Brain Dribble — Comedy Podcast
By Tyler Damsma
Brain Dribble — Comedy PodcastNov 10, 2023
Sick and Tired — Brain Dribble Comedy Podcast #91
God had no idea humans would eclipse him when they invented improv comedy.
00:00 Intro / Backed Up
02:25 How to Start Your YouTube Channel in 2024
17:01 Doctors
21:56 The Motherland
24:13 Improv is Better than God
27:01 New Ricky Gervais and Dave Chappelle Specials
35:09 The Future of the Pod
38:12 Tom Segura / Andrew Schulz / Out of Touch Comedians
Drake is Mr. Worldwide (ft. Eamonn Timoney) — Brain Dribble Comedy Podcast #90
00:00 Intro / How's My Driving?
02:50 Drake is Mr. Worldwide, not Pitbull
04:30 Skrewball Rejected Me
05:18 Coming in the Air Tonight, Like Steve-O
10:39 A$AP Rocky and Rihanna's Kid
11:45 All Doctors Are Creepers
14:56 Celibate / NoFap
17:33 We're Done With OnlyFans, Guys / ASMR
21:51 Asian Baiting / Drake Goes Asian
23:04 We Are Netflix
24:50 Essential Christmas Movies
25:25 Luh Tyler / Breaking the Law as a Minor
27:09 Poo Face Slap / Cat Poo Coffee
31:23 Creative Ways to Pass On
34:30 Jack in the Box / Shadow Band
37:51 Music
39:38 When's Morgan Freeman gonna die?
40:44 What would you do with a couple arms?
42:25 Getting Cancelled
43:30 Matt Rife
46:07 Can't Twerk / Pegging
49:43 Eating Glue
Trauma Tier List — Brain Dribble Comedy Podcast #89
Green numbers on a screen give me validation that I didn't get from my father.
00:00 Intro / Fires / Santa Lore
03:19 "The Needy"
05:03 The State of the World / Candles
07:32 YouTube Addiction
07:57 Letterman Jacket
08:59 Bring Back Pen Pals
09:50 Impulsively Hopping on a Train to "Find Yourself"
11:21 24 Year Olds are Still Kids
12:15 What it Means to be a Podcaster
14:29 Escaping the Matrix with an AI OnlyFans Model / Podcast Junkie
16:12 Going to Jail to Acquire Skills
19:18 Trauma Tier List
23:33 Not Everything Has to be a TikTok Clip
26:40 You Are Not Your Thoughts
27:37 New Year's Resolutions
Drug Test Chicken Little (ft. @DanaCMYK) — Brain Dribble Comedy Podcast #88
I've heard of Seinfeld.
0:00:00 Intro / Jobs 0:01:13 Circus Cat and Mouse Show 0:02:41 Dana's Secret Adventure Time Project 0:09:10 Chicken Little was on Steroids 0:14:15 How To Boil an Egg? 0:17:57 Prince! 0:20:33 State Fair / Testing a Roller Coaster 0:22:23 Artificial Intelligence AI / Futurists / Skillshare 0:24:25 Eyebrows / Thief Barber / Haircuts are Dry Cleaners 0:26:55 Tyler1 Headphone Dent / League of Legends / Stardew Valley / Zork 0:30:46 Autumn Pile of Leaves / Murder Mystery 0:33:54 Would You Rather: Burn in Fire or Get Beaten 0:34:53 Being Eaten as a Dying Wish 0:40:39 Impractical Jokers 0:41:19 Subway Coupon 0:44:19 Russian Experiments / Destroying a Horse 0:52:48 Audio Atmosphere / Anthropomorphic Smash or Pass
Jack 0ff All Trades — Brain Dribble Comedy Podcast #87
Puddle of Cuṃṃ — Brain Dribble #86 (ft. Andy Liriano & Brandon Cintron)
I made a beat with my prostate and sold it on DatPiff. She f*ckin' hates me! What about fiveskin?
