Beige 2 Brown
By Beige 2 Brown
Recorded at MTV podcast studios.
Beige 2 BrownApr 14, 2020
17. 100 Humans vs. Ozark Season 3 (no Spoiler Edition)
The Crew continues quarantine life with a deep dive into the best content, while trying to figure out how to buy groceries safely. This week The Crew dicsusses:
- Car Masters: From Rust to Riches (BEST SHOW EVER)
- MTV's Sneaker Wars (streaming on Wild 'N Out's YouTube)
- Forged in Fire
- 100 Humans (DEEP DIVE)
- Ozark Season 3
- The Circle
- Broad Church
Recorded at NOT the MTV Podcast Studio
Follow us: Antia Constable (@TiaTheStrange), Gavin Alaoen (@YoPanda), and Rich Tu (@Rich_Tu).
16. The CREW RETURNS! (NYC Quarantine Edition)
Hey Brown Snappers! The Crew is BACK with that fire content, recording safe in the context of each other's homes. All we wanna do is ZOOM-A-ZOOM-ZOOM-ZOOM-ZOOM and... that's pretty much all we can do. The Crew goes in on:
- The Killing
- Madelorian talk (just in case y'all forgot)
- Snowfall on FX
- Pixar's Onward has daddy issues
- Hawaii 5-0 is the low-key banger
- Anime Corner with Gavin and Antia (lots of Inuyasha and Ranma 1/2 talk)
Recorded NOT at the MTV Podcast Studio
Follow us: Antia Constable (@TiaTheStrange), Gavin Alaoen (@YoPanda), and Rich Tu (@Rich_Tu).
15. Best Doomsday Binging (Break in Case of Emergency)
Hope you're all practicing washing your hands Brown Snappers! This episode has the breakdown of the Crew's favorite binge-able content in case you need to hole yourself up in the room/apartment/mansion for an undetermined amount of time. ALL THUMBS UP for the following! Also, last episode ever???
- Lord of the Rings
- Harry Potter
- Love is Blind
- American Gods
- Hawaii 5-0
- Ducktales
- Pixar Movies
- Star Wars
- Fast & Furious
- Dexter
Recorded at the MTV Podcast Studio
Follow us: Antia Constable (@TiaTheStrange), Gavin Alaoen (@YoPanda), and Rich Tu (@Rich_Tu).
14. Batman Nipples Forever
Brown Snappers and Bat Snappers CONVERGE! To commemorate the recently leaked *cough marketing* The Batman footage featuring Robert Pattinson, the Crew does a Batman Film Retrospective! The most accurate and researched ever!
Recorded at the MTV Podcast Studio
Follow us: Antia Constable (@TiaTheStrange), Gavin Alaoen (@YoPanda), Ariel Weaver (@Asweavs) (and Rich Tu (@Rich_Tu).
13. Super Duper Tuesday
The Crew is BACK. AT. IT. with special guest Ariel Weaver. We talk about Super Tuesday (vote y'all!), the Candyman trailer, and Matrix 4 rumors!
Recorded at the MTV Podcast Studio
Follow us: Antia Constable (@TiaTheStrange), Gavin Alaoen (@YoPanda), Ariel Weaver (@Asweavs) (and Rich Tu (@Rich_Tu).
12. A Will Smith Retrospective Part 2: Will2K and Beyond
This week the Crew completes the ultra-hyped Will Smith Retrospective! We cover everything from Ali and beyond. Get your tickets for BADBOYS4EVER while you still can Brown Snappers!
Recorded at the MTV Podcast Studio
Follow us: Antia Constable (@TiaTheStrange), Gavin Alaoen (@YoPanda), and Rich Tu (@Rich_Tu).
11. Oscars Still So White (at least we have Parasite)
The Crew interrupts your regularly scheduled Will Smith 2-parter with the MOST COMPREHENSIVE OSCARS RECAP ever. Follow along as we go down the list of winners (and losers.... womp womp). Also, we chat about RuPaul and Bieber on SNL. And shoutout to Cesar Romero, and the legacy of LatinX representation of the Joker.
