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Because Wow

By Afia Barcelona

A comedy podcast discussing life matters with a twist of humor. Sometimes thereโ€™ll be some tooli too.
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My thighs disqualified me๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒš

Because WowOct 11, 2021

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Yโ€™all wicked๐ŸŒš๐Ÿ’”

Yโ€™all wicked๐ŸŒš๐Ÿ’”

I donโ€™t know how to describe this.
Nov 23, 202102:22
Donโ€™t post me as a missing person.

Donโ€™t post me as a missing person.

Sometimes youโ€™ve not been kidnapped oo, you just want to be alone.
Nov 20, 202101:38
Dead women donโ€™t talk much ๐ŸŒš๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ

Dead women donโ€™t talk much ๐ŸŒš๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ

Dead women donโ€™t talk much so I will end here with much gratitude.
Nov 18, 202102:03
Iโ€™m tired, continue alone.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”

Iโ€™m tired, continue alone.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”

As Serwaa Hemaa said, if you donโ€™t want it again say it and stop giving flimsy excuses na 33tan๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Nov 13, 202103:39
Trans-wife๐ŸŒš๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’”

Trans-wife๐ŸŒš๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ’”

Aside chopping her husband you want everything she wants. Ei Kumiwaa๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Nov 08, 202104:58
Every knee shall bow but you canโ€™t bow.๐ŸŒš

Every knee shall bow but you canโ€™t bow.๐ŸŒš

The editing don do, ei๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”
Oct 31, 202103:17
Dem sack am ooo๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฅฐโค๏ธ๐Ÿคซ

Dem sack am ooo๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿฅฐโค๏ธ๐Ÿคซ

Thank you all for the love and support youโ€™ve given so far. Season promises to be more of everything season 1 was. And thankfully, Ronald Koeman has been sacked๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿฝ
Oct 28, 202103:49
My thighs disqualified me๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒš

My thighs disqualified me๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒš

I went to audition for girlfriend position but they said my thighs are skinny๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’”
Oct 11, 202112:04
God is not preparing anything.

God is not preparing anything.

Youโ€™re not single by choice biaaa, the people you like donโ€™t like you๐ŸŒš๐ŸŒš
Oct 09, 202106:13
Better than goodโ€ฆBr)fo foon b3n nono?๐ŸŒš๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ

Better than goodโ€ฆBr)fo foon b3n nono?๐ŸŒš๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ

Stop the unnecessary wiring of words to appear smart, use everyday simple English please๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„
Oct 02, 202106:33
Your morda go collect am simple๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”

Your morda go collect am simple๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”

I applaud lawyers for their patience cause I canโ€™t ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. My heart is not good. Interrupt me and chop your morda๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Sep 28, 202102:46
Youโ€™d have to spend the night with me then๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒš

Youโ€™d have to spend the night with me then๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒš

Go for women who donโ€™t do the things you donโ€™t like and allow the rest of us to be great.๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Sep 25, 202104:47
Go and do your masters somewhere else.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐ŸŒš

Go and do your masters somewhere else.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐ŸŒš

Because Wow podcast features my second guest. Sheโ€™s giving an advice to a lady whose ex is asking for a comeback.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Sep 18, 202106:07
I canโ€™t stop God from doing his work๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿฅฐ

I canโ€™t stop God from doing his work๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿฅฐ

You listen okay๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
Sep 11, 202104:02
Donโ€™t make money and see๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”

Donโ€™t make money and see๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”

It haf collect my hands oo๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
Sep 09, 202102:49
Dawn Fart

Dawn Fart

My head almost hit one headrest, plus this guy wonโ€™t let me settle before taking his money sef.๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„
Sep 06, 202102:35
Kofi Sarkodie eeeiii, wo triso.

Kofi Sarkodie eeeiii, wo triso.

I canโ€™t describe this cause I still donโ€™t understand. Nkwaas3m paaa nie?๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”
Sep 04, 202101:49
My face is missing๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’”

My face is missing๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’”

There are days your face isnโ€™t camera friendly๐Ÿ˜‚ maybe itโ€™s only me nso a๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’”
Aug 27, 202102:13
Buy your car or walk.๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ’”

Buy your car or walk.๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ’”

Stop discomforting people in public transports because we all paid money.๐Ÿ˜’
Aug 21, 202103:20
Lubricant fight๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

Lubricant fight๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก

Akoto has a spiritual husband because I donโ€™t understand o๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ because ei๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
Aug 14, 202102:10
Stop the looking face๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜

Stop the looking face๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜

Your own wallet and money tooโ€ฆ. Mtcheeeew ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜.
Aug 07, 202102:50
What is big bortoss?๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’”

What is big bortoss?๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’”

Akoto allowed some boys to abuse me. What did I do to them? Eer?๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’”
Jul 31, 202102:60
Akoto came to wiase to do what?๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’”

Akoto came to wiase to do what?๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’”

My friend Akoto has lost her priorities in this world. Help me pray for her.๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’”
Jul 24, 202101:51
Salah drip to the world๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ

Salah drip to the world๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽŠ

Today is all kinds of merry, feasting and drip๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐ŸŽŠ
Jul 20, 202109:11
If you chew, meuve.๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ’”

If you chew, meuve.๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ’”

There are great players but we must understand that they do not do the work alone. Goes to anyone who thinks like these fans.๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น
Jul 17, 202105:32
Special edition(it is my birthday, not yours).

Special edition(it is my birthday, not yours).

Enjoy your birthdays when they come but in addy no de3 no line koraaaa๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น
Jul 13, 202102:41
Information wiase oo๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’”

Information wiase oo๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’”

When youโ€™re eating someoneโ€™s information, someone also eating your information. So eat wae.
Jul 09, 202108:33
How much is a plot of land at Bekwai?๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’”

How much is a plot of land at Bekwai?๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’”

We want to save our space for something else wae, please. Reduce the sizes of the videos or donโ€™t send them๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ’”
Jul 03, 202102:48
K)teeee, donโ€™t bend.

K)teeee, donโ€™t bend.

We are not magicians to guess who are just by reading โ€œhiโ€ from you. Introduce yourself when you text someone and save us all the stress.
Jun 26, 202104:43
The African Child๐Ÿ˜ฟ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜น

The African Child๐Ÿ˜ฟ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜น

Do you remember the stress that comes with being an African Child? Sometimes you canโ€™t even fart in peace๐Ÿ˜น.
Jun 11, 202110:35