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Scott is a charismatic, fun-loving, adjective hating Irishman who also happens to be pretty smart on all (well most) things computer science. Zelda is a passionate, quirky American lady with Mexican heritage. Sometimes Zelda scares Scott. And sometimes Scott exasperates Zelda. But together they make a pretty good team. They are currently based somewhere in Ireland.
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BSB Episode 10, Part 1 – 'Dopesick' review and big Pharma
Scott and Zelda do a review of the streaming series 'Dopesick' staring Michael Keaton, Will Poulter, Kaitlyn Dever and Peter Sarsgaard. This series comes out at a time when the world is struggling to understand two years of a 'pandemic' that seems to be pushed by big Pharma. 'Dopesick' has astounding similarities and parallels to what has transpired since Spring 2020. Similarities such as drug companies seemingly taking over healthcare thanks to dirty politicians, unsuspecting doctors and the media. The real victims, as we will probably find out in 70 years, are the people who take the drugs.  *Opinions in this podcast are for entertainment purposes and you should seek medical advise from your doctor or your healthcare provider. 
January 04, 2022
BSB Episode 9, Part 2 – Holiday in Derry and Belfast
'Help! This is a cry for help!' - Scott Come hear the tale of Scott and Zelda and their boozy holiday in Northern Ireland. From a Calcutta-esque train ride, rancid hamburgers in Belfast, to maskless glory in Derry (or Londonderry...whatever is your persuasion), it was a classic Scott and Zelda adventure.
August 31, 2021
BSB Episode 9, Part 1 – Afghanistan, spiritual dark ages, and taco talk
'If somebody tries to bump you, you just shoot them.' - Zelda They came unprepared but ended up having a conversation about the weird things going on in Afghanistan. Scott is fascinated with the Taliban riding around in bumper cars. He gives us a history lesson on stoned Taliban and fentanyl. They also talk about the spiritual aspect of what is going on. Who is pulling the strings? The Reptilians. Scott discusses the dark ages of the past and the dark winter we are about to experience. Lastly, Zelda tells Scott about the time her Mexican family tricked her into attending church with promises of tacos. Such a cheerful discussion. Take care of your pineal glands, Friends!
August 30, 2021
BSB Episode 8, Part 2- Cyber stuff and The Chosen series
Good news! Jesus appeared to Scott and Zelda. After a rundown on the Cyber Polygon and New World Order talk, they talk about the new series they're trying not to binge (because there are only two seasons) called The Chosen. No before you go away and tune out, it has a high production value and it's not all Jesus-ey. It doesn't matter if you're an atheist or a saint, this series is really just what the universe ordered during the obvious apocalypse. And also, Jesus has some good one-liners. This episode is a juxtaposition of the reality of the evil going on in the world and the goodness of the message of Jesus via this fantastic series. Maybe love is the answer. Even when the world government is trying to kill us.
July 15, 2021
BSB Episode 8, Part 1 – Haiti, Cuba and the Irish problem
Klaus Schwab's dystopian wet dream seems to be accelerating as we are bombarded by the news this past week. Are some of these just distractions? Or is something more sinister approaching? First up, Haitian president Jovenel Moise was mysteriously assassinated. Moise was one of few world leaders who refused the global vaccination program. Scott also talks about the connection between Moise and other assassinated leaders. Viva Cuba! There was also a huge anti-government demonstration in Cuba. Reuters reported the uprising but cited that part of it had to do with covid. The truth is that they are tired of the communist regime and prefer freedom. Zelda also talks about the difference between Stalin like communism and Nazi nationalist socialism. And woe to the Irish. Vaccine passports will be implemented so that only vaccinated people can have pints and a night out indoors. Meanwhile, the un-vaccinated will remain out in the rain. But don't try getting a fake one. You'll be charged €2,000 if you're caught with a black-market passport. If you would like to record a voice message so we can play in our next podcast, visit our page. Guzheng City by Kevin MacLeod Link: License: Island Meet And Greet by Kevin MacLeod Link: License: Celtic Impulse by Kevin MacLeod Link: License:
July 13, 2021
BSB Episode 7 – Doth protest too much