Recorded at the MTV Podcast Studio
Follow us: Antia Constable (@TiaTheStrange), Gavin Alaoen (@YoPanda), and Rich Tu (@Rich_Tu).
10. A Will Smith Retrospective Part 1: The First Willennium
Recorded at the MTV Podcast Studio
Follow us: Antia Constable (@TiaTheStrange), Gavin Alaoen (@YoPanda), and Rich Tu (@Rich_Tu).
09. Mamba Forever & Fast Food Superbowl Potluck
This week the Crew gets back in the studio and talks all the ups and downs of the week.
- RIP KOBE the Goat #MambaForever
- The Crew talks about the Superbowl, with sports knowledge to rival Joe Montana, Eli Manning, and Tom Brady combined.
- J. Lo x Shakira at Halftime (with surprise guest Wyclef?)
- What's the best way to potluck, and is fast food superior to your mother's Guac?
- The Crew dissects the new Fast & Furious 9 teaser trailer... with surprising results (spoiler alert: they love it).
Recorded at the MTV Podcast Studio
Follow us: Antia Constable (@TiaTheStrange), Gavin Alaoen (@YoPanda), and Rich Tu (@Rich_Tu).
08. Does it Smell Like Teen Spirit in Here?
Sup Brown Snappers! This week, the Gang finally records an episode and 1-out-of-3 B2B hosts actually see Bad Boys 3 (it's AMAZING btw).
- Morbius got bit with a radioactive bat that turns C-List villains into movie stars.
- Venom's superpower is acting like he has food poisoning.
- Gemini Man = Bad Boys 2.5
- Ballerinas are officially badass
- VD (Vin Diesal) is back in Bloodshot. Also Vin Diesal + hair is cringy.
- Should Spielberg have put the BFG in Ready Player One?
- Tia and Rich connect on Nirvana
- Russell Peters is funnier when you're almost 40
- Shoutout to Issa Rae for Oscar realness
- Bad Boys 3 will change your life
- Gabrielle Union is the Gemini Woman
- Did Adam Sandler also get Oscar snubbed for Click?
- Guns Akimbo is this generation's Crank
Recorded at the MTV Podcast Studio
Follow us: Antia Constable (@TiaTheStrange), Gavin Alaoen (@YoPanda), and Rich Tu (@Rich_Tu).
07. Summoning the Brown Snapper Army
This week, the Gang makes BOLD PREDICTIONS about the Year of the Rat.
- Sonic the Hedgehog will be the “Venom” of video games movies
- Kevin Hart is probably in a bunch of stuff this year (BOLD PREDICTION)
- The Superhero Genre will take a dip this year
- Awkwafina will crush it in Shang-Chi
- What’s in Star for Store Wars?
- Will Carbi B will hit sophomore slump?
- Is the Rihanna Navy a reference to her iconic role in Battleship?
- What’s our food common ground?
- We’ve officially named our fans the Brown Snappers
- Who would play us in a Beige 2 Brown movie?
- Rich takes issue with "American Crime Story (The Assassination of Gianni Versace)"
- Culture is not Menace
- Shoutout to #BabySomethings in 2020
Recorded at the MTV Podcast Studio
Follow us: Antia Constable (@TiaTheStrange), Gavin Alaoen (@YoPanda), and Rich Tu (@Rich_Tu).
06. The Most Comprehensive Golden Globes Recap Ever
This week, the Gang welcomes the Year of the Rat with the most fact-checked Golden Globes recap ever.
- Year of the Rat, not Year of the Facts
- Can another GOC sister save The New Mutants from the same fate as Dark Phoenix?
- Uncut Gems is all the best kind of anxiety drama
- Shoutout to the Golden Globe winning Awkwafina
- Ricky Gervais thrives in the Cringe Zone
- Have we hit the Bone Density algorithm yet?
