Blood & Syrup: A Vampire the Masquerade Podcast
By Blood & Syrup: A Vampire the Masquerade Podcast
Blood & Syrup: A Vampire the Masquerade PodcastApr 14, 2020
2.19 - A Rude Awakening
Something is very wrong at Desanti General Hospital. Val (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Evangeline (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) awoke to daylight streaming in, a snake attacking them, and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Doris (Clare Blackwood, @clareblackwood) missing, with signs of a struggle. As they fought their way out of their room, Everett found himself in a helicopter with kindred claiming they work for the council. What is this mysterious Asp Protocol that has been initiated, and where is Doris? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), with special guest ‘his new baby occasionally babbling happily away in the background’.
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2.18 - The Asp Protocol
The coterie finally had a moment together following the traumatic events of the night. Val (Del Borovic, @deltastic) tried and failed to comfort a despondent Evangeline (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring), Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) struggled with a lack of kindred blood to feed upon, and Doris (Clare Blackwood, @clareblackwood) in her usual fashion, dropped hints of even more trouble ahead for the sheriff. Will a day’s rest be enough to face what a new night will bring? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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2.17 - That’s When You Knew
The coterie finally made their way to Desanti General Hospital. Doris (Clare Blackwood, @clareblackwood) sought to use maggots to both heal and experiment on her arm, Val (Del Borovic, @deltastic) brought along a stunned Evangeline (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring), and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) awoke to news of the death of Kane, the Brujah Clan leader. How will the coterie face the day, knowing they must leave yet another crime for the day shift? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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2.16 - STAY CALM! STAY CALM!
The coterie faced the immediate aftermath of the massacre. A traumatized Evangeline (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) began to realize the true horror of her reality, Doris (Clare Blackwood, @clareblackwood) seemed to be relatively unfazed, despite her newly-missing arm, and Val (Del Borovic, @deltastic) began the long work of cleaning up, handing over a still-unconscious Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) to the Desanti EMS. How will the coterie answer for the murder of a clan leader? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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2.15 - Forward Together or Dead Apart
The coterie continued their desperate struggle to survive the ongoing massacre. Evangeline (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring), realizing her duty, raced back to help her fellow kindred, Doris (Clare Blackwood, @clareblackwood) broke the compulsion controlling Val (Del Borovic, @deltastic), and Val managed to tear apart Esme’s head, but not before Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was driven into torpor. Where do they go from here with no enemy left alive to interrogate about the coming of Lilith? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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2.14 - All Hail Lilith
The chaos of the town hall massacre continued relentlessly. Evangeline (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring), finally free of the frenzy but traumatized, turned and ran, Doris (Clare Blackwood, @clareblackwood) won her battle of wills, and Val (Del Borovic, @deltastic), compelled by a witch to attack her own friends, tore off Doris’s arm. Will the shots fired on the witch by Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt), be enough to break the compulsion and save Doris? Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante).
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2.13 - Eating Each Other
The coterie found themselves outnumbered by their enemies. Evangeline (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) was staked by Val (Del Borovic, @deltastic) before she could attack Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt), Doris (Clare Blackwood, @clareblackwood) and a witch began a battle for control of each other’s mind and just as Val seemed to have the upper hand, she was assailed by a new hulking figure that had just arrived. How many more evil creatures can the coterie possibly face before they are overwhelmed? Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante).
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Update on episode releases for season 2
Hey folx, quick update. For the foreseeable future, instead of weekly releases, B&S will be dropping bi-weekly (every other week). That means there won't be a new episode this week but there will be one on September 14th! AND WE PROMISE IT'S A GOOD ONE!
2.12 - Town Hall Massacre
The coterie arrived at the town hall meeting, though in slightly different ways. Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt), Doris (Clare Blackwood, @clareblackwood) and Val (Del Borovic, @deltastic) attempted to allay the concerns of the council members, but not before 5 frenzied vampires burst into the room and a mysterious voice announced that the experiment had failed, the prophecy was true, and they would all eat other. Will the feasting begin with Everett as Evangeline (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) heads straight for his neck? Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante).
