Bike is Short for Bichael
By Katherine and Maddie
A podcast about absolutely nothing. Hosted by Katherine & Maddie. 🚲
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Bike is Short for BichaelJan 14, 2023
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63: This Past Week Has Felt Like a Year and Two Months
0:06 Hi Maddie Hi Katherine
0:50 The Italian French Border
1:38 Maddie forgot Katherine’s birthday
3:38 Remember Maddie’s birthday episode?
4:35 This week has felt like over a year
5:40 Sometimes podcasts enlist all their episodes
6:16 This podcast is for no one
8:48 Unrewarding conversation
9:02 Do you remember a time before podcasts when you just had conversations?
11:14 How do you know someone else’s name?
13:00 Maddie laughs so hard she cries
14:06 Mini bus
15:00 the USA is a long drive from Italy
16:07 It could be you your friend another friend and another friend
17:13 So you know email?
17:37 My thumbs are just too big
18:08 Carting around your desktop computer is the worst
19:04 Pay him like a buck
22:57 The Big Room
23:30 It’s Amazon in person
24:38 Katherine’s brothers are logged in to Maddie’s mom’s DisneyPlus
25:57 Tubi
26:22 Maddie is paying to watch Instagram Reels
29:30 THE newspaper
33:21 ESPN
34:50 I can tell you don’t like it
36:11 You know the Titanic?
36:47 How much would this cost???
38:03 No shoes
38:30 We did it one time before
45:00 airbnbs
48:45 texting Mom
49:23 That was a good enough amount of businesses
49:45 still being recognized in the wild
53:28 M&M colours
54:29 I love pools
55:03 Pay a guy a buck
Jul 11, 202357:38
Bonus: Ice Cube Tray
A bonus clip to celebrate our 40th episode. This is a throwback to Summer Episode 31 and is us struggling with the ice cube tray for about 5 minutes. PLEASE ONLY LISTEN TO THIS IF YOU ARE ON OUR PATREON. THIS IS THE HONOUR SYSTEM. THANK YOU.
Jan 14, 202305:30
28: We Rented Bikes (And Now We Can't Shut Up About It)
It's the middle fo the work day but Maddie and Katherine stepped out of the office because we love our bichaelists that much. If you are ever in Killarney we 10/10 recommend renting bikes.
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1. We have huge news 2. We rode bikes 3. Go look at that meme 4. Everything will be revealed 5. “We didn’t record Bichael this week” 6. Maddie is actually funny 7. Watch tan 8. We rode bikes 9. Bichael goes on tour 10. Tour de Bichael 11. Venmo ad 12. We rode bikes 13. Snow White 14. We rode bikes 15. We went kayaking 16. Shout Out Leah 17. Round of applause 18. No one has proposed at my wedding 19. Shout out Andrew 20. Speak, Dog 21. Revealing microphone secrets 22. What’s one important skill you think everyone should have 23. Cooking 24. Cursive 25. 24 hours in a day 26. We rode bikes 27. Tell them we sent you 28. If you could change one thing about your job what would it be? 29. Favorite class from college 30. Pirates of the Caribbean 31. Gnomes 32. Maddie doesn’t know how to pose a question 33. Fell off her bichael 34. Did you know we rented bikes? bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com
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1. We have huge news 2. We rode bikes 3. Go look at that meme 4. Everything will be revealed 5. “We didn’t record Bichael this week” 6. Maddie is actually funny 7. Watch tan 8. We rode bikes 9. Bichael goes on tour 10. Tour de Bichael 11. Venmo ad 12. We rode bikes 13. Snow White 14. We rode bikes 15. We went kayaking 16. Shout Out Leah 17. Round of applause 18. No one has proposed at my wedding 19. Shout out Andrew 20. Speak, Dog 21. Revealing microphone secrets 22. What’s one important skill you think everyone should have 23. Cooking 24. Cursive 25. 24 hours in a day 26. We rode bikes 27. Tell them we sent you 28. If you could change one thing about your job what would it be? 29. Favorite class from college 30. Pirates of the Caribbean 31. Gnomes 32. Maddie doesn’t know how to pose a question 33. Fell off her bichael 34. Did you know we rented bikes? bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com
Jun 23, 202235:03
3: A Variety of Music Recommendations
100% real, legit, this isn't a bit, music recommendations. (The outtakes at the end may be funnier than the actual segment.)