00:00 My Car Has a Gas Leak
04:39 Cosplaying as a Surgeon
08:54 Kit Kat / Snapple
13:24 Serving Sizes / Sports
20:30 McDonald's Grimace Lore
23:06 Eddie Murphy in Meet Dave / Mr. Bean
24:25 Chris Hanson / To Catch a Predator
25:00 Logan Paul vs. Dillon Danis
26:09 "Get a Load of This Guy"
28:00 Stone Cold Steve Austin Works at Cold Stone Creamery
29:02 Yankees / Baseball
30:16 Elon Musk / Neuralink / Tesla / Puddle of Mudd
36:26 Joe Rogan Shoots an Arrow at the Cybertruck
37:47 A+ Blood Test
41:37 Gay Son or Thot Daughter?
43:00 Scientology / Baba Yaga / 2012
48:08 SMURFED / BLACKED
49:39 Kareem Crashes the Pod
51:32 My Gay Rap
My Big Mucus Monster — Brain Dribble #85
We're back, and the disrespect is at all time highs as Tyler describes how he does not care about world news. You can be killed at any second... so far so good.
00:00 I Don't Care
05:08 What Kind of Motivation?
07:46 Hospital Bombing / Terrorism
17:42 I'm Suing My Throat / My Lungs Stink
23:12 I Should Cook...
25:47 Internships
31:26 Mucus Rain
5 Crannies and a Crill — Brain Dribble #84 (ft. Andy Liriano & Brandon Cintron)
00:00 Intro / What is a Cranny?
02:47 Free Prosthetic Limbs
19:35 What Money is Used For
21:37 Cloning Yourself With Dead Cells
Overdose on Life — Brain Dribble #83
00:00 Intro / Sharp Callouses
00:57 Why is it Called Thirsty?
11:46 Getting Too Personal
15:40 Recall on Noses
21:01 Social Media
34:26 Bullying is Good
Tuna Salad Rocks My World — Brain Dribble #82
00:00 Intro / Getting Called Stupid
05:22 Kanye on Lex Fridman
16:38 Walking with Eyes Closed
18:55 White Culture is Nonexistent
28:58 Choking and Drowning
32:24 The Internet Should Be 21+
37:59 Life's Goal to Get Cancer
Jeffrey Dahmer WASN'T REAL! — Brain Dribble #81
00:00 Intro / Insomnia is Good
04:40 Good at Driving
06:41 I Wish I Was Gay
09:04 Jeffrey Dahmer
24:12 Dust
26:46 Dominos Sh*ts
29:42 The "Ick"
46:33 Embrace The Incel at Heart
Imbue the Tortilla With Your Thoughts — Brain Dribble #80
00:00 Intro / Public Toilet Seat
04:57 No Language / Hiring a Hitman
11:18 Psychology / Astrology
22:10 Banned on TikTok LIVE
27:22 Dropping the Soap / Tortillas
35:01 Operation Catch-Up
36:45 Olive Garden First Date
44:34 Bad to the Vein
48:38 YouTube "Documentaries"
Quick Turnaround Time — Brain Dribble #79
00:00 Intro / Light Pollution
02:25 Volunteer Firefighters
10:53 "Be Yourself"
14:11 Quick Turnaround Time
16:58 Roman Numeral Tattoos
Air Pills, For Queefing — Brain Dribble #78
00:00 Intro / Cat Calling
07:43 Liquor Slogans
11:37 Posthumous Fame
13:47 Lactose Intolerance
19:18 Congratulating an Age
23:40 Waking Up Early
24:49 A Line
25:34 "Hunky Dory"
26:57 What is Barstool?
27:24 "Too Much"
29:17 Want to be WANTED
Dr. Frankenstein Fell Off — Brain Dribble #77
00:00 Starbucks Interaction
10:10 Capitalism
12:02 Gnats
17:09 Dairy Queen Blenders Sound Like R2D2
38:11 Crypto is Dead
39:37 There's No Finish Line
43:42 Why Bella Poarch is Famous
48:06 Playing the Lottery is Selfish
50:38 My Superpower
51:40 Eyeball Queef
Don't Be a Hero — Brain Dribble #76
We're in the closet this week. Coming out as weird may have been a mistake.