- Laika animation needs more love
- Gavin needs a babysitter the weekend of Bad Boys 3
- The first installment of the new segment Tia’s Cat Corner (i.e. CATS is horrible)
- Stringer Bell vs Macavity from CATS
- Worst CGI Awards of 2019 go to CATS, Gemini Man, and The Irishman
Recorded at the MTV Podcast Studio
Follow us: Antia Constable (@TiaTheStrange), Gavin Alaoen (@YoPanda), and Rich Tu (@Rich_Tu).
05. Best of 2019 Recap (aka Hot Mess Thor)
This week, the Gang takes a deep dive into the best TV and Films of 2019. Believe us, we KNOW what we're talking about.
- Hot Mess Thor loves himself
- Is it Zen-DIE-Ya? Or Zen-DAY-Ya? Zendaya, please call in
- Thumbs up to When They See Us shining a light
- Russian Doll is a Top 3
- The Irishman deserves to win an Oscar for nostalgia casting
- Shoutout to Jack Ryan and Paramount TV
- Brad Pitt still has great abs
- Parasite is in the queue
- Rich cried during Endgame
- Hustlers has the best U-S-H-E-R-R-A-Y-M-O-N-D cameo ever
- Have you ever been to CannesDance?
Recorded at the MTV Podcast Studio
Follow us: Antia Constable (@TiaTheStrange), Gavin Alaoen (@YoPanda), and Rich Tu (@Rich_Tu).
04. An Eddie Murphy Retrospective: From Dolemite to PlutoNashBad and Beyond
This week is an ALL EDDIE MURPHY retrospective episode! He just hosted SNL! Have we hit the algorithm yet?
Recorded at the MTV Podcast Studio
Follow us: Antia Constable (@TiaTheStrange), Gavin Alaoen (@YoPanda), and Rich Tu (@Rich_Tu).
03. The Rise of Skywalker is Rotten, and The Last Jedi Sucks in the Middle
Third Impeachment is a Charm
What's a feasible protest schedule?
Rise of Skywalker is Rotten, and The Last Jedi sucks in the middle
2 out of 3 of us have Disney+
Cats makes Rich feel weird
Ghostbusters 4 looks good, and is that Ecto-1 gunner seat a toy reference?
Thumbs down on staging your own kidnapping
Shoutout to Jerry Ryan and CBS All Access
Recorded at the MTV Podcast Studio
Follow us: Antia Constable (@TiaTheStrange), Gavin Alaoen (@YoPanda), and Rich Tu (@Rich_Tu).
02. Is it Too Late for Idris Elba to Play James Bond?
This week the gang masters the soundboard and tackles life's hard Q's with even harder A's.
- We talk about Will Smith (again)
- Willow (the Val Kilmer version)
- Jackie Chan streetwear corner
- Michelle Yeoh is the OG Crazy Rich Asian
- Black Widow Trailer
- Is Idris Elba too Boomer to play James Bond?
- Robert Pattinson is Sparkle Batman and Michael B Jordan should be Superman
- See You Yesterday is dope
- Captain America the First Avenger is a bad movie
- Tyler Perry is good
- Eddie Murphy x PlutoNashBad
- Demolition Man Remake 2020
Recorded at the MTV Podcast Studio
Follow us: Antia Constable (@TiaTheStrange), Gavin Alaoen (@YoPanda), and Rich Tu (@Rich_Tu).
01. Big Meme Energy
The gang sits down for the first time (or more like the second time) at the MTV Podcast Studio and talks about:
- What we did for Thanksgiving
- CyberTrucks and broken windows
- Will Smith and Bad Boys 3
- James Bond 25
- The Origin of Mikaela’s not Impressed
- Nelly (and his new album???)
- Is Bruno Mars the “Male Beyonce”?
Recorded at the MTV Podcast Studio
Follow us: Antia Constable (@TiaTheStrange), Gavin Alaoen (@YoPanda), and Rich Tu (@Rich_Tu).