Scott and Zelda decided to take some action and join the Dublin protest last Saturday, 3 June. They found themselves a bit disappointed at the turnout. And mostly because they had to walk five miles. It truly felt like a modern-day walk of shame.  They explain why the duds that were the Dublin and Cork protests are significant in assessing the temperament of the nation. They also rant about the 'pilot' concert that featured clowns in pig pens, getting antigen tests, and, yup, still wearing masks outdoors.  Hide your kids. Hide your wife. We're living in a dystopian nightmare and Scott and Zelda are not pleased. CREDITS: Music: Voxel Revolution by Kevin MacLeod Link: License: Hillbilly Swing by Kevin MacLeod Link: License:
July 06, 2021
BSB Episode 6, Part 2 – Doomsday prepping
I don’t know what they’re limited to, but I heard a couple of nude sources. Scott Scott’s nude sources revealed the truth of what’s going on in the UK and the EU. To prepare for the impending apocalypse they have started to prepare by food prepping, diversifying the portfolio, and giving out as usual in […]
June 29, 2021
BSB Episode 6, Part 1 – John McAfee and the Cyber Polygon
And before they knew it, they had a new wife… Scott Scott and Zelda talk about the mysterious ‘suicide’ of tech giant and nefarious tax evader, John McAfee. He got off the smokes in a Spanish prison on 23 June 2021. Some say it was a ‘quantum suicide’, and the conspiracy enthusiast are already coming […]
June 25, 2021
BSB Episode 5, Part 2 – Paris, the Great Unifier
Scott: How did you get to the airport? Zelda: On an airplane. Scott & Zelda This is the true (well from what we can remember because we were mostly pissed) story of us, Scott and Zelda. From eating handmade noodles to meeting Paris Pete in San Michel, we had quite an adventure. The first of […]
May 23, 2021
BSB Episode 5, Part 1 – The Crypto Beans
What are you going to do when the lights go out? Scott Last episode Scott and Zelda talked about Bitcoin. Since they last spoke to their adoring fans, there has been some more information and revelations concerning crypto and blockchain. Who is Elon Musk? How does he have the power to move the crypto market? […]
May 17, 2021
BSB Episode 4, Part 2 – One Year After Corona
Here’s six hundred bucks! Good luck. Have fun. Zelda What is Bitcoin anyway? No one knows but it’s going up. Scott and Zelda delve into the financial consequences, or lack of consequences, during this pandemic. Talk about the ‘big distraction’. What has stood the test of time? Gold and silver. There is something fishy about […]
March 04, 2021
BSB Episode 4, Part 1 – One Year After Corona
They should start calling us the acquiescent Irish. Scott One year after they told us this weird Chinese virus that came from a bat, Scott and Zelda assess the current situation. CREDITS: Music: Sneaky Snitch by Kevin MacLeod Link: License:
February 24, 2021
BSB Episode 3, Part 2 – End of Days: Corona Virus, Deal With It
I’m not drunk. I’m just drinking. Zelda Steering away from the current madness, Scott and Zelda ponder the hit Netflix show, Tiger King. Why doesn’t that meth guy wear a shirt? Does Scott secretly want to pet a tiger? These are necessary and intriguing questions that are answered in Part 2 of this episode. CREDITS: […]
March 28, 2020
BSB Episode 3, Part 1 – End of Days: Corona Virus, Deal With It
Is it even a real thing? Scott Greetings Earthlings! The apocalypse is officially here! Are you prepared? We’re sure you’ve heard this little thing called COVID-19, also known as Corona Virus. It’s been a while since we did the podcast thing, but we believe that recent events call for discussion. Also, we’re going stir crazy […]
March 28, 2020
BSB Episode 2, Part 2 – Apu Doc Might Send Him Packing
I don’t know any of those words. – Scott Poor Apu (from The Simpsons). He might have to go back to India. His life in America is reaching an expiration date. Turns out this week’s news story, generated by Scott’s program, is about actor/comedian Hari Kondabolu’s documentary, The Problem with Apu. The problem being the […]
May 06, 2018
BSB Episode 2, Part 1 – The Snooker
If someone can’t reach a shot, there’s a long stick with an ‘X’ that they can rest their cue on. – Scott In the history of the universe, has a non-sports podcast ever talked about snooker? Not likely. But you, our faithful listener, are going to get a strong dose of snooker knowledge today. The […]
May 06, 2018
BSB Episode 1, Part 2 – Where Do the Chickens Go?
I want to know…how do you normally store your chicken? – Zelda Whatever shelf is not full of chocolate at the time – Scott (Episode 1, Part 2) BSB Episode 1, Part 2 Scott wrote this program to scrape Google news and randomly pick out a news story.  Once the story is picked, we read the […]
April 28, 2018
BSB Episode 1, Part 1 – And So It Begins
“Some people have these fancy phones that you can text people on.” – Scott (Episode 1, Part 1) We were inspired by our favorite Youtube channel Truth Stream Media to start our own podcast that, we hope, is both entertaining and controversial. Scott is a computer engineer from the heart of Dublin and, I, Zelda […]
April 28, 2018