Coming Out... — Brain Dribble #75
...as weird.
00:00 Intro / Coming Out
04:16 Mail With Sensitive Information
12:48 Plastic Straws
14:25 U2 Started the #MeToo Movement
18:46 "I Don't Believe in Guns"
23:27 It's the Thought That Counts
29:35 "Break a Leg"
31:04 Commando / The Last Straw
43:21 Projecting and Gaslighting
This Little Piggy Went to Denny's — Brain Dribble #74
Sick and tired of these YouTube "special"s talking about covid and cancel culture.
0:00:00 Intro / I'm Dumb
06:59 Steak "Well Done"
12:23 Are we on the same page?
16:40 YouTube Specials
Life is Chaos — Brain Dribble #73
Tyler talks about guns. Yaaaay!
0:00:00 Intro / My Ass
03:49 Guns
36:25 People are Dating ALL WRONG!
39:56 A Haircut Made Me Question My Sexuality
44:02 I Drink Coffee For Headaches
47:12 Ricky Gervais: SuperNature
54:29 Why You SHOULD Die.
Social Cue Olympics — Brain Dribble #72
We need a social agreement to tell people when they smell.
00:00 Intro / Heat
02:48 Overpopulation
07:08 Allergies
09:13 Sweat / Body Odor
14:23 You Can't Google Some Things
18:35 Taking Care of Elders TikTok Account
20:17 White Culture
23:48 Accidentally Talking to Yourself in Public
29:50 My Day Starts When I Wake Up
Blonde Pubes — Brain Dribble #71
Tyler talks about the new Kendrick Lamar album, Trader Joe's, and getting ready.
0:00:00 Intro / Trader Joe's
0:04:45 The Goal of Life: Getting Ready / Momentum
0:09:27 Traditional Success and Pride
0:12:33 Kendrick Lamar: Mr. Morale & The Big Steppers
0:38:55 Snapchat Bots
0:44:23 "My Better Half"
0:48:23 My Hair Looks Dead
0:52:44 Tyler Damsma's Special
0:57:29 Bahama Breeze / Olive Garden
1:00:00 I'm Glad I'm Not THAT White
We're The Big Kids — Brain Dribble #70
When you're a kid, you always looked up to the big kids. But what happens when you become the big kid? Where do you go from there?
00:00 Intro / It's NOT Winter
06:25 My Body is Picky
08:14 WTF is Dirt?
13:53 We're The Big Kids
21:14 What Medium Did You Use?
22:52 I'm a Dad
27:06 Seeing People You Kinda Know
31:53 Dream Logic / Earwax
41:11 Getting into the Headspace
43:24 How to "Stay Hungry"
Fallen Beef Tips — Brain Dribble #69
00:00 Intro
01:17 I Bought an Ad
04:32 Having a “Type” / Rejection
10:41 The “One”
14:14 Relationship Insurance
18:02 Illegal Name Change
22:31 Life Insurance
25:22 Fallen Beef Tips with Human
34:07 Unfortunate Kinks
38:41 Library Celebrating 100 Years
41:56 Synesthesia / Mental Illness
55:21 Fire Spreads Through Peer Pressure
Encore at a Baseball Game — Brain Dribble #68
Pride is just being in denial of your wasted time.
00:00 Lean Into Discomfort
11:19 "I should've said..."
16:04 Dunkin Got Rid of Hazelnut Swirl
21:04 DoorDash Anything, Anywhere
31:45 I'm Jealous of Women
36:53 Baseball is Primitive
Heroin Laced Bagel — Brain Dribble #67
The biggest gaslighting of all time is eating a poppy seed bagel.
0:00:00 Intro / Sensory Deprivation
0:07:15 Testing Positive For Heroin
0:16:59 Self-Descriptive Words
0:18:27 Driving is so Stupid
0:30:18 Answering Questions About Your Life
0:40:20 People in Commercials Are Too Happy
0:47:50 Family Photo at a Train Station
0:48:42 Computers And Procrastination
0:53:29 Signatures
Joe Rogan's Elk Cubes — Brain Dribble #66
"Extreme Home Makeover was the original Mr. Beast."