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2.11 - Town Hall Meeting
The coterie was notified that a Town Hall meeting was about to begin in response to a slew of murders at the hands of vampires. Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) reluctantly agreed that it was his duty to attend, Doris’s (Clare Blackwood, @clareblackwood) tarot cards warned of great danger and a meeting of the minds, Val (Del Borovic, @deltastic) hated pretty much everything, and Evangeline (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring), along with 4 other captives, was forced into a frenzy, soon to be unleashed on an unsuspecting Town Hall. Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante).
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2.10 - Alabaster Kane
Val (Del Borovic, @deltastic) and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) avoided talking about the whole “Dad” thing as they returned to the station, Doris (Clare Blackwood, @clareblackwood) interrogated their prisoner and learned that someone with terrifying skill had tampered with his memory, and Evangeline (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) awoke in a basement, facing a cauldron of boiling blood and a strange and powerful vampire, her face concealed by a beaded veil. Just what is this new vampire’s plan for a brighter future? Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante).
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2.09 - The Woman In Black
Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Val (Del Borovic, @deltastic) captured one of their assailants, but only after Val murdered the other two and called Everett “Dad,” Evangeline (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) was drained of blood to the point of torpor, and Doris (Clare Blackwood, @clareblackwood) was treated at Desanti General Hospital, then climbed on top of a taxi, having apparently expected a horse and carriage. Will the coterie heed the voice on Everett’s radio and abandon New Haven and throw themselves at the mercy of Lilith and her Children? Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante).
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2.08 - Under Attack
With the shooters having blown up the squad car, damaged Cherry and peeled away in different directions, the coterie commandeered two vehicles and split up to cover more ground. Doris (Clare Blackwood, @clareblackwood) stayed behind to watch the crime scene and had a meaningful conversation about nothing with occult shop owner Margery Pritchard, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) and Val (Del Borovic, @deltastic) cornered one of the vans in an alley and began their attack, and Evangeline found the second van as it came out of nowhere and crashed into her. Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante).
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2.07 - Spinning Wheels
The coterie discovered that the corpse was indeed a snare meant to lure in vampires when a powerful ward blasted Doris back in a burst of white fire. With missing surveillance footage and a number of recent staff changes at the Sunset Retirement Home, it seems that the planning behind the attack was more sophisticated than originally suspected. Who amongst the coterie will survive the flurry of bullets now raining down upon them? Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) and players Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Everett, Clare Blackwood (@clareblackwood) as Doris, Del Borovic (@deltastic) as Val and Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Evangeline.
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2.06 - A Normal Night
The Coterie arrived at the Sunset Retirement Home to gather evidence and find those who had sent the frenzied attackers. Evangeline (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) explained to Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) how they investigate crimes, Doris (Clare Blackwood, @clareblackwood) compelled Loreley Beerfass to reveal that it had not, in fact, been a “normal night” and Val (Del Borovic, @deltastic) broke into a locked shed only to find bloody symbols on the ground and a corpse, its flayed face contorted in a scream. Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante).
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2.05 - The Sunset Retirement Home
With a moment to breathe, the coterie were formally introduced. CCTV footage revealed that the frenzying kindred, all from different clans, had been released on the station’s doorstep by two vans from the Sunset Retirement Home. This revelation confirmed the coterie’s suspicions that the attack was intentional. But how will the deputies react to Everett’s decision to promptly erase the video?
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2.04 - Introductions
Our coterie apprised Everett of the current situation. Before her murder, Princess Cleopatra started the New Haven project against the objections of many. Now, Everett must pretend to be the legitimate sheriff and our coterie must keep the citizens of New Haven under control. Otherwise, every human and Kindred alike will be liquidated. Amidst potential threats from the Children of Lilith and an influx of Kindred refugees putting stress on the town’s blood supply, can the coterie contain the situation now with a potential Drac problem on their hands?
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2.03 - The Situation
Our coterie had their first taste of action as four Kindred attacked in a hunger frenzy. After two of the Vampires were quickly dispatched, the leader of Clan Ventrue in New Haven, Fabienne Lacroix, was paralyzed and the deputies turned to see Everett feeding on the remaining attacker. Will Everett successfully diablerize another Kindred? And what will our deputies make of their new sheriff’s tastes?
