass Stuffed with Bonbons
Halloween Spook-tacular, Blowing bubbles at weddings: cute or incredibly stupid? Shonen Knife, What is Bullshit about Piñatas these Days. Purchasing Glue in Bulk, Piñatas, Cannibal Corpse, Piñatas, Which VHS tape am I about to hold up?? Piñatas.
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00018 William Howard Taft
What famous fat person am I? Wholly unmotivated verbal abuse. Who is the funniest U.S. President?
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00015 I Got No Problem with Tarts
Pie; Who wants to give me, personally, a job; Sneaking Out of the Hospital Clichés; Sexy, Sensual or Erotic?
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