0:00:00 Intro
0:00:46 Twinkle Toes
0:10:26 Dwayne, The Rock Johnson
0:12:19 Fitness YouTubers' Elbows
0:15:07 I Leave the Light On
0:17:15 TikTok was the Start of WWIII
0:18:18 Delinquent Teachers
0:22:27 How To Win ANY Argument
0:24:19 Elk Cubes
0:29:03 Infits
0:29:45 America's Funniest Home Videos was the Beginning of the End
0:39:57 The Cutoff for Fat Acceptance
0:41:37 My Rules For Life
I quit.
it's been real, peace
I'm Such a Bottom — Brain Dribble #64
0:00:00 Intro
0:05:42 Quitting Smoking / Vaping
0:16:27 Virgin Mary and Jesus
0:22:44 Calculating Tip
0:26:38 Artists Are Human Sacrifices
0:35:31 Faux Motivation
0:37:39 Showers Are Scary
0:42:42 I Want Physical Contact
0:55:35 Come Into MY Life!
0:58:30 Nature VS Nurture
1:06:07 Tinder Sucks (AGAIN)
1:17:25 The Internet Makes Competition Seem Hopeless
Putin is TRANS! — Brain Dribble #63 (ft. Jared Miller)
There's a lot going on in the world. Ukraine is a country. That's really all I know.
0:00:00 Intro
0:01:32 See Your Pee
0:04:20 The Shape of the Earth
0:07:31 Blue Man Group
0:10:27 Our Friendship
0:11:58 Filling The Void (in your *ss)
0:17:57 The Most Unique Stank
0:21:16 Jared's Funny Story
0:31:45 "Bobs..."
0:32:40 Putin Is Transitioning
0:36:12 UroClub
0:48:52 Falling Asleep When Hanging Out
0:51:08 Why Jared Hates Me
Suck a Sticky Liquid Through a Meat Straw — Brain Dribble #62
On today's episode: gold encrusted soup, collecting body stuff, and creating a synthetic hole next to your a**hole.
0:00:00 Intro / Eating Too Much
0:04:01 (Seasonal) Depression
0:10:52 "Tear You a New One"
0:23:23 "Bust Your Balls"
0:30:36 Sweaty Palms
0:35:58 Collection of Body Stuff
0:44:08 Taking Things
0:52:02 Suck a Sticky Liquid Through a Meat Straw
0:55:43 Rich Things
The Secret to Crispy Jizz — Brain Dribble #61
On today's episode: I turned 23, Jesus owns the Chum Bucket, a woman freaks out at a truck stop Wendy's.
0:00:00 Intro
0:02:13 The Best Birthdays
0:04:17 Winter Voice
0:09:31 Jesus Is Trying to Steal Your Soul
0:12:06 If I Wasn't An Artist
0:15:25 Florida Truck Stop Wendy's
0:25:28 Double Meanings / Placebo
0:30:03 Eye Discrimination
0:33:38 Imagining Feelings
0:36:29 Nothing Happens in Vermont
0:39:37 10 Years On YouTube
0:41:30 No One Has Their Sh*t Together
0:44:15 Can You Wheeze Through Your Nose?
0:47:17 RuneScape Stunted My Growth
0:54:16 24 Hour Fitness
0:57:57 You Are Not Your Thoughts
1:01:03 I Wanna Cut Off My Pinky
I Want To F*ck Chili's, The Franchise — Brain Dribble #60
On today's episode: arson is easy, my "vacation", and car accidents.
00:00 Intro
07:46 Putting Pressure on Yourself
17:51 Pride vs. Shame
22:12 Fireworks / Arson
25:17 Car Accidents
31:14 Ignorance Causes Racism
42:20 Arguing Over What You Said
43:47 My Vacation
50:37 The Joke is The Truth
51:56 We're Having Moments
BEST OF 2021 (Episodes 32-59 Highlights)
You can read, right? The title explains all. You simply cannot put it into more descriptive verbiage.
Mr. Beast Breaks Into the Mint — Brain Dribble #59 (ft. Someone)
On today's episode: we're all time traveling, drinking coffee while eating pizza, and when do you get bored of p*ssy?