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2.02 - Hunger Frenzy
Everett was sent to Calgary to save Ridley’s mother, but contrary to the easy administrative job that had been arranged for him in New Haven, the situation in town was desperate and the role of sheriff was immediately thrust upon him. Deputies Doris, Val and Evangeline began a night like any other, but arrived at the station only to find frenzying Kindred trying to break down the door and kill them all. How will the coterie handle the ticking time bomb that is New Haven and their first crisis with an untested sheriff?
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2.01 - Welcome to New Haven
Welcome, my Kindred, to the second season of Blood & Syrup, a Vampire: The Masquerade live-play podcast. I am Sylvanja Dracul, your host through this World of Darkness. Our heroes successfully defeated the Orphans, as commanded by the Prince of Montreal, but their situation hasn't gotten any better. Iris is away on tour, Damian Black has kidnapped Ridley's mother, and Everett's crises of conscience are growing more deadly as Montreal falls deeper into the shadows of the Camarilla and the Vampire mafia. How will the coterie escape their blackmailers and keep Montreal from washing away in a tide of blood?
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1.70 - Leather & Guts
The coterie have collected their gear and formed their plans for assaulting Oliver Twist’s. Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) determined Dr. Skull could jump between bodies by cutting his head off, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) knocked over a jewelry store with the Bear Boys to get them a supply of silver, and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) found a dealer and sourced some Drac in case Iris needed to use the demon to save the day. What will happen once the assault has begun? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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1.69 - Iris Conducts An Experiment
Back together, our coterie’s mission has grown ever-more complicated. Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) managed to distract her sire but will soon have to leave to host a tv show, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) has the bouchards looking for his mom and looking into Damien Blach, and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried to talk to Dr Skull before giving up in frustration. What will happen now they need to move on the Orphans? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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1.68 - The Next Sappho
At long last, the coterie have been reunited. Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) relayed the story of her adventures to the group who had plenty of questions, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) told her what they had been up to before objecting strongly to the idea of killing her stalkers, and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was yanked into the morgue by the animated corpse of Dr. Skull who’s desperate to tell him a story. What will happen with Dr. Skull, Iris’s sire and Ridley’s phone call? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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1.67 - A Complicated Reunion
After being pounced by Emily's jealous mate, Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) was introduced to the rest of Emily's pack, including their leader Lycanan Greywood. Lycanan informed Iris that the street drug Drac has been creating unnatural werewolves and vampires and is linked to the demon Metathiax, the dark creature who dwells beneath Montreal (and occasionally has possessed Iris herself!). He enlists her help in stopping its flow and finding justice for Dominque Looney, the werewolf Iris killed in the Wild Hunt! With Emily beyond her reach, Iris returns to the coterie, where an unexpected visitor awaits...
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1.66 - The Darkness Under The Mountain
While Ridley and Everett continue their adventure, Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) searches for info about her brother, Iggy. After being threatened by an inquisitor, Iris and Emily searched Iggy’s apartment, then sought help from Emily’s pack only for a jealous werewolf to pounce Iris! With the death of the werewolf Dominique Looney on her hands, and a surprising kiss from Emily still lingering on her lips, can Iris survive meeting the pack? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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1.65 - The Money Pit
Things are getting complicated for the coterie minus Iris. Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) managed to talk to Billy Kincaid with the help of the mysterious “Nurse” before finding out the detective was fated to die, while Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found himself blackmailed by Damian Black who has kidnapped Ridley’s mum. Will the coterie be able to continue their immortal mission now that the people closest to them are in very mortal danger? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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1.64 - A Stranger Calls
With Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) off on their own adventure, Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) is in search of answers about her ne’er-do-well brother Iggy’s connections to the vampire drug Drac. But first, she must reunite with Emily and get a new lay of the land. Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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1.63 - A Change In Management
While Iris’s side quest continues, the rest of the Coterie made their way to Billy Kincaid’s hospital.
Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) talked his way inside while impersonating a surgeon before assaulting a patient to give his companion computer access. Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) found Billy’s room before disguising himself as a nurse to hide his face and forehead bullet wound. They’re closing in on Billy’s room, but what will happen now that a mysterious vampire has seen them? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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1.62 - Dr. Beef, Trauma Surgeon
While Iris was off on her own side quest, the rest of the Coterie met with Sgt. McGregor in a graveyard. Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) found out Jocelyn St. James was continuing her vampire killing spree and Billy Kincaide was in the hospital, while Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) made plans to expand his taxi cab empire and impersonate a doctor to get access to Everett’s wounded friend! Can they save Billy Kincaid from the wounds Iris unknowingly inflicted upon her? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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1.61 - The Crusade Didn’t Die
While Iris is away on her own side quest, the rest of the Coterie are still recovering from their battle with the Inquisition. Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) tried to find a way to accept his life as a Vampire, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) got some magic Vampire medication and planned to take out the Orphans, and Harvey got a job working animal control! Can the coterie find the targets they’re looking for before the Orphans start looking for them? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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1.60 - The White-Fanged Line
The Coterie have two weeks to get prepared to go after the Orphans. Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) began hunting for victims to heal Ridley and suffered a Messy Successy, while Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) reconnected with the Bear Boys who had become the Silver Foxes and sorted out getting his vampire killing gloves! Can the coterie find what they need to take down a vampire biker gang? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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1.59 - Hunting & Healing
The Coterie sorted out their plans in the morgue they’d been given by Angelo Di Santi. Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was concerned about the reach of the Inquisition and suggested laying low, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) laid out a plan to destroy the orphans but needs to be nursed back to health, and Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) is worried about Iggy while the others are worried about her demon! Can the coterie lay low for two weeks to enact their plans, or will things go wrong yet again? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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1.58 - Of Demons & Orphans
The Coterie moved into a new home provided by the mysterious Angelo Di Santi. Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) checked Instagram to review the fallout from the Inquisition’s attack on Montreal, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) found any moments of tranquility eluding him, and Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was haunted by the loss of TJ Malone. Will the coterie be able to come up with a plan to defeat the Orphans and steal a strip club? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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1.57 - There’s No Place Like Morgue
The Coterie met with the Prince and found themselves a temporary new home. Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) agreed to the Prince’s terms to become the Lieutenants of West Montreal, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) rode with Nathan Dinkledorff and ended up growing attached to his new crew member, and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) focused on the task at hand as they received new apartments from Angelo Di Santi. Will the coterie finally manage to rest, recover and begin their war on the Orphans? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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1.56 - An Audience With The Prince
The Coterie are being brought in to meet the Prince after a number of issues were brought to a head. Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) adapted quickly to Everett’s new secret and offers solutions though they were turned down, Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) suggested they get a therapist for their detective companion, and a deeply troubled Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) led them to a mysterious new ally before they were called into the Prince’s chamber! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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1.55 - Hunger Dilemma
The Coterie are awaiting their audience with the Prince and had a few minutes to catch up. Newly in charge Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) asked the other what lines they should draw during the negotiations, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found out Iris knows Everett’s secret and demands to be let in on it, and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) finally reveals that he eats other Vampires! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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1.54 - The Socratic Method
The Coterie have arrived at Elysium and found themselves at the centre of attention. Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) used his street smarts to find an armed robber to pump for information, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) almost ate another vampire and got himself decapitated, and Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) discovered an unlikely ally who helped keep Everett undead before the Prince drew all eyes to her! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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1.53 - Elysium At Last
The Coterie have escaped the Inquisition’s trap but at a terrible cost. Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) dealt with a demon and suffered the costs of her bargain to her immortal body, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) lost TJ Malone and the Bear Boys while suffering injuries that left him barely functional, and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) formed an alliance with an Anarch and learned that the Elysium is not what it seems. Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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1.52 - Faith Hunters
The coterie’s battle is still continuing, though they’ve been separated by the battle! Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was dragged clear by a new ally or possible threat, Iris (Megan Miles, @meegiemiles) survived being staked but her demon powers are waning, and Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) went to war with the surviving SWAT team members before armoured inquisitors showed up! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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1.51 - Sgt. McGregor