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1. Katherine doesn’t live in the laundry room 2. Pope Pictures 3. da Vinci? 4. 49 Listens 5. Sponsorship 6. Deodorant Revisited 7. Take a shot every time we say “it’s a bop” 8. We can’t shut up about LaCroix even though we hate it 9. Chicken Sandwich 10. Bichael Restaurant 11. Is this actually funny? 12. Not sure if it’s gonna work 13. Vote 14. Airport Bathrooms 15. Bloopers
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1. Katherine doesn’t live in the laundry room 2. Pope Pictures 3. da Vinci? 4. 49 Listens 5. Sponsorship 6. Deodorant Revisited 7. Take a shot every time we say “it’s a bop” 8. We can’t shut up about LaCroix even though we hate it 9. Chicken Sandwich 10. Bichael Restaurant 11. Is this actually funny? 12. Not sure if it’s gonna work 13. Vote 14. Airport Bathrooms 15. Bloopers
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Dec 12, 202154:04
24: The LaCroix Debate feat. James and Jason
Bichael Podcast is on the road this week as they visit James and Jason to debate LaCroix. James and Jason are wrong, just in general. They all taste test sparkling water/selzers, James imagines that the LaCroix factory is kinda like Willy Wonka, Jason wants a rat, and one crazy person among the group confesses that they don't use water to brush their teeth.
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1. Jason’s employer never learned his named 2. A domestic feud has brought us here today 3. “For the listeners” 4. Introducing our sparkling drink line up 5. Blind taste test 6. The Tesco Lad 7. “There is a bang of peach off that” 8. James sets the scene 9. Bichael on the road 10. We’re sitting on the roof of a chapel 11. Pizza break 12. That LaCroix is not fresh, it’s been unrefrigerated, sitting in a basement, next to a brewery, spiders, and potentially rats 13. Spider Place 14. If you don’t get the plain one that means you have Rona 15. LaCroix looks like a public bus seat 16. The LaCroix factory is like Willy Wonka 17. “I don’t burp full stop.” -James 18. What’s the CDC? 19. Critics of De Croix 20. Central Disease Centre 21. “Something can taste like a chemical and not taste bad.” -Maddie 22. Tap water is free 23. Greek Yogurt 24. Seems like no one won that debate 25. Jason loves rats 26. Domestic rats are different from sewer rats 27. You do not need water to brush your teeth 28. James brushes his teeth for 5 minutes 29. Pea sized amount not Pee size 30. James is allergic to penicillin 31. Callum cameo 32. 🇨🇮🇮🇪
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1. Jason’s employer never learned his named 2. A domestic feud has brought us here today 3. “For the listeners” 4. Introducing our sparkling drink line up 5. Blind taste test 6. The Tesco Lad 7. “There is a bang of peach off that” 8. James sets the scene 9. Bichael on the road 10. We’re sitting on the roof of a chapel 11. Pizza break 12. That LaCroix is not fresh, it’s been unrefrigerated, sitting in a basement, next to a brewery, spiders, and potentially rats 13. Spider Place 14. If you don’t get the plain one that means you have Rona 15. LaCroix looks like a public bus seat 16. The LaCroix factory is like Willy Wonka 17. “I don’t burp full stop.” -James 18. What’s the CDC? 19. Critics of De Croix 20. Central Disease Centre 21. “Something can taste like a chemical and not taste bad.” -Maddie 22. Tap water is free 23. Greek Yogurt 24. Seems like no one won that debate 25. Jason loves rats 26. Domestic rats are different from sewer rats 27. You do not need water to brush your teeth 28. James brushes his teeth for 5 minutes 29. Pea sized amount not Pee size 30. James is allergic to penicillin 31. Callum cameo 32. 🇨🇮🇮🇪
May 15, 202101:05:46
17: I Have a Question
Today we ask each other questions that are not controversial yet somehow become controversial so we agree to disagree. We are in the midst of preparing for Holy Week and Easter so our brains are losing it.
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1. Chug 2. She doesn’t want to be perceived 3. You guys would really care if we didn’t post this week 4. Different air quality 5. Shout out 6. No Jeff 7. Segway 8. Scented vs Unscented 9. Hypothetically speaking what if a bird broke into your house 10. Children should get an education 11. “Why are we forcing children to learn how to read?” 12. Vibe until they’re eleven 13. They’re stupid 14. Cactuses 15. Mojave desert and no legs 16. Jesus had Christmas lights 17. I don’t want to say you’re stupid 18. Do we need water? 19. Another Hypothetical 20. An Italian Magpie 21. Maddie likes grape now 22. No podcast or a nape 23. “Education” is “good” 24. I did get an education, I just don’t think I should have 25. Hate you more now 26. Assumptions bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com
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1. Chug 2. She doesn’t want to be perceived 3. You guys would really care if we didn’t post this week 4. Different air quality 5. Shout out 6. No Jeff 7. Segway 8. Scented vs Unscented 9. Hypothetically speaking what if a bird broke into your house 10. Children should get an education 11. “Why are we forcing children to learn how to read?” 12. Vibe until they’re eleven 13. They’re stupid 14. Cactuses 15. Mojave desert and no legs 16. Jesus had Christmas lights 17. I don’t want to say you’re stupid 18. Do we need water? 19. Another Hypothetical 20. An Italian Magpie 21. Maddie likes grape now 22. No podcast or a nape 23. “Education” is “good” 24. I did get an education, I just don’t think I should have 25. Hate you more now 26. Assumptions bikeisshortforbichaelpodcast@gmail.com
Mar 31, 202143:56