Homeless Cuisine — Brain Dribble #58
On today's episode: egg browns and bone flutes, displacing native phlegm, and rejection.
00:00 Intro / Chinese Food
02:31 I'll Try Anything
07:34 Turning Yourself into a Bird
10:25 Wood Playgrounds
12:10 I Went on a Date
15:57 Art is Alchemy
17:45 Parallel Thinking
20:08 Social Anxiety
22:51 I Went to the Mall
30:29 Picking Your Nose
My Truth (Letting it Out) — Brain Dribble #57
A cathartic rant describing the ruminations I struggle with, the intrusive mantras that inform my personality, and how the pandy felt like divine intervention, flipping everyone's world just like mine had been in the 6 months leading up to it.
Travis Scott Dances on Graves — Brain Dribble #56
Don't you dare take a stranger's photo, or god forbid you let a stranger take a photo of YOU! You're gonna hand them your phone? What are you, r-worded? It's either you give them your phone or you give them your phone number and they just... have a picture of you now. Personally, I am fine with neither.
00:00 Intro
00:11 Planned Obsolescence
06:14 Burning Calories
11:33 Journaling
12:55 Couples on Hikes
16:02 Stop Going on Hikes
17:50 Not Together Yet
22:59 Too Many Memories
25:05 Not YOU Yet
26:17 Morning Mouth
31:40 Travis Scott Concert
34:55 Loving Celebrities
White Food is Loveless — Brain Dribble #55
00:00 Intro
00:25 Halloween is not Happening
03:16 (Not) Getting Blood Work Done
06:14 Loud Vehicles Sound Like Spaceships
07:04 Piss Rain
12:37 Holding Pee
16:01 After You Touch Yourself
18:29 Toilets With Torque
23:15 Deviated Septum
25:14 Humane Way to Die
27:59 Spicy Food
32:02 White Food is Loveless
35:36 Hikes Are Ruined
36:30 Open The Left Door
40:56 Is It Mold?
Gabby Petito Had it Coming — Brain Dribble #54
I had one rule: I would never try White Castle or watch 2 Girls 1 Cup. I broke that one rule.
00:00 Intro
00:55 Trying White Castle For the First Time
12:16 Wet Socks
17:21 Gabby Petito and Brian Laundrie
22:45 Arranged Marriages
24:07 Snapchat "Born Different"
26:45 Volkswagen "Punch Buggy"
30:41 Prodigies Don't Impress Me
33:17 We're All Just Winging It
36:54 Overthinking... Just Start
Ass Peoples — Brain Dribble #53
Why do statue makers love crafting children's balls? Why don't ped*philes look at statues if they like children's d*cks so much? All this and more in this latest episode.
00:00 Intro
04:23 Why Are Statues Nude?
10:30 Social Anxiety
17:22 Self Confidence
22:17 Everything Hits at Once
28:08 THIS WILL MOTIVATE YOU
47:54 Deforestation: COMING SOON!
50:50 How to Cut Down Social Media Usage
How To Fix Your Life — Brain Dribble #52
00:00 Intro
01:38 The Truth About Climate Change
09:58 Do Disabled People Get Mad at Fat People?
12:55 Your Life in Thirds
17:40 David Choe / Finding Your Sense of Play
27:23 People Who Bring You Down
31:00 Financial Independence and Ego
38:57 Setting Your Pride Aside
41:48 Getting Banned on RuneScape
Sweet, Thick, Nutty Milk — Brain Dribble #51
This is an open letter to Def Leppard: happiness does not come from drowning in sugar. "Oh, pour some sugar on me, then I'll be okay." So just open a sugar packet and pour it on your head? THEN WHAT?
00:00 Intro
02:00 Sugar/Hazelnut Creamer
08:34 Contradictory Questions
10:30 I NEED SOMETHING!
15:11 Normalize Joking About Everything
16:25 Dedicating My Life to Jokes
17:58 Being Offended is a Choice
20:11 Making Content Out of Fear
22:46 If a Tree Falls...