Our coterie are still entangled in a brutal fight with the FBI, CSIS and the Inquisition. Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was taken from the scene by a friendly stranger, Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) embraced her inner demon and killed several police officers before being staked into torpor, and Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) returned to TJ Malones summoning an army of Bear Boys to get his friends clear before discovering a sun-devastated Harvey! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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1.50 - Double the Dose
Our coterie have been ambushed by the FBI, CSIS and the Inquisition. Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) escaped the bar though he was forced to leave Harvey behind, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) was shot in the head and carted off by a mysterious stranger, and Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) arrived at the scene and is debating taking Drac to save her, unknowing already “safe”. friends! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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1.49 - Under Siege
It’s the night of Elysium and everything has gone to absolute hell for our coterie. The FBI attacked TJ Malone’s and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) did his best to stealth away from the scene unnoticed, Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) prepared for a social event oblivious to her friend’s danger, and Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) was hit with a light grenade before he could escape! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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1.48 - Neighbourhood Watch
The coterie’s night off became a complete and total disaster! Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) turned Jocelyn St James into a kindred, Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) tried to sort out Everett’s feelings before the vampire hunter turned vampire escaped and Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) discovered a demon form when she was ambushed and is hearing a new voice in her head! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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1.47 - The Snack Room
Things have become tremendously complicated for the coterie in just a few scant minutes! The alleyway meeting was attacked by armed men and Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) tore them apart with his bare hands, the vampire hunter Jocelyn St James was shot and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) decided to turn her into another kindred against her wishes rather than watch her die, and Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) invited her brother over and he dosed her with Drac! Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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1.46 - The Cost of Success
The coterie are finishing their preparations for the upcoming Elysium! Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) rested up and sorted out the dress she’s going to wear, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) led Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) to meet their new unlikely ally, the vampire hunter Jocelyn St. James, and while trying to figure out if she could be trusted and appear like legitimate friends, Everett and Ridley rolled simultaneous Messy Successy’s! What horrors await this new alliance of the night? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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1.45 - G’day St. James
The coterie are gearing up for Montreal’s first Elysium in decades! Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) is reclaiming her own identity alongside Emily in her apartment, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) forced Ridley to take care of a situation where the Bear Boys kidnapped a police officer before they went shopping, and Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) pretended to be a movie producer to get Kyle Minogue to create more bullets for the coterie and special vampire killing gloves for Ridley! What horrors await them all at Elysium? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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1.44 - The Producers
The coterie escaped the the club and found sanctuary at Mayday Malone’s before setting off to recover in their own ways! Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) is slowly healing while he hunts for a metalworker to make more silver bullets, Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) needs to buy new clothes and have his fated meeting with Joslyn St. James, and Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) was cleared of the murder of Gordon Stevenson and reunited with Emily! What horrible surprise awaits the coterie now that everything seems to be going right? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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1.43 - A Debt Repaid
The coterie escaped the burning club and made their way back to Mayday Malone’s. Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) found himself a new victim, Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) tried to charm the mysterious Joslyn St. James, and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) found himself frozen by his morality when facing his own monstrous nature! What will happen now that the coterie have a night off? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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1.42 - A Night Off
The coterie rescued Azaria Tyrell from the scene of a feral vampire massacre, burning the club to the ground. Ridley (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante) torched the place with no shirt on, Iris (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) communicated with multiple allies using her mind, and Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt) ate a vampire in front of Iris. What will our heroes do with a new hunter ally and a night off? Featuring our Storyteller Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).
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Introducing... Warhammer 40,000: The Valentyne Heresy
Knowing we're on hiatus for a week, but you're undoubtedly looking for something new to listen to, we wanted to introduce one of Dumb-Dumbs & Dice's other shows! Warhammer 40,000: The Valentyne Heresy!
Welcome to the grim darkness of the 41st Millennium. I am Inquisitor Caveat Ventus, keeper of the Inquisition’s Black Library, and this is my report on the Valentyne Heresy - an actual play podcast set in the Genesys adaptation of Warhammer 40K’s Dark Heresy RPG. This report features Game Master Tom McGee (@mcgeetd), Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante) as Lucius Valentyne, Laura Elizabeth (@elhamstring) as Lyric and Tyler Hewitt (@Tyler_Hewitt) as Alto. What future heresy awaits this trio? Find out now, in the first episode of the Valentyne Heresy!
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