Between Two Bears

So it breaks down this way: you have your 4 Sonic Hard Seltzer flavors and we took those and put them in tiers and then we took the Big 12 Football teams and put those teams into the tiers. It's pretty simple. Shut up.

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Coach Mike McGraw joins us to chat about what it takes to be a collegiate golfer, and lies about Evan being better at golf.

NEW SEASON JUST DROPPED.

New Baylor NIL marketplace and Evan has the greatest week of his life.

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I'll be honest guys, I have no recollection of what this one was about. 

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We tried something new with this episode. We call it "making it sound like shit".

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HEY MIKE, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU BUDDY. DON'T HAVE A PODCAST DO YOU? DON'T HAVE YOUR ARMY OF LAWN PSYCHOS TO BACK YOU UP DO YOU!?!??!

Also we talk Baylor Multiverse.

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AMERICA THERE IS SOMETHING FISHY GOING ON IN WACO

and it is is a poorly performed, ill-conceived bit.

• Baylor Baseball coaching change
• Other Stuff, including stigmata and divorce.

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You heard it, unfortunately. Evan has a microphone worth a damn now. Not our fault. We don't know how he got it! You'll hear his voice with your ears more. Sorry.

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Totally normal episode with the same people.

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AN ALL-TIME HEATER. INTERVIEW WITH THE BADDEST MAN FROM LA PORTE, TEXAS. ALL MY HOMIES HATE FRIENDSWOOD.

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Ep. 20

• Reminiscing over our evening at a Waco-area drinking establishment the night of the 2021 National Championship. 
• Other Stuff 
• Matt might need to be gone for the next week or so, so what do we do?

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If life beats you down, have an airport beer.

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Bears be winnin.

Evan flies on a plane, with other people, notably, a woman.

Baylor plays on THURSDAY, not WEDNESDAY. Idiot.

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Nothing has made Matt more resentful of the Texas Longhorn's than the editing of this podcast.

The guests were great though. 

Also, Evan's lovely girlfriend left a voicemail per Evan's request.

Only sports talk here. That's all that is going on here.

Baylor Basketball, still pretty good.

Took some questions, had to remove one so we don't get cancelled.

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We had to bleep ourselves for the first time.

Other titles in consideration:

• Matt Gets a Soundboard
• Jim Grobe Prefers the Nasty Version of Wordle
• DD Richards
• I MakeA Da Pancake

Talked about sports a little.

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Max Garner (@MAXgBU21) is here. He did sports better than us.

We talk about little piggies and basketball. Alabama & WVU games.

Baylor Women's Bakkitball team was on a heater before we talked about them.

Baseball can be fun if you're an intelligent member of society, according to one of our Patrons.

What even is baseball?

How do you throw a ball with your palm?

Evan doesn't understand baseball, but he IS a Mets fan. That checks out.

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Evan purchased an Oculus and is hot now.

We talk about concussions.

Baylor played some games or whatever.

Evan makes a bet about a Baylor basketball player.

Referees are generally bad people.

Evan also did another ad-read.

Matt tells Evan to "shut the fuck up".

The episode ends abruptly.

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Pretty chill episode about basketball both male and female and the Mets. Winning basketball games gives us more better feelings in our insides than not winning the basketball games.

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Everything is really serious and not a joke anymore. Baylor sports are not joking. It's a real thing and it's very serious. It's not funny, and we aren't joking around.

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This week is the taint of the calendar.

• My son tells us about his Christmas
• Top 3 Moments of the calendar year
• Sugar Bowl

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Technical difficulties delayed this one, but we aren't sorry because this is a gift. Stop being so gd needy.

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They done fucked up now.

Baylor Bears, your 2021 Conference Champions.

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Talkin' streams on today's episode.

Lincoln Riley, USC, and Twitter Streams

Streamin' the Game on Saturday

Baylor Basketball Row Row Rowing The Boat Gently Down the Stream

Matt had to use Evan's bathroom on Monday

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Short and sweet and we aren't even talking about Matt.

Baylor @ KState

Big12 Stupidity

Many Schools Will End Up Unfulfilled

Baylor Basketball

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Great weekend. Lots of things happened.

I don't feel great so make up your own idea of what good show notes are.

You think I give a shit?

I don't.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LymQHgJY4J0

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New Orleans

Joey McGuire, Not His Fault When It Happens

This is a Texas Football Twitter Podcast

Evan Does An Ad Read

Baylor Basketball

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Dude I don't even know.

Messages

Cool Song

Patterson

Texas

Special Teams Coach step-Monkey son of Stripper Girlfriend Pole Assassin Bites Child on Halloween

11am Kicks / UT

Halloween

Evan Doesn't Know What A Grill Mark Is

4/5 Wife Guys Recommend This Podcast

TFW Dinah Blows Her Horn

Chat w/ @kyleumlang

A Day In The Life of Vibes and Drinks

No New Eses

BYEEEEE Week

Cougar Sous Vide

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