27:30 I'm Awkward
29:22 I Don't Like Texting
A Kiss Under the Dingleberry — Brain Dribble #50 (ft. Eamonn Timoney)
The future is fun! School is really just daycare, so let 'em run free! Give your son meth.
00:00 Intro
10:34 Hypothetical Questions
21:41 Genetically Mofidied Foods
35:24 Dingleberry
39:36 How Far Humans Have Come
41:01 School is MOSTLY Babysitting
47:10 Inc*st/Pedo Defenders
49:20 Pokemon Class
52:41 New VS Old Entertainment
Jeff Bezos: Increase Your Feet — Brain Dribble #49
00:00 Intro
04:10 ASMR/Whispering
10:51 Mailmen Should Have Sirens
16:55 Every Rule Has a Story
22:12 Amazon Doesn't Exist
29:31 Toe Socks
32:40 The Tapeworm Sings!
36:08 Mike's HARDER??
37:32 Cheating on Tinder
40:53 Ice Cream/Mint
Dog Ethnic Cleansing — Brain Dribble #48
Love could be around any corner, including behind a post-it note on your webcam. Take it off and let your FBI Agent into your life and heart.
00:00 Intro
03:41 FBI Agents
14:50 Fake It Till You Make It
17:16 We Need to Fix Dogs
27:25 Be Outside
33:50 Dogs are Kinda F*cked Up
34:50 I'm Biracial
38:51 Dogs Never Grow Up
41:24 What Else Would I Do?
Frank Sinachos — Brain Dribble #47
Tyler talks about living your truth (the one you made up), joking about insecurities, and how life will f*ck you in the ass.
00:00 Intro
02:35 Quench Your Health
04:52 Believe What's Most Fun
10:29 Learn Alchemy or Die
20:15 Push It Down
24:51 Joking About Insecurity
29:42 I'm Done With Politics
33:01 Life Will Give it to You
40:15 Take it Or They'll Give it to You
42:08 Humans Overcorrecting
45:44 Diamond in the Rough
52:07 Avoiding Nostalgia
53:22 "You Can Be Anything You Want"
54:32 Think Less, Do More
57:30 Emotional Punching Bag
Homeless Man Eats a Shower — Brain Dribble #46
00:00 Intro
07:14 Improv Sentences
10:52 Sick of Food
16:46 Road Trip
21:37 Small Towns
24:31 Cities / The West is Scarce
28:39 Humidity / Overcast
32:15 Where is Home?
35:19 Fake Nature
38:23 Patience
40:58 RuneScape is Life
43:50 I Wanna do Improv More
45:17 Outro
A Dog's Purpose (is to Die) — Brain Dribble #45
Tyler talks about some stuff I guess I don't have time to do the description lalalalalala
I Just Wanna Be Peed On — Brain Dribble #44
Tyler talks about bones in food, and some other stuff that are supposed to be jokes, but probably fall flat. But who even cares, you'll listen if you want to. Who am I to tell you what to do? That being said, be sure to rate this podcast according to how you truly feel, because I can handle it.
00:00 Intro
00:37 Is Haiti Denmark?
04:15 Bones in my Mouth
12:50 Oops, I'm 50!
15:35 One Meal a Day
19:34 "5 Minute Read"
22:31 Messy Organized
24:36 Church / Fast Food
27:15 Day 1 of Keto!
30:19 Dads, Small Talk, and Trump
35:05 Negative Affirmations
39:48 B*tch Sounds
42:00 C0V1D DIDN'T DO ENOUGH!
My 30lb Lip Life — Brain Dribble #43
Tyler talks about gay poop, body modifications, and committing to things.
00:00 Intro
01:51 Gay Piece of Sh*t
05:50 My 30lb Lip Life
08:20 Body Mods
15:12 Humans are an Experiment
24:31 For the Sake of the Conversation!
25:33 The Loudest Introvert
28:53 Coping with Minimum Wage
35:32 You Could Abuse Someone
38:03 Dedicating My Life to Silly
44:10 Have a Structure
45:30 Mental and Physical Health
51:00